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Some faggot I met on tinder and have my number to kept texting
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Some faggot I met on tinder and have my number to kept texting me even after I stopped responding to him about 3 days ago.
He decided to send me dick pics with his face. Dubs gets them.
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rerell
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No thanks.
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>>693384629
rererell
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>>693383586
I'll roll for this, but if I win you have to send me his number so I can send them back
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>>693385807
I definitely will.
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A fucking flip phone.
>Top Kek
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>>693386011
>winrar
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>>693386011
winrar!
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>>693386029
Right?
If I wasn't so creeped out I'd be embarrassed for him
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>>693383586

don't you mean grinder?
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>>693386011
I'll post even tho it was my get
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>>693386465
Nah, tinder.
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get for number?
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>>693386333
Checkd
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>>693386799
More dubs
Must be my birthday
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>>693386676
Gotta roll for it bruv
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What are we rolling for again?
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just realizing the tattoo isn't there in the one pic, hes obviously salvaging old photos to send me

fucking lel
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>>693387855
His phone number, or I'll be willing to give out his facebook
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>>693386968
yes
http://bit.
ly/29hweTe
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If dubs you keep them and go hang yourself, and apologize to your parents for being a fag in your suicide note.
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>>693388512
am femanon
nice try faget.

you know you cant hate something without once loving or caring about it.

youre a homophobe.

im sure you can see where my logic is going, you enormous fucking closet case
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i want that number
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>>693389108
keep trying honey

if you get it post results pls. i want to see how this weirdo reacts
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>>693389406
then i'll keep on rolling
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>>693390122
finally
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>>693386470
jesus this guy has a fucking huge cock
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>>693390122

90 83 3 83 1 81

tell me what youre going to do. i must know :^)
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>>693390122
come on op
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>>693390444
its habbening
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>>693390444
yeah. wasted on him, he has no social skills
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>>693390847
im trying to think but im drunk. anyone have any good suggestions?
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>>693390847
what the fuck are those numbers?
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>>693390993
he looks like he has downs. i dunno man why don't you frot with him?
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>>693391208
make fun of his flip phone for sure, kek

idk make fun of his chest piece "I see you got the 'I' done but where's the '<3 cock'?"
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>>693391452
morse code for nunya
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>>693383586
so crazy seeing a bitch troll these days

whatever
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>>693391670
bumperino
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>>693391670
fuck you dick lick

ever think you just automatically assume its always a dude? ive been doing shit like this for over a decade. not that gender matters as long as its funny.
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OP, post your cock
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Bump for potential. I want to see the shitstorm to come
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op what area does he live in.
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>>693392479
https://youtu.be/98_Re5xWdIk
Enjoy bb
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>>693392889
Don't kno. I think southern nj
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>>693386470
How come you don't want that meaty cock?
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>>693386470
Have you ever been with a dick that big?
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>>693383586
So whose number is that? Yours or his?

You faggin or what?

Perth Amboy, New Jersey?
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>>693393688
cause im not hungry for cock like that. i want to get to know the person behind the dick first. like normal human beings.
that and it pisses me off when ppl send their junk unsolicited. how fucking stupid can you be.
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>>693383586
He looks like he's getting ready to shoot up a fag disco.
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Maybe if you didn't ghost him and just tell him to go away you wouldn't have this problem, nigger.
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>>693393744
yerp. you
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>>693393744
>>693393688
>>693390444

Everyone who replied to that pic got.

Czeckem
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>>693393978
kekekekeke
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>>693393944
But it's so big. It'll fill you up.

Checked btw
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>>693393762
his you enormous queer
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>>693394019
Tell us about it
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>>693394135
then why dont you ask him for it, anon?
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>>693393944
OP you are a huge faggot if you don't want to suck his cock

go date some nredy asian girl or something
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>>693394019
I would like to hear your sex stories as well. Please and thank you
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>>693394217
ok, i guess here goes. please bear with me, im shy

Sixty years ago, my grandfather bought this parcel of land. He was a strong man, an honest man, and with the help of his young family he cleared this land, he made his home here. The land, well, it was rich and good, the crops, well, they grew tall and sturdy, as did the McIntyre name. That's a name that's become synonymous with truth and honesty in these parts. Over the years, we've all worked this land, and loved it, and it's loved us back. And then in the summer of '69, I grew a tail.
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why does this nigger have a flip phone? nigga still talking on a clamshell in 2016?
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>>693394777

Quit being a cunt show something feminine or get the fuck out with this "wahhhhhh" thread
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>>693392616
holy shit thats evil. any response?
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>>693394962
post dick or gtfo you fucking wizard
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>>693392616

I highly doubt he has a job so I don't think he will give a flying fuck if his boss saw this picture.
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>>693394777
Gross. Are you canadian?
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>>693395425
California mate
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>>693395177
lol first number was a fake nigger real number here eh, time for the fun?
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The fucker has a flip phone.
Top fucking kek
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>>693395575
i dont see hows that so much kek
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>>693395548
We're all pretty much niggers in Cali with the exceptional fat bastards
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>>693394551
no, im not a faggot. and because im not i wont get down with stanky azn puss either.

see, when youre not so fucking desperate to get laid, you have this thing called "standards" and a lot of the time having a big dick doesnt make up for being socially bankrupt
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Black mail him and make him put sharpie in pooper
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>>693395425
>>693395425
no but i love kids in the hall
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>>693395836
my ex moved to LA, she's a flight attendant. you fuck her yet nigger?
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>>693395962
i see, so you do crossdress
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>>693396064
I don't have a dick otherwise I would I'm about 2 hours from LA
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>>693396171
yep. its fun. you?
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>>693395962
Only Canadians like that stupid shit. Gross. Oust this lying canadian. I bet she's never even actually fucked a big dick
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>>693396186
you know the rules, you fucking poseur fagg
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Trips and you give us his number ^ check Damn you
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>>693396282
yep, love it, and thats why i know kids in the hall
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>>693396186
2 hours from LA?
>mexican nigger detected
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>>693396297
>oust this canadian
>i bet shes never even actually fucked a big dick

holy shit you are one sick, sad little man. you think youre being clever? that ill tell you what you want to hear by getting upset and saying "n-no ive had big cock, i swear"

post dick with timestamp and ill tell you a story you fucking freakshow
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>>693396742
My dick sucks. Why do you want to see it? Plus I can't trust a lying canadian
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>>693396654
my favorite is scott as the disillusioned artist
"the only time i look a stranger in the eye is when im fucking them"
the cathies are good too. so many funny sketches
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>>693396894
i dont care, post dick with timestamp or stop annoying me with your obsession with big dick
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>>693396894
cock or gtfo
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this thread is gayer than op and that dude fucking
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>>693396982
the man killing office employees with his fingers from up the floor window... sigh
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>>693397134
Are you another maple sucking canadian?
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>>693397367
IM CRUSHING YOUR HEAD
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>>693397462
so, how did you end up in this thread ?
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>>693397397
post dick you dumb waste of space or gtfo
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Fuck you all I'm not in Canada you fucktards I'm in Palm Springs bitch boys.
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>>693397627
i am teh op
and you?
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>>693397367
this is a Kids In The Hall thread now
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>>693397737
Can you show Palm springs some dick or what or call the POF number don't bitch just send
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>>693397723
were not in canada either. at least not me.

some wizard whos obsessed with big cock thought he was being funny by calling me canadian for quoting kids in the hall
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>>693397723
The worst part about Canadians is they come down here and pretend like they're normal. You pieces of shit should wear signs
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>>693397737
i was just looking for some 4chan fun, and i end up remembering glorious kids in the hall
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>>693398010
:^D
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>>693398010
I bet you're a fat American.
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>>693398010
Or at least have some goddamn chip implanted like my dog has.
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>>693398147
I'm American and don't you forget it
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>>693397462
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>>693387855

I think you know exactly what
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>>693397850
i am op and i approve this message

>>693398056
hell yeah man. i saw them perform in nyc last summer. so funny
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>>693398147
Yes. I'm a fat American. Canadians are just as fat.
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>>693398531
HA
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>>693398185
Why do we even let these pieces of shit into the country?
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>just making it official
>Now Canada vs America thread
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>>693398639
Your country is shit there's a reason we don't go there
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>>693398475
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Is that a flip phone?
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>>693399123
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>>693398845
Uhhhhh no contest. Their football is like pee wee arena bowl, their one contribution to food is cheese and gravy on fries and they never shut the fuck up about it, most of their money is coins, their place names are all stupid, they produced Bieber AND Celine Dion
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>>693399253
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>>693399460
they produced Melissa Auf Der Maur and Devin Townsend
lol
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>>693399253
yes, yes it is
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>>693398845
Ted cruz is canadian
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>>693399066
Canadians infest the us like a plague
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>>693383586
How did he get that res on flip phone?
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>>693399948
he goes to config phone, then clics the central button to go up to the prefered choice, then go to resolution, ok, set it to high, ok, then back, and back against
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>>693399723
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>>693400199
check
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>>693400357
kekekeke!!! i must have that
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>>693400679
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>>693386470
It's like maybe 8, how can he use tinder on that piece of shit phone
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>>693400841
either op is lying, or he took those photos 15 years ago...
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