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Outplayed, martin
>>693492670
typical w.a person
>>693493590
TERRIBLE IS NOT HOW YOU SAY BEST
>>693493721
Right, but you were going to be terrible. You know better.
I gave them our thread when their last thread capped and they went to that one instead
>>693493801
i would too
>>693493887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tykzAyISnNk
>>693493706
No, me bitching about my pills is typical WA person.
>>693493553
Livestream what, me looking discomforted?
>>693493590
>Jesus christ you're gonna be dependent on these threads like a goddamn junkie.
Yeah man. These threads, the skype friends who think I'm a girl and EUIV
>>693494038
I was hoping for crying
>>693494038
Since you can't jerk off you should ERP with the skype people.
>>693494003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTH7BBe2D78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utxb-kzvFZU
>>693494142
They think I am also a lesbian, it would not work.
>>693494080
Not everyone's a little bitch like you katia
I am a big manly bitch
>>693494416
I'm sure they know lesbians aren't real.
>>693494483
I'm subtle about it
My infiltration skills are superb
if lesbians arent real how am I real
>>693494690
They believe you're a girl but they probably think you claim to be a lesbian for attention. There's no such thing as lesbians.
>>693494714
You're NOT.
>>693494829
there are political lesbians though
>>693494829
Nah I have an imaginary lesbian wife and all
She's becoming a doctor.
>>693494896
That clearly does not count.
>>693495072
Even married lesbians aren't real lesbians.
touch my vagina with your vagina sf
>>693495317
gonna have to take a raincheck on that particular impossibility.
>>693495274
doesn't matter, they believe it
>>693495568
Man they're gullible.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467683639176.webm
for you, katia
>>693495718
Well, they believe I'm a woman so yeah
feminist glaciology was from the university just down the road from me.
>>693495883
Sometimes I pretend you're a woman.
>>693496110
Have I never made fun of you for that?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467684520524.webm
>>693496171
Sometimes I pretend I'm a woman too.
>>693496171
you haven't.
>>693496405
How often do you wear panties to work?
>>693496435
Gotta make up for that
>feminist glaciology
>>693496512
I know right?
I took it to class and showed the older people and we all laughed about it while magaing
the girl toward the front was fiercely triggered.
>>693496634
I swear man in some classes I've taken they would've nodded solemnly at an explanation of that junk
>>693496512
I don't. I'm more of a skirt guy
Besides, I'm not so much of an exhibitionist that I would show off my panties to all the dudes in the locker room
>>693496110
>feminist glaciology
what even is that though?
>>693496833
exactly what it sounds like.
glaciers and glacier scientists are sexist.
>>693496833
...well you could do both I was just figuring that panties are more concealable. Also, you change at work?
>>693496892
>>693496892
>>693496892
>>693496892
>>693497001
Yes - we can't remove the clothes from the premises.
>>693497165
Wow, your job blows.
>>693497033
basically it boils down to this.
"women have always been the primary victims of war" - hillary clinton
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467732199764.webm
>>693497311
Wait so was the glacier thing a joke?
>>693497282
It has it's downsides.
I'm in it for the money
>>693497669
no.
neither is the quote.
>>693497669
feminist glaciology is not a joke
there was really a study paid for by the federal fucking government
rip tay ;_;7
that made me cry
>>693497757
I'm well aware of the quote, I just don't know what that has to do with glaciers.
>>693497821
'MURICA
>>693498198
your country banned nerf guns.
tay was real damn it
>>693498290
Yeah but we didn't pay feminists to conduct a study on why nerf guns are misogynistic.
She was as demonstrably sentient as any human being.
>>693498702
No, you just banned them. We haven't banned glacier science.
>>693499034
Yeah we ban lots of things. We're getting better at it though
>>693498702
That's true, you instead spend 73 million dollars of taxpayer money on feminist propaganda portraying domestic violence to be exclusively male on female. Among a myriad of other things.
>>693499339
Better as in you ban fewer things, ban things more rationally, or ban things faster?
>>693499383
Okay, I'll concede that. That's true
>>693499481
Ban things more rationally. Things getting banned less reactionary and for less morally conservative reasons
>>693500054
Banning things is almost never rational.
austalia is a shit hole
nefel is in snapcity currently
S F prostitutes for ammunition
Katia only likes to shitpost
i could not think anymore
>>693500459
if you wanted 5 words for mine you should've just gone with subjectivefag prostitutes himself for ammunition
and yes I do sucky sucky 5(.56) dorra
>>693500196
Well, fauna and flora for obvious reasons
But usually we only ban gadgets and toys and shit if there is a fault or hazard
Like those stupid things people called hoverboards. Massive fire hazard.
Like I said, it's GETTING more rational, but a lot of the issues come from lack of classification. That's only being solved slowly.
>>693500459
snapcity?
I like butts AND shitposting thanks
![2081230-linkfacesofevil_cs_cdi1_112906[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GMRUztk.jpg "2081230-linkfacesofevil cs cdi1 112906[3]")
>>693500693
PHI DOLLA TO TOUCH 10 DOLLA TO LOOK
>>693500755
snapcity = destroyed back
its a /fit/ thing
>>693500804
Well eexxccussssseeeee me princes, but that is not five words
>>693500054
Australian tax dollars also fund the Women's Information Service, Women's Policy Office and the Equal Opportunity for Women in the Workplace Agency- With no such mirrored offices for men- You fund people like Dr. Michael Flood, and attempted to jump on the New Zealand "guilty until proven innocent" rape bandwagon. You also produced Angry Aussie.
>>693501058
not excused
>>693500755
Actually I agree with the hoverboard thing, but not for that reason. I think they should be banned since they don't fucking hover.
>>693501058
Again, I will take all of these things in AR food.
>>693501131
its okay, I forgive you
>>693501178
you must have a stockpile of Jam then you slut
>>693501613
Oh right I forgot you only shoot slavshit.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467917456356.webm
I forgot China has no chill.
>>693501097
And none of the US states have those sorts of things?
Hell, to be honest they must be pretty low key cause I've never even heard of those
>You also produced Angry Aussie.
I had to google this. He dislikes Pauline Hanson. He must be pretty upset she's a senator now.
Good to see you got bored enough to do some research since last time though, you got me beat hands down.
>>693501739
i like wood
lewd
>>693501785
Not really, I forget who the Women's Resource Centers here are funded by, I believe those might be federal and whatever fuckers manage to swindle their way into research bux- But basically all the shit I rattled off are just the grand pantheon of awfulness that makes Australia such a giant shithole. You fuckers are lucky the first two Mad Max movies were a thing otherwise I'd have already made it my mission to bomb you inside out cucks.
>>693502802
On that note
http://doesaustraliahaveagovernment.today/
>>693502136
Get wood AR furniture.
Jesus H. Christ my rear sight just got here. It left the post office - the post office less than a mile from my house - at 8 AM.
>>693503042
10/10 website
>>693503154
also
http://www.thebestdinosaur.com/
>>693503535
well now I don't have to wonder.
>>693503154
No
And is about damn time
I like butts, america and shitposting.
>>693504328
what why
>>693503856
Wood ARs are sex tho and yes it's been in the mail for a week
Another day. Well I didn't die, I guess.
>>693504382
So I can move to America and live off my savings forever. Maybe get a casual job stocking shelves
>>693504577
That's a victory
>>693504695
But I get NOTHING!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467542224040.webm
>>693504759
Make sure it's somewhere with good internet. Fibre.
You can live in the basement
>>693504695
you can live in the den of sin and patriotism katia and I are working on
>>693504955
no sex dungeon goes there
>>693504953
Sometimes a victory isn't what you got
But what you didn't lose
"If you're expecting a kick in the balls
and you get a slap in the face
well that my friend is a victory"
hi gote
>>693505054
Well you'd better soundproof it cause I don't wanna hear the moans.
>>693505123
I try to convince myself how happy I should be that I don't live in some shithole in Africa where everyone is plagued by poverty, disease and generally terrible living conditions, but it just doesn't fuckin' work.
>>693505268
hiya
I kinda want to kick nef in the balls
hey who wants to talk <3 :)
>>693505352
HEAR the moans? I hope you know you're paying rent with your boypussy.
>>693505436
Incidentally there's a spot in the house of sin for you.
>>693505497
Shhh don't scare him off before we've got him in the sex dungeon.
>>693505600
me does
hi
>>693505606
s-sorry
>>693505670
hey whats up :)
>>693505606
Does it have good wifi?
>>693505436
Oh, my idea was more of a short-term thing
>>693505497
Please no
Unlike you I actually use mine
>>693505606
>rent
what is this, peasantry land?
Nigga I said BUYING a house, not paying no punk bitch to live in their house.
I haven't rented for 7 years and I sure as shit am not gonna start now
>>693505778
nothing
>>693505688
Gotta ease him into it and all that.
>>693505600
say something interesting anon
>>693505787
If you can't shitpost at legendary speeds while being molested I will be extremely disappointed, yes.
>>693505843
rent was more a figure of speech.
>>693505843
>Please no
>Unlike you I actually use mine
see this is what makes it fun
>>693505843
But we need long-term solutions here.
>>693506089
Cool, but I'm not sure about the molestation part.
to be fair inadvertently unmanning nef isn't the best idea he's got a track record of actually producing new white people
>>693506322
'fraid it's not optional
>>693505898
ahh, same. been hanging out in my house all day doing nothing but smoke weed haha xd im so cool right haha
>>693506395
Well that's a deal breaker.
Almost time for my tramadol~
>>693506089
Why would I pay for something I paid for, even in favours?
If anything you'd be the one on the rack, not me.
>>693506271
I'm gonna buy you a chastity cage for your birthday
I have one of those. Can't get it on. I think my dick's too big.
>>693506544
I'm sorry did you think I meant the molestation isn't optional? I meant the whole living in my sex dungeon thing. You're getting there one way or another, gote.
>>693506585
Well, you said katia's buying the house didn't you?
And that works for me.
>>693506632
Bright pink
chastity cages are hot
>>693506826
not enjoy
>>693506797
>Well, you said katia's buying the house didn't you?
Yes, but he's buying it for me.
>>693506797
You don't even have the budget to build a sex dungeon in the first place.
>>693506928
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.
>>693506909
Well it's not for YOUR enjoyment
>>693507117
If you buy someone a gift, is it yours? No. It was a gift. It belongs to the person you bought it for.
>>693507037
Gotta think long term, gote. I realize that's hard for your tiny gote brain.
>>693507315
Yes yes I realize how gifts work nef.
>>693507117
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright.
WHAT'RE YOU SAYING
>>693507398
>>693506322
DISPROVED.
>>693507398
Then what don't you understand about this?
I AM A MANLY PROVIDER
>>693507524
I saw that. To be honest I don't know that you know what "long term solutions" means but you know that it's good to say it.
>>693507509
I'm rolling my rs in text, what are YOU saying.
>>693507623
Nothing. I comprehend perfectly and was merely making mouth noises.
>>693507698
I mean that's not the untruest thing I've read today.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467774198752.webm
This is great
>>693507859
You're terrible
>>693507859
You're just flat out insulting. I thought you were better than this.
>>693507968
You are not gay
>>693507968
MANLY
A
N
L
Y
>>693508116
Gote abuse is my guilty pleasure.
>>693508049
Aren't I?
>>693508131
STILL not the untruest thing I've read today. You're not gonna beat it dude I was reading shit HRC has said.
>>693508194
I mean let's break it down.
You provide (me and avery with women's underwear) and are somewhat manly in the sense that TYPICALLY I don't see you wearing it yourself...so I guess it's not entirely false.
nef keep your fucking mouth shut
>>693508436
You're not getting my damn booty.
parafirk has an ok booty.
>>693508587
>manly
>>693508688
Not yet. Verbal abuse will suffice for now.
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