>>693471491
Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old sperg.

"Its ok id kill u too"

>>693471491
Please respond

>>693471491
Last msg I sent was to my gf.

I'm home already.

>>693471625
Isnt there a trap thread you should be Lurking?faggot

"Thanks"

That's not so bad. I think that would make for a cool gravestone.

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Tfw I haven't message a female besides my mom in the past year

"I wont be home for a little longer so dont worry."

>>693471491
please respond

the peace sign emoji

'Ok'

>>693471491
See you tomorrow

Lol

>>693471871
I feel you bb

>>693472038
Is that a threat?

Great <emoji smile> <emoji clapping hands>

the phone number of a court house

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"WANNA HAVE A TALKIE TONIGHTY"

>>693471491
"i'm coming out now x"

I was telling my mom I was coming out of school

>>693472171
A guarantee

Dope

"Schland"
>imokwiththat.jpg

Tear digit off

>>693472260
MODS, MODS. UNDERAGED NEWFAG.

MODS!

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>>693471491
Im ok with this

>>693471491
"I'd be more than happy to show you the ropes"

I can't tell if this would be a cringey gravestone or one that's ominous as fuck

>>693471625
And there are hundreds of em

>>693472362
Nice Anon. I kekd.

>>693471491
"I'm sorry i didn't want to hurt your feelings, it's just that i don't want to lose you and that's why im acting like i don't care" k then

but just nuggets

>>693472386
>Implies suicide by hanging
Not bad.

"Who needs euphemisms for butt stuff."

What do you mean you don't have a feminine penis?

>>693472362
>Fails to crop out face pic of girl he communicates with.
>Posts said pic on /b/

Big mistake, boy-o. Big fucking mistake.

>>693472415
meant for OP

"we'll have to go in a couple weeks mane"

>>693472432
Beta faggot

"I had fun trolling faggots with you in Overwatch this evening. Gotta go to bed tho, ttyl."

>>693472340
>Yfw when he's just your average computer grad studentscience.

>>693472545
>Implying you can find her by face

We should watch back to the future

>>693471491
>thanks for picking me up from jail.

>>693472638
Sounds like a challenge. What do you say fellas? Let's make him eat his shorts!

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"Don't go digging in the backyard"

Behave yourself! Your awesome! It could be worse I've just had to stand up in front of a crowd, receive an award wait for a couple photos, nightmare! Xxxx

>>693472732
I ain't even the guy but go ahead

Me asking an employee if shes open on the 15th this month. Free for the D perhaps.

>>693472732
No

"Lucky you"

>>693472545
My girlfriend shares my enthusiasm for pneumatic staplers, or pretends to anyways, because she likes me...

My life is ruined!

>but yea, I'm Frank

my name's not Frank

"It will be there tomorrow"

>>693472732
cringe

>>693471491
k

>>693472905
>my names not frank

Then who was phone?

"Sorry, I meant alright. Damn autocorrect x"

That's, like, the most underwhelming response here.

>>693471491
"It was only a joke"

>>693471491
"I'll be passing by"

"Meh, just woke up. Had a smoke and that brings us to now. I might clean out the truck today. I also have a doctors appointment today at 1"

That's a bit wordy for a grave stone...

I'll pick your son up from your boyfriends place.

>>693471491
"I could get a couple fingers up your ass if I try."

>>693472732
I'm at a loss for words with your underagery.

>>693471491
>no means no isn't the problem, yes means yes (affirmative consent) is.
After she sent me an article about a new law on rape and sexual assault in Germany.

>>693473356
Found the Europoor, swede frenchie or kraut?

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>>693471491
See you, space cowboy

I just want to be successful

no worries

>>693472545
Wtf are you gonna do? Do you know of some face filtering database that you can run this pic thru and find all of her info?

You're a fucking retard

>>693473518
Gotta be Swede. I think that may actually be in the chorus of their national anthem.

>>693471491
#patriarchy

>>693471491

>Ask her if she'll accept cunnilingus as a retainer

"just gore"

>>693472732
How goes the search?

>Haha fags dont know that I can image search on Google!
>Look at all these results!
>Man this is hard..

∆thats you up there, being a faggot

too bad you dont want to play with me

>>693472545
I bet hes shaking in his boots you little bitch

>>693473029
caitlin

>How thoroughly finished the world is!

Perfect.

>>693473093
I want "it was just a prank bro" on my gravestone

Mine is "Fuck You, Bitch"

That'll be the aim tomorrow then, I'll Fuck you till you can't walk

P.s. it's not my girlfriend

>>693474458
>Wanting to get berried

Cremation ftw

Good night kim star

Fuck it. Take it as it is. At least we won't be homeless right?

Context, huge fight with our housemates being lazy fucks

>>693471491
>Do we need toilet paper?

kek

>>693471491
Mirrors Edge?

>>693471701
>>693472016
>>693474621

Kek'd

Never Forget the 70 gorillion goy

Whurd*

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>>693472732
Cringed pretty hard.

Hey, can you please get me a copy of the newest vogue?

"I'm going to feel that tomorrow."

Helped a family friend move in this morning. He had so much shit.

>>693471491
Okay, i will wait for you.

>>693472732
Thisisbait.gif

>>693474569
>not wanting to become a skeleton

>>693475228
Spooky!

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>>693475228
>tfw you are already a skeleton inside

>>693471491
"I'm so excited to see you again, I miss you!"

wat

>>693475368

Gonna get to see mom, soon?

>>693471491
Female Relative
"I'm going to see Grandpa next Thursday."

Last Romantic Interest (Been quite a while)
"In this case, you won't hear from me again."

Other Female
"See you Saturday."

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>>693475485
Funnily enough, my mom's dead, so that'd probably be accurate.

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>>693471491
>"I'll be home for lunch, gotta pick up some fixin's for dinner hon, you want ice cream too?"

"You just need to work harder"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd--qi85IRc

>>693471491
"on CSGO i usually get about 20-50"

>>693471491
>Cool, I'll hit you up when I'm free.
So inspiring.

>>693471491
"Hi :)" im ok with this

>"You know you have an interesting life when you complain about motherfucking puzzles on Instagram"

>>693475555
>"In this case, you won't hear from me again."

Fucking GOLD.

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>>693471491
"I'll never bother you again. Sorry I was such a bad friend."
8 months ago

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"Yeah pretty busy, just a bunch of stupid shit though."

Pretty spot on

"Man, I just finished Welcome to the NHK, and the ending really fucked me up."

>>693475555
Checkted.

"tot vanavond ergens"
Which translates to "see you later tonight."

I'm pretty satisfied with this result.

"Im going to go now"

>>693471491
""

>>693476575
Fucking sterf kankerzomerfag

>>693471491
"How long do we have to wait to see 3D? I have to work at 4 tomorrow anyway."

>>693471491
"Jag skrattar ihjäl mig"
Translates to:

>I'm laughing to death

Oddly fitting

"Dude you dont even know i wanted to kick her in the fuckin throat"

"Go there, fill this out for base access at camp pendleton."

"yea
mos def"

> well that's fun now

>>693471491
"Wat"

"Ça tonne ?"

I think i win


>wtf you shitbird

"oh cool"
not really bad

>>693471491
Microsoft Support says the workaround is to burn down my neighbor's dog and now i'm not allowed service in any restaurants.

I broke my time machine found himself from the future and I think he want to me to comment. If this doesn't work, we're not sure what to do abouuttt their endless screaming song?

"That's def my halloween costume this year. Including the jumbo dog."

"It doesn't matter, it's an $1100 laptop, you shouldn't leave it laying around on the fucking floor"

Sent to my wife about 10 mins ago.

>>693478048
My fucking gf does this.

"bring me a beer, thanks"

to my sister

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>>693472732

"i love you, you are wonderful"

How many days will it take?

"i just locked me and waylon out of the house with no wallet or keys" sent to my wife an hour ago

appropriate.

>>693471491
thanks

"You left your phone charger on my bed. I can drop it off if you want."
Damn. That's lame

>>693478048

you can tell this is real because this is such a realistic thing dumb bitches do.

i love you

We will watch football see you later . Love you too
Relationships are really lame sry

Stop talking to me creep or I'll block you

KKK

>>693472340
newfag

>>693472545
"Did you just say you wanted to rape me?"

>>693471491
>be not remembered

>>693478048
> be me at work
> lab (all female) down the road takes our extra handheld density device
>why? Because they broke their last one dropping it
> go down there for whatever reason
>"why did you take the protective cover off this apparatus?"
>"because it smells like your lab so we took it offand put it in the cabinet"
> dont you think you should have it on?? This is a $2000 apparatus."
> "well lets agree to disagree"

Bitch what the fuck

Same :(

"I'm sorry, I won't respond anymore."

Here Lies Anon
"that's sounds good!" were his last words

"Feck off nigger"

"WOOF"

>>693480457
Holy shit, so nice haha

I guess I'll have to go alone

>>693471491
"I love you too, Anon"

>>693471491
Nice ass

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>>693472732
What an incredible faggot.

>always a pleasure

That's quite nice, isn't it?

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>>693471491
I'm good

>>693481591
"Install Gentoo"

>Fuck

'Haha, thanks, I look forward to it.'

I miss fucking you

>>693471840
Same. Open to interpretation, comforting for friends/family, taunting to enemies and funny for passerbys

>>693471491
i know this bitch
should i post her face anons?

>>693471491

Listen, don't worry about it.

>>693471491
brb im showering

There are about 6 stops between Hilversum and Amsterdam

Thank. This jacket is very restricting though.

>"Word"

>>693472504
Perfection

doesn't surprise me

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"trying not to crush under the weight of society"

kek

'Dancing in the shower everyday isnt enough for me, need a good 2 hour sesh ;)'

Seems decent

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>>693471491
>mom stop it

>>693471491
I am there

:(

>>693471491
"Have a happy Eid al-Fitr".

"ok, I'm calling you now"

>She broke up with me on that call
>mfw i was charged to break up

>>693480407
> "well lets agree to disagree"

I hate when people say this

It's either
> Thank you for the conversation
or
> I'd cuddle with them but polar bears are motherfuckers

>>693471491
"Aha"

Mhm...

>>693471491
"Karma is a bitch indeed"

Not bad for a tombstone I guess

come clean the car, bitch

'you'll be perfectly safe, we've got 30 cops in this building'. (that's going ot be minimum 25 more dead people)'

Watching Terminator

"My nigga Bobby is going HAM in the store, he might go super saiyan out this bitch."

Life sure is great aint it?

Daddy be nimble Daddy be quick Daddy has a rock hard dick ! 1️⃣cummy 2️⃣cummy 3️⃣cummy 4️⃣! Daddy cums so much he can't cum any more! Ghost cummy Ghost cummy don't be scared! There's always more cummies that can be shared! Daddy makes me ️squishy️ Daddy makes me wetDaddy treats me like his little pet! Send this to 69 TRUE Daddy's or else you'll never get any cummies again ‼️

>>693471491
"I thought that was pretty funny"

Master race gravestone engraving.

*squeals* I've always wanted to *giggles loudly* tell you *screams In excitement* that I love you, will you....y-you *stutters adorably* be my future king , if you will be ill nuzzle you, cuddle up to you and suck your massive cock, maybe I should call your penis daddy, yeah daddy sounds good I want daddy so far down in my ass that you cum and all of daddies juices will be mine, I'll climax at the same time as daddy so I can eat my cum and your cum too we can trade our cum by kissing and when we kiss, we can dock each other's penises *starts jumping around in euphoria* If you accept this I promise *bites lip and shakes nervously* to treat you and daddy right

>>693472739

That's a really ominous message to both your girlfriend and your loved ones observing your gravestone.

"She's dying I'm pretty sure. I guess call if you want details."

I was told today that they'll start training me for pharm tech this august.

>>693471491
Yeah, and its really regular too!

I'm sorry I'm losing reception

>>693486999
Chq

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Ew I have one of those...I hate it. Results from a crosstab.

>>693471491
Pokémon Go came out today, so needless to say my day was great

>>693471491
"Good good good"

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>>693477466
Fixed it and checked

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>>693488482
Working with Microsoft Access for a client
>She was not me. She was asking advice how to fix it.

>>693471491
'have fun'

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>I hope I wasn't too much of a cunt.