you have been kidnapped and the last character you saw in a movie or tv show is the person who is going to come save you? How fucked are you?
Mine, John Wick, I should be free in a matter of minutes.
Last movie was halo nightfall
Kek pce op
I got done watching American psycho. Now I don't want to put words in any body's mouth, but I'm pretty sure my good pal Patrick Bateman ain't coming.
Last movie I saw was The Big Lebowski, so basically I'm fucked. But that's just, like, my opinion.
>>693394477
you got dubz yes he is.
Michael Carbanaro.
I wanna see that shit in a movie.
>>693393643
John Wayne.
Fill Your Hands, you SonofaBitches!
>>693393643
Tuvok.
I'm feeling safe already.
Dr. Lisa Radosta off of an episode of unlikely animal friends so literally anyone can save me
Lethal Weapon 4
Ramsay Bolton
oh i am so fucked.
i actually dont remember the last time i watched a movie... but if tv shows count its fringe. so ive got olivia dunham and the fbi comming for me so i should be fine
Dennis Hopper in Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. I'll be alright.
Holy shit mine was John Wick too.
Fucker's a badass.
Cullen Bohannon. I'd say that ain't half bad.
Archer, I'm pretty sure he'll get me, and we'll go drink
Jerry Seinfeld
>>693393643
I'm fucked.
andy dufraine, might take a while but ill eventually be free
>>693397492
Shit anon... you're going to die.
>>693397620
Kek
>>693393643
Cullen Bohannon from Hell On Wheels.
save me Spartacus... make me yours
>>693393643
im dead
Marv.
I'm totally fine.
Dante from Devil May Cry. I think im ok
Fucking Gumby and Friends
>>693397713
what's the deal with body guards?
do they guard bodies? shouldn't they be called life guards? and life guards should be called lung guards.
i think he'd let me die on purpose
aaaaaaa yeah
I think I'll be ok
griffin from prayer of the rollerboys
I might survive....
Marty McFly is my nigga. I'm in good hands
The cast of Friends. I'm probably fucked, but Joey might make a real go at it.
>>693394795
the last character in big lebowski that you see is that old cowboy, you may be okay.
>>693398339
Fucking badass. Gumby is basically the T-1000 without the restrictions on complex parts or conservation of mass.
>>693398781
could you be any more fucked?
>>693398689
You think Vegeta would save you? You're dead wrong, he'd let you die and he would laugh about it
>>693398688
Fred from portlandia
Oh, well...
>>693393643
i'm fucked
fucking denaerys targaryen
>>693393643
I think it was 36 hours in Benghazi or Before I wake
or Adam Sandler in the movie that is my boy.
>>693398885
Kek, I forgot tho, Phoebe lived on the streets. So I'd give it about a 60% chance of my dying.
>>693399172
Why do you watch shit movies?
>>693399160
Oh yeah if it is from a tv show this bitch.
Well shit....
>>693393643
I last saw black hawk down.
Does this mean I get a entire army?
3 hour version made more sense.
Why don't you go ahead and have a seat? I should be good right?
>>693399157
I like this nigga.
>>693393643
Castaway with Tom Hanks
I think I'm gonna be okay
Just watched Larry king on Conan. Pretty sure I'm okay.
>>693399091
>He's on Mars. He ain't saving you.
er...
>>693399301
Benghazi movie was ok
Before I wake and his fucked up dreams as sorta mind fuck
I dislike Adam Sandler but that is one of the two movies iv`e liked the happy gilmore
and that one.
Oh shit forgot I watched Ant Man that was the last movie
>>693398866
But he's an 8 inch 60 year old retard with the mind of a child. . Anon's fucked
>>693393643
I'm good.
Andy Durfesne, I might get fucked in the ass a few times, but it'll sort itself out.
>>693393643
By TV show, do you mean a news broadcast? Please tell me news doesn't count.
not bad i guess
I guess it just depends on how well armed they are.
>>693393643
Deadpool, not too bad but i have my doubts
shiet
>>693393643
Rick from Rick and Morty... I'm good
>>693399577
Nigga he's gonna fucking eat you
>>693396808
You'll be "rescued" all right.
>>693399980
maximum kek
>>693393643
Harry Callahan aka Dirty Harry
can't be better lol
>>693399820
GAY
Im fucked
what now
im fucking fucked
>>693400244
>>693393643
I'm gonna be okay.
Jim Rockford, should turn out ok but that $200/day plus expenses is killer.
fuck.
>>693398339
>>693398866
Yeah seriously, you're good Gumby will save the shit out of you
Magic my ass to safety!
>>693400402
>>693399980
Make hostage rescue great again.
I just finished The Mask. Hes basically Loki so yeah, I think I'm in good hands.
>>693400402
he gonna beam you up
hehehe
I came prepared.
TFW is the pussy mayor from Preacher
>>693400554
you need to watch better shit
>>693400314
fuk u
>>693399482
This. I watched the extended version last night. I've never seen the original version but this is unironicly a good film. I don't know why everyone complained about it.
I'm fucked...but at least I might get a new rug out of it.
>>693400490
Don't worry, Mac's gonna destroy this shit. He's gonna assess the situation, scan the environment for anything he can use to his advantage, and neutralize the threat.
>>693400478
My nigger. Yeah youll be alright.
>>693399716
With a dick as big and as blue as his, it doesn't matter where he is. He got you nigga.
>Last TV Show
Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
He will find me because the kidnapper has the flu, but it's actually a rare disease that makes you sprout spores from your ears and your liver and kidneys fail. He will find me, get shot trying to be a badass, save me, save his shooter, save the guy with the spores, and everyone will go to jail.
>>693393643
Gullum
Jon Snow
Dory gets shit done.
>>693400824
Does the three hour version delete the scenes where Batman literally kills people?
>>693400824
I torrented the extended one recently, planning on watching it soon. I saw the original one in theaters but all the fucking monkeys in the theater ruined it
Steve Harvey to the rescue
I'm not really sure...
I should be ok.
>>693400694
I'm drunk and I can make a tank disappear. Leave me alone.
>>693400669
Nigga he couldn't even save his wife. You double dimma dome dead.