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Being a patriot means nothing when you wouldn't stand a chance against the most powerful assembly of Islamic warriors who are more willing to die than you are willing to live.

America is doomed.
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>>693495079

What is a drone strike?

0/10
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>>693495079
agreed holy shit who is that tank?
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>>693495079
>Because war is fought with fists
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>>693495079
must be why isis loses ground everyday even to other weak sandniggers
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>>693495079
that solider is actually Iranian body builder 'Persian Hercules' Sajad Gharibi, 24 battling against ISIS.
and thereby actually being "on the same" team as US against the Islamic extremists
[URL=http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/686043/Hulk-Islamic-State-Iranian-bodybuilder-Sajad-Gharibi-fight-terror-group]The Persian hulk[/URL]
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>>693495079
That dude's an Iranian bodybuilder, not Isis.

And that chubby butterball needs to step away from the jelly donuts
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>>693496335
Beat me to it

Thread's over folks, go back home, nothing to ser here
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>>693495079
Who's the semen demon on the left?
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>>693495079
SYNTHOL VS MCDONALD FAT
WHO WILL WIN?
FIND OUT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT ON DUBYA DUBYA E SUUUUPER SLAAM
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>>693495079
The guy in black is actually some fat ass Kurd named "The Bulldozer". Joining isis was probably the only way he could get laid.
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>>693495079
Just imagine that mothterfucker coming at you, bullets just bouncing off of him, how can americans even compete?
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>>693496475
I believe he just enrolled in the syrian army to fight isis
not sure tho
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>>693495079
Even if ISIS did have bodybuilders, what they fuck are those muscles going to do against drone strikes? OP is a dumbass.
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it's a good thing we aren't fighting with swords than
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Jesus Christ. Has /b/ really come to this? It's not even bait anymore.
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>>693495079
Just because you post a picture of a fat guy doesn't make it average
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>>693495316
Sajad Gharibi, aka "iranian hulk"
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>>693497393
The average American is obese, so basically you're retarded.
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>>693497531
You're right.

The average American is also in the military. We have millions of soldiers more then them.
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>>693497531
You're fucking retarded.
obese is 174-200 pounds
average American is 166
Look it up.
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>>693495079
both look obese to me broseph. the american has more torso fat and the nigger has fatter limbs but pretty much the same fat all over for both
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>>693497531
That fat fuck would never make the US Army weight limit. Fuck you.
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>>693497797
Your facts are flawed.
Well you should include average height with it at the least.
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>>693497960
He wouldn't make any military weight limit
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>>693497797
Wait, I'm 6'1 175, am I obese?
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I'll bite... That soldier is an anomaly. In military and most combat soldiers would murder your neck beard ass
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>>693495712
When your fastest vehicle is a camel and your secret weapon is sand, fists are the strongest weapon you can think of.
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>>693495079
youtu.be/aM3ElTvF52I
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>>693495079
How is that fat dude in the military? Don't you have to meet weight requirements?
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>>693495079
top kek on the picture op lmaoooooo
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>>693495712

Can't you see him holding a katana you blind cunt?
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>>693495712
>implying its won with ordnance

lmao this is why we lost vietnam
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>>693496635
He did say that he wants to go to the WWE after he's done fighting isis.
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>>693495079
>this thread
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>>693495079
>mfw when the ripped dude is actually fighting for the Iranian Army

>http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/giant-24-stone-bodybuilder-dubbed-hulk-announces-he-will-fight-isis-alongside-iranian-military-1568882
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>>693501941
Is it just me or does it look like isis has been watching too much anime?
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>>693501941

Is he scary or gay?

The perfect combination of both,

Ninjorroristu.
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>>693495079
Hey Euro fag a hail fire of bombs and he's another shit stain in the sand
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>>693502096
dude fucking exactly. I don't 100% with the conspiracy but isis is a wholly american fabrication.
Its Reagan's chickens coming home to roost
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>>693502096
>Hurr durr no one is smarter than me because I believe everything is a false flag
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>>693502493
>>693495712
>>693495200

you three are sooooo fucking stupid.
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>>693502782
follow the money stupid
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>>693495079
>wouldn't stand a chance against
kek.

I didn't know that fat fucking camelfucker is bullet proof
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>>693502951
Spotted the towel head
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>>693503019
Ffs no one wants WW3, not even your spooky jews or whatever boogeyman you're scared of.
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>>693501493

He's not fat that's the new ergonomic body armor.

It's also tactical.
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>>693502096
nice conspiracy theory you fucking idiot
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>>693495079
Patton Oswald is in the army now?
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>>693502951
Hey Alex quit being a stupid nigger
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>>693503019
How about you enlighten everyone by explaining this money trail you speak of.

Pic related. Say it.
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>>693501493
because people aren't allowed to fat shame anymore. probably told his mommy that his sergeants were making him feel bad and mommy called her congresssman.
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>>693503490

Shutup Daniel you know it's true you double nigger
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>>693501942
No, we lost because EVERYONE WANTED US GONE. A WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY WANTED US GONE MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.

You can't oppress everyone sadly. And I think they were being supplied by china and Russia.
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>>693503795
Fucking soulless ginger
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>>693495079
The Guy in black is not the same as hulk..
He went to fight isis not to fight for isis wtf why do u take every chance to trashtalk people who is accually to be saluted. The ignorance of some human really saddens me.
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>>693495079
Yeah, tell Japan and their shitty bushido code that.
They got anally raped then nuked for their trouble.
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>>693495079

He's an Iranian. NOT ISIS.
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>>693503825

Did you accidentally agree with me?
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>>693504114
Lui Marco spotted. And yes the guy with the sword was an ISIS fighter who has since been killed.
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>>693503585

Dude its basic stuff but I'll give you a decent starting point
Google Iran Contra Scandal
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>>693499250
check your BMI
but no
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>>693504141

Lol Japan kicked the west's ass out of China during the SinoJap wars.

They actually would have won if the weather didn't make our heaviest hitter ship a day late to dock at pearl harbor.

Fuck imperial nips tho
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id suck his tiny dick tbh
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>>693504184
I don't know...is it the same situation?

The reason why can win a war is most people just want a war to be over. They don't want to get caught up in it. Vietnam was different, everyone did want to be involved.

Why, do the people living with ISIS seriously want to live in a country where you can get your hands caught off for stealing a candy bar?

Are they happy that they are being forced to not sell certain goods and have a ban on Alcohol.

Do they seriously want to live like shit and wallow in their own filth and reestablish a feudalism?

If that's the case, fuck um they'll kill themselves anyways and be back in the stone age in a matter of 30 years.
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>>693503490
Chemostar sent me here and Alex is a stupid mega super Nazi nigger
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>>693501942
You guys lost every war because you were ment to.
Just a way to keep the war machine running.
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>>693504683
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>>693504795

They don't want ISIS but they also don't want democracy and Shakespeare rammed up their asses either.

Not everyone cares about democracy a lot of countries are better off without it, like Mongolia
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>>693504939
>You guys lost every war
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>>693495079
He will die just like the others. If it is by me then I will also bury with a pig.
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>>693504795

that was a long walk to get yourself to the middle of the road.

had nothing to say/10
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>>693505120

I don't think he's counting the obvious wins stupid
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If ISIS is so powerful why are they outsourcing their fight to Americans?
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>>693503019
By no one you are refering to the very big majority..
But you live in the world controlled by the VERY SMALL minority.

Like he said.. Follow the money.

You actually dont need a brain to figure out whats a finger up the ass and whats a genuine event.
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>>693504976
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>>693505220
You're implying I had an opinion to begin with.

I just think that history repeats itself. If they want to live like Animals let them, otherwise the UN has a responsibility to get involved.
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>>693505499
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>>693503825
News flash..nobody on earth wants you.
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>>693505634
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>>693505062
So then what are they gonna do?
If they join up with ISIS their screwed.

I still feel like uncle sams their best bet. I mean from what I understand, they have fucking nothing. So unless they REALLY WANT ISIS, they had better join uncle sam.
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>>693505747
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>>693505747
>>693505634
>>693505499
>>693504976
>>693504683
wtf is wrong with this fatass , he cant even move hands
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>>693505738
I beg to differ son, your mom sure wanted this dick last night.
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>>693505499
he's not even that in shape, look at all that fuckin fat, I bet he jiggles just as much as that US soldier
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>average

You took literally showed the two extremes.
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>>693505884
its always in fist mode bitch. Prepared to go up your moms ass at a moments notice.
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>>693505062
Some goat farmer in the desert doesnt give a shit who is in charge. He just wants to live his life and hopefully not get his shit blown up by a drone.
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Can he even hold a gun?
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>>693505860
This guy is worse than a complete fatty. Fat fuckers can't move because they're fat, this fucking mong is somewhat fit and can't move either. topkek
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>>693504141
>nuked

Yea..america commited a crime worse then the holocaust...twice.. And nobody answered for it. And for what?
For one fucking base that was caught off guard.
Talk about being a sore loser.
Americunts to the end
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>>693505884
talking about his hands, what's wrong with them? did he burn himself or is it what lifting does to you?
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>>693505508

I'm not actually not implying you had an opinion. I specifically took fault with that when I said you had nothing to say.

Apathy is for lam-os
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>>693505120
>Implying you didn't
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>>693495079
>implying everybody replying to this thread isnt baited
>sage in all fields
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>>693495079
>more willing to die than you are willing to live.

i dont have to "want to live" very much to go on doing it
but if youre willing to die a whole lot, well...nobody is gonna stop you. so i guess you win.
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You guys know he isnt actually gonna be sent out to battle, right? He's gonna be used as a rallying cry and a recruitment drive. Iran wont risk having a famous soldier being killed.
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He was a tough motherfucker in Double Dragon.
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>>693495079
Sajad Gharibi is on our side you cunt. he want to fight isis.
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>>693505962
Mfw that was the best comeback you could muster.
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>>693506361
Why? Cause I believe you can't liberate someone that doesn't want to be liberated?
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>>693506377
>relevant
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>>693506800
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>>693506762
I tried man. I really did. We can't all be dank may may wizards like you.
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you could even argue the fattest and laziest military is actually the most powerful because they can do their job and still be fat and lazy
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This obese dude got captured by Syria - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3620037/Flattened-Terrifying-20st-ISIS-executioner-dubbed-Bulldozer-captured-Syrian-army-dumped-half-naked-truck.html

What a loser.
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>>693495079
>people actually believe this guy is ISIS
The dude loves WWE and dreams to fight Brock Lesnar. Real scary ISIS member.
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>>693506800

ughhhhhhhhhhhh
you fell for liberation meme?
hnnnnnnngh okay I'm clearly talking to a 15 year old here I'm out.
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>>693495079
>implying mujihadeen don't fight like Abu Hajaar
>implying every U.S. Soldier looks like the POGiest WO who only gets to stay because his MOS is rare
>implying enormous muscles do anything but make you a bigger target in modern war
Troll harder, newfag.
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>>693506377
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What if he is 5ft tall and his huge arms are actually the size of a normal human being!
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>>693507227
How the fuck did that guy get so fat? Unless you're a super rich Arab in some 'safe' area of Dubai surely there cant be enough food?
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>>693495079
Honestly, if they were "willing to die" as you say, they would use the "Army Ant" strategy employed by the North Koreans back in the 50's rather than guerilla hit and run, or lone wackjob in a vest, type strategies. They wouldnt avoid a sniper lane, they would flood it. They're all cowards using an obtuse religious ideology to lure in the weak minded to die for them.
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>>693495316
The Bulldozer of Fallujah
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>>693507901
100% this. You just know they strap a bomb to the most retarded recruits and point them in the right direction.
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>>693506416
>>Implying you didn't
We're not europe
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>>693496783
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>>693507901
>>693508228

none of those are sustainable strategies stupid. Willing to die doesn't mean jumping off a bridge.

Part of their belief is they have to give an honest effort. Ya'll are dumb as fuck.

You think you can just kill the goat and not draw the pentagram?
Satan's not picking up that phone.
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>>693496783
>>693508358
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>>693507239
k by
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>>693508358
Toppest of keks!
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>>693504976
makes for a large target
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>>693506165
You sound like the faggot who would fuck with someone bigger than him, and end up crying to your momma after getting beat up.
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Meet Abu Azrael.
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>>693495079
he would be hard to miss even from space
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>>693505634
this fat ass thik he is strong! Not strong, just HEAVY!
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>>693495079
Hahahahahahaha!!
The average ISIS fighter can't hold a sheep down long enough to fuck it. All they can do is strap bombs to themselves and press a button.
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>>693508956
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>>693495079
Iranian Hulk isn't an ISIS member, you tard, he's joined the fight against them. The executioner dressed in woman's clothing is named The Bulldozer, and he's been said to have died already.
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>>693495079
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>>693508776

more like, you shit yourself when you die
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No US soldiers are ducking meatheads. Marine recruter said he wanted to inject fat into his biceps to make them bigger then got pissed when I chuckled about it.
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>>693495079
>willing to die
I'm not about to stop them. They are more than welcome to die.
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>>693509053
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>>693509490
Hah, I know right? I once met a Royal Marine who thought he could use butter as fucking sunscreen.
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>>693509719
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>>693509823
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>>693495079
This "ISIS fighter" is actually an Iranian called Sajad Gharib aka the Iranian Hulk, he's fighting against ISIS not for them.
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>>693495079
can't wait for his debut in WWE
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>>693495079
>muh sword will win

Kek
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>>693502493
He already is.
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>>693503019

Reading posts like this makes me wish I was 15 again.
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>>693509719
Isnt he dead?
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>>693495079
Kill yourself, europig. America #1, europig. Die.
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>>693508956
>>693509053
>>693509719
>>693509823
>>693509915
>>693510249
Is he?

I can't tell. I hope he's still alive.
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>>693497732
The average American isn't in the military
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>>693509999
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!
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>>693510249
Nope, still alive I think.
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>>693510384
He has to be, he's the equivalent of a pin-up idol for them. You don't let your pin-up fight.
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>>693510192
Yeah. Now you're a world weary 16 year old. Silly children.
Money isn't real.
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>>693503019
Show me the money.
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>>693495079
Fuck you, we have the Iron Sheik
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>>693510625

He still fights
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>>693503019
>>693510679

>follow the money stupid

NO ONE knows exactly all the main sources of IS income because it is a cluster fuck of interests and deserting factions and sub factions. Your pseudo intellectualism disgusts me.
It is still a subject of debate to locate all the people who had their hands got dirty, especially since the people who supported IS when it was not IS or IS at the beginning are not the people who are supporting them now. But you figured it all out because oyu fucking googled 'the trail of money' get fucking lost kid.
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>>693511058
Maybe those are just photo ops? He surely must be heavily protected. Like when The Royal Family send a member to fight in a war.
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Where's Lawrence when you need him?
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>>693508956
That's his civilian slaughter'n sword
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>>693511058
>>693511159
Niggas are posing. Either that or fucking retarded.
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>>693508956
Looks like the standard sand nigger at every 7-11.
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>>693495079
That guy is not average. If he was average for ISIS he wouldn't have the nickname "Hulk". The fatty isn't average either. That pic is retarded and op sucks dicks.
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>>693509466
Anally raping young boys is part of their culture so it makes sense.
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>>693508762
>Part of their belief is they have to give an honest effort

And charging headlong at the infidels, trying to overpower them by sheer numbers isn't giving an honest effort?
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>>693511150
>being this triggered
>being an bourgeois apologist
>h-hey we don't have the receipts so who knows who it really was r-right?

Just look at the shit that's in plain site dude.
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>>693499250
def a lil chubber. Try the salad next time
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>>693495079
Canafag here, but ISIS can barely feed their own strongholds. Any country with slights amount of power can just make it so they can't leave their strongholds and they'll just starve to death 'cause they live in a shitty desert. But that would take to long, so 'murica is literally just sending in machines to kill the dune-dwellers, so.

Also, I'm almost positive ISIS has killed way more unarmed people, then armed people because they're literally grown men who get angry when other people touch wieners. Kek.
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>>693511159
When did Shoog Knight join ISIS?
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>>693511499
You yourself listed several reasons why it would be a disingenuous effort .
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>>693495079

kek
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>>693495079
pray to allahu-samad then hulk out and wreck niggas for a holy cause
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>>693495079
> guaranteed replies
Is there really any sport in this?
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>>693511523
>being this defensive

Burgeois, now you bring out the heavy communist guns. Shit in plain sight which you fail to point out. I can almost imagine you in your skinny jeans and with your numale beard.
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