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>>693393423
Nothing involving swim trunks but I got caught taking a piss in a a park when I was drunk at like 3am by some lady.
She kept saying shit like "what if there were children around"

>>693393423
>OP had to search for "see through swim trunks on men"
>Confirmed Faggot.

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>>693393423
>woman calling the police because somebody has slightly see through trunks

sure, im sure this happened.

>>693394686
I know too many soccer moms that would do this,.

>>693394686
Are you really this stupid?

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>>693395090
are you?

>>693395290
Only on thursdays. how's it like being stupid everyday?

>>693396129
what's stupid is thinking people call the police because they notice a somewhat visible dick for 45 seconds when some kid gets out of a pool

>>693393423
ay that lil dik

>>693394169
I piss in the park all the time. Like wow, a guy pissing on a tree. They'll be scarred for life.

>>693393423

>>693396480
It was 3am too

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>>693393423
I'm a tranny and my tuck came undone at the beach before and like 50 people saw my penis, I took 10 sleeping pills that night trying to kill myself.

>>693396308
have you never met a self righteous soccer mom with a mudshark haircut living in the suburbs

>>693397069
yes

>>693397027
yikes

>>693397787
yikes indeed, I passed the whole day as a girl, my girlfriends never knew I'm trans. When I got hit by a small wave my new life I made had ended. I had to move to Portland and I didn't want to.

>>693396480

I go for walks every night and walk around public parks completely naked. I fucking love it.

The park I go to the most has houses along one edge of it as well so anyone looking out their windows could see me walking around completely naked.

I go between 1:30 and 3:00 every night.

I'm about to for tonights walk very sooon

>>693394686
This
Even the most busybody busybodies wouldn't react that strongly in this circumstance. And if they had they would have personally confronted op

>>693398043
Post pics to see how passable u are also u move after the incident or b4

>>693398381

found the psychotic fucker

can't believe these fucks exist

>>693397027
Good.
Waste your life trannyfaggot.

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>>693397027
did it look like this?

>>693398904
Hey man he's not hurting anyone

>>693396308
Clearly you are not an american.

>>693399360
sauce on dat?

Went to visit a friend to his town, he invited me to go try the sauna, since I never did it (mountain town, so sauna when outside is snowing and shit

From 20/30 mts of distance, wee see a friend of his (really hot girl by the way), while we wave at her my towel decides it's time to drop off

desperately trying to reach it but failing
covering myself while getting it from the floor
both my friend and the girl laughing their asses off because of the face I did while this was happening

>>693399360
yes

>>693396308
Ignorance is bliss, eh?

>>693398904
>>693396308
>>693395290
>>693394686
samefag

>>693400395
"Need only accelerate nailed I get gun empty really" doesn't make much sense m8

>Need more beer
>Only had about 20-30 so far that day
>Take some coke to make sure Im ok to drive
>Accelerate down the road at high speeds because its fucking fun
>Nailed by a speed trap
>I got more drugs in the car and a gun too, also the car is "borrowed" some might say stolen fuck!
>Get pulled over
>Gun in my cupholder
>Empty the clip on the pig and speed away
>Really glad the car I was in had no plates

-read the first word in each line

>>693400813
the take doesn't help :/

>>693400921
God damnit. I need another beer.

>>693400813
does shit like this actually happen or what?

no witness no crime??

>>693398043
I'm in Portland, it seems the perfect city to live as a transgirl, no-one here gives a fuck

>>693393423
Atleast mine isnt see thru but I freeball you can see my junk (dickhead and cock swinging thru my thin shorts) legal

>>693401610
its why I came here, most trans friendly place on the west coast

>>693398043
typical tranny, mental disaster

you created the whole problem yourself by hiding the fact that you were trans. they were never your true friends because you never told the truth. so your solution is move away in shame because you're fucked in the head?

>>693402066
The upside of Portland is it's friendly, open minded and the foods good. Downside is it's overpriced and full of idiots

Want a beer sometime, or a hard dick in your ass

>>693402666
>or a hard dick in your ass
oh anon don't make me blush

>>693402174
shut up, I bet you are a tranny in denial yourself

>>693393423

>visit pool in sweden
>leer at underage girls
>grope women with 3" boner poking out of speedos
>sexual emergency
>rape little boy in the shower
>shit in the sink
>women clap and congratulate me for being a refugee
>get more free money
>police come and arrest white males for not checking their privilege
>jump on my camel and ride away

>>693400813
>-read the first word in each line
>read the first word
>first word
>word

>>693394169
>3am
>children
get rekt grandma...

>>693402905
Not anon you replied to, but kys. the Ts in LGBT ought to be fucking stoned

>>693393423
>lifeguard: we can see through swim shorts.
your grammar makes it sound like they are an alien race that has xray vision

>>693393423
Rape!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>693400813
Need
Only
Take
Accelerate
Nailed
I
Get
Gun
Empty
Really

*Read first LETTER of each first word because OP doesn't know difference between letters and words when making anagrams*

>>693394169
If 'Duhmerica and arrested or cited for this, you'll be registered as a sex offender

>>693402905
well can't say I don't watch some sissy vids from time to time

>>693403490
Why get them stoned?

>>693403914
Well explain evacuation from hurricanes, see everyone pissing and pooping traffic not moving

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>>693397027
pics. n-no homo

>>693401610
They only judge people by the length of their armpit hair

I was drunk and walked naked thru a apt complex with a full on boner. Best fun ever.

>>693394169
"What if there were children around"

Tell her you cant piss with an erection

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>>693404281
well I dealt with my penis issue already

>>693393423
https://youtu.be/Z76aE-4MohU

>>693403842
>thinking that's an anagram
stay retarded, /b

>>693404192
Reading is comprehension, nigger! Are rednecks getting arrested for pissing on the side of the road while stuck in (hurricanes) traffic?!?! No. Now jump off a bridge. Then impale yourself while choking on a pink dildo.

>>693400793
"multiple people disagree with me? preposterous, must be the same person posing as multiple posters. yes thats it."

>>693398635
You underestimate busy bodies, bro. I was in California and some bitch housewife called the cops on me for stepping one foot onto her lawn. I was using the sidewalk and barely stepped off, then went to her neighbor's (my friend) house. About 30 minutes later a cop showed up and told me the bitch called the cops for a "trespassing."

>>693394169
>be me
>drunk
>grinding with older lady at club
>3am rolls around
>take her home
>take her to pound town at home
>cum on her face
>she slaps me
>she asks what if children were around
>she calls the cops, says I endangered children with my sexual perversion
>I am now a registered sex offender
>she and the law are right though, if there was a child watching that would have been tramatic
>good thing they nailed me before I fucked up a child by teaching them about sex a year earlier than they would have learned from their friends or by proving that what they heard from their friends was true
>that would be way worse than my punishment.

>>693404721
This made me dry heave. You are a fucking abomination and the fact that this surgery sanctioned mutilation is socially acceptable worries me ever so.
Hopefully (?) you're one of the minority who doesn't regret it vehemently or wind up killing themselves...

>>693405076
>>693394686
>>693395290
>>693396308
>>693398904
samefag

>>693405451
>housewife's

They love to fuck everyone except their husband

ammiright

>>693393423
>be me
>19
>outside a bar
>having a smoke
>guy walks up and asks to borrow lighter
>reach into pocket to get lighter
>second hand goes into pocket he swings at me
>i try to dodge by get clipped on nose
>pull hand out of pocket
>we start beating the shit out of each other
>dont rightly remember how but i have him on the ground
>start bashing him in the head
>i get up and start kicking him
>real fucking pissed and drunk
>hear someone screaming to stop
>bitch is scream shes calling the cops
>turn around shes actually on the phone
>i start running

>>693406010
Get a stronger stomach, I've seen actual vaginas that look worse than that. I'd just say to be more regular wish shaving

>>693405076
no, no, anonfag. i'm afraid you're confusing it with "same brand of stupidity. doesn't matter who the faggots are. samefag. yes that's it."

also, stop samefagging, faggot

>>693397027
am trans. 100% would kill myself if that happened.

>>693406452
you fucking lazy bum. stop waiting for things to happen and just do it already.

>>693406010
stfu lmao. most trans people who kill themselves kill themselves post op are usually unsatisfied with the results, not because of regret, but for not doing it sooner and not starting hrt sooner. the raye of regret is marginal. and the Hannibal movie was accurate. transgender (transvestites, as they were referred to in recent past) are Inherently non violent. and not to mention, trans girls in specific are generally anti sjw because of sjw not aupporting trans women, but supporting trans men

>>693402966
Dat refugee bit.

>>693406651
>not a bum
>have a job
>15$ an hour
> 42 hour work week
> taking the the bar next year

>>693406223
so why did he swing at you

>>693407077
>are usually unsatisfied with the results, not because of regret
as if that makes it better. you trannies should all just kys. at least other faggots aren't retarded enough to become trans and are comfortable in their own skin

>>693407445
Yet you still haven't killed yourself

>>693407510
i actually had no clue, all i remember is he asked for the lighter and when i stuck my hand in pocket he just fucking swung at me.

>>693393423
HAHAHAHA AMERICA

>>693404721
you do realise the only reason why pussy are attractive is because its feminine/baby skin and on an actual female?

Fuck me a shemale with a large cock is 10x more attractive

>>693408206
Probably was an attempt to rob you. could've been a setup too if the bitch was in on it

friendly reminder that committing suicide is illegal. you'll go arrested

>>693404952
Pardon me but 3rd grade was hard for me

>off to my corner all alone

>>693408634
Are you sure we wouldn't come arrested instead?

>>693398043
Kill yourself.

>>693408617
in anycase i came off better than he did. never went back to that bar and never tried to find out anything else about what happened.

>>693401610
>>693402066
It's the perfect place to end your psychotic little existence.

Similar, but instead trying call the police for exposing myself, for touching girls butt underwater.

Their parents were a bit upset.

I remove the mesh net in my swimsuit, others have said it peeks out under water

>>693409050
Yeah, fuck it. I got mugged. I got beat the shit out of. I hope I fucked him up but honestly dont remember. All I remember after the first punch is I walked to the closest hospital under my won power and had my phone, ID, all my cash and all my CCS. No point in dwelling on it unless you can prove who did it and want to and are able to fuck them up for it through the legal system.

My mugger was an obvious drug addict. I would be surprised if he didnt OD years ago.

OP's real question is "does anyone else wear super gay looking swim trunks?"

>>693411099
I have, but isnt cool when getting boners and no towel lol

>>693393423
wear a mask and streak at that palce screaming "sex is penis in vagina!!!"

>>693393423

welcome to America, where any little bit of nudity is considered as bad.

if you had done that shit in Germany no one would have cared.

That's one way the Germans actually did manage to become superior to the rest of the world.

>>693397027
awwww, thats kinda cute, would have def got your number.

>>693404753

what the fuck?

>>693412415
i need ideas for new video

>>693412998
I hope that was really you and I hope you post more videos.

>>693413835
i have been thank you

>>693406097
Heyo!

>>693413905
link

>>693414337
um let me see

>>693414337
>>693414380
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwSWc_u3kAlv9u4AepQ4kjw

>>693412998

try videoing naked with the lights on

>>693414458
Post another and say "Boston is a muscle bound bitch" in it to verify

>>693414605
im sorry its night i will fix soon

>>693412998

if that is really you in the videos, you sound like you get wedgied every day of your life. Your voice is nasally and the stuttering sucks. Get some speech lessons and learn how to use a video camera without the lens cap on you jackass.

>>693414851
im sorry

>>693414914

Don't apologize to anyone. If you want to take drugs and run naked with the lens cap on that is your right as an American, dammit! /b/ means nothing in this world. Do what you want to do.

>>693414914

your videos are giving me an erection

>>693414742
decording now

>>693415396
thank you

>>693404879

It's a poem, faggot

>>693415480

What's amazing is how quickly you reach levels of faggotry that not even Spiderman's spidey-sense could detect.

>>693397027
>tfw anime i fap to has trap in same situation
4 min long episode
enjoy faggots
https://kissanime.to/Anime/Himegoto/Episode-009?id=79926

>>693415443
still waiting

>>693416838
i did post

>>693400813
fucking fag get your shit right next time! and don't waste our time!!!

>>693416938
I see it now. You going to keep posting? something more than a fag by a river?

>>693416938
Do you always talk like that, or its it just for /b/ links?

>>693417710
>>693417884
i dont know and i will upload all night

>>693404753
>>693413905
>>693414458
This found footage-esque genre of aspies pretending to be even bigger aspies sparked by Alan Resnick really is fucking stupid. Stop littering the internet with your filth.

>>693418140

I hope his next video involves him running into a tree

>>693418332
How would you know when its only a black screen?

>>693417999
Need someone to talk to who talks back?

>>693418140
>>693418332
>>693418530
im not making videos similar fo him sorry and is that a good video idea and i love to talk

>>693418632
go talk to a therapist retard

>>693394169
>I got caught sneaking into an alley to take a piss by a cop once during Mardi Gras
>I walked to a wall and just as I was trying to unzip someone hit me hard in the head
>I'm 6 feet tall but kind of thin so people don't think I'm too strong
>Not genetic freak but always been very strong for my size, plus at time I'm working as diesel mechanic and have freakishly strong hands
>Instead of collapsing I just turn fast, grab his shoulder with left hand and raise right fist to rain hell down on this fucker
>He holds detective's badge up between his face and my fist
>Just then see 2 very large uniformed bucks running up, they saw body language and realize it's trouble
>Dude thought I was getting high, tried to tackle me to make me drop bag to get easy bust
>He was super pissed (and had a badly bruised shoulder from where I gripped him) but he just cussed a lot and I walked off

>>693418934
I was also assaulted for "getting high" because I grabbed my dick. Cops dont know their junk from their joints maaaaaannnnn.

>>693419208

I was assaulted once.
Cops shot me four times through my car window.
I died at the hospital.
My funeral was held four days later.
THAT WAS THREE YEARS AGO.

>>693418632

You sound so gay in your video that it even comes through with the lens cap on the camera.

I think you stutter because you are confused about your sexuality.

>>693419831
sorry

>>693419927

you also appear codependent.
you should probably stop making videos, go to bed and cry yourself to sleep.