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We've had a high number of reports of dubs in the area, show us your singles and you're free to go
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Check'em piggy
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>>693462635
I'm just getting my ID, okay?
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Fuck the police you bastard
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I swear I have none, offisaur
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Nothing to see here, officer
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>>693462635
I have a gun license, but let me just reach for my singles
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Check 'em because fight the power
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>>693462635
fuck the police
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No dubs here
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You'll never take me alive
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>>693462635
Sure just let me just reach for my wallet...
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>>693463033
STOP RESITING BOY!
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>>693462635
All good here
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>>693463033

RUN BITCH
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>>693462635
Bloody Hell, the Bobbies found me in America! This is preposterous.
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nothing here, boss.
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Armed raid on my street a month or so ago, also check em
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What seems to be the officer problem?
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Dont worry niggers stole my dubs last week, i'm clean
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>>693463222
wew lad
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>>693463222
Run like hell
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I dindu nuffin
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I dont hav dubs i sware
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>>693462635
> A
>AA
Newfags can't Aforce
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>>693463222
Trips.... can... cam he do that?
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>>693463033
>>693463299
I got double dubs... fuck
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check'em
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I'm clean
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>>693462635
Sure thing, officer.
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Check'em
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>>693463367
> A
>AA
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>>693463222
Rapist!
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Can you let me off with a warning?
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Nothing to hide officer.
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I'm innocent until proven guilty hank.
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>>693462635
The fuck are you nigger UK cops going to do?
Shoot me? HAHA

You fags don't even have guns.
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>>693462635
If I had dubs do you think I'd bring them out in public?
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>>693463910
Amerifat detected , like a lardass like you could even run away without tripping over your own fat
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>>693462635
DONT SHOOT
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>>693462635
Here they are. And they are magnificent.
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FUCK DA POPO
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I aint done shit
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Check 'em
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Niggers gonna nig officer
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>>693464211 checked
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Don't mind me..
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>>693462635
Fuck da police. Tithead.
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Please officer how am I supposed to feed my kids if you take my dubs?
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>>693462635
I have nothing to declare, officer.
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Fuck bitches, get money
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Got it right here.
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Fucking pigs, why don't you just fuck off. We just here minding our own business and you cunts have to come and try ruin our buzz. Shit cunts
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MUH DUBS
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>>693463910
if you're ever in london i dare you to fuck with the red police cars
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Take my life, too.
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>>693464366
o shit nigga
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>>693462635
fuck you, copper
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>>693462635
I dindu nuffin.
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No dubs here officer.
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plz mistr officer lemme go
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I do not consent!
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Nuffin to see here
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Are trips allowed?
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Allahu Akbar!!
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G'day Deputy Dipshit...

*side note*

It is NOT illegal to give an officer of the law(in the U.S.)the finger.

I asked...lol
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>>693462635
No officer here dubs.
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>>693462635
Got nothing on me officer.
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Fuck you officer I have the right to own automatic high capacity dubs here
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>>693462635
dindu nuffin'
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i swaer on me mum.
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these are not dubs officers just singles...
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>>693465118
If you're anything other than white and in a shitty area they might beat the shit out of you and arrest you for "resisting"
Go america...
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You can take these dubs from my dead hands.
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I'm rich, white and innocent. Officer, you cannot do anything against me!
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>>693464500
OFFICER OFFICER
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No dubs just trips
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>>693462635

Pat down is fine occifer, nothing to hide here
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>>693462635
W-well.. this is me..
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ALLAHU DUBBAR
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>>693465822
oh shit you are so fucked mother fucker
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Nothing to see here officer..
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Go fuck yourself officer
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>>693465822
WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE! DROP THE DUBS, NOW!
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Bye faggatron, let me know how that bag of deeks taste
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>>693462635
pls don't hurt me officer
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Dindunuffin
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I'm clean officer.
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just passing through
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FUCK THE POLICE
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OINK
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>>693467443
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What seems to be the officer problem?
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>>693467745
oi m8 i fukked ur mom reel guud
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Just a black guy with a concealed carry license here
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No officer I am not trying to make this a banana thread
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You can't arrest me I'm white. What the hell are you thinking officer?
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fu
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Sup osifer
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>>693462635
My pockets aren't full of dubs, no sir officer sir.
*cough*checkem*cough*
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Fuck the police
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>>693462635
no problem officer
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>>693470344
Nice
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nothing to see here officer
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I'm innocent
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>>693468493
You're a goon
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Sure thing officer, I'm clean. Nothing to hide.
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>>693462635
But Off-sir I dindu nuffin
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>>693470600
Shiiieeeet
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Nothing to hide here, officer.
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>>693462635
fuck the police
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YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER
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>>693470600
Nice try, nigger. I'm taking your black ass to jail.

I myself am, as you can see, clean, Mr. Constable.
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>>693470455
Get in the car we're peeling
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Of course officer here you are
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Officuh, I is not a kmeegrow, pls lit me go now.
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>>693462635
just passing through, fuck the filth
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Trips and you out run the cops. Quads killers the coppers.
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hands up, dont shoot
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Dindu nuffin
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Of course officer here you are >>693471500
>>693471500
ON THE GROUND
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>>693462635
>Ooga booga where da white womin at?
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>>693462635
ok
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>>693462635
rolling for trips
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>@
>88
God is not real and also if you don't reply your mom will die in her sleep.
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ok I am single - tfw no gf
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here u go officer
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>>693472233
o shit i swear i've been framed
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>>693472266
>>693472233
make it stop this isn't the real me
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>>693462635
Fuck off, black.
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no copper will take me alive!
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Ok
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I'm conceal carrying plz no shoot
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>>693462635
No dubs here, officer. Hope you find the culprits
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>>693462635
Nothing here officer
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Shiiieeet coppa alwayz shootin even do I dindu nuffin
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Come back when you have a real officer
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Just like M.C. Hammer, you can't touch this. Good day officer
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>>693462635
I don't even know how to drive yet i'm driving
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>>693462635
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nuffin to see her ociffer
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>>693463300
yes you did, nigger
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Nothing to see here...
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>>693462635

BLACK LIVES MATTER YOU CRACKA
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fuckn pig
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>>693473376
so close
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>>693472233
>>693472266
STOP RESISTING OR I'LL BE FORCED TO SHOOT
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>>693462635
dindu nuffin
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>>693473500
DROP THE FUCKING DUBS ASSHOLE! ON THE GROUND NOW!!
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Is there an officer, problem?
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NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
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>>693473681
The problem is your a little bitch
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>>693462635
Fuck the fed
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>>693462635
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>>693462635
We don't want to make it nasty officer, do we ?
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>>693474076
I luv gettin nasty wut u talkin son
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>>693462635
>Show him my assult butterknife
>get arrested
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I'm innocent ya pork chops
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Hey officer just robbed a bank, no dubs only money. G'day!
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okay
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>>693463659
Yeah we can!

A
Aâ–²
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>>693462635
*tips fedora* officer
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*Touches neckbeard* M'officer
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Sorry officer i am waiting for a friend
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:---)
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Nothing to hide
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>>693462635
no dubs here sir but that guy behind me looks pretty suspicious
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no dubs here
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Nothing on me. Go frisk some other fag.
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Fucking pigs
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>>693476622
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>>693462635
These are not my dubs, officer.
A friend gave them to me
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These are not the dubs you are looking for.
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hands down man down
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A dindu nuffin
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I believe these are all in order
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Is my knife too long Sir? I need it to put Butter on bread
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No dubs on me sir!
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>>693478833
dead
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>>693462635
Single dingles
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>>693466886
CHECKED DOUBLE DUBS, WHAT A THEIF
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>>693462635
Suck it, filth.
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No dubs here
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Nothing here officer
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>>693480135
Oh thank god
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>>693480169
Oh thank god again, thank you the lord above
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>>693462635
no problems, officer, check my singles
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Check 'em boss
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>>693479755
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the weather is fine today, sir
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i have nothing to hide
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>>693462635
I can't masterbate.
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Trips here I come. Fuck you cops.
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>>693481266
Orly?
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>>693462635
Here you go officer.
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don't shoot! I'm white!
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>>693462635
howdy baws
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i dindu nuffin
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Bock u
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>>693462635
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>>693462635
bub
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>>693463644
I did check em and you're under arrest, nigger
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