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Measure up b? Keyboard cocks. State your age and balls to the edge. Im 31
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That's a thick dick my man
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>>693447555
No it's not
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People arnt posting cause you bigger than them op
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>>693447117
That's huge
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Nobody will dude. You're just too manly and hung
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>>693447117
does a regular keyboard count?
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>>693447117
Hey little guy
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>>693447117
>>693451476
check'm
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>>693451681
Not even dubs you naked mole rat cocked newcunt
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>>693451998
i dont think you understand my post. I asked if a regular keyboard does the job. took a pic and said check'm for my new post. not related to the other one. but hey. i'm a newfag right?
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>>693452244
Now you got dubs that shall be checked, and yes regular keyboard is the same as a laptop keyboard. Pretty much same size and all the keys are in the same place so yes
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>>693451493
Op here. Fuck you. How many inches or cm?
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Wouldn't small guys look huge if they got a tiny laptop?
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>>693452877
at least mines thicker hahaha
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>>693452877
19-20 cm
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>>693451493
at least MINES(OP) thicker than yours
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>>693453422
Lol no, plus you're a solid 2.5 inches shorter then me. But whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night baby dick. You're probably 5 inches long and maybe 4.5 around
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>>693453567
OP here Length makes no difference to a girl. Its all thickness.
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>>693454011
Wow you're like 12 cm long, I see the cheating your doing measuring. You're a baby dick, just come to terms with it. Because when you do it will let you become a great fore play user and make up for that so it will never matter ever when you have sex. But keep holding yourself back dillusional baby dick
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>>693454145
No cheating there son. How old are you? Im 31 and have a hot as fuck wife who cums almost everytime from my thick cock
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Am i doing it right? Age 22
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>>693454786
Get that nigger dick out of this thread
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>>693454786
Op here get that black fucking thing outta here.
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>>693454558
23 baby dick, sure as shit I could rock her pussy way better then you ever could baby dick
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Turned 18 last week
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tfw ur 17 and u reach the h on a macbook pro when ur soft. OP you are most definitely a faggot.
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>>693455577
So you're like 6.5 inches limp? Good for you buddy, you'll have fun with that. Probably puts you at about 9 inches hard
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>>693455577
reported
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>>693454558
Id rather this dick than that 23 year old.

Perfectly thick
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>>693454786
Sorry you're not appreciated more mystery colored man...pretty thick cock though...kinda long almost reaching the J key
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My dick kinda looks like OP's
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>>693456418
Another baby dick
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>>693454786
You'd make OPs wife cum
EVERYTIME
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>>693447117
>>693456418
>>693456817
>small dicked faggots
no wonder /b/ is so mad all the time. kek
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>>693456817
That's pretty small
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>>693457017
Mine was 5.8 inches, Ive had sex with 24 different girls, never had one incident of an embarassing sexual time. Always allowed them all to finish first at least once. Been through 9 girlfriends, It was my choice to end 8 of them. The one that broke up with me did so bc I was cheating with a girl who loved to finish almost ten times on top of me each time we had sex.

You can call me small, but they still love my party
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>>693456817
Fake pic that floats around 4chan
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>>693457464
How is it fake? Here's another in the same bathroom. Why do you think it's fake?
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>>693457857
>>693456817
You're that faggot that I destroyed the other day when you were trying to show off about how "Big" your dick is.
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>>693458673
Ok
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>>693456822
Want more?
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>>693458728
YES
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>>693458880
A bird eye view
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>>693459201
Incredible... could I get more?? You think you could tribute my wife?
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Checkd
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>>693459201
>His dick made it all the way to U.

:^)
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>>693453376
WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR DICK ?
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>>693459990
A dry jerk callous, because I'm 23 and didn't start jerking off with lotion until 2 months ago. Cause I'm an idiot, it looks just like the lighter callous on my thumb from smoking
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>>693459798
I guess so depending how she looks, go for it
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MY COCK SO BIG IT GO FROM A TO Z ON THE KEYBOARD
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>>693455201
>i posted it again.exe
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>>693460260
Top keks
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>>693455308
>disgusting animal dick
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>>693459201
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>>693460177
Circumcised problems. Natural lube for the gold.
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>>693460511
Yeah they totally fucked my circumcision up to when I was a baby sadly :/, check em
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>>693460508
holy shit thats a difference
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Babydick reporting for duty!
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uncut dicks are absolutely disgusting. my son is definitely getting that shit cut. I've never met a girl who prefers that nonsense.
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It was tough holding the keyboard and snapping the picture at the same time.
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>>693453422
>>693460696
This one is to, not as much. But the size difference is so clear even Stevie wonder would agree
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>>693453376
Looks like part of that remote is buried in your ass.
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>>693461099
think ops wife would notice in the dark?
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>>693454558
Big deal. She cums every time from my cock.
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>>693455201
Looks like that nut is trying to escape your body /b/ro
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>>693461247
At least roll it back man.
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>>693454646
nice, would deepthroat it all
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>>693460859
Actually one of the more decent looking cocks in this thread
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>>693461249
Yes, it's a good 2-2.5 inch difference in length
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>>693461292
One ball is supposed to hang lower then the other, all men are supposed to have that. It depends whether you're right or left handed which one hangs lower
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>>693461620
Thanks!
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>>693461753
its also fat as fuck, from the pic it looks like it covers the tab key to half the ctrl key
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>>693455308
Man, gtfo
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>>693461952
Yeah idk everyone on here I swear is jealous, idc how stupid it sounds or how ego stroking it sounds. Cause a lot of anons just talk shit about my big cock, but some anons give me solid 7/10 and 8/10 ratings
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>>693462070
It's wearing a life jacket?
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>>693462070
cyka blyat
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>>693454786
Whats your ethnicity?
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R8
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Ugh I love fat dicks this thread is heaven. Length is overrated but thickness is love
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>>693464191
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>>693451493
SMALL keyboard
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>>693464631
Girls (and probably fags) like girth, not length. Length is just what porn wants to show. In reality, it don't really mean shit as long as you're hard as nails and more than 5'.

>inb4 I have a mega dick, 18 foot long I'm just saying
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>>693464756
A regular MacBook keyboard? Spot the small dick low test jelly faggot
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>>693460630
i have fapped without lube aswell.
thing start to get dry and now i have some fucking scars on my dick on the left and right side.
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>>693447117
19
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>>693465416
Yep same here, it was bad. I dry jerked for a long time to, it's so bad for your health to I guess. Cause when I was like 18 I went to the doctor about it and was concerned and pissed because I had only had sex one time by 18. And was worried that that one time fucked me bad. But he said I just really needed to not masturbate so much and if I do he highly suggested lotion and/or lube. I didn't really take his advice that well sadly. And yeah it gave me this callous on my dick bridge to the head and I had rubbed chaffed skin on the side of my dick my right hand grips
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19 here
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>>693463907
best 9/10
POST MORE
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Op here. Anyone want to email comparisons contact me here:
eddieflagg0@ gmail . com
Also I'd like to trade wife pics
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>>693465873
More you fuckin nigger
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>>693465873
How many inches are you hard and soft
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>>693466488
I would clock that in at 8.5 inches hard, not him though
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>>693466282
>eddieflagg0@
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>>693466488
Not really sue haven't checked
It was firm
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>>693447117

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

MODS BAN THIS DICK-FLASHING FAGGOT

END THE INFESTATION

NUKE THIS FAGGOT TO HELL
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>>693466832
someone is triggered
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>>693466403
I will deliver
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>>693460508
What else should I compare my thick cock to?
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>>693466939
Thank you. Sorry for calling you that. The word excites me because it's wrong. Plus you are far more superior. You horse boy you
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>>693467192
One sec /b/ro
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>>693467271
Excited
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