idk man, i live in argentina, there's no army here but if your life is in shambles, why not?

>>693371822
op are you still here?

thats actually a world without religion

>>693371822
You should travel somewhere and take a few days off to clear your head.Better that then right after you get your shit they send you to fight asad in some shit hole

>>693371551
You will be a slave to the goverment... Join the navy though. Don't gotta look the muslims in the eye when you kill 'em

>>693371551
Same boat, exept instead of army i was think a drone pilot for air force

Imagine a world without America..
>No fat people
>no bombings
>no ignorance
>no third, 4th, 5th gender bullshit
>no cucks
>no school shootings
>no kim kardashian
>no AIDS
>no cancer
>no homosex

>>693371551
army fag here, it's not a bad thing but if you do, remember the military is a business and they don't have you in mind. some people come out winners and it makes their careers but some people come out unable to function. don't do anything unless you are 100% sure. its a good thing but recruiters are paid to lie

File: 1357423543945.png (74 KB, 1162x850) Image search: [Google]

74 KB, 1162x850

>>693371551
A world without muslims is a world without Algebra and Hospitals/modern surery procedure, as well as optic studies, FYI

I would trade each of those for a tower

>>693372930
Yeah, but what would your faggot country have to complain about then? Look in the mirror asshole

File: 1355857117748.png (354 KB, 966x821) Image search: [Google]

354 KB, 966x821

I would rather not be a soldier that continues to actively make the world a more dangerous place.... lets not kid ourselfs. Iraq, Libya, and Afghanistan are more dangerous since they started fucking the whole thing up


Our government has been actively pushing for WWIII for quite some time. fuck that noise.

Do what you want, not your parents.

They didn't have the life you have, they don't know the struggle, brah. Baby boomers are not allowed to have an opinion on anything, considering their generation is killing the next 3.

File: 1340581106183.png (255 KB, 200x245) Image search: [Google]

255 KB, 200x245

>>693373213
>but what would your faggot country have to complain about then?
>thinks this is a case for America's existence

Don't do it. I joined the national guard mostly to help in case of national or state emergency and to serve my country. Little did I know my unit (which had not been deployed since WW2) would be deployed to attack a country (Iraq) on a false premise (weapons of mass destruction). I now have several physical and psychological problems from that war that will be with me until my last day.

>imagine a world without muslims

I have been to Russia, that place is the fucking worst.... oddly enough. Been to Pakistan and China as well. Would easily go there over Russia any day

Join the marines op don't be an army faggot

>>693373402
Wish i hadnt read your useless drabble. My brain is now full of fuck, and everyone's IQ dropped. Thanks for that, you dumb cuck.

>>693373213
my country doesn't complain about america. you're quite irrelevant here.
Also, you're stupid neckbeard, man. I'm just responding to OP. He's complaining, so I'm complaining too.

>>693373680
>daddys in the army

>>693373402
don't forget Egypt and syria. removing elected or dictatorial leaders from power to install our own version of femocracy has always failed and will always cause instability.

>>693373680
>thinks Libya and Iraq are safer post invasion
>expects everyone to believe he is over 18

>>693373826
I found the faggot

>>693373826
pussy alert

>>693374024
>>693374199
found the samefag

>>693374247
Lol ok bro nice try tho even if that's true ur still gay lmao checkmate

sorry guys, went to go eat but now im back

>>693374452
Marines

>>693371551
1. Fuck the Military

>>693374247
im not the same faggot as the other one, im a totally different kind of fag, a newfag

>>693373949
IT's never about democracy, it's about getting control of the oil drills. Which has been very successful.

There's a reason we only want to give democracy to countries who have the largest oil reserves.

Although geopolitical maneuvering is also an aspect, we can;t let Russia go uncucked for even a second, you know?

Just do it, don't be a pussy.

File: C__Data_Users_DefApps_Windows Phone_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved Images_Distant+oh+yeah+_942d147564ea02c00a3c646ae0c2b2e4.jpg (7 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]

7 KB, 200x200

>>693372930
Have you seen Europe and Africa?

>>693374521
Nah if anything I'd want to be apart of the 75th regiment as an Army Ranger. Land survival is more appealing to me than marine stuff.

>>693374894
>implying the US controls BP or OPEC

k

>>693375165
Lol ranger... Ok but yeah marines have that too, but suit yourself being an army ranger lol

>>693373196
Lol, this idiot doesn't realize that each of those things were developed independently in different cultures and that middle eastern contributions to each were minuscule

File: gr8.gif (856 KB, 320x240) Image search: [Google]

856 KB, 320x240

>>693375349
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halliburton

>>693373402
I'm a veteran. I did a deployment in Iraq back when that place was an actual war zone. And you are right, anon, but its not the people in the service that are to blame. You can't blame the instrument for existing, or doing what the instrument was designed to do.

Blame the person who makes and uses the instrument. That's the people you vote for and the corporations that they take orders from.

>>693371551
You sign over your life when you sign up. Remember how they tested chemical and biological on soldiers before? Refuse anything after you become a corporate soldier, and they will jail your stupid ass.

>>693376136
chemical and bioligical what?
(not op)

>>693375676
Whats so cool about Marines? Aren't they just jarheads

>>693376269
weapons.

even tested effects of radiation.

And gave reality-shatteringly huge doses of LSD as part of the mind-control race with Russia.

(yeah, seriously. look it up, there are videos of experiments on you tube. giving insane doses of LSD to US soldiers and made them go completely crazy.)

>>693376353
not that guy, but marines are usually the most trusted to be "first in, last out" as they say.

Also the history is the main part, ww2 made Marines very prestigious.

>>693376656
Yeah, but how long ago?

>>693376353
It's got the hardest boot out of all the branches you'll be considered an elite warrior after boot, more repec, plus a marine is cooler than a solider, and they're the few and the proud

>>693372896
The only reason I chose Army is because the airforce recruiting center didn't answer when I called them.

>>693376939
Vietnam-era

>>693371551
>slave to the government

Lol.

Your dad is an idiot. Military service builds character and delivers worthwhile benefits for honorable service. Learn to be a man, because he hasn't taught you.

>Army vet

>>693376951
this. if i had a time machine i would have joined the marines instead of the coast guard. people constantly thank me "for me service" and it's embarrassing because i don't do anything. it's a shameful existence!

>>693376998
you probably dialed the wrong number, you mouth breathing mutant.

>>693376269
Agents

>>693375845
it's so weird that every time I read about Halliburton it seems even shadier.

>>693377285
Don't be ashamed, most marines don't end up doing shit either.

File: 2015-06-14 17.17.42.jpg (3 MB, 2121x3771) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 2121x3771

>>693377285
Actually the coast guard boot is considered harder than army boot js so don't feel too bad

>>693373196
>tells about Greek/Roman inventions
>USED not INVENTED in Arabic world
>Arabic slave trade got them slaves from the mediteranary region, who brought the knowledge with them

Top kek, Islam surely is good at "producing" slaves and stealing their inventions

File: 12669545_1077538392297546_6035208997966692759_n.jpg (7 KB, 260x225) Image search: [Google]

7 KB, 260x225

>>693377427
Not weird at all, but tthe CEO profitting more than 100 million dollars from the Iraq war is just the tip of the iceberg.

Go read about Dick Cheny's connections.

Actually just read about PNAC and everything 2001-forward will be put in a whole new light.

PNAC: Project for a New American Century.

tl;dr: "We need to own the world and shit because glory to the eternal American Empire. Let's have a new pearl harbor to garner support to get control of the Middle east, because fuck man the Oil is running out.

(google: "Peak Oil"

File: 1446438249091.jpg (102 KB, 500x395) Image search: [Google]

102 KB, 500x395

>>693377330
Fuck you I dialed it correctly.

>>693378079
is this sarcasm?

>>693371551
>implying you will be alive after army

>>693375090
yes, europe is like ten times better, and africa is on par with usa.

File: atf.jpg (91 KB, 1440x1080) Image search: [Google]

91 KB, 1440x1080

>>693378351
this. it's always the fucking jews.

File: c1e72135-a17c-4970-aef4-c8046caba93a.jpg (64 KB, 512x511) Image search: [Google]

64 KB, 512x511

>>693378589
>africa is on par with usa

>>693378416
You are literally fucking retarded to belive that the Arabic world invented this stuff.
They literally took the knowledge of Ancient Greeks on mathematical, astronomical, sanitary etc. issues and used them.

Medival Europeans being retards doesn't make Muslims inventors

You know you can get your computer degree WHILE you're in, right?

>>693371551
I love reading these posts. All you fucking retards imagine the army is going to fix your fucked up lives. You're only trading your problems for an alternative world of shit. You're not going to find happiness in the army.

>>693379147
"Embrace the suck"

File: oh.png (289 KB, 690x392) Image search: [Google]

289 KB, 690x392

>>693379014
i don't like your tone.

>>693378728
I mean I can understand the reasoning, though.

"Put our own first, before others, right? If a few million have to die to preserve the future of America, and save Billions, it's worth it."

At least that's how they think.

I don't know if I agree because I'm just an outsider that doesn't have all of the information.

Might makes right, and the victor writes history, the only things i know for sure.

>>693378804
>small government
>anti gun control
>pickups
>niggers
sounds like somalia to me.

>>693376031
^this

File: 1459306924322.jpg (53 KB, 878x814) Image search: [Google]

53 KB, 878x814

>>693379409
>USA

>small government

>anti gun control

None of those things are true.

File: terroristhat.jpg (20 KB, 234x349) Image search: [Google]

20 KB, 234x349

>>693379372
i don't care if it's reasonable! i'm not a hebrew. i'm not invited. i'm not welcome.

File: murica.jpg (472 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

472 KB, 1920x1080

>>693379823
>texas
>texas
>texas

Murica!

File: innocentfreedomfighter.jpg (215 KB, 1024x765) Image search: [Google]

215 KB, 1024x765

>>693379900
Yes, if you play ball. Remember this?

>>693380086
>move to africa and build roads for niggers.

the price of admission is not worth the show.

>>693380035
If you are comparing Texas with Somalia I'm not wasting my time replying to you again.

I have more important things to do, like watching the new Berserk and drinking beer.

>>693379823
so you're saying usa is not yet like somalia, just is aspiring to be like it?

>>693380312
He wasn't building roads, lol. That's just american media spin at work. he was garnering money to fight the Soviets in Afghanistan.

Most of the funding and arms came from the good ol USA though.

>>693380315
i'm not comparing texas to somalia. there's more than one person here you new fuck.

>>693380545
Then why did you say "texas"

>>693380452
It's aspiring to be the sole global superpower, I don't think Somalia has any international influence the last time i checked.

If everyone with the names Muhammad, Muhammed, Mohammed, and Mohammad died right now, Canada and India would fall

>>693380545
Texas is a state not "America''

Just like Egypt is not "Earth"

>>693380542
>spend nigger road money on afghan insurgency

i'm not going to pay for ZOG's many wars goy. stop trying to manipulate me. actually, i spent 12' in afghanistan and there hasn't been a single hebrew to congratulate me or give me a hug. where is the appreciation?! i've done my part for ZOG. i'm done!

>>693372930
America might be filled with arrogant cuck faggots but without us you're all poor niggers and you'd end up becoming what America is today with all the resources and shit

>>693380545
>more than one person

nice try Hacker known as 4Chan, nearly got me

>>693380906
I'm with you dude, I get it.

Just saying it's not just "de ebil jews"

It's more complicated than that.

the cold war never ended.

>>693380715
because Texas represents all that America is and should be. Texas is Murica.

>>693380867
America is an idea. Texas is America.

>>693373402
Ohh look, a butthurt sandnigger. Spew your propaganda elsewhere you fucking dune-coon.

>>693373799
I bet you country is Finland or another shitty eastern european shithole.

>>693380715
>It's aspiring to be the sole global superpower, I don't think Somalia has any international influence the last time i checked.
so by being like somalia usa hopes to become a super power? sounds more like it will fail and be just like somalia.

File: barf.jpg (78 KB, 666x960) Image search: [Google]

78 KB, 666x960

>>693381150
trees forest, forest trees. jews jews jews. hand waving "it's complicated" isn't useful. of course it's complicated, everything is.

>>693373799
people on 4Chan who call other people stupid neckbeards are 99,9% also stupid neckbeards

>>693371551
If your life is in shambles I mean, you serve your country and, you get a military ID(I think) that gets you discounts at certain places. You also get to kill sand niggers and towel-heads.

>>693381310
We have hundreds of bases in hundreds of countries around the world.

We cuck the EU and China, and Russia.

I'm against ZionistAmerica and all but you can't deny there are some smart people making decisions at the top.

9/11 alone was handled so perfectly you are still labeled a crazy by society if you say it was planned

>>693371551
Go Navy or airforce. Too much bullshit in the army.

>>693378589
africs is on par with usa.

>being this fucking stupid.

>>693371551
>>693371551 If you are smart enough to get a comp sci degree you are smart enough to get a medical degree.. >Acquire debt for BS/BA > Get into medical school >Talk to recruiter >Get stipend and free medical school >Go to medical school >Graduate go to military as an officer >Get military pension and medical school paid for.

>>693381554
source?

>>693381628
yet within your own borders, you're exactly like somalia. you're even antisemitic and believe in retarded conspiracy theories, just like somalian muslims.

>>693382194
somalia, is that you?

>>693381692
see >>693379409

File: 6vScT.jpg (137 KB, 717x880) Image search: [Google]

137 KB, 717x880

>>693381895
>asking for source

File: brittany.jpg (30 KB, 627x462) Image search: [Google]

30 KB, 627x462

>>693382741
reddit confirmed!

>>693382194
What "retarded conspiracy theories" Are you talking about anon?

>>693382316
No it's Israel

>>693376269
>being this naive about America
America is just as bad as the nazi's in many ways

>>693383105
>>693381628
>zionist
>9/11

>>693381642
How much bullshit?

>>693383105
>reptilians control the jews
>water filters will keep you lucid
>the moon is hollow
>hitler fled to Antarctica and currently resides in an underground base
>chemtrails are the reason you're addicted to internet pornography
>almonds are healthier activated

>>693383304
Are you saying Zionism doesn't exist?

Are you saying 9/11 wasn't pearl harbor 3.0?

Even Vietnam was started by a false flag now accepted as fact by everyone now, Gulf of Tonkin.

>>693383448
None of those things are true

>>693383416
how much?! road guard, CQ, early morning PE every day, gotta stay until 5pm to "earn your paycheck", field exercises that involve erecting tents, weekly or daily inventories of things that are never or rarely used......the list is a goddamn book. if you have time it will be wasted. it you have energy it will be extinguished. if you have a soul it will be crushed. no fun allowed!

File: heebseverywhere.png (1 MB, 1712x1338) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 1712x1338

>>693383723
alternatively, every single concept listed there is true, schlomo.

>>693383640
>Are you saying Zionism doesn't exist?
hurrdurr
>Are you saying 9/11 wasn't pearl harbor 3.0?
what was 2.0? also: jet fuel totally can bend steel beams

>Gulf of Tonkin
>that means everything is a false flag attack
>kid shoots up school = false flag
>guy gets shot hunting = false flag
>local shop ran out of diet coke = false flag
>virus on computer = false flag

>>693384382
Go to bed, Jessica.

>>693384382
>hurrdurr

Exactly the response I expected, IE: none at all.

2.0 was Gulf of Tonkin.

The rest of your post is immature bullshit.

The government would never lie to the public about reasons for invading another country, right?

If you want to join the military with all the benefits, but a lower risk of injury (be it mental or physical), go Air Force. They even have the easiest boot camp by comparison.

File: jewmad.jpg (48 KB, 458x390) Image search: [Google]

48 KB, 458x390

>>693384382
kys

>>693379409
You are quite dense.

Answer this genius. Why are MILLIONS of Africans desperate to come to the USA while VERY few Americans want to live in Africa..... ?

>>693371551

I just enlisted in the Army, /b/ro. You should totally do it, my friend. Tons of great jobs that relate to computer science here.

File: homelessvietnamvet.jpg (118 KB, 640x637) Image search: [Google]

118 KB, 640x637

>>693371551

a Vietnam vet talked me out of joining when I was 17 (partly) with these words:

"You don't use the best steel to make nails."

I went on to record some records that are still in print today, years after switching from music to the movie indu stry. local 44 property, not an actor.

>>693385080
>i'm too good to join the army

cool story faggot. thanks for your service.

>>693383640
>Are you saying
Are you saying you're a massive faggot?
Are you saying you literally can't stop sucking nigger dicks?
Are you saying you should kill yourself?

You know what? I totally agree.

If you want to do it then no one will stop you. Only thing i can recommend is if they offer you a sign on bonus make sure you read carefully before signing. I have had three friends join that were promised bonuses but didn't get them because they signed a contract that didn't offer one

>>693385080
>"You don't use the best steel to make nails."

>Implying the 17 years old who join the Navy to become nuclear engineers are stupid

>>693385388
>nigger dicks

and that's where i stopped reading, pervert. i came here to talk about the final solution, not cyber with you.

>>693371551

My buddy was in the military (Canadian), served in Afghanistan and ended up a PTSD heroin addict.

Then again, he was recently discharged with a 90% pension and a bunch of money. Now thinking of doing a joint JD/MBA, which the military would pay for. So, yeah. Choose your own adventure.

>>693371551
My friend went that route. Do it op. Time flies

>>693385388
woah man you don't have to be so triggered

then again i don't expect everyone to be capable of rational discussion

Go talk about sucking nigger dicks somewhere else if you like, just not into that

File: notapleb.jpg (46 KB, 620x413) Image search: [Google]

46 KB, 620x413

>>693385437
>my friends can't read good
ah heeee yuck. do you reckon, or do you reckon?

>>693383640
>Are you saying 9/11 wasn't pearl harbor 3.0?

Do people still believe 9/11 wasn't real? I mean, this has been hashed out for a decade and a half. None of the conspiracy theories ever made any goddamn sense.

File: Truly+our+greatest+ally.png (13 KB, 536x498) Image search: [Google]

13 KB, 536x498

>>693385388

>>693379014
Not gonna fall for this bait

>>693385005
Have you gone to BCT?

>>693385267
and the band I quit did a couple of USO tours of Iraq. still playing the songs I helped write.

how exactly did you protect my fredoms?

>>693385841
everyone in the army goes to basic.

>>693384773
>Are you saying Zionism doesn't exist?
what do you expect when everything you say is an obvious strawman nigger? you expect me to take that shit serious?

you know perfectly well what i meant when i pointed out zionists as a conspiracy theory. if you don't, then you are more retarded than anyone else in history of everything.

"Are you saying Zionism doesn't exist?" is like saying "Are you saying WTC never existed?" when i'm pointing out that 9/11 conspiracies are retarded. why would i ever consider that worthy of any proper response?

make sure the jews don't steal your shoe, muslimfag.

>>693371551
Don't do it, you will just end up protecting Big Pharma's opium fields or end up slaughtering innocent people in the name of "freedom" aka liberating countries for oil and drugs.

>>693371551
Go air force. Much easier, if you're just looking for school. I can't speak for the army jobs, but if you're looking for something white collar, AF is for you.

File: image.jpg (474 KB, 1500x1797) Image search: [Google]

474 KB, 1500x1797

I'm coming for your ass mudslimes

>>693385950
Yes but im asking if you've gone yet?

>>693385882
the band you're not in made some mouth noises to entertain some soldiers that one time? who gives a fuck?

by waking up in the morning, you fucking coward.

>>693385749
Yes, it was real, faggot. No, it wasn't done by reptillian jews.

But it was funded by US allies and known about by every 3 letter agency, and used as a pretext to invade Iraq.

>>693385992
>if you're not jew you must be a muslim

How's the weather in Isreal Mr goldberg?

>>693383640
>pearl harbor 3.0?
wait... are you claiming pearl harbor was a false flag attack?!? you are retarded beyond comprehension. retardation of supernatural dimensions.

>>693386065
I'll talk to an air force recruiter as well. I like their jobs.

File: 1440496178712.gif (456 KB, 160x159) Image search: [Google]

456 KB, 160x159

>>693373680
Nice rebuttal. How do these troops contribute to our civilized society again? Because last I checked, they do get hand outs for simply sitting around a base overseas playing World of Warcraft and League of Legends and working out.

>We are protecting 'Murica
>Let's insert ourselves into foreign nations and get trolled by strongarm thugs who feed us incorrect information about "terrorists"
>We is heroes nao

Honestly, we haven't been attacked since Pearl Harbor, everything else is just our military being manipulated by bureaucrats in Washington. The fact that you reacted the way you did and that you can't see that kind of proves that poster's point about how it's the plebeians who join.

And don't talk about bravery, more minorities have died in Chicago due to gun violence then our US soldiers in Iraq. So apparently it's better to fuck around in Mosul and Fallujah than it is to live in certain parts of our own country.

>>693384972
because both africans and americans are retarded. africans for thinking usa is better, and americans for thinking usa is better.

>>693371551
> 2016
> denying the inside job

>>693372274
Actually religions have been behind some of the greatest achievements in humanity, especially architecture.
>Implying a world would be better without religion.
No, humans crave conflict and will create it regardless of religion or lack thereof. It's not Islam, Christianity, or any other flavor of faith that's at fault. Humans will manipulate whatever they can for whatever purpose they see fit. Every religion basher pisses and moans about how bad religion is and how much better life would be if there was no religion without acknowledging all the good that has come from it. If you hate religion so much, go live in some shithole communist state like N. Korea you pos slacktivist.

>>693386085
yea, don't worry about basic. there's nothing you need to know or worry about. the dick kicks begin when you get to your unit. or if you go to drum or polk or bliss. really, it's all downhill from basic.

>>693386213
Not a false flag, but the US knew about it weeks before.

US intelligence had cracked Jap encryption and knew an attack was coming in the area.

However, the american public was weary of war after ww1, and didn't want to get involved in a European war again.

So we moved our aircraft carriers out of the Harbor, and let it happen.

Everything I'm saying is complete fact you can confirm by a simple google search, and that's what really triggers you.

File: jalopanoh.jpg (108 KB, 500x282) Image search: [Google]

108 KB, 500x282

>>693386202
>it wasn't done by reptillian jews.

this is how i know you're a filthy kike.

>>693371551
we wouldnt have an alphabet or a number system

File: u wot m8.jpg (125 KB, 300x319) Image search: [Google]

125 KB, 300x319

>>693385523
>didn't come to /b/ to talk with perverts
>implying you don't suck dicks on a regular basis

>>693386335
>more minorities have died in Chicongo due to gun violence then our US soldiers in Iraq.

gun's don't kill niggers, niggers kill niggers.

>>693385667
Two signed in a hurry for same reason as OP. The other was just an idiot that didn't listen to advice and read lol

>>693386785
gross, are you hitting on me?

>>693385636
>rational discussion
>zionists are controlling the world and everything is a false flag attack
pick one

>>693386852
>you seem like a nice guy, where do i sign?

>>693386969
you keep saying "zionist", but i know you mean reptilians.

>>693386906
you're such a faggot. kys. it's like talking to a really faggy toddler with an inferiority complex.

>>693386785
I don't want to suck your dick, man. Go make a post on cragslist. I don't judge, but stop pushing your homosexuality on people.

I know you just can't fathom making a post that doesn't contain the phrase "sucking dicks", but you will learn to move past your mental disease.

>>693386969
>responding with counter-arguments or sources to prove me wrong

>strawmen and putting words in my mouth

pick one

>>693379147
underrated post. How old is OP? If 19, that's one thing. If 23, or 28, he is a damn fool to think he can join the army and fix his life in some way.

Unlike the stupid movies, your quality of upward mobility in life comes entirely from within, whether in the army or not. I joined the army at 18 because I had no job and my asshole parents would not pay for my college or even let me live at their home while I worked. So I had nothing else.

I fucking hated the army, but that is because I had dimwitted assholes ordering me around and taking pleasure in doing so . . . fuck them, even now. That said, I never got in trouble, got my work done, and saved my money. Today I've got 2 degrees and work as an engineer. So I acknowledge that it gave me some benefits. Even if mainly to motivate me to NOT stay at the bottom of life.

Guys like OP who are essentially drifting through life are not going to become squared away winners by the end of basic training. They will just be a lout, whiner, and drain on every unit they serve, until they leave the army to go back to being losers in civilian life.

>>693387160
nigga you smell like french fries.

File: image.png (86 KB, 289x465) Image search: [Google]

86 KB, 289x465

>>693376852
Rangers>Marines

Those sayings are all shit. If you want to be a gunshooting bad ass skull fucker, try Ranger. All of this branch rivalry is retarded. Marines and Soldiers are made by their units. POGs (or pogues) are always shit, combat arms are usually retarded but can get down, and elite is always elite.

File: derp.jpg (80 KB, 492x559) Image search: [Google]

80 KB, 492x559

>>693386524
>Everything I'm saying is complete fact
>because i made a google search
>because everything on the internet is true

>>693373651
Better an army fag than a retard

>>693387286
they don't get it. they won't ever get it.

>>693371551

No more Jews.
No more Jews.
No more Jews.

>>693388073
throw the jew down the well

so my people can be free

so my people can be free!

>>693387858
>the fbi website is lies

>cie website is lies

>DOJ website is lies

where do you get your trusted sources, friend? is there anything at all true on the internet?

File: 64284964[1].jpg (372 KB, 1274x830) Image search: [Google]

372 KB, 1274x830

>>693387222
>I don't want to suck your dick, man. Go make a post on cragslist. I don't judge, but stop pushing your homosexuality on people.
>I know you just can't fathom making a post that doesn't contain the phrase "sucking dicks", but you will learn to move past your mental disease.

>>693388276
which of them are claiming zionists rules the planet and that everything is a false flag attack?

File: bitch.gif (98 KB, 600x338) Image search: [Google]

98 KB, 600x338

>>693388294
stop role playing me! i will report you to the faggot police.

>>693371551
Well if you'd stop fucking raping the middle-eastern countries for oil you wouldn't have 9/11.

The problem was started by America. They went overseas to target less powerful countries and used Islam as a means to justify their 'but they be terrorists' bullshit propaganda.

Stay the fuck out of Arab nations. Terrorists are the scum of the earth but a lot of these groups just want America to stay the fuck out of their countries. Sure their religion sucks but you can;t stop the ragheads forming new Islamic groups once America gets out of the countries they're invading.

America funded ISIS from the start in Iraq, now they've gotten powerful because the CIA keeps funding the wrong groups

China is laughing at America's demise because the Chinks do business better than the yanks and now how to take advantage of poorer nations. AMerica's gung ho attitude has led to more deaths of innocent civilians than any 9/11 bullshit

tl;dr America is funding terrorism, ddelib erately or not, all for their own corporate gains and brainwashing its citizens

>>693388431
it's an onion and i can't find the url right meow. post your skype or kikebook and we can continue this irl, tomorrow, or whenever you feel you're ready to come outside.

>>693388294
It's ironic you used a Idocracy image.

that movie, and the image you posted, is making fun of people like you, you know?

"fag talk" being "smart talk"

Oh, right, you probably don't understand me, I'll need to speak in your native tongue.

Here we go: nigga u dumb

>>693388431
There's that strawman again. I never claimed anything of the sort.

File: abdool.png (762 KB, 758x566) Image search: [Google]

762 KB, 758x566

>>693388489
i thought you were dead abdool! how....

>>693387286
I am actually 19. Shit just hit the fan when my car broke down and I don't have the money to fix that after a series of bad spending decisions. I failed all my classes this last semester because I no longer had transportation to school. I honestly just need the financial resources to get my ass to school. I looked at the armed forces as a way to put some structure in my life and as a way to pay my way through most of school. I can also just find a normal job and work while going to school but honestly I hate being a cashier (its boring) and I don't like living at my parents house very much.

>>693371551
Don't trust recuiter's, get everything in writing.

I did 6 years in the Army. There are great times, training, school, being in the field ect. But for the most part it is the most boring job in the world.

Hurry up and wait. Go get your AA at a community college.

>>693388658
>There's that strawman again. I never claimed anything of the sort.
>>693383640
>>693381628
now, if any of these are you, then you clearly did, if none of them are you, then pay attention to what conversation you're joining before shit posting.

>>693388431
>claims Zionists have a bit of international influence in specific instances

>claims 2 things were false flags

>LOL U SAID JEWS RUN THE WORLD AND EVERYTING IS FALSE FLAG LOL U SO DUMB


You're literally dumb as fuck

If you really want to milk the army, go guard and go to a state college. Then go to ROTC and try to get the scholarship. If you're lucky you could get college paid for entirely and be making 0-1 pay. When you graduate college you can decide to stay guard, basically a part time job, or transfer to the regular army.

>>693386187
>join military or be coeward

goddit fagit

My dad was injured in the airforce and the VA was total shit to him and still is so idk man, just don't get shot I guess.

>>693388982
>its boring

the wars are over, kid. if you think being a cashier for a few hours a day is boring you're going to lose your mind doing whatever gay admin job you choose in the army. also, the army doesn't want you going to school while you're in the army. there's lots and lots of obstacles and bullshit that will stop you from going to a local cc or taking online classes. no real university accepts army online courses either; they don't transfer.

>>693389052
Those were me, yes. I noted the history of the US using false pretenses to garner support for wars.

That does not mean I think "LITERALLY EVERYTHING INCLUDING GETTING A HANGNAIL IS A FALSE FLAG"

i said also said Zionists have a hand in world geopolitical affairs, which you would not deny, right?

I said US allies funded and supoprted the 9/11 attacks. You won't deny that, right?

Or will you say Saudi Arabia is a fine country and trusted friend of the USA and would never do anything wrong?

File: jessica.jpg (26 KB, 417x500) Image search: [Google]

26 KB, 417x500

>>693389332
>oh no, not me, i'm fancy special steel. i could never be a nail daddy! please save me from the evil army.

>>693388773
aint for radical islam but some of the radical groups, despite their bullshit laws, make a point about murrica invading them

bin laden made the point years ago about the murrifats invading at a time when he was largely an unknown, at least to your average joe.

america purely had economic gain in mind when invading iraq - oil fields, and afghanistan - mining and oil in general

fuck america. if another 9/11 happens they so fn deserve it

>>693389543
pretty sure hang nails are false flags. i got one yesterday.

>>693389794
fuck off abdool, i prefer you better dead. enjoy your 72 goats and shh. just shh.

>>693389543
>Saudi Arabia

we don't talk about that

DELTE THIS

>>693389529
Are you a veteran?

>>693390171
are you a detective?!

File: 1461189742546.png (244 KB, 512x512) Image search: [Google]

244 KB, 512x512

Don't be somebody's bitch. You'll regret it.

>>693390439
>Don't be some hook nosed kike's goy. You'll regret it.

eh, a goy does what a goy can.

I just joined the Army last week and ship off 8/8 for OSUT at Benning. AMA.

>>693391204
DO YOU LIKE GAY SHIT

PREPARE FOR LOTS OF GAY SHIT MAGGOT

>>693391382
I do not like gay shit, thank you. I will not prepare for it. Next!

>>693391549
DROP AND GIVE ME 20 STROKES MAGGOT

Seriously just prepare to get that kind shit yelled at you i was not prepared it caught me off guard

I just stood there like an idiot like (uh what the fuck are you trying to tell me to do)

>>693391937
they're not allowed to scream at soldiers in basic now. they haven't been for years. how old are you, grandpa?

>>693392067
Yes they are they're just not allowed to touch you or hit you anymore.

File: 1467720516051.jpg (31 KB, 460x453) Image search: [Google]

31 KB, 460x453

>>693389543
>I said US allies funded and supoprted the 9/11 attacks. You won't deny that, right?

>>693390245
No but if you're not a veteran then you're previous posts lose credibility

>>693392067
What do you mean by ''In basic''??
english is not my mother language

>>693392240
there's no screaming allowed. this is not up for debate. it's considered hazing or "verbal intimidation". they can't do it.

>>693392299
9gag watermark
die

>>693392306
i'm not saying anything you can't google. this is all shit you should know anyway. stop making me hold your hand.

>>693389543
do you honestly believe hangnails are not false flag oppreations meant to take away our daughters and civil lebrtas?

illerminati confirmed

>>693392067
Army dsg don't scream anymore? lol what's next they give you a teddy bear and pacifier?

I'm 22 though marines not army

I dream of a world without Americans.. jks I love you guys

>>693392334
in basic training. what devil dog would refer to as boot.

>>693383386
>It's time /b/ restarts its operation to feed Alyssa Claire to the snake. Who's in?

>>693392299
Saudi Arabia friend did you not read the rest

>>693392627
Thank you

former military fag here.
If you tend to fuck stuff up a lot, then yeah.. go Army. Must of those dudes are pretty fucking stupid. They tell you what to do and when to do it for everything.
If you are non retarded, go Air Force or Navy. In that order.
Air Force, once you are out of tech school and basic is more or less like a normal job.
Choose a vocation with a long tech school. Dont go for something like mechanic or bomb tech. It will be hard to get a job when you get out otherwise.
Overall, it was not a bad life, but the pay is shit.

>>693392555
correct. it's all downhill from here.

File: 1463663311207.png (158 KB, 1440x552) Image search: [Google]

158 KB, 1440x552

>>693392601

File: 1466098851489.jpg (78 KB, 480x446) Image search: [Google]

78 KB, 480x446

>>693372274
then people will just use something else as an excuse

File: the hound.gif (994 KB, 500x250) Image search: [Google]

994 KB, 500x250

Fuck the military.

File: sizequeenchart.jpg (67 KB, 1000x1000) Image search: [Google]

67 KB, 1000x1000

>>693392919
>bomb tech
how dare you shit on EOD! you must be a fucking "engineer" of some sort. disgusting. bip isn't a end all/be all procedure you mongoloid!

File: 1467720516051.jpg (42 KB, 460x453) Image search: [Google]

42 KB, 460x453

>>693392472
also has 4chan file name, newfag. is this better? can i has cool kid nao?

>>693371551
Avoid compsci. You will have a really hard time finding a job, specially in 2-4 years. They hand out CS degrees like candy, and if that is the only thing on your resume, dont expect to get a job ever.

Either go business IT, or engineering CE

>>693373402
Seriously.....the military is redneck welfare and for their fat ass wives too

>>693393411
>fat wife detected

>>693373603
No sympathy........volunteer army. You fucked up. Now I have to pay for your disability for life. Thanks a lot asshole

>>693393348
What? I thought computer science is supposed to be a really in demand career field.

>>693393411
lol.. that is kinda true. It was amazing how many of the wives where fat.
Mine wasnt too bad though ;)
The good thing was that we had a young airmen chick in our shop and her and I used to fuck at least once a week when we had to go to work early for our PMIs since no one else was around at 4:30am.

>>693393293
kek