>>693455877
One of my balls is prosthetic because I had to have a testicle removed as a child after an accident.

I'm attracted to my sister.

I don't think fapping to traps is normal

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>>693456475

I fucked prostitutes. I sucked dicks. I cry over someone who died from time to time.

I eat ass

>>693457866
Manwhore, fag, bitch

>>693455877
I'm a spic and I think OP is a nigger

I've witnessed more tits than all my ancestors combined. We all have

>>693455877
I'm less stupid than everybdy thinks I am. Still dumb tho

I sometimes jerk off to men fucking women-I instead of looking to the girl, I look to the guy if he has a nice body-, and I hate homossexuals, wish I could kill'em

>>693457703
Underrated kek

>>693458165
Suicide then?

>>693458196
How is it undderated if there is almost no posts after it? Samefaaag

>>693458165
Makes sense

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>>693458291

Im a femanon.
>inb4 tits
>Thats why no one knows

>>693455877
I have three penises.
My pants fit like a glove.

>>693458484
how do the loli threads make you feel?

>>693458491
Reddit-level humour. Try again.

>>693458491
kek

>>693458427
>tumblr
That just tops the cake, fucking get out you summerfag

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I have fairly powerful hearing, and I've never told anyone about it including my parents. I don't really know why I do it, but I can listen to peoples conversations without them thinking I can hear them.

I even pretend to be startled from time to time when people walk up behind me to enforce the lie that I can't hear very well.

>>693458290
>>693458307
Some guys have nicer bodys than a lot of girls, I find the male body amazingly beautiful, but just to look, I have never touched any guy nad don't feel attracted to. It's complicated.
And the homophobia, I dont quite have an explanation

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>>693455877
I let my uncle have sex with me when I was a preteen for years.

I haven't told my wife (younger married couple I'm 24, shes 25) but I can't wait for her to be about 55 or 60 so I can fuck that old ass god damn.

I occasionally have sex with my best friends mother. He still hasn't found out. God bless his soul.

>>693458577
>Update
I like 'em, but not to fap tho.

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>>693458838
you know there is old women on tinder literally gawking for cock right?

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>be me 8 years ago
>had sex with my wife's sister when she was high and passed out.
>pussy was very wet and super tight
>month later wife says sis is preggers
>ohshi-
>had the kid and passed her off as her boyfriends kid
>I've since divorced and moved a thousand miles away and no one ever found out.
>checked her Facebook one day out of the blue and the kid looks like me.
>allthesekeks.jpg
>to this day, the best pussy I've ever had.
>mfw

An old man who runs a party shop in the brisbane qld area jerked and sucked me off while I jerked him. All spontaneous. Random window shopping and this old guy makes moves and I'm like why not

>>693458484
Are you hot or just meh? Be honest.

>>693458165
>I hate homossexuals, wish I could kill'em
But you can, anon
Killing isn't all that hard, it's trying tom keep from getting caught or dealing with the consequences that's hard
You just lack commitment and an ability to execute a simple plan, that's all

I know what my penis looks like

>>693458992
....that's my fetish

>>693458864
pics of friend's mom?

>>693458992
Thats your son
Ill just let it sink for a bit

>>693458699
Idk sounds like denial. I'm a bit of a gym bro and can admire a male body but sure as hell don't want to it.

>>693455877
In gears of War 2 the ghost cam can make the water ripple.

Around half the things people know about me aren't true, because I'm a pathological liar.

>>693459229
fuck your face femanon.

My wife thinks I'm very kinky in bed and she really enjoys the rough sex we have. I actually resent her, and use sex as a way to express my anger towards her. It started off really mild and PG, but soon it escalated a lot. I spank her, choke her, assfuck her, slap her, spit on her face and mouth, throatfuck her, call her a bitch and a whore, etc. She loves all this and thinks it's an element of a healthy marriage. She even brags to her female friends about it. I have realised that I derive some sort of pleasure from this deception, and have decided to keep degrading her more and more, just to see where the limits will be.

>>693455877
I can only get off to porn if the people in it look like people i know, the closer they look to someone closer to me the harder i shoot. right now my obsession is with my best friend who looks kind of like emma wastson. shes a mess, but i wanna fuck her sooo baddd

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Ok op
>unironically listen to vaporwave
>furfag
>I had sex on a church pew when everyone was gone
>i got head on a bus by a flute player dude who was sorta a stalker on a charter bus while our band was in the mall
>i was gifted a 200$ bag of cocaine inside a wendies chicken sandwich that had been hollowed out
>i enjoy listening to the sound of grinding metal
>when i was a kid i thought that if you have an electronic device if you turn it face down to where the light doesnt come out you saved battery, i believed this till i was 12
>I beat the shit out a kid for no reason other than to do it
>i stole a single dollar bill from a tip jar just to see what would happen
>ive been telling my friend im busy so he wont pick me up because i spend too much money everytime we go out
>i have cubital tunnel syndrome and the onset of Parkinson's but i dont tell anyone

>>693460906
I think deep down a lot of women want to be dominated and degraded during sex. I've had several women who enjoy this type of shit.

I wish I was Jewish.

>>693461128
>vaporwave, furfag
>sex on a church pew
pick one.

>I want to cheat on my girlfriend but I have too much of a guilty conscience

>>693459081
m or f?

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>>693461809
How about both? Why cant it be both?

>>693462001
You'll be surprised by how easy it is.

>>693458703
THAT'S SO FUNNY!

>>693462105
id pet him

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>>693458703

>>693455877
i wanna fuck anything with a hole

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>>693462479
Exactly

I date raped a girl in my dorm in college. Never got caught and never spoke to her again.

>>693461128
You sound like you browse /stim/

>>693463027
I actually dont know what that is, mind explaining for me?

>>693463144
420chan's tweaker board. Full of gay methheads and furfags. I assumed that because of the furry and cocaine thing.

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I want to fuck my best friend in the ass

>>693463330
Oh, no i dont do coke, i friended "that one white kid" and hes like
>you know dude, you're my only friend, ive had so much fun talking to you these last few months, here man...take care
Opened the sandwhich because i actually was hungry after he walked away and boom...giant ass coke bag as big as my palm, packed tight. I didnt do coke but that one time i did
Never saw him again. I actually was very sad for a couple days when i realized id never see him again, he was a cool ass dude

>>693461128
what make you think you're on the onset of parkinson?
how old are you?