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PLEASE SWAT 24 Koonawarra Way, Diamond Creek VIC 3089
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PLEASE SWAT

24 Koonawarra Way, Diamond Creek VIC 3089
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>>693395434
too pussy to pick up hte phone and call yourself?

nypa
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how does one send a swat team, a north american tactical counterterrorism force, to australia?
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*67 them, it makes it so you can't trace the call back :^)
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>>693395434
Kys
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>>693395434
not going to swat will send a prostitute to house tho.
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>>693395783
My thoughts exactly
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>>693395434
Will order pizza fucking nigger
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>>693395434
Shut up cunt, go do it yourself
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>>693395783
Nah bro we've got swat here too
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>>693396119
theres a dominos just down the road lol
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>>693396682
Heh... And now just the wait...
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>>693395434
Not your personal army fag
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we all call dominos and ask for battletoads.
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>>693395796
Yeah...
*67
hiding your identity from the fucking government since 1776.
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>>693397452
This...
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>>693397452
noice idea
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>>693397452
but can we please?
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>>693395434
>24 Koonawarra Way, Diamond Creek VIC 3089
sending a gay guy over soon OP
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how the fuck do i fill this thing out? i dont speak australian
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>>693397817
fucking perfect
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>>693398057
is that the right way? and anyone got suggestions on the absolute worst toppings i can add?
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NYPA, no reason, no raid for your gay ass.
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>>693398341
veggiemite. only bread and vegimite. er haeva ya spell it m8.
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hopefully, your friend enjoys thin crust Hawaiian pizza with barbeque sauce with chicken wings and a soda
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>>693398496
How do people even fucking eat veggiemite? Fucking disgusting.
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>>693395434
Woah, woah, woah. What the fuck did I do to you?
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>>693398496
I actually like it, but on pizza? fuck that good lord

also does anyone have an australian phone number they can give me for the order
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>>693395434
Where can I get a pair of underwear like that?
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hey if we're getting pizzas send one here

3/10 Scheele Street, 3127
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>>693399350
only if you want the most disgusting pizza imaginable
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honestly i don't care
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if anyone has a number they could provide thatd be great
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Kill yourself, Melbourne boy.
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>>693399575
and you thought we cared enough to let us know? fuck off faggot
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0477 319 233
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>>693399217>>693399791
dont do it desu, it'll get u in trouble
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>>693395434
Kill yourself

First response is always uniform officers anyway
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>>693399969
Nah, my partner will either find it sexy as fuck or hilarious. Either way im cool with the reaction.
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>>693399883
okay what should the crust be? what is the worst one? i dont eat dominos
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>>693399217
do a reverse image search - it's from a catalog page.
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thicc
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>>693400612
they're probably from American Outfitters and Cost 50$
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going with this
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>>693401302
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i guess since there isnt anyone to witness this i might not send it but this current line up seemed pretty funny, doubt anyone would eat it
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i'd eat it
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>>693402266
learn how to reply nigger
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>>693402068

send it you vagina
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>>693402892
so like the two people here can laugh? i donna now it seems like a waste
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>>693403221
I'm here anon
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so am i
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>>693403221
I'm watching you fucking vagina just send it
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you niggers better not let this thread die
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>>693395434
fucken diamo, cunt
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>>693404046
K
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>>693404046
warned u desu, sending pizza to someone will give you the life sentence
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>>693404046
if it does then make a new thread to keep this going
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>>693404046
18 minutes here we goooo
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>>693404046
I'm a cop and I can get you in trouble for this
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>>693403221
Trust me, there's a lot more than two of us lurking mate.
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>>693404999
Stfu faggot
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>>693404999
Trips don't lie
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>>693395434
nypa fag
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How the fuck are you guys gonna know its delivered?

inb4 OP just wanted a free pizza
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>>693404999
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>>693404999
do it faggot
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>>693404999
lol come at me, im doing a service to this annon by feeding him
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>>693404046
Did you pay?
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>>693405903
yes its all paid for, niigers are taking their time making it tho
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>>693406018
Dude you're awesome :).
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>>693404999
>>693404046

this guy is a cop and you can get prison time for this
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>>693405898
>Doing a service
You faggot you're not a hero
OP probably just wanted free pizza
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I suddenly have the urge for pizza
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>>693406018
i want a free pizza
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>>693406290
with all toppings different white sauces and no cheese?
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>>693406194
he paid for it
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>>693406230

have you seen what is going to show up at his house? i'd hardly call it a pizza

that's also before op's address finishes spreading around the deepweb on my part
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>>693406290
What's your address?
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>>693406230
if thats really op i hope he posts results
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>>693395434
fucking diamo yer cuntttttt!!! come snakey braaa
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YO ITS 3:58 DINGO TIME POST PZZA
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says its cooking now
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>>693406468
yeah its 123 i`m not gonna do that even if it was a good pizza and not a joke i`v been swatted before not gonna let it happen again
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>>693406840
Are you rich? $24 is like so much to me
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this is a good thread.
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who is this guy to you OP?
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>>693407089
yes actually, its a long story but i was poor then inherited a ton of money from my great aunt when she died in a car crash, so i lurk beg threads occasionally
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>>693395434
OP Who is this person from diamond creek and what have they done? im local might no them
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>>693407332
today, anon was a nice guy
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>>693407332
Am Nigerian prince, gib paypal monei pls


[email protected]
ty papa bless
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>>693407696
lel nice try
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>>693395434

This motherfucker lives around the corner from me 3099
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>>693407762
go knock on his door maybe youll get some pizza
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>>693407762
Go visit. Document and post
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>>693407762
fuck off hursty scum, go eat dicks
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>>693407762
Go record the delivery
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>>693408037

*Arthurs creek cunt
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>>693408056
Yes this! This is a must.
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>>693407762
>>693408056
fucking do it.!
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they are taking forever to complete my order should i call them?
>>693407762
also you should do >>693408056
thatd make my day
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>>693407762
Fuck off anon's i'm not heading out just to watch some dude from Domino deliver a fucking pizza.

Stop him as he's walking upto the house
>"Ayo hol up imma take a selfie with yo nigga"
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>>693408563
Sometimes it takes longer than expected for me. Also live in Victoria. Give it a minute or so
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>>693408736
nah just take a few creep shots or a quick video
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>>693408736
lol nice bait, you obviously dont live near him and just want (you)s
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>>693408736
Haha. Funny.
We just need something like creep shots and what not
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>>693408884
are they busy alot then? cause fuck theyve been 'cooking' it for awhile now
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>>693409343
This Dominoes is in Diamond Creek it gets busy this time of day
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>>693409343
Give them a quick buzz, see what's up
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>>693409568
>>693409657
Ah nvm then
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>>693395434

Just call in an ASIO bomb treat to his house.
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FUCK THIS THREAD IS GONNA DIE
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>>693406840
3:58pm my arse... 4:20 now
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>>693409914
time to light it up
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>>693409760
i mean i can totally give them a ring, do you have the phone number for that >>693409568
?
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>>693397453
>Australia
>1776
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cmon thread dont die
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AFP and ASD are lolling at your retardedness right now. Enjoy your cell.
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>>693398887
Our mobile numbers start with 04, and are ten digits long. So make one up :)
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what's with the newfags responding to this shit?

>>693395434
/b/ is not your personal army faggot
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>>693410352
Fuck off cunt
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>>693410285
>haha i am in confinement because i paid for someone else's pizza

really nigga?
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>>693410448
no, you fuck off
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>>693409568
could you please provide a number? i want to all and ask about chads order
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Some people just don't read entire thread before posting
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>>693410532
No, you fuck off!
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>>693410532
no YOU fuck off
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*Stored metadata request sent* "...oh look, someone posted on 4chan."
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>>693410051
> 9438 1702
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>>693410687
>>693410700
no you
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>>693395434
kys
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>>693395434
Nypa, ya baguette
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>>693410720
says my call cannot be completed, is it cause its international ?
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>>693410720

>+(03)
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>>693410553
Number is on order details
>>693406840
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>>693410889
Yeah. I think you need to put something like +61 or something. Can find out
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951283-8276
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>>693410889

wont let me post the full number but put 03 at the start
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>>693410889
>>693411120
Someone from Australia in thread should call. OP must be hungry by now
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>>693411120
please look into it, i will be too but id like to do this quickly
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this thread is pretty much dead :(
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pls dox>>693411213
pizzas would be appreciated to
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>>693411233
still not working
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tfw this is op's house and he's to lazy to order his own pizza
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>>693411274
please this, these numbers aren't working for shit
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>>693411293
The Australian country code is 61. When calling from outside Australia, leave out the leading '0' from the STD area code or from the mobile telephone number
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>>693411687
so basically itll be 6194381702?
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>>693411869
Ye
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Damn this thread's getting boring
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>>693411978
Fuck off cunt
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>>693412041
m8 overdose on goon and pingas
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>>693411869
http://www.howtocallabroad.com/australia/
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BUNDOORA 3083 REPPIN
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>>693412182
danke
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alright lads, so are we gettin' some creepshots of aioli dipping cunt?
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THE THREAD IS DYING YE CUNTS
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>>693412629
We betta get them
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>>693412830
damn straight homeboi
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>>693395434
Just ordered him 3 large pizzas online
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I bought OP this XDXDXD
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>>693412988
Okay samefag here, I payed with my debt card. He can't accept the pizzas if it's in a different name them him right?
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OP who is this fucker?
>>693395434
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>>693413051
Oh nice. 8perc not bad...
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>>693413069
you mean he'll need to prove his name when accepting?
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>>693403221
Way more than 2
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>>693413069
He can accept them I believe
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are the ever gonna finish fucking christ
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>>693413069
I don't know. Never used diff name. It's not like they ask for ID when they deliver it though.
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>>693413215
No, I mean is it legal for him to sign it? Technically the payment is on my card, but if he fucking signs the receipt I'm fucked. That was my gas money.
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>>693413371
FUCK! I'M NEVER PRANKING FOR YOU ASSHOLES AGAIN
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