>>693488352
With your dick out.

Use a vagina.

>>693488352
Couple of methods that haven't caught on that I think I invented.

First one is kinda weird.

You use two hands and use your dick as if it were a stick you were trying to spin to start a fire.

Second one is GOAT.
You get a small towel and put it over your shower head so that all the water is focused into one point. You put your dick under that and jack it.

Predator technique

>>693488352
18inch dragon dildos

>>693488352
Is that Link from Good Mythical Morning in the middle ? kek

>>693488352
Get a bullet vibrator and hold it against your frenulum. Move it around and vary the pressure. Also poppers can enhance it but don't use them too much or you may develop a dependency.

>>693488352
nerve gas

>>693488352
Lube up with IcyHot - it feels amazing

bonus points if you have something that will hold the bullet thing to your dick so it's handsfree. best slpooge I've ever splooged

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>>693488352
>Vac cleaner

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>>693488352

>>693488352
Mad Dog 357 lube

>>693488454

This

>lube up
>put penis in sandwich bag or freezer bag
>put sandwich bag penis in between mattres and box spring
>pump till you cum

>>693488352
it's not even close

FLESHLIGHT (new textures)

<<<massive power gap>>>

fleshlight (original textures)
japanese tenga shit

<<power gap>>

your hand

faggot anon here

on scale of 1-10 how much better is a fleshlight compared to the standard hand masturdebation method?

glory hole

>>693492387
whats the new texture?

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>>693489230
nigger what if i dont have a detachable shower head?
you expect me to do pic related?

>>693488352
inserting your erected penis into your mating partner.
if no mating partner is present, one can usually be aquired via payment or other methods such as rape.

>>693493165
softer, plus if you're the type that likes to catch the cum in toilet paper or some shit you dont have to worry about that and it'll make you go retarded if your not used to stimulating your head while cumming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BPqKZ60_N0

Lay down on your shower floor and have the water land on your face and suffocate you while you jack it. Cum in seconds

>>693489230
>>You use two hands and use your dick as if it were a stick you were trying to spin to start a fire.
Instructions clear, dick caught on fire

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>>693494040
well, if you dont have a small penis, the head of said penis can actually reach up to the focus point.
pic related

>>693488352
200 mph in a super car in a desert

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No lie here. Prostate masturbation will make you cum in under a minute.

Most people are born with a sensitive prostate, you should definitely cum faster and WAY harder if you are hitting it good.

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>>693496375
u callin me a fag boy??

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>>693496375
You callin' him a fag, boy?

>>693496509
It's not gay unless you wish it was a guy hitting your prostate.

Plus, you can keep cumming over and over. No refractionary period!

>>693494267
>catching the cum in toilet paper
>not being uncut and able to just stop it with your foreskin
Pleb

>>693496375
I already cum in under a minute actually in under 30 seconds

>>693494915
kek

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>>693496509
>>693496791

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>>693496817
i aint fallin for no gay tricks queer boy

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>>693496817
He ain't fallin' for no gay tricks, queer boy.

>>693496375
This. You don't have to shove a finger up your ass, you can just rub the base of your penis right below the balls. It feels nice.

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>>693496817
hey, i ain't fallin' for no fag tricks neither boy

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>>693499065
u think ur foolin' me fag boy? i aint doin ur gay shit

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>>693499065
You think you're foolin' him fag boy? He ain't doin' your gay shit.

>>693492387
so hand is still the best method, good to know

>>693493165
my experience
>first several masturbations with fleshlight were way, way better
>it was like comparing pleasure from getting first innocent kiss from your first gf and getting first blowjob from semen demon nymphomaniac...first one is also good, but come on
>after a while I got used to it and I don't quite use it anymore

From time to time maybe. But to be honest, to fully prepare this fleshlight, to keep it in warm water for a while, then to clean it afterwards, dry it, use this special powder...
I'd rather just do it normal way. Less work.

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>>693499065
you ain't foolin' me neither with your gay shit

>>693496509
>>693496791
>>693498375
>>693498608
>>693498727
>>693499287
>>693499436
>>693499512
lost

>>693499607
Touch yourself there when you're aroused, don't be a faggot. It's magical.

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>>693488352

Tie your balls as far as you can from your body, so much as it doesn't hurt too much. (a little pressure is fine).

Stroke slowly but firmly, grasp balls sporadically and if you feel like it tap it lightly. should feel pretty good. Cum whenever, and then post results

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>>693496375
I might be fooled by this faggot trick.
Any fag tips?

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>>693499888
ur gay trips and gay tricks aint gonna work on me queer

>>693499944
Tips about sticking your finger in your asshole?
Where is the mystery in that? Why would you need tips?

join this thread
>>693499838
>>693499839

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>>693499888
Your gay trips and gay tricks ain't gonna work on him, queer.

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>>693488352
Feels like pussy, and can be turned inside-out for easy cleaning.