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>>693380807
its a stone under his sack.
git gud.
>>693381822
Same picture taken twice with different angles then combined
git gud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
>>693382242
Nah, that is the double dick dude. It's a birth defect.
>>693382675
>defect
>implying it's a bad thing
>>693382242
Nope its 100% real
>>693382795
I mean... he did get bullied a lot for it, and the defect normally makes one dick unusable/underdeveloped. He is basically the only person that it is a good thing for.
>>693382810
I lol'd.
>>693383081
He must've been hungry.
>>693379732
America.. where you can't do anything without being made fun of if you're white.
>>693380938
>doesn't notice extra testicle
BUMP!
>>693383081
Dindu nuffin
>>693383081
RACHEL!!!!!
>>693384444
Quads for pterodactyl sex
>>693379732
hahaha that's so random XD
>>693383575
Maybe true, but being white still rocks. I'd rather be made fun of than make disproportionately lower wages or get killed by police.
>>693384530
kek
>>693384444
Why the fuck is no one checking this. /b/ is truly dead
>>693384882
I need one of these for my lawn.
>>693384444
Check my fucking quads
>>693384969
Vapid shit like that is cancer, you cancerous fuck.
>>693384969
Thank you anon
Dancing guy in background
>>693385184
Get the fuck out of my /b/ faggot
>>693384101
this is the rest of that beast.
>>693385622
No one will ever love you like your mother Lionel
>>693380807
If you have 3 balls do you produce more cum
>>693385092
why the fuck is it saying a mahjong tile
>>693379732
I personally know that kid, not joking. He's actually literally autistic.
He got suspended for a week for this.
>>693386410
lost
what the fuck
>>693386410
Lost.
What the fuck.
>>693386585
water birth
>>693386909
but why are there other people?!
>>693386585
Mom gives water birth, newborn is cleaned and the whole family jumps inside the pool of water, blood and placenta remains.
>>693387207
the family
>>693386410
Lost. Water birth? With whole family wtaf
>>693387131
Fucking lost nigga.
>>693385132
Fucking kek
>>693387346
yes I did assume that they are the family
STILL DOESNT FUCKING EXPLAIN IT
>>693379732
Ginger cooking up some souls
>>693385860
Thats ok, I kick ass for the lord!
>>693387131
I used to do this when i was a young teen.
>>693386410
who the fuck swims in birth water....
>>693387745
Newborns
>>693387280
I'm more concerned with the fact that they used a post-autopsy corpse to pose for the picture.
>>693387662
sucking dicks?
>>693387843
Nigga that's a rosary
>>693384776
>prepare for take off in five...
>four...
>Ignition...
>three...
>two...
>one...
>>693387311
>Mom gives water birth, newborn is cleaned and the whole family jumps inside the pool of water, blood and placenta remains.
WAT
>>693388000
Witnessed
>>693384392
Hey, look. OPs mom.
>>693387921
Kek
>>693385290
oh god i havent seen that in years thank you anon
>>693386014
As someone who doesn't watch the show, what is actually going on here?
>>693387829
dude thats fucked up
i knew a guy who broke his leg on that ship
not cool
>>693386479
READ MY MIND, FUCK
>>693386317
Semen is produced in the prostate and sperm in the testicles. So perhaps a more concentrated load but not really more volume.
Saw this alot tonight in threads, why the fuck not. I wtf when I saw.
guys i don't know if fap to cp or fap to normie fag porn
>>693386410
Something about how she wanted her family to experience the birth with her, or something like that.
>>693387987
Kek
>>693388844
dubs trips dubs!
>>693386883
you got me
>>693388960
oh shi......
>>693385132
lost
>>693387131
This is like... Zoophilia and pedophilia
>>693388833
First night on the interwebs?
>>693380079
stormfront's homepage? i dont see what's so weird about this
>>693389175
zoopedophilia
>>693386883
dude... no..
>>693388000
DUBS DUBS TRIPS
>>693389001
It's actually a common castration practice
They even did it on Dirty Jobs
>>693389387
>>693389001
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=klWeg2VDNPE
>>693386294
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>693384969
>“My name is John Hams and I’m a sex addict.”
>And so begins Dr. Chuck Tingle’s first full length novel, Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass, a thrilling superhero origin story that will take you to the edge of gay erotic romance and stare bravely into the abyss. It is a story so powerful, so sensual, that it could change the very face of erotic literature forever.
>John Hams is a man who has lost it all, a nine-to-five nobody with an addiction to billionaire dinosaur bad boys. That is, until a freak accident at work imbues John with the ability to transform into an achingly handsome helicopter at will.
>Suddenly, things are looking up, as John uses his ability to woo the dashing stegosaurus from his addicts group who just happens to have a thing for rugged aircrafts. But it’s not long before John’s new helicopter identity starts to spin out of control, taking on a personality of its own as the wild and horny, Chibs Pratt, chopper with abs.
>Can John Hams become the hardcore gay hero that he is destined to be, or is this shifter bound to be nothing more than his own worst enemy?
>The room itself is massive, as well, with another set of windows that fill the far wall from floor to ceiling and look out towards the distant Hollywood Hills. It’s a corner unit, providing two completely unique, but equally breathtaking, views.
>I slowly strut across the hardwood floors on my landing skids towards Yorb, enjoying the way that his yellow dinosaur eyes flicker and dance across my metallic body. At this point, he can’t help but stare.
>Seductively, I give my blades a quick flash of speed and hover up onto the bed, then crawl towards him, eventually positioning myself directly over his body. I take Yorb’s hands carefully with two blades and pull them above his head, controlling him completely as I make my way down his ripped chest and scaly abs with a series of sensual helicopter kisses.
>>693389643
You're scared of mud?
cmon quit playing around. start posting the real stuff.
>>693386410
Well suck me sideways, wtf..
>>693387829
>haischiff
Kek
>>693387921
Getting sucked off my calfs
>>693387131
lost
>>693389613
Is it really necessary to BITE them off ??? fucking hell..
>>693385616
It looks like the tables have turned.
>>693384444
quads speak louder than words
>>693390099
necessary? no
tastier? yes
also check'd
>>693388960
That's not how it works, faggot.
>>693384444
Checked
And check'em
>>693382415
Man any man who likes dp is a fucking cuck
>>693391194
popeye drive a gmc apparently
>>693387479
white somali nigger
>>693391194
Only if it's his wife they're fucking.
>>693390692
omg lost
>>693388556
Quality over quantity
>>693379732
I laughed....but I didn't lose
>>693386410
This is actually replenishing to her family's gut bacteria, bc the bacteria from the birth canal helps to start a new born baby's digestive system. This water would be a miracle cure for me, since I have IBS. I would jump in after they were done, and I would bottle the shit and give myself enemas from it. As disgusting as that may sound, this water comes close to being the holy grail of health bowels.
>>693386410
It took me a second to realize what I was looking at. Lost, what the actual fuck
>>693388224
OH HILAROUS BURN, ANON! JUST FANTASTIC!! Where did you come up with that, by listening to ANY PERSON USING X-BOX LIVE?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CJk62gc2QxLcvBmf1EId7w
>>693386883
....is it cheese?
>>693391748
Do you have any information to substantiate this? I'm an extremely healthy person myself- in the 1% of healthy people when I took an exam for life insurance, and drink algae smoothies every day. I don't think I'd ever want to do what you said, but I'm intrigued nonetheless.
>>693384444
Shit! Nice one!
>>693384776
GOTTA BLAST
>>693391566
Yeah sure pal
Keep telling yourself that while some guy steals your wife away from you.
>>693390099
whoa double doubles
check'd
>>693384444
source?
>>693383081
Hey smoothskin
>>693386883
lost
>>693388143
This was filmed at Disney world yesterday. Poor guy.
Look at my slutty stretch
>>693384538
>>693386479
>>693392980
maximum kek
>>693384979
underrated post
>>693393812
So much cocaine
>>693390692
>I'll take things that will never fucking happen in this or any other reality for $500, Alex...
>>693393812
cocaine is a helluva drug
You all just lost
https://youtu.be/R3l5qkOWUEc
>>693391194
More like, completely fucking closeted homosexual.
>>693393812
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6P2synObts
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
>>693386410
Looks like Evangelion with the pool of primordial soup
>>693384392
Hey, it's a feminist!
>>693381822
He's saying the stone is what makes him appear to have a third testie, ya fack
>>693387131
lost
>>693394412
>low budget
>borderline cp
>>693392179
as someone seeking to be more healthy, any other daily tips beyond exercise?
>>693388343
literally nothing
he was checking his nuts for warts
>>693386294
quick sand! As a kid I KNEW this was the worse thing ever and even though I've never met it in my life, I'm pretty sure it's how most people die
>>693394492
He is either on coke, in pain or he can't hear himself with the fucking music in the BG. He kinda looks like he having severe back pain now that I look at him. Look at how stiff his spine is.
>>693394314
holy shit is that what cocaine does to you?
>>693384444
Chicketyyyy check yall niggers been rektedd
>>693395863
> I'm pretty sure it's how most people die
>>693384038
more eugenia pls
>>693392892
it was from an old porn series called 'perverted stories'
>>693392811
Checked
>>693390351
underrated
Gtfo adam and quit posting links to your own drama, nobody over 21 cares anymore
>>693397256
But muh 6 trillion
NoooOoOo owner-chan
https://synchtu.be
/r/MemeCancerPalace
Join us and put in whatever
i'm cancer.
>>693383081
Gustavo Fring/10
>>693384444
holly shit checked and keked
>>693383081
Noma... nasty.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noma_(disease)
>>693397256
killed by a plague that was unrelated to Europeans.
It's the only reason Europeans started landing and colonizing the mainland, actually.
>>693387603
Ya failed but Czech these
>>693387131
Why am I aroused?
>>693386294
soooo, someone just watched him die and kept filiming?
>>693387603
>doubles
>>693384038
Is that the Sally sex doll thing?
bait
>>693398495
great, now im aroused.
>>693387131
>mfw actually watching that entire gif
you win
>>693399459
hola soy un taco-speaker
>>693388343
That is a penis.
>>693384038
THAT GAV ME A BONER
>>693388000
checked
>>693379732
I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY BUT I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE I KNOW ON 4CHAN HE WAS COOKING EGGS IN CLASS AND HE GOT SENT TO THE DEANS AN WAS SUSPENDED LMAO
>>693399754
Cres que soy caliente?
>>693400006
why is he not in jale
>>693400006
yeah he fucking murdered those eggs
>>693399740
when did Hank go though a Linkin Park phase??
>>693400006
alpha af
>>693400272
the pro-pain got too much to handle
>>693400006
Awe he looks so sad :(
>>693400272
>>693399740
"I must kill my dad" but i can't let anyone know i'm kira
>>693400017
Si no eres una asiática, no
>>693399597
It makes me unleash my most inner wrath when I see people complain about masturbation like this. ITS NOT A FUCKING SIN.
>>693399597
self raping kek
>>693387131
>happily eagerly sucks cock
>so happy that when he cums it smears all over its face and it still goes right back to sucking
I HAVE TO GO FUCKING TRY THIS
>>693400006
>I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE I KNOW ON 4CHAN
gtfo underage ban
>>693401170
>>693400981
YOU LIEK THE BAIT (i got that off a gay white dick thread)>>693399597
Bout time chan makes me laugh again this shots better than the shitty ylyls lately
>>693384969
you never knew /b/
>>693400140
Is jale where yo pappa is nigger?
