at a funeral...... I came to grieve

>>693419361
>>693419361

in a public toilet at the during the sydney olympics, was just before the 400m womens final

>>693420543
ur dick was cryin :(

7-11 bathroom

standing on a beach as the sun rose on the morning of the summer solstice! ...........happy days

Skipped chem to go home early... wound up in the park bathroom and just started going at it.

In my car, at midnight, while driving from Reno to Sacramento.

>getonmylevel.jpg

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>>693419361
in the back of the car as my mum drove
what the fuck was wrong with me
i was reading erotic fiction for the first time

in a bathroom at the WTC. I blew a wad as the building shook. I thought I'd caused it till I cleaned up and looked out of the window!

on a bus. I was real horny

~15yo me driving with old relatives, was in backseat, pretty hot athletic ~20yo distant relative sleeping on backseat with legs on my lap. Fapped the fuck out of it while gently stroking her muscular calves. Retired old relatives on front seat wondered where the odd odor came from. Didn't get caught, great success.

>>693421804
to reiterate
we had a station wagon stacked full of stuff for home renovations and driving to the city, i was in the back with paint tins a ladder and tables and shti
i had just woken up from a hot as fuck dream and went on my phone to a new site id found with erotic ficiton
i knew the whole time it was so fucking wrong but i was raging so hard i couldnt not, curled up into a ball kind of and jerked the gherkin

Football locker room

School library

>>693422459
also fapped in church in my early teens. this hot girl i had crush on sat in front of me and i had a row for myself. also had loose pants on so i could fap the fuck out of it with thin pocket fabric.

also fapped when i had a friend over. let him play on pc and sat on bed and kept a large stuffed teddy before my groin. no attraction to him but was just randomly feeling aroused.

in a nursery

jizzed all over a potted plant

>>693419361
School classroom after end of the class.

>>693419361
sweet battlestation bra!!!

In the bathroom of a Huddle House...props for those who know what it is, for those who don't, it's a shitty 24/7 diner. I used to work there on all the midnight sifts and it sucked ass and was sometimes slow and boring so I yanked it in the bathroom while on clock

>be me
>12
>sitting in class
>be doing work on computers
>a wild boner appears
>puts hand in pocket
>tear through pocket so i can touch my penor
>jerk that shit
>cum and never got caught

On my roof

>>693419361
>satanism
>10 inch monitor screen,MUH HD 1080 crystal clear pron where
>shitty TV
>not using headphones
>where the fuck is his fan, I doubt he has an AC if hes naked
Why is he wearing socks l0l

Kinda pride myself on this:

#1 all over the wall in a public bathroom during a tour of the Vatican.

#2 in a decompression chamber during a surD02 after a 165ffw dive.

#3 in. Nuclear submarine 1000ft underwater.

Idk if weird. I have a few times on the metro train. .-----.

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Fuck niggers

>>693424710
kek, Jesus' third cumming

When I was 17 I came in a batch of sour cream at chipotle

>>693419361
asylum

church

In the middle of math class sitting right in front of my teacher, somehow didn't get caught since we were sitting in groups too

>>693425942
you were obviously the weird kid.

Hiking Trail

I was asleep on the same bed as my mom at 6 AM. She's passed the fuck out so I don't wanna get up and wake her. So, I take out my tablet, look up bukkake porn and jerk off to it. I came like 10 mins later.

>>693419361

In a funeral home viewing room.

>>693419361
kekkers this guy is a teacher at the highschool I went to

back of classroom in the teachers desk

On a field path at night on my way home from a friend. It was dark, nobody was around and I felt like it.
>FeelsGoodMan

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>>693423684
>>693423684

walking around in wet, cold, cum stained undies all day

>MFW

>>693419361
On a bus in Istanbul

In my middle school durimg gym class. I sat on the bleachers as i watched a girl with a big ass and short shorts. I didn't get caught surprisingly.

I came in a cardboard box in a store room at my work while having a filthy chat with my Russian GF on ICQ

>>693419361
hospital

Where i came in might be more interesting.

The shampoo and conditioner of a sexy girl living in the same house
Lactacyd (vagina wash) of a friend of my gf
Soya milk of a sexy blond chick

Shit gets me diamonds

>>693426935
You killed alot of muslims.
Well done

>>693419361
>be 16
>have to take shithead brother to football at 5am
>go fap in a library parking lot before dawn every day for two months

LEGENDARY

>>693422459
what the fuck that's impressive. how exactly were the legs positioned? how did you go about whippin it out? what about the load?

>>693423179
where did you shoot the church load? no adult would suspect you might be fapping in your pocket?

>>693423523
what did you yank it to?
anyone catch on?

Bio-digester in the Grand Canyon

>>693424710
>1
would the average goer notice it in the stall?

what about after it dried up? would janitorial notice when cleaning?

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on the side of a highway waving at cars wearing a full body pickle suit. while on the clock at work.

/thread

>>693426593
how? and you think they found it?

I fapped in the bathroom of my work when i told my boss I was simply gonna go to the bathroom real quick, was in there for 30 minutes talking dirty to some random kik girl till I came, then had to clean it all up before anyone noticed anything, told my boss I had a really bad time going, Dont know how I still have my job

>>693423684
When I was 12 I knew a kid who would pull this shit in class every god damned day. He thought he never got caught, but he totally got caught. My friend and I would make fun of him for it behind his back. He was always making the worst faces while he did it too.

Fast forward to one day when we tell this girl in our class. We somehow get her to ask him, "Why do you always have your hand in your pocket during class?"
>Because I'm rearranging my pencil.

And he never did it again.

>me 9
>realize there is noone watching
>jack off in class
>teacher sees me
>SO FUCKING AWKWARD
>"my pants are falling down, heh"
>SHE FUCKING BELIEVES IT

>>693428524
I caught a mentaly retarded kid doing something similar. He didn't have his hand in his pockets. Just rubbing it through his pants. I caught him and told my friends as we all stared at him laughing. He started crying.

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Honey bucket.

I came on the floor next to a girl in my high school computer class. She was busy and didn't notice I was stroking lmao

>>693419361
behind the train station at some village, 5 morning, really drunk, got bored waiting for the train

>>693423684
I fapped in an empty classroom before. Whenever somebody passed by I stopped.

15ft up in a tree

School bathroom

Teachers supply room when i was taking a test

Bus

While driving

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Fish & chip night, I was under a blanket and no one even noticed.

>>693421804 did the same

>>693419361
1. In a public pool
2. In a rest area bathroom
3. Behind the drive through register at a fast food place I worked
4. In my living room (when I was 12...my mom was in the other room)
5. Right outside a bathroom door (it was occupied by my hot cousin taking a really long piss)

Walmart training room. Working part time at Walmart 5-6 years ago watching the training videos. Jerked it, stood up and busted on the keyboard.

My favorite one. Working at a grocery store when I was 16. Grabbed a hunk of meat from the cooler wrapped that bitch around my cock and busted a nut. Don't remember if I threw it out or put it back. Either way.

Went to Cape Breton to visit Alexander Graham Bells home. Tour guide looked like Lexi Belle. Jerked off to muted Lexi Belle porn on my phone is Alexander Graham Bells bathroom.

in the back of orchestra class. I use to watch ass shaking videos on my ipod. and onetime i got in trouble for something and he sent me in "time out" in the closet and I nutted in there too. lmao

Walkin down an alley between houses during my newspaper delivery. I rolled up and fucked a newspaper

yacht
out in my yard
car in crowded parking lot
back seat of a car full of people
anywhere i can

>15 years old
>Walking home from school
>Not very many people driving
>8/10 qt with a phat ass about 4~ yards in front of walking same way as me
>Slowly put arm into shirt and down my pants while leaving my sleeve is empty
>Jack it and have a huge load in my pants until I get home

>>693419361
Main/living room of my bros apartment he shared with his roommate.

>>693425393
le edgy fuck niggerinos xDD

>>693419361
In the living room of one aunt. In front of her and some cousin, when I was a kid. I covered myself with a sweater, so I think they didn't notice. And if they did, they didn't say a thing.

In the back seat of a car in movement while I was side by side with a bus.

In the classroom of my old school.

In the girls bathroom of my old school.

In the street.

In a busride of 10 hours I took.

All while I was underage. And noody ever noticed. I've changed now.

>>693421804
same

Backseat of the car while the fam and I were driving home from a family reunion. Stuck one hand in jacket and made it seem like my sleeve looked normal.

>>693419361
Uni computer lab around midnight. Im sure there's a video of me because I was looking straight at it. Buckets

airplane bathroom on a 13 hour flight

>>693419361
Hospital. I was in there for almost 3 weeks when I was 18. I could barely move so it was an effort but I was losing my mind, had to do something.

>>693421584
Been there, done that.

In my car about 1am driving from Seattle to Moses lake to meet some friends.