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>>693394799

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>693394799
I'm super scared OP

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>>693395798
Nice bb gun

>>693395763
>>693394799
H’what in the hell did you just say about me, you got danged giblet head? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Arlen High in propane and propane accessories, and I’ve been involved in numerous Vogner Char King sales extravaganzas, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in BTU calibration and I’m the top assistant manager in all of Heimlich County. You are nothing to me but just another valued customer. I will fill up your propane tanks with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my got danged words. You think you can get away with saying that asinine garbage about propane over the Internet? Think again, you little weasel. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of propane truck drivers across the USA and your address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the convoy, you big baby. The convoy that refills the pathetic little thing you call your propane tanks. You’re all filled up, you damn moron. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can service your propane needs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in propane tank calibration, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Texas Propane Gas Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your charcoal loving ass off the face of the continent, you little bastard. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your damn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you got danged idiot. I will kick your ass so hard you won’t be able to sit for a month. You’re dead, I tell ya h’what!

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>>693396159
These bbs will kill you...just fyi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-BssbhV41o
I could sink you guys in shit so fast, you wouldn't even have time to take one last breath of fresh air, instead, you'd have one last breath of fresh SHIT!
Better fucking watch out, I've killed many using this technique, only non-bitchmade on this site, no lie.

>>693396440
Why does your finger have a vagina? Also, if you clean your gun like you clean your keyboard, you're going to have a bad day, you fucking slob.

>>693397873
>glocks
>needing cleaning
Shut the fuck up. Accept the fact that you made a poor judgement by calling his gun a 'bb' gun and shut the fuck up.

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>>693397873
>call it a bb gun
>get rekt and shown it's real
>u-u-uh youre a slob! fuck you!

>>693396440
Ameritard detected

Sudo apt-get install SEVERE-AUTISM

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>>693398406
Eurocuck detected

I love /b/. Every time I'm constipated I pick the gayest post to read on the can and my stopped up shit just flies outta my ass. Thanks for clearing out my ass, kid. Ya did good.

>>693394799

OP. You're a 5'10" manlet who will never be loved by a gril.

Talk like this is the exact reason you got your ass kicked at the bar earlier tonight.

>>693399018
Nice projection, say that to my face and we'll see who's cracking jokes

>>693394799
me too man, im the strongest person ever

"Hurr durr, i can pull a trigger and shoot a bitch, im so manly" Fucking shit head faggot bitches, A real man doesn't pull the trigger, a real man uses his fists, both live to see another day, pulling that trigger just proves you are a fucking pussy.

>>693398846
>Wrong
>Q: do you have any knife?
>those weapons can fit in your Ass?

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>>693399163
Are you talking to me?

>>693399235
He should definitely pull the trigger... When the gun is pointed at his anus.

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>>693396440
Confirmed pussy that can't fight for shit

KEK

I would shove that gun up your ass and make you look like a Popsicle

>>693399235
You won't act so touch when my barrel is pointed at your face

"a-a-a real man uses his f-fists!" I'll be lmaoing as I unload on you

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>>693399393
Kek

>>693399235
>>693399443

I'm so scurried guys, these "real men" want to fistfight me. Funny how easily I can kill "real men" with a gun.

Real men fight to win, you bitch faggots.

>>693399393
Anus won't do, fuckers like these need one in the back of their head, wait, no, one shot isn't enough, two bullets should do.

>>693394799
>you guys talk big shit

I think the irony is lost on him

>>693395763
underrated post

>>693399802
Why are you such a bad person? Seriously, are you upset that drug addict nigger got wasted? Go take it out on someone who cares faggot, nobody thinks you're tough.

>>693399235
Aaaah, please don't fall for such obvious bait with that much enthusiasm. Real men fight with their minds, start getting yours into better shape.

>>693399800
Fight to win? What are you winning? Taking away the life from someone? who has a family? making people sad? You fucks are disgusting.

>>693394799
pic related?

>>693400042
And you're a sanctimonious cunt that managed to make himself look worse than the crazy gun people.

>>693394799
are you butthurt leafy saying this because you`re youtube got assfucked. ?

>>693396440
Lmao someone get exif info on this so we can send cops to his house for terroristic threat.

>>693397873
> Why does your finger have a vagina?
Fucking REKT

>>693400194
People are fucked in the head, going around killing others. Imagine how their families felt once they found out? I don't understand any of
this fucking madness.

>>693400414
The kid has a cut on his finger, you're a fucking retard if you actually laughed at "your finger has a vagina on it." You're autistic as all hell at least.

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>>693400042
Lmao... You're damn right I don't give a shit about someone who's attacking me "because they have a family". Fucking liberals... You people are a joke

>>693400525
Because you're clearly not strong enough to handle the way this world works, you're a weak person. Quit whining and grow a little tougher, you sound pathetic.

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This whole thread is full of edgebois who need DAT BOI

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>I can snap and kill
You twisted rice crispier commercial

Kek

I've belong to an Aikido dojo for 12 years.

I dont think you could touch me.

I think you're just an edgy underageb&.

>>693394799
Could kill some of us, but could you kill ALL of us?
Even Hitler wasn't able to kill all the jews and he had a fucking army.

>>693400936
>crispies

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>>693400042
I'm winning not getting into a fight with a dumb cunt that thinks he's king shit because he hasn't progressed past being the biggest baddest bully in school. I win by not playing your game.

>>693400987
Lol karate doesn't actually work, dude. By the time you're within five feet a 25mm could enter AND exit your lungs, and there's no dodging bullets like in movies. You go up against an armed man, you'll lose 99% of the time, fight training be damned. You sound incredibly fucking idiotic even suggesting that you could defeat a firearm with self defense training, like really guy?

>>693400987
Most fighting instructors would teach you to avoid conflict, because they know if you go up against most opponents you're gonna get laid out and want your money back afterwards. And also guns and knives, etc. it's 2016, we all got guns. Or at least tazers.

>>693400656
I bet you 20 dollars you wouldn`t dare to empty that up in the air with your lights shut down screaming allah akbar.
in 5 minutes
also if you do use a plastic bag and bleach your hands I dare you bro you wouldn`t dare.

>>693401670
I dare you to kys.

>>693401263
Lol kid, im straight ninja nigga, fuk I'd run at you dodging every bullet and fuckin fock bottom you in 2 seconds. Tryna front jus cuz u gotta gun, you funny.

>>693400525
The only people going around killing people is drug dealers, or people who are strung out on drugs. CCW is there to give people an option for self defense when encountering said individuals.

>>693401263
Two things

One he's replying to the egdlelord who I assume is you

B- 25mm rounds are some heavy artillery shit that penetrate steel

>>693394799
I'm 6'5" and built like a brick house. GL OP

>>693401924
That is absolutely the saddest thing I've ever read on this site. Please, try out your technique on the nearest armed individual. See how many you can take in your stomach before you keel over and croak.

>>693401999
inb4 someone points out
>One
>B
and makes an argument around that

>>693401810
I said it first

>>693400656
>Be me
>Edgy edgelord
>Post pic of gun pointy screen
>Hoping i raise CooL points
>Yes.jpg i did it
>Captach solved!
>Waiting for penis to grow

Iam i cool yet?

Still fagget pussy IRL that can't fight for shit,

>pulls gun gets rekted

>>693400656
Define liberal

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>>693401999
Here is a 25mm pistol, one of the most common weapons individuals die at the mercy of.

>>693402365
Kek

>>693402365
Dude, we get it. You're triggered and having an episode, please direct your tantrum elsewhere.

>>693396159
>>693397873
>>693398114
>>693398277

Hey retards, guess who you aren't talking to? You're like some autistic retarded version of detectives. I'm sorry I hurt your penis-extender's feelings, but I never said it was a BB gun, I said the guy is a fucking slob. And asked about his finger vagina
, fucking morons.

>>693394799
https://youtu.be/Z76aE-4MohU

>>693402732
>>693402365
Dude laughing at his own trolling. Watch, and pity.

>>693402820
Yeah but you're an idiot, that's a paper cut or something. What vaginas have you been looking at? Oh right, the ones online. You've never even seen a vagina up close, fuck would you know?

You know what's funny?

I can bait and troll every mother fucker on this board if we met IRL.

Seriously, think about it. I'd have you pulling out your gun and your lips flapping out at me before you would even know what's happening.

You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.

>>693398846
Very nice anon.

>>693403079
Way to change the subject you disgusting piece of shit. You're a scumbag liar or an idiot, which is it?

>>693398634
rm -rf /

>>693401263
Aikido is not Karate

>>693401606
Aikido is about survival, not about beating anyone to a pulp.

I carry a hand grenade. Your move.

>>693403202
I'm neither, you're the ad hominem slinging clown attacking everyone who doesn't share your ignorant ideals. You're the aggressor here, not me scumbag. You're either trolling or truly dead in the head.

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>>693402623
This is a 25mm round

The most common ammo used is .22 or .223
Reatard

>>693401263
Most people who own guns don't know how to properly use them. They hold them like niggers or use them one handed. held like that, you can easily disarm an assailant, Most assailants get within or just out of disarm range due to most gun crimes being either theft or murder by a friend.

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>>693402916
I feel sorry for you stupid faggot

>>693394799
pls kill me

>>693403430
http://www.gunsinternational.com/guns-for-sale-online/pistols/-25-pistols.cfm?cat_id=157

Read it and weep, sucker.

>>693402623
I had a 3.80 almost exactly weird.

>>693403439
Lol wow, you certainly sound like you know what you're talking about. What with that high school level education you keep flaunting around. It's pretty clear you didn't do even the most insignificant amount of research and you play too much call of duty. Stop pretending you're anything but a dumbass teen trying to be GI JOE online.

>>693403408
I attacked who? I told one guy his keyboard was filthy and then you assholes ganged up on me accusing me of saying something I never did. You think people are as incredibly stupid as you. You think they can't see the entire thread of conversation? You think they can't see that you're a shithead? Jesus, you must be mentally ill to think anyone believes a single word dripping out of your faceanus.

>>693403465
Not as much as your parents feel sorry for having you.

OP here! AMA!

>>693403866
And you sound triggered, anyone who reads this can tell you're not thinking with a sound mind but with sensitive emotions that have been frazzled. You're getting it backwards, you look like a fool here, but you're so delusional you fail to even see it, so you project onto me.

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>>693402820
>>693396159
>>693394799
>implying these aren't all you

THis thread just reminds me of why Americans are so fucking dumb

Don't be to hard on yourselves your education system is fucking horrendous. HURRR DURRRR got ME Gunz Gonna Shoot Some NigNogs, Improve Penis Size... Eat Taco bell, Get a McDoubles Super Sized It? yes Please i am a fat american with guns...

Penis Still didn't grow an incher

>>693403610
Nigga do you even period

Thats .25mm

>>693403921
>Knows he fucked up
>Tries to attack parents

I need to tell you they have been dead for years. And when you grow up it will happen to yours faggot. Shut up, nail your Ass and enjoy the bread.

>>693404317
Oh shit, you right homie.

>>693399235
I wonder what our army have been using. I guess fists.

>>693404293
Showing what an absolutely retarded cunt you are.

>>693395763
>He's in the army
>Threaten civilians
If your bullshits are real (and they aren't)
you're a disgrace

>>693394799
Good luck kiddo

>>693404407
Your parents died, and that's why you're such a broken human being. Just listen to yourself, you're clearly a child raised by people who didn't actually want him. You're a joke, and a motherless joke at that.

>>693403610
Those are some nice .25 ACP pistols you linked. Now figure out the difference between 25mm and .251''.

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>>693404293
It's not me man.

>>693404308
I just like guns. You people bring it to penis size. I know I aint got nothing special down there

>>693402820 (You)
>>693396159
>>693394799 (OP)

Guess you're a fucking mong too.

>>693404518
And you're a fucking newfag that can't tell old copy pasta from actual threats. Way to embarrassing yourself.

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>>693404518
Sure

>>693399007
Bond.
James Bond.

>>693403852
Don't fall for the b8 anon... just don't.

>>693404619
And because you are such a great psychoanalist you should know that my parents aren't dead, and you and the weapons dude are the only jokes here. As I said shut up.

>>693404518
Holy fuck newfag.
This is the most stale pasta.
Stupid faggot.

Til I hit you where you aren't looking, and you thought you had the advantage. Now you have a mushroom stamp and the bar is buying me beers cause you're a fucktard. GG

Typical Americans.
>man = guns.

fists does the job. Medival maybe, but whats cooler? Being able to beat a guy to death, or shoot? Pussy.

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>>693395763

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>>693396440
And that's how you call out a spineless roofucking abo licking Aussie coward.

Well done, anon.

>>693401263
You are either a troll or a stupidly ignorant waste of carbon.

>>693405644
Tl;dr