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Hi,
look at my blistered wiener
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poison ivy?
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Bwahahahahahaha

WTF OP? Looks like you melted gummi bears and put them on your bits.
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>>693377451
.......how
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>>693377451
If dubs you poke that blister with a toothpick
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>>693377451
fuuuuuuuuu
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Genital wart treatment

Here's my scrotum
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>>693377451
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>>693377451
>look at my blistered wiener
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My wiener hurts so much I had to cancel all my plans this week
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>>693377451
pop that shit. Amuse us, OP
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>>693377676
what did they do? mine didn't look nearly as bad.
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>>693377451
Pop one
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>>693377451
Where you circumcised late? Why's your dick two different skin colours?
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>>693377998
http://www.warts.org/cantharidin-wart-removal.html
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Was anyone here this morning when the dude actually had a fucked up dick
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>>693378125
Idk/Idc man. That's the least of my wiener problems
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If dubs, Pop the Blister juice into a shot glass
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>>693378470
no, post it if you saved.
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>>693378633
Do it, OP. Called his dubs.
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>>693378633
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
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>>693377451
Well, I can't feel my penis or feel when I ejaculate, so I guess you should consider yourself pretty lucky.
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>>693378633

do it OP

be legendary OP
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>>693378169
damn, i might need to look into that. mine came back and i've had them for years now. fortunately ex-gf never seemed to care but i gotta get rid of these fuckers.
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>>693378688
I didn't sorry but it was a dude with a botched circumcision and he could stick a fucking pencil through his dick
He took a great pic of it with a timestamp sorry for being a faggot :(
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>>693379034
Ok shut up faggots this is fake
Just shitpost or go find a trap thread to jerk off to
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>>693378633
>dis gun be guud
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Op here.

I'm not going to pop my wiener.

Sorry for being a faggot.

It's my wiener man.
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>>693379253
NO

IT IS NOW OURS
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>>693379253
But Dubs Op

I bet I can call it again!
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>>693379253
Are those blisters?
How is that a wart??

OP you have explaining to do
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>>693379253
Did you get the warts from your dad's asshole?
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>>693379398
>Off by one
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I'll pop my wiener tomorrow night if my dermatologist says it won't scar it
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>>693379755
Do it tonight fag
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>>693377647
Rolling
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>>693378470
oh man holey yea i was here bro
gofundme 2cz94p
please help fund the surgery to fix this mans penis
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>>693379755
Pop the fuckers. Worst thing is it will probably sting like hell.

>not doctor /b/tard.
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>>693379755
What time tomorrow night?
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>>693379755
Oh no fucking way jfc there's no break with this fucking site
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>>693379755
Med fag here
By the looks of it, your penis looks healthy.
Popping is normal but it would leave a burn for a little while
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>>693379755
Dude, it doesn't scar. Just pop it on video.
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>>693380536
>looks healthy
>has warts and blisters all over it
you're a shit doctor
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>>693379755
I had blisters identical to those on my shoulders. Probably twice the size and twice as frequent. No outstanding marks. I'm no dermatologist but I've had burns that look identical and that popped.
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Wtf is that?
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>>693380572
hey bro its all cool to be an asshole on 4chan, but we're talking about this mans penis. it definitely could scar, or lead to an infection. OP what you need to do is amputate, and get a prosthetic
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>>693380536
Rolling for dr's orders
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>>693380673
Blisters are a defence mechanism. It's not the result of a disease but rather your body fighting off damage.
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>>693380847
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The theme of this thread is wear a condom
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>>693381182
You have a sad little sick dick don't you op :^/
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>>693380862
which means it's not currently healthy, because it's damaged.
>not the result of a disease
no, but the fucking warts are.
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>>693379755
If that is what genital warts look like, I am going to masturbate for the rest of my life.
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>>693377451
looks great man, nothing wrong at all
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>>693381344
It complicates things
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>>693381523
it's what genital warts look like when treated with this shit from spanish fly that causes the skin to blister so the wart comes off without a scar
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Oh golly

Man

It's getting worse
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>>693382363
Dubs and you try to get erect while rubbing the blisters.
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>>693382363
omg op damn
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>>693380231
Couldn't find that one but found this
>help him get on his feet
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>>693382363
yu gon' die boy dat shit kreyzey as fuk
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>>693382758
Clicked the link on the page, had his legs amputated.
Family taking the piss? WTF?
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>>693382758
>>693382995

i dont get it. can you buy new legs?
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>>693383293

ask oscar pistorius
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One method that works to get rid of these is mix salt and cayenne in vinegar, then dip a toothbrush in it and scrub your dick. Yes it pops them and it stings a bit but it works.
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>>693383293
Back on HIS feet though. Seems unkind...no?
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>>693377451
>>693377676
>>693379755
>>693381182
>>693382363
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>>693377451
Just take the gummy bears off.
Problem solved.
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my god
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>>693382363
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>>693383441
For faster results use habenaro instead of cayenne. Also add some peroxide. I use steel wool instead of a toothbrush.
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>>693380862
>doctor
>can't spell defense
pick one friend
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>>693383868
I typically use gasoline and a blow torch, and then take off the crusty bits with a wire brush. Never fails.
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>>693384109
>Doesn't realize that non-americans spell words differently
Nice try, friend.
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>>693384109
>amerifat has never heard of british english
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>>693383868
Has anyone fell for one of these in /b/ in the last 6 years?
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>>693384132
But this removes the penis.
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If double 3, OP pop the blisters. Come on, be a legend not a faggot.
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>>693385042
>This kills the penis
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why do i watch b...
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OP, doctor here and i'm sorry but your penis and scrotum will require removal. You can probably get them to sculpt a vagina for you instead, depending on your insurance.
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Any real doctor? wtf is that :0
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>>693385397
It's ok, now OP can fuck even more boys than when he was just a faggot who wouldn't deliver.
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So what exactly is going on? Is it medication fighting a virus or just not a clean dick and he fucked someone that had some sort of crazy alien dick disease and then poured boiled water on it?

Or is it all of the above?
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>>693377451
Looks almost like the skin was affected by mustard gas.
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>>693378169
"Cantharidin ... should never be applied on ... the genital area."
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>>693377451
why do you have gummy bears on your dick OP?
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>>693380186
Rollin rollin rollin
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>>693378633
Op please this
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Nigger what the actual fuck holy shit PLEASE POP ONE
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POP INTO SHOTGLASS
DO IT YOU FUCKING FOOL
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>>693378633
DO IT
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>>693377451
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>>693378633
the dub demands
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>>693382363
how the fuck does a dick even recover after something as disgusting and vile as what i'm currently seeing?

OP you are literally subhuman and should just fucking kill yourself so that there's a lesser likelihood of someone contracting your fucking disease.
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>>693378633

DO. It.
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>>693377617
Lost
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>>693377451
>look at my blistered weiner
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>>693377451

That looks more like mustard or comparable vessicant.
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>>693382363
How long untreated????

Surely that did not happen overnight
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>>693377647
Rolling
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>>693387209
I love that image
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>>693385042
Yes, and the warts.
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>>693379755
Your dicks already fucked up. What's one scar gonna do. Stop beating around the bush.
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>>693389462
It's yours. Keep it.
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If a chick has HPV, don't fuck her. No girl is worth an STD.
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>>693391631
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>>693392369

Evidently OP fucking wasn't lucky :(
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>>693379755
Only thing I can see in this monstrosity
It demands to be popped
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>>693379755
Its not like any girls ever gonna get close enough to that thing.....
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>>693393072

POP IT
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>>693377451
If dubs you poke that blister with a toothpick
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>>693394075
You're wrong, that's how we got here.
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Pop the fuckers
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>>693394075
Implying it was consensual.....
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>>693377451
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Just do it you goddamned flaming pile of STD-ridden shit.
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>>693377647
Rick rollin
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>>693380992
so that's a thing
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>>693394954
If I get singles, OP has to pop those blisters with a needle.
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>>693377451
Be sure to save the blister juice in a seal-able container
In Hong Kong, Penile Blister Juice sells for an insane amount of money
Look it up online, $1,500 per liquid millimeter
The Chinese think it helps to lengthen and thicken a mans penis when added to powdered tiger fangs and applied as a paste on the penis
You could make some serious cash
Just be sure to film the popping, collection and sealing of the container, they prefer you use a glass tube for collection, Walmart has them in the hobby section
Good Luck

保存自己,都杀了他们
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>>693395400
Holy fucking shit, damn.
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>>693395400
Noooooo
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>>693395400
REROLLING FOR THEM POPS
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>>693395655
Goddammit
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>>693395655
Lol. It just wasn't meant to happen
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>>693395400
Bwahaha! Hirarirous!
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