Come on Eileen or Walking on Sunshine?
The Pusher
These threads are gay
>>693472783
Yeah, but they have a shitload of things they can do at massively reduced cost
They rarely take advantage of it though
On the rare occasion that one decides to make something of themselves, they've got everything they need to do it.
ima go play CS, cya
I legitimately don't think abos are in the same species as humans.
dexys
>>693473026
you're right
>>693473026
They're no different to Injuns.
I legitimately feel so bad for the aboriginals who do escape all that shit. None of the ones who weren't born into moderate wealth, but instead achieved it, seem to have any anti-white sentiments. They all hate their own.
>>693473384
Injuns are a different subspecies of human. I think oceanic peoples actually split off from the rest of the species long enough ago that they're different enough as to not be categorized in "Homo sapiens"
>>693473552
How long would that take?
I would figure that would be somewhere in the millions ballpark, not <50k years
>>693473870
Injuns are siberia tbf
>>693473870
Apparently evolution can occur faster than was previously believed. Anyway I don't know the exact nature of the aboriginal genome so I'm not saying this from authority or anything.
>>693474110
People just adapt to the environment they're in.
I don't think there's anything wrong or detrimental about abos physically (except that they're god damn ugly).
Just shit parenting and community over the last century keeps them mired in shit while the rest of the world slowly outpaces them.
>>693474402
Didn't say there was something wrong with them as such although they're obviously maladapted to western societies. I'm just contemplating their degree of difference from other human subspecies.
I married the dark lord.
>>693474866
Good choice
>>693474743
>although they're obviously maladapted to western societies
Again, that's a social thing rather than a physiological thing.
If Australia'd had a better climate, they might have been more numerous and had a few wars to give them a little cultural progression.
I would feel bad for them if I didn't hate them so much
>>693474866
That is acceptable.
>>693475284
>>693475284
>>693475284
>>693475284
We ruled EVILLY.
>>693475413
The social behavior and capacity of various disparate peoples' is defined in large part by their biology. The negro is more sexually promiscuous in every society he exists in than the white man is, who in turn is more sexually promiscuous than the Asian man, because polygamy is a more viable strategy in their environments of origin and as such the strategy has become biologically inscribed. This applies to a broad array of behavior.
Turns out laughing is horribly painful
Please god do not let me sneeze
>>693475626
Well if you wanna look at that sort of thing, look at milk. A massive chunk of the world is lactose intolerant, because they haven't been drinking from cows for centuries like Europeans have
Abos didn't really have any form of intoxicant. Alcohol hit them hard, and even now they have very little resistance to it.
>>693475956
Do you have a backpack brace?
>>693475956
Yes, the alcohol is a good example. Same thing happened to our indians.
I'm so glad I'm not lactose intolerant. Not just because it makes me feel whiter; my life would be empty without cheese.
>>693476024
No. I have nothing but my ability to sit on my ass for hours at a time
>>693476081
Cheese and milk is so great. I fucking love dairy.
>Yes, the alcohol is a good example. Same thing happened to our indians.
That being said, I don't think that these minor biological differences are enough to consider them an entirely separate kind of Homo
Especially since full-blooded abos are pretty rare these days
>>693476422
Well they're certainly a different subspecies. Abos just seem so terribly exotic to me. I admit I'm biased.
>it hurts to laugh
Good lord.
>>693476422
Lay a pillow under your back closest to your butt to support your back
>>693476610
>Abos just seem so terribly exotic to me
I think it's the brows, man
So used to seeing cavemen as burly dudes with a massive brow, and abos have like the mightiest brows of all the races
>>693476861
I have a cushion already
>>693476974
Yeah they really do, those things fucking protrude.
>>693477162
Especially on the women. That and the circular faces the women have make them look like weird artistic interpretations of tiki/totem faces or something
>>693477467
Do abos have guns? I sorta want to conquer an abo village and rule over it like a petty savage king.
>>693477680
Not really, no
You do not want to go to an aboriginal settlement, unless it's with intent to wipe it out
>>693477889
Can we call that plan B? I want them to carry me on a litter as I sip whatever the local delicacy* is, then impregnate the women and create little abominations.
*unless it's gas and rubbing alcohol
Jim Comey just admitted to the Reform and Oversight Committee Chair that uncleared people had access to classified content in Clinton's email.
>>693478074
You know how sometimes something really fucked up is happening and people turn a blind eye to it because they don't want to appear racist by speaking up?
That's basically those settlements. Extreme substance abuse, child molestation, rape, all the stuff we know and love.
>>693478291
I don't see it affecting her chances any
>>693478520
Well maybe I can clean the settlements up.
It won't affect HER, but Comey is looking like a bonehead for not recommending indictment.
>>693478651
http://www.c-span.org/video/?412315-1/fbi-director-james-comey-testifies-hillary-clinton-email-probe
>>693478792
feet to the fire?
>>693478654
There's a point where you gotta call it quits, and though I usually am willing to give anyone a chance those settlements are way out of my ken.
>>693478893
Hoo yeah. He's getting grilled like a hot dog.
>>693479004
I figure I can rule over them with an iron fist. Every time I even suspect wrongdoing I'll shoot people.
>>693478792
there something off putting about this whole thing
>>693479068
beautiful
>>693479068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JFLLlQftFU
Hail to the King of Nothing then
>>693479108
Yeah that's cspan for you.
>>693479127
He's not the goal, of course.
>>693479310
That man is the real MVP.
>>693479410
hold my hand and lets heat marshmallows over him
>>693479484
They'll taste like sweat.
>>693479410
well not that, its a matter of why wasnt she indicted? He is speaking as if she should have been indicted. He admits multiple faults of her while she was on trial.
>>693479596
ok fine just over an oven
>>693479618
Because he doesn't want to commit suicide with two shots to the back of the head.
In his original recommendation where he didn't suggest indictment she also sounded guilty as fuck. The Clintons murder people.
>>693479657
We could build an oven around him.
>>693479657
They'll taste like jews
>>693479886
WE'RE NOT KILLING THE JEWS WE'RE KILLING THE MUSLIMS NEF GOD GET IT RIGHT
>>693479861
they murder Serbs tbh
And so what? Political suicide should not matter in this case, if anything he sounds as if he isnt doing his job and doing what comes easiest and letting it blow over.
>>693479974
why not both?
>>693480213
No, he's not concerned about political suicide. He is concerned about BEING MURDERED. I think you're missing this. There is an obscenely long list of people who've died very conveniently around the Clintons, including but not limited to John Kennedy Jr. who was going to run against HRC for senate in 2000.
>>693479974
THEN DON'T BRING UP OVENS, KATIA
IT'S MARSHMALLOWS, BUILD A CAMPFIRE LIKE A REAL PERSON AND NOT A LAZY GIT
also Sultana Dotter has died. Her reign was long and prosperous
>>693480499
good shes dead start the crusades
>>>>anton sterling
Closed it. What the actual fuck, cummings.
>>693480593
The muslims are taking central america. From there, they'll use all the gold to take out the injuns.
America will be under allah's grace soon
>do you know who've hacked her?
>we can get you that information but we don't want to give any intelligence to foreign agents and don't want them to know what we may or may not be aware of
>has she been hacked?
>no
>>693480387
i think you are falling down the rabbit hole now Alice
His position with the bureau and whether or not he will keep it, might come down to who wins the next election.
hes literally rambling julian
>>693480906
You're right, I'm sure the clintons just got lucky with all those plane crashes. And people totally commit suicide by pointing guns at the back of their heads. And raid starbucks where former clinton white house staffers work, kill everyone and take nothing. Yup, that's normal.
>>693481207
What an enormous jackass.
https://twitter.com/SeabreezeCheryl/status/751123611633668096
fucking niggers
>>693481316
i dont know man
>>693481481
are you just trawling through twitter hashtags now
>>693481641
You were wondering why comey didn't recommend to indict her. I told you. It's not about his career. His career would be BOOSTED by bringing down HRC.
>>693481747
yeah its fun
>>693481781
carry on I guess
can't say I care
we'll make america great again. #GiveMeHopeIn5Words
>>693481907
we'll is a contraction
>>693482041
A single syllable cannot be two words, it counts.
>>693472754
Fucking Walking On Sunshine.
Come on Eileen.
>>693482112
We
'll
clearly two
>>693482614
That ain't a syllabic L.
>>693482843
oh look, says right there - contraction
If two kids on each others shoulders wearing a trench-coat can't get into the movies with a single ticket, your contraction can't pretend to be one word.
>>693483136
I wasn't denying it's a contraction. A contraction is still a single word.
>>693483221
Bah, that is laziness.
He should be able to fit the 5 word frame without resorting to such abominations.
>>693483665
Nef wants to suck your dick
#GiveMeHopeIn5Words
>>693483936
thats six
I biffed it.
I blame the heat.
wtf are these signons
I bless the rains down in Africa
America Will Be Great Again
Pain Pills Are Fucking Fantastic
Holy Shit Kittens Are Cute
The Internet Is For Porn
I Wish I Could Wank
>>693483936
Oh hey Squash, didn't realize you were in thread
>>693484338
Most acceptable
that wasnt completely squash tier
>>693484386
I got nothing on this one. Unforced error. Again, in my defense it's 93 degrees and my fan is broken.
nef likes to suck dick
>>693484569
That was what I was going to originally do but since it needed to be hopeful I wanted to say YOUR dick
and therein lay the failure
we should bully him until he starts the crusades
>>693484569
Nef gives out free gobbies
Making blow jobs great again
>>693484458
I know, but nothing is so I gotta take shots where I can.
should I post this in the other gfur
>>693484870
Bully who? Surely not me
You can try to hurt my feelings but I have pain pills for that. I have pills for everything right now
Oh, you were the one who guessed slipped disc, right?
>>693485074
yes why?
>>693485030
I don't mind either way
>>693485169
You were very close!
Disc extrusion, not slipped disc. Also known as a herniated disc
>>693485337
No thanks I gave at the office.
IAMA heathen
ask me anything
>>693485424
Each disk has two parts: a soft, gelatinous inner portion and a tough outer ring. Injury or weakness can cause the inner portion of the disk to protrude through the outer ring.
This is known as a slipped, herniated, or prolapsed disk.
you in that dress
my thoughts i confess
verge on dirty
o, come on eileen
I mean I didnt even google it before saying that
but it was pretty obvious
>>693485509
There's two kinds of herniated disc
Protrusion and extrusion. I believe a slipped disc is the former
Mine is where the disc is actually ruptured
>>693485901
oh jesus
how did you do this to yourself
>>693485939
It might heal itself, if I basically stay immobile for a little over a week
>>693486046
I do not know what set it off.
are your children... fatties?
>>693486296
Fuck no
I was fat when I was a kid. I didn't start losing weight til high school. My kids ain't going through that shit
>>693486559
incidentally, i was not fat until about high school, but it fell off in college. how will you ensure they do not consume in excess, but more importantly, that they harbor and importance for good health and good eating?
>>693486926
Well, I think the major thing is that they know how to cook. Defaulting to pre-made food seems to be the fastest way to excess.
If you can get your kids to enjoy variety and cooking I don't think you'll ever have that be too much of an issue.
That being said, fuck man idk. This is my first gig and considering I was fat, can't really emulate my parents in that area
Fan get. Life is better.
>>693488033
wut
>>693488109
I searched around the house until I found a working fan that nobody seemed to be using.
>>693487338
cooking has made a significant difference in what i consume. the proliferation of fast food kind of destroys the middle and lower class.
>>693488273
Oh. I have two fans at my computer. Big ole ground-based one for the body, small desk fan for the head.
>>693488314
I myself buy most of my food in direct opposition of what I just said, but I also work out nearly twice as much as many of my friends yet sometimes struggle to maintain healthy weight.
But yeah, this is the theory we're working with on Samjam. She's the test subject and CHENNY can be the final run
>>693488586
I used to have a desk fan, but I didn't use it for awhile, lost it and the drawer it used to reside in is now occupied by random junk and a gun.
>>693488752
Well, I suppose that's an upgrade
my hair is pulled back from drying in my hat.
Spain is trying to move in on my turf
>>693489053
I had a floor fan, but that one is now broken, which is terrible, so I found a fan that is at once too big to put on my desk and too small to put on the floor, so it's on my bed right now. Later I may try to balance it on top of the crt or something.
>>693489266
Floor fans are the best. I used to have the oscillating ones that have the stands, but those weren't great
>>693489148
post hair
>>693489682
This one is tiny but it's a goddamn trooper.
>>693489682
too many tits in this thread
>>693490242
Make dealings.
>>693489890
Thanks
>>693489755
Well, as long as you can tell the difference between 5 and 6 now
>>693490242
demos post your tits
>>693490460
man if you'd asked me half an hour ago how many fingers you were holding up I might've said six, it wasn't a good look
fixed
>>693490609
that is the PDest 3D of all time.
>>693490555
Maybe I was holding up six
>>693490740
thanks bae
>>693490885
Where did you get the extra one?
>>693488586
does working at a casino burn many calories?
go 2 slep nef
>>693490817
do you not like my boobs either?
>>693490321
>>693491269
>3D
what do you think
>>693491390
d-damn it
>>693491425
Get 'em out.
>>693491477
howd this get in there
>>693491068
No, it's nowhere near my bedtime
>>693491052
Not really, no. I actually gained a lot of weight when I first started, because my previous job (warehousing) was so active and I walked to work
Too chancey for violence to walk home from the casino and less active, so my high-energy diet kinda fucked me up
>>693491585
>>693491586
your folder kinda blows regardless
>>693491666
3d confirmed satanist
>>693491756
i'll take roy and dev's approval over your disapproval
can I post my boob gif images
brb
>>693473036
come on. Eileen tolooray ay
>>693491839
I can't think of a more damning condemnation of almost anything than devnull approving of it.
>>693491903
If they're 2d.
>>693492115
all 3d
>>693492115
Bryz approving of it
>>693492176
Then raus.
>>693492221
Bryz is stupider, but devnull's opinions are all pretty terrible.
>>693492221
>gifs
>not webms
>3D
>not 2D
It's like you just get worse with every consecutive post
>>693491651
its 4am doe
I had to stay up for uni sign ons
boobs cant be worse than dom
nef back me up
>>693492376
I've told you like half a dozen times, 4am is usually when I finish work. Often I do not finish til 6am
To me, this is like 4pm-5pm
This is really a "two wrongs don't make a right" situation. And honestly furry > 3d tits because furry isn't 3d
ughhh
>>693492620
No. You were spamming yesterday. Normally I don't care but while I am crippled I can't exercise, or go to the shops, or meet friends.
I have nothing to do but sit here in these threads talking to people like the worthless pathetic wretch I am. You briefly robbed me of that. My salt is eternal
THIS IS WHAT MY LIFE HAS BECOME
someone please kill me
>>693493148
THAT ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO SPAM MORE
Spamming's bad, katia.
>>693493148
How long are you like this again?
it is your natural contrarian nature
you just dont understand
Oh god I've finished off half the codeine pills someone send help
>>693493261
Until at least the 14th
>>693493471
stop taking them and livestream it
I understand the desire to be a terrible poster just fine. I just refuse to endorse it.
>>693493471
Jesus christ you're gonna be dependent on these threads like a goddamn junkie.