Bymping

"Eat Shit"

>>693436243
>i took a bite of the conch treat, but it was really warm and the chocolate started leaking out.

Ive Come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum

>>693436658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UUimbIVRMB

>>693436243
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

>>693436756
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FJUiYIVfYt

I will rip your head off and shit down your neck.

I got balls of Steel

>>693436795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YCRIhap1wd

"It's so small! (giggle)"

"I may not have a dick, but suck it"

>>693436944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XBAdzgFH2l

>>693436872
Perfect

>>693436959
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zdEYz85TCC

>>693436243

I've cock punched So many people it's become this strong

>>693437020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQblyaRcgj

Shake it baby

>>693437103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1agHV4yk7aY

>>693437114
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KECz8fKcqH

>>693437278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FSxBYvjgKO

>>693437350
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wjhbRr5gcc

>>693437569
Sweet

(moan) Fuck me! Fuck your little princess harder daddy!

>>693437737
Uhm.. winner

>>693437737
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EjDTkeLd8L

>>693437870
Saved

Daddy is best

>>693437737
I'm diamonds.

Thank you. Saving for later

>>693438044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fXa7M5dnuv

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>>693437870
Saved.

>>693436243
I love my pizza cold.

Let's keep this daddy shit going my nigs

I cant taste my lips could you do it for me

(beg) please daddy, please put your cock in my wet cunnie. (sigh) I need it so bad daddy

>>693438253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vSL7BeiJJS

I’ll let you play with mine if you let me play with yours

>>693438345
New winner

>>693438319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QyfrhGc8ss

>>693438345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07GEQKWkgN0

just curious. what voice changing software are you using. The background hiss is pretty bad but the voice is pretty good.

it sucks that you're grounded and can't see your girlfriend, big brother. Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight.

>>693438386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s137UHY7xdfd

>>693438540
Fuck yes

>>693438540
Holy shit you're amazing.

Thank you

I love you

Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, check in with me, and do your job, lay on the bed, and give me head, don't have to ask, don't have to beg

Would love to make an erotic online game with you, if the recordings could be cleaned up.

>>693436243
Rollin. Please kill yourself Matti (matti is a name)

Big brother I want you to give me your big jucy thick cock and drench me with your hot sticky cum until im gasping for air

>>693438606
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDC9oFAljj

Hey, don't touch me like that. You aren't my daddy.

Cum in my ass and call me Obama

>>693438818
Reroll

>>693438818
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qV4MBN02R1

you're not as big as daddy!

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Is it weird/wrong to fap to a voice?

She SUCC me

>inb4 special forces copy pasta

>>693438856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00fJsf9f6cT

>>693438757
Roll for this. Doesn't have to be a loli voice actor, just anybody really

Taxation is theft

>>693438882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZEk0TTSBb1

>>693438882
ReRoll

>>693438901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dP60IQ4299

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>>693439064
no
it's gud

>>693438971
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0drGTjVbFTw

It hurts when daddy taxes me, and the only thing that can save me is anarcho capitalism

>>693439289
Mother of God, OP, I love you

Pajeet-san, please stop shitting in the streets. Why don't you put it into my mouth instead? (sexy voice) You know how much I like it, Pajeet-san.

>>693436243
Rololol. A b c d e f g h i j l k l m n op is a faggot

>>693439062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Apw4BSEZLC

>>693439084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wHSEJZXFmj

>tfw there's actually some guy saying these sexy things into a microphone
You gotta wonder what he sounds like without the filter. Op, can you do any of these, but in your actual voice?

GOVERNMENT IS AN UNNECESSARY EVIL AND MUST BE PURGED FROM ALL ASPECTS OF LIFE

NO GODS NO MASTERS

>>693439266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18BBSDohaNN

>>693439275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UN2UbwFozL

>>693439650
Thanks /b/ro

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>>693439650
I love you too

"Alright cum dumpsters, shut your damn stupid mouths! I don't wanna walk into this classroom and get hit with a shower of fetuses from your unwanted pregnancies!"

>>693439483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0edeSSgBHWl

The niggers and Jews are trying to take over this country and must be destroyed. Has the kikes race war now

>>693439499
>>693439618

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ybfhRRF8nk

Shut up now, you filthy, tiny whore. Or I'll make this big man stretch your mouth again. Now, open up your little 5 year old pussy, and let me give you another ice cream like a good girl!

>>693439629
Roll

>>693439520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vr5IozmiWN

>>693439817
kek

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

>>693439629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WqVxhx03GH

>>693439945
holy shit what
As a gril do you find it weird some of the shit these guys request?

>>693439817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WUkRiKEql0

>>693440232
Requester of that here.

I thought it would be both funny and fap worthy

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>>693440232
You're joking right?

>>693439941
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5ApFN9ZYI

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

I know you're my big brothers best friend but I want to feel your dick inside my tiny pussy

>>693436243
Why am i saying all of these perverted texts for these retards. I quit fuck this

>>693436243
Do the Alec Baldwin monologue from Glengary Glenn Ross

>>693439965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VF4Lxa5NLM

I want to sleep, but this is just too good

I came here looking for kek but all i found were pedos who were horny

>>693440176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lCxzzGwFwj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug

first 30 secs of this

>>693440232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z4F3Ay8JW7

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>>693440376
Bretty gud, thanks.

>>693440607
Reroll

>>693440555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YCV1VAuxtz

>>693440789
This explains a lot. Op is actually a prepubescent son of a bitch.

Your penis is tiny.

>>693440789
OH GOD SHE SOUNDS FAT
ABANDON THREAD

>>693440927
>she

Like >>693440886 pointed out, "she" is just prepubescent

>>693440557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VEOLeJU5CY

ARs for gay bars!

>>693440927
How tf does she sound fat? Her real voice is butiful af

>>693440571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uapwq9xSnP

Divinity has faggot admins

>>693440784
reroll

underage b&

(don't record that)

fuck that emo bullshit, let's put on some real music

>>693440784
Roll

"Yo kid, You're hot! You wanna come over to my place? I got this little girl. She can hold a camera."

>>693438540
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s07GEQKWkgN0
the reluctant boner im getting

Please Dont Be sad about losing your wallet Simsii kun (simsii is a name, pronounced shimshee)

>>693440886
>>693441023

nigger what the fuck are you saying, are you autistic?

>>693441051
This

>>693436243
Mmmm...Daddy I love it when when you put it there..

>>693441302
pls do this loli chan

>>693440784
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IdMZlWu8XL

>>693441302
reroll

>>693440911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B3ebWjMUDG

>>693441390
OK pls do it <3

>>693441051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TYNwSErCJw

>>693441163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MIK8sCwP0B

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

>>693441226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0arUKXzr60y

"Fuck the police, comin straight from the underground, young nigga go it bad cuz Im brown"

"It's my first time, so please, be careful" :v

i love to get cucked by Mohammed while he fucks my wife, I'm Swedish btw

>>693441238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pmmqT4A5MO

"Hey, daddy? Charlotte helped me pick out an extra special present for this Christmas..."

Benis in bagina :DDDDD

>>693436243
Okei, bye op and voice actress, can i get a last goodbye in your "normal" voice ? :^) have a nice day

In your normal casual voice:
"Listen, mister, it's your time. 15 minutes ain't long...

When that cigarette burns out your time is up."

Put your baby batter in my fuck box

>>693441429

>>693436243

>>693441302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JozFCiWyBS

>>693441352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ty15rmutJE

>>693441517
roll

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Various D.Va quotes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1x6rUeuf0w&t=4m39s

>Time to raise my APM~

Why is the medical industry raising prices?

*sucking noises for few seconds*
wanna cum on my tongue?

>>693441947
THANK U

Tbh, i like her casual voice more

"All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!"

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>>693442121
>dubs followed by double dubs

pls do this op

There will be no difference between myself and nothing.

<3

NOOO! Stop. Don't touch me!

(Gasp) Oh my tight little asshole is swallowing it up (moan) I never thought it would go all the way in (Sharp inhale)

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>>693442244
>triple dubs!

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>>693442300
git!

Shadman is the king of lolis!

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Man y'all are some nasty ass mother fuckers.

Like for real.

>>693442417
I can't believe shad shills are even working outside of porn threads now

>>693442462
I know right, im here for kek not rape

>>693441517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12d7xPmRtyG

>>693442716
you're god

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>>693442592
That's what I'm saying, all these faggots wanting to say creepy shit.

Not sexy, just creepy, nasty shit.

>>693441550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WVCGbHCa8N

>>693441687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CE52dtHbX5

>>693441710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTL0xqDNpu

>>693441762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kOp4osxbGY

>>693441797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FUPhg19Hkt

>>693442934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12d7xPmRtyG this was gold tho 10/10

>>693443142
Thanks much

>>693441801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00XINsA3KD0

>>693441844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15XjH9ZeK7C

>>693443326
Smells like texas. Dat accent tho :d

>>693441868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y9vMapv4nB

>>693443203
Ex dee

>voice actresses casual voice sounds cute af
>would love to meet her and get to know her more
>remember that i live in Estonia
>fml never goin to meet her

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>693442168
You're welcome! ^ ^

>>693439064
If you're an audiophile then it''s perfectly natural
It's why phone sex is a thing

>>693442224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11yiNge02b9

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>>693443690

>>693443670
Youre a faggot

>Oh em gee a girl with cute voice so lunley lyf sux kill mee

>>693437870
moan was good, the whole sentence was cringe

"Oh! Oh! Oh god Mr. Neeko! Fill my tight little pussy with all your teacher juice, I wanna make an A! (moan, moan) I'm your dirty little school girl! I love it when your cum pours out of my little pussy like this!"

(Moan) Ah, brother! I can feel your cock pounding against my womb. Cum inside me please!

>>693442097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JZRoHiMFGC

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f8BjouAZX3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YGEF8e5ak0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FEneiHCRSN

>>693440789
Very nice, do you actually do this professionally or just for teh lulz?

>>693442104
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sI2pJFZQOd

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>>693444370
Thanks lolianon. This makes my day~

>>693444133
Getting to know other ppl qualifies you as a faggot? Also never mentioned that my life sucks.

>>693442121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yGhe3x4fmC

>>693442244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dW2GlTRdGN

>>693442248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n2yG8sjpRY

>>693442300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03aGsqelBJf

>>693442417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12J1F6pxQOI

(almost yelling)
All these Jians (G-ans) or niggers as I like to call them need to get the fuck off my board or I will break some legs (small pause) REEEEEEEEEE

I brought a friend...want her to lick your cock, daddy?

(if you could do another voice here, would be great) Yes mister, please, do me. I am good little slut

I was reading your x-ray, and it appears YOU SUCK!!

>>693436243
SUCKIN' YO DICK
IS ALL I WANNA DO
LICKIN YO BALLS
TILL THEY TURN BLUE

Will make a song out of this I promise

Nice reflexes, you bomb-chucking waste of good scotch!

>>693445127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ldgWyTvlEL

Loli anon is tired. Sorry guyz...

Nigger Nigger Big Dick Ripper
Cock Block Sock Stock Tick Tock Moo Mow Shit Stick


Fat cock tastes yummy yummy like the sour cum in my tummy


GAS ALL JEWS

>>693445990
one more, pleeeeaaassee?

BUT TEACHER!
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG!

"Stay Frosty, hehe!"

>>693445990
thanks for everything, that was awesome

>>693446076
>>693446168

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mZNIfdiDTJ

>>693445884
Hey thanks!
You're a big Culter Dei

>>693446380
just please >>693445375

An open mind it's like a fortress, with it's gates unbarred and unguarded

Nerf this!

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>>693446380
>picking the worst one

Whatever, at least you delivered.

Say: "Alex, I told you I don't care you look like a girl, I want to... Do it with you..."

Aaah yeaa buddy

>>693436243
Roll
Happy 21st birthday alex

>>693450498
reroll

>>693450576
rereroll

>>693450595
rerereroll

>>693450498
pls

Everyone called Alex is a massive faggot

>>693451261
everyone call alex a stupid nigger

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ive come to chew ass and kick bubble gum..
and im all out of gum

"I forgot the nuggets!"