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Claim you're celebrity wife, ones someone picks her, she's gone, so be quick.

I pick Natalie Portman.

Dubs to steal.
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Emma Stone
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Anna Kendrick
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>>693439807
AnnaSophia Robb
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>>693439807
Gimme dat bitch
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>>693439807
>You're
>Your

Ignorant faggot.
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Jen selter
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Elle Fanning
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Emma Watson
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Chloe mine.
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>>693440151
Fine, I'll take scarlett johansson
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>>693439807
>>693440175
>ones
>once

only pointing out one mistake. ignorant faggot
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Amber
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>>693439807
>Claim you're celebrity wife,

I am a celebrity wife.
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>>693439807
>>693439906
>>693440348
>>693440540

> picking women over 25

enjoy the wrinkles and saggyness in just a few years
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>>693440627
Claimed.
Now post my wife's tits
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She mine
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claimed
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Emily Ratajkowski
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Claimed
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>>693439807
my queen
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>>693439807
moar
http://bit.
ly/29hweTe
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>>693440910
Sophie only likes the V
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Lia is Mine!
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claim
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Amy Diamond
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>>693441313
You can have her you stupid fuck
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Claimed
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>>693441272
Good Ima fuck her harder than Ramsey and she'll hate it even more
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Choosing maise Williams so none of your beta virgins get her. I don't even want, I'll just hit that ugly cunt over the head with a shovel and dump her in the river.
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Ofc Mila Kunis
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Claimed
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>>693442216
Disgusting.


I claim the real Grace
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ITT: shitty waifu taste
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Judy Hopps
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Claire is mine
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>>693439807
Olivia munn.
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>>693440479
Mine now
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Claimed.
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>>693440910
Steal
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>>693442392
>>693442362
>>693442193
>>693441085
>>693440070
>>693440007

Why dont you go fuck yourselves?
Pieces of shit of summerfag, you cannot even pretend to know how those threads work
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>>693439807
Catie
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>>693442356
your standards must be very high /b/ro
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Her name's been posted already but without pic so it doesn't count.
Emily is mine
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>>693442532
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U mad faget?
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>>693442578
He only likes dicks
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>>693441822
I'm taking this
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Chloe Bennet
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claimed
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Brody dalle
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>>693443435
Would have claimed if still punk scene
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>>693443435
Lovely choice anon
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2 E Z
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>>693443758
What the fuck is wrong with you
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easy claim
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Anne Hathaway
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>>693443954
Bait
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>>693443855
Half of /b/ is SJW, Femnazi pedos.
Cumdumpsters are calles femanon now. KEK
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Olivia Wilde
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Ariel Winter <3
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>>693442350
wu-tang and ghost from spirited away tattoo on the same person. Dynamic to say the least.
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>>693443976
her nakedness in "love and other drugs" holy shit!
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>>693444221
Steal!
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Jennifer Connelly in the 80's / 90's
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>>693440479
trips take
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>>693441906
var god begå självmord snarast
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>>693444250
that see through top from the school of rock premiere
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>>693439807
leslie rose
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>>693442216
Maybe 15 years ago.
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Susan Peters from 1943

good wholesome values, not like the whores of pedowood today
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I win
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>>693443954
Celebrity WIFE, not husband, ya dingo!
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Keira Knightley
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>>693442216
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Aubrey Plaza claimed.
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>>693444661
You mean Rose Leslie.
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ms Grey
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>>693444862
GG
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Queen Tay Tay
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>>693443524
I like the version more, but solo Brody is still good
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>>693445090
the only woman who had more dicks inside her than your mom, good choice
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>>693439807
I am celebrity wife
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>>693445065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Leslie
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Sarah Ellen
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Definitely this one, love her look and the way she is half the weight of most average Americans.
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>>693445266
fucken faggots spreading misinformation on the internet who does that
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Claimed
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>>693445329
+1000
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>>693445344
ohh riddly snap
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>>693445193
me to!
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>>693445344
Great, now all we need is some BBQ sauce
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>>693440604
Damn, old school and obscure. I like it!

The Tribe btw
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>>693445423
best choice itt so far
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>>693446373
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>>693440348
Rolling to steal
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>>693446705
My dreams were just crushed.
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>>693446570
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>>693439906
Steal
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>>693439807
Claimed
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>>693448354
ewww go for it m8, bet she smells pretty bad
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>>693440479

Did someone say steal this ugly bitch?
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>>693440234
she's such a try hard.
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>>693448449
I wouldn't mind! :)
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>>693445090
People will shit talk you for this but you've secured damn good sex on a regular basis.
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>>693444904
have you heard her laugh?
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>>693446570
moar?
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>>693439807

Rollin for Natalie Portman
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>>693333333
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Claimed!! Suckers
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Selena Gomez
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>>693440234

Really weird face
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>>693450434
Steal, I need to worship her feet on a daily basis
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Zooey
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Taylor Hansen
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>>693443422
Trying to steal from dubs. Kek help me
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>>693439807
Thank you so much for not saying "Waifu".
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>>693440604

Was this a Kiwi show? I wonder how the hell it ended up in Spanish tv

Pretty cool back in the day tho
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Claaaaaaimed
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>>693444661
I love you, come to butthead.
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>>693444221
hopefully steal
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>>693444221
stealin'
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Hyuna
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>>693450705
what do you have against waifu? are you racist?
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>>693439807
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All day long
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Claimed motherfrakkers
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I want her to shit in my mouth
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ariana grande claimed
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Claim Ariana Grande
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>>693439906
i do want
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>>693444221
she got fat as fuck
you can have her
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>>693453189
too old
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Lea Seydoux
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>>693453308
by that standard, it's pretty hard to find anyone at all who fits the criteria and is worth posting
it takes time to become a celeb, you know
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>>693443237
Good choice. Too bad she's mine now
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>>693452723
>>693452923

stolen
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>>693442041
Okay, Matthew, I see you.
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>>693453677
Lol
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my bitch...
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Claimed
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mine
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>>693454319
barbiepal
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>>693454430
gonna make like a nigger and steal this one
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>>693445111
u can say what u want anon, she is actually mine
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>>693455188
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Emily browning
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Dibs
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Maika Monroe claimed
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>>693455720
Nigagigamode
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>>693457238
>>693455574
>>693450411
>>693449053
>>693445344
>>693448354
>>693443237
>>693442387
These aren't even celebs? What's with the Z-list actresses.
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>>693444356

Shes mine now
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My gorgeous one and onlyy

Fuckin claimed
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Claimin' daddy longlegs here
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>>693444862

Who?
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Jennifer Lawrence CLAIMED!
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Sasha Alexander
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>>693445111

>Trips


Fuck, well done faggot, well done.


HOWEVER
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Rita Ora

Since Selena is already taken
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>>693445111
long life /b/ trap queen
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>>693443422
I don't know 'bout you
I'm feeling
>22
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>>693454319

Dumbwhore
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>>693449206
>implying she'd put out for his beta ass self
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>>693455188

Goog one

t. Nigger
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>>693450434
Steal
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Done.
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You say post my celebrity polidarity? Okay....
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This
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>>693460273

Waifu Prime
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>>693460348

Waifutron
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>>693460435

and lastly Waifu-cron
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>>693440234
Stealing her back RIGHT NOW. I want her in the same condition I left her in pls.
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Charly rae jepsen is claimed by me
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>>693461156
Charly is Carly's brother.
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my waifu Ruth Negga
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>>693461269
Did u said Roots Nigger?
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>>693450434
stealing right now!
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>>693450411
>>693450434
Just cause you don't know them doesn't make them Z list ass hat! Try watching some Gotham or The Goldbergs you loser!
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Claiming Katy
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claiming Lily Collins
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>>693463040
Her boobs are big. Just point that out fam.
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>>693440348
mine
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>>693440910
nope
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>>693440348
no mine bitch
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>>693439807
I'll be her lawn boy, you can go out to make the money as husband while I'm fucking here during the day time.
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>>693440701
Psssht. I will you fucking faggot.

>pic related, she's 31
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Rose Byrne claimed
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>>693445054
>>693465578

>Plaza
My post is higher, fuck you.
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>>693444356
who's the other chick?
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>>693465578
Man she's hottt
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>>693465654

SADFU
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>>693460348
more from this shoot?
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>>693466379
She is. Hott because she could wear anything or nothing and still be beautiful. And sexy. You know, the typical grade school adjectives.
I'd let this women degrade and abuse me.
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>>693466782
What kind of abuse?
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Claimed
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not a girl ,but claiming this guy
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Claimed. Milana Vayntrub. Literally waifu material.
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>>693466950
Probably subtle psychological degradation. Like a snotty narcissist hating everything I do and putting me down for everything I do.
This is just hypothetical role-playing, foreplay. Some dominatrix style shit. Few women in the world look like they've got that potential and skill, and she is definitely one of them.
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>>693468107
>>693466950
Then I bring her breakfast in bed the next morning and she turns into this little, daddy's girl play-toy, wearing my large tee and boxers.
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>>693468401
Ageplay?
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>>693440348
Rolling
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>>693467652
Not pic related
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>>693443422
Do i need higher dubs to steal?
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>>693468908
>no belly button
>feet cut off

;_;
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>>693468650
Honestly? Anything but scat, piss, fart, and enema.
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>>693469167
Her feet in that one looked really weird
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