Dubs decides what I send this bitch
Bump on
>>693398872
bri just send me nudes or leave me alone
>>693399596
Roll for this, god tier reply.
Order me some pizza bri. You chubby goddess.
>>693399596
rolling for this
Do mi, Bri.
>>693399596
rollin
Hey.
Trying to get into some pussy-I mean trouble tonight hby
4chan is telling me to say anything that happens next via a system called dubs where if the last to numbers of an anonymous persons post # starting at 1 at the start of the website and going onto infinity , if those two numbers are the same number they are counted as dubs and I have to say them, also if they get more than 2 numbers in a row that still counts
Can I suck my dick with you, I mean if I can suck your dick after.
99999
>>693398872
So I played tummy sticks with a coworker the other day. I didn't enjoy it. It was weird. He won
>>693400052
Roll
>>693399833
Oh shit boys
>>693399917
still gotta do it. This rule is enacted after the fact
My house, but I wanna see the package before it arrives
>>693400217
This
>>693400126
Now. Your house. But can I have an appetizer first? A pic or two, I mean?
>>693400217
Rolling
>>693399866
Winrar
>>693400126
>mrw bri is a boy
in the ass obviously
>>693400126
Taco bell parking lot, for some sweaty fart sex.
>>693400126
In the McDonald's Playplace. I can only cum if you give me a handjob in the ball pit.
>>693400316
Roll
>>693400344
>>693400217
Winrar
I want to smell your farts while you shit all over me
>>693400393
Roll fucking man, that's gold
>>693400217
Rollin>>693400217
I'm so hard right now. It's like a block of Tillamook.
>>693400470
Rollerino
I wanna watch you shit on my face, *laughs nervously* luck be a lady tonight! ;) ;)
>>693400344
Winrar
>>693400470
Rollre
>know a girl named bri
>super slut
rolling for nudes to blackmail her into fucking me with.
You ever shove a dildo so far up your ass it comes out with shit on it? I wanna eat it right off the dildo
First thing's first: are we going to play grab-ass like a couple of nervous teenagers, or are we going to do this like professionals who aren't afraid to eat the butt?
>>693400942
Roll
Hi m'lady, I don't know how to say this *chuckles nervously* but I have always wanted to take a huge dump on you. How does that sound for a romantic evening together? ;)
Right. Fucking. Now. Nigger.
>>693401164
You better not get poop on my dick again. That was gross dude.
>>693401164
Because I said so. Tits now or its off.
>>693401164
I need to update my archives, if you know what I mean.
>>693401164
Fake and gay. No girl ever tells you this.
i've developed a new fetish
Can you peg me bri?
Boi if you get laid from 4chan shit posting
I wasn't talking about your body, I want to see you taking a dump. Do it now!
>>693401164
>ismellaruseabout.gif
>>693401311
Christ this is a great thread. Glad you poop on dick thread enders arent getting your way. Quality convo going on here.
send her dis pic
>>693401517
Kekd at poop on dick tread enders
Poop on dick. Poop on dick. Need girl poop on my little boy dick.
>>693398872
How big is your boyfriend's penis?
Fake as fuck
>>693401164
Fake and Gay.
Poop on dick
>>693402237
Poop on dick roll
>>693402237
Include them in the picture too. If not, just go to the bathroom and take a quick pic. Please, for me??? ;)
go to the bathroom, send me a pic to get me hard, then come over and suck it
>>693402237
I actually would rather just fuck your dad tbh
>>693402237
Get one of you giving your dad a handjob while your Mom is cooking (but secretly watching).
>>693402237
Screenshot pics from snap chat and post. Just send me a selfie then.
We aren't getting nudes just post a rekt thread picture and end it all
>>693402582
Reroll
>>693401984
Reroll
>>693402531
Rolling for this
>>693402237
Excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, send me a picture, then get in your car and drive here to get me off before I get soft
>>693401859
Roll
>>693402531
Reroll
>>693402237
FUCK ME JERRY (that wasnt meant for you)
>>693402642
This
>>693402237
I have poop on my dick from the last time we ass fucked.
>>693402237
What would get me going right now is a creepshot of your dad
>>693402237
I'm hard as fuck over here, kiss them goodbye and don't keep me waiting.
>>693402737
this shit
>>693402642
Roll
>>693402822
Kek
>>693402822
WINRAR
>>693402888
Woah
>>693402822
Faggot
>>693402237
You and your fat tits get over here before I'm not hard anymore, bring me some coffee too
Bri is a slutty name.
>>693403097
Send me a picture of your dad's hot ass when he isn't looking. My boner's already dying from your lack of nudes and I need something to jack off to before you get here, which you better.
>>693403097
Never mind that. I need some poop on my dick. Come over here go face down ass up and let's make it happen.
>>693403097
Sorry wrong convo :) Anyway thanks for the snap
>>693403097
It's called a joke. Now please send me a pic. You know how I get when I'm horny thinking about you!
>>693403097
Lol I meant to say "yourself". And a creepshot is a picture taken without the object noticing. Just send me an off-guard selfie. Preferably with some cleavage. I need it badly.
>>693403295
Reroll
Fucking god tier
>>693403350
Roll 4 this
Imma makebyou my cum dumpster
>>693403409
OP you fucking retard you don't send "WINRAR"
>>693403350
reroll
Fuck me in the ass and call me obama
>>693401637
Rolling
send her the link to this thread, op
when you come over, will you drop down on all fours and let me give you a skyrim-job? paarthurnax taught me how to shout into that asshole real well
>>693403409
Talking about you and me and Zooptopia on blu ray makes 3
>>693403400
Winrar!
I have been masturbating to chinese cartoons and furry humanoids all day,come before i dry :)
>>693403611
kek
I forgot what dat dick look like
Send them God-tier tiddies please
>>693403409
Gimme a shot of them knockers! (for me and the boys back home)
>>693403611
MY GOD, WINNER
>>lemme jangle my floppy cock in front of your face while you rub prego on your diggo. bumbly.
>>693401637
ball is life
>>693403625
Roll
Go to the bathroom and take some pics
>>693403611
When this gets posted. Type, "I'll keep sending shit like this unless I get some tits."
>>693403611
I got dubs you better send that shit
>>693403690
Rrr
>>693403782
No its tyrone
>>693403782
i wish dylan roof was on my phone, the hero. the shit he did to those niggers was HOT.
only if Dylan is what you've named my cock.
he wants to see some bri titty.
send me the pics, or I'll kill my dog
>>693403858
Roll
>>693403782
you should come to my book club. we're reading Mein Kampf.
>>693404002
Reroll
>>693401637
Oh dear baby jesus, this could get epic
>>693403782
There's a mexican outside my house. Will you come scare him away?
>>693403782
will you help me kill myself
>>693403782
Aye girl. I wanna tickle your insides
>>693403982
roll for this
Im breaking up with you
>>693403782
I need an offguard selfie, Bri, my cock was raging but 3 minutes ago and my boner is fading hardcore from your feminist ass getting triggered god damnit. Send me the fucking nudes before I chop my dick off and shove it into your stupid left eye socket next time I see you.
I Fist my self to this pic
Ohgod here we go boys
>>693403782
No. Fuck dylan. He's out with some friends. No but seriously, send a selfie. I just want to make sure you're who you say you are.
>>693403782
I killed a hooker in Oklahoma last weeekend just to let you know. I need some tiddie shots for the klink, daquan and i need material. Also you should suck me off after i make bail from selling my yugiyoh cards.
Thanks for killing my boner, you stupid bitch. Delete my number.
>>693404205
Winrar
>>693404205
Top kek
babe, i'm sorry. im horny as fuck right now. please get me some pics asap :((((
>>693404205
great.
>>693404205
Op gone and done it.
>>693404205
HE DELIVERED
>>693399596
Rollerino
I'm going to shoot up the school, Bri.
>>693404205
Whoops. Meant to send that to my doctor.
>>693403858
Rollin
I'm really into this girl I work with.
>>693404205
theres no going back from this
>>693404205
Yes op, today you were not a faggot! Thank you, I will sleep sound tonight
>>693404205
If your asshole can't stretch like your mother's there, then we ain't fuckin. Next time I see you if you're not shitting Spaldings I'm chopping my erect dick off and shoving it into your left eye socket.
that's what my balls feel like.
send me a pic so i can nut bri
>>693403940
Roll for this
>>693403858
Rawl
>>693404287
>>693404173
Top cucks
That picture's a metaphor. The lady is you, and the basketball is my dick. Get it?
>>693404205
You're my hero fam
>>693404451
roplling for this
>>693404205
Holy kek!
>>693404205
I masterbate to this shit
>>693403782
are you fucking up your brothers life? lmao
I'm a balla
>>693404205
I want you to fistfuck my urethra until my cum shoves your hand out
Please send 911 to my address. NOW
I want to do this to you
Because I want to see what you look like pregnant
>>693404451
>>693404562
This fucking thread isn't real.
Whoops meant to send that to Amy
>>693403858
We need this.
>>693404682
Roll
>>693404644
winner winner chicken dinner
I'm dying
No this is your brother (if she has one, if not say cousin instead)
>>693404644
oh my god
Does this mean you hate me now?
>>693404644
Not as much as Jake had fucked up his own.
And check'd.
Really bums me out how good blacks are at basketball :-(
>>693404682
Reroll
>>693404644
Bruh
You dolts believe this shit,
>>693404682
Rollerino
>>693404451
I WANT THS. ROLLING
>>693404677
Chickity checked
>>693404644
shit i wasted dubs on that sorry /b/ros
>>693404782
Dylan has a boner right now. What do?
>>693404844
fuck are you kidding me
>>693404782
babe i need exactly $3.72 right now. ok?
>>693404782
Ultimate kek
>>693404682
Reroller
i wanna fuck you right in the pussy
>>693404696
But it's good for a few keks
>>693404782
im dying
>>693403782
Tell me what you want, what you really really want
>>693404842
It's too late. We failed. The faggots in this thread out numbered us.
>>693404782
You're right. It's Dylan. I saw the nudes on Snapchat. Going to share them with everyone in my address book unless you send me some new ones.
>>693404782
Is bri any good in bed op?
>>693404782
I'll be the chick and you'll be the basketball ;)
>>693404844
Dubception44
send me a pic of your asshole right after you take a fat shit. babe.
>>693404682
Retollerino
>>693404782
Listen, Bri, this isn't Dylan. I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that I love you, and I always have. Now how 'bout them titties?
send her this
>>693405064
rolling for this.
>>693405065
Rerollerino
roll
>>693405055
WINRAR
>>693405069
Reroll, just because 69
>>693404782
yeah sorry Dylan took my phone after i sent the text about the updating my archives, sorry.
How about you go to the bathroom and let me get a small peak though? I'll send something in return ;)
Send me a video of you farting on your dad.
>>693405072
Rolling for this
>>693404682
Do this
Rollling
Don't get me started on Dylan. I've got poop on my dick cause of him.
>>693404682
Do it
>>693405055
Noooooo! I'm dead
my ass is wet
put a sharpie in ur pooper
K think we're done boys. Thanks for the laughs.
I'm talking about slapping dat clit with my dick while your Dad is squeezing your titties
>>693405215
Rerolling
>>693403295
Roll
This thread will 404 before we finish so we have to continue the thread
>>693405259
jesus man. great thread. i laughed a lot, cried a little, grew as a person.
>>693405055
My sides hurt! Winrar
Op, are you Dylan or Brett?
>>693405259
Thanks Capt
>>693404782
well now she thinks your dilan so have fun OP someone else is getting the blame
>>693405259
RIP you when your brother finds out what you did
>>693405259
>>693405147
do this op
>>693405259
Thanks for the *blue balls.
>>693405259
I had a good time
>>693405395
Brett. Dylan's my bro. He's watching this thread laughing his fucking dick off
>>693405147
rioll
>>693405147
please OP
>>693405259
OP, roll with it. Stop posing now and call her in about 2 hours and tell her Dylan ripped your phone right out of your hands. Then smash tonight. Good luck ;)
>>693405259
100 internets for you OP! Thank you
>>693405575
the unsung hero of this thread
>>693405588
WINRAR
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE BRI, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, PLEASE, THEY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE, THEY'RE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR, I HEAR THEM, WHISPERING, SCREAMING, SCREECHING AT ME, THOSE HORRIBLE WORDS, SCRATCHING MY SANITY REPEATEDLY, I. NEED. ABOUT. TREE. FIDDY.
>>693405700
Win
>>693405700
WINRAR!!! awesome
>>693405700
Just one last one op
>>693405700
Damn it some of these are better than what I got! But nah she's pissed now I need to stop lol
>>693405259
tfw my name is brett and my brother's name is dylan
is your father circumcised , if so im breaking up with you. and no this is not dylan.
>>693406004
Hahaha go help your brother out call her and say its you
>>693405588
this
>>693405975
Had good many kek
topkek