>>693344033
Dont fap to much next time OP

>>693344033
some drunk kid hit me with his car and i lost two fingers

>>693344033
Looks like a nasty burn?
Did something similar - Protip: Don't hold the wrong end of a flare and light it ^^

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Had an accident with a tennis ball launcher, haven't been the same since

>>693344033
at least your slap is going to be AWWWWWWWWWWWsome

My gf cut my dick off and fed it to me while her black bull fucked her deeper than I ever could.

>>693344033
worst thats happened to me is i stuck my arm through a window when i was a child. it was like 18 years ago, so the scar isnt very visible anymore. i'm told it hurt like a bitch but i cant remember anything before i turned 8

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Happened about 5 or 6 years ago while I was trying to show off to some girls

>>693344562
kek

>>693344774
what happened, comeon man details

>>693344387
Yup. Fell into a fire this weekend. It's excruciating.

>>693344774

Would you post a recent photo? I'd like to see how it healed since then.

What the fuck were you even doing?

>>693344033
thats fucked up, what did you do? high five a frying pan?

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Smashed my finger. Prolly not the worst though.

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I... I still can't get over the emotional trauma...

I broke my nose three times.

>>693345231
oh my god

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>>693344033

>>693344033
wanna high five?

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>>693345231

fuck dude that's nasty

>>693345231
no way he's still alive

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>>693345231
For fuck sake how is shit like this even allowed to be photographed.

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Was wearing my dad's shoes in the greenhouse when I was about 15, tripped and fell through the side, got 30 stitches, it still aches sometimes, I'm 21 now

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>>693344033
What the fuck did you do??? High five Lucifer?

>>693345654
in what way is it important to the story that you were wearing your dads shoes?

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>>693344422
kek

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>>693345231
I CAN'T EVEN

>>693344568
Are you for sure?

>>693345823
Because that's how I tripped

>@
>8 8
God is not real and also if you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep immunity
does not work.

>>693345231
this is the worst thing I have ever seen on this site

>>693345890
oh because they were too big? \

>>693345976
Yeah, sorry I didn't make that clear

>>693344943
Got painkillers?

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Shattered my cornera or something along those lines. Half blind, so thats fun.

Got a prosthetic eye that a wear sometimes to feel less bad in public, so that's also cool.

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>>693345767
Nah he just played a long game of Mario Party 1

>>693346022
its cool bro im pretty dense sometimes

>>693344943
how did that happen?

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>>693344033
wtf man, hot oil?

my worst injury were when i was a kid i had a problem in the ear, and had to put cotton inside the ears, so one day some cotton pieces were still in and at night when i was sleeping i woke up with with a terrible pain inside my ears and my head, so i called my mom and told her what was happening but we didnt know the pain was provocated by the cotton so i were all the night with that pain and without sleep. The next day we went to the hospital and they took the cotton with tweezers, i remember my ears started bleed a bit. That was with 8 years and now im 19. Until now i hadnt such severe pain. I hope you get well soon /b/ro

You could clean it better with a shop airhose.

Don't have a pic but two years and two days ago I crashed on a motorcycle

>>693346081
cornea

>>693345092
are you the pinky trip guy?

>>693345823
He is clumsy because they aren't his shoes? Have you ever worn someone else's shoes? The established impression doesn't fit your foot.

>>693345638
Best kek ive had
That fucking face is going to my folder

Don't know if I have any pictures, I'll try to find them, but fell out of a vehicle going 50 mph and slid across my back on gravel. Broke my left arm and had ridiculous amounts of skin missing from my back and arms

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This shit happened to my back last year. I got chickenbroth all over my back...

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Cut my finger with a box cutter

>>693346081
You need an eye patch. You'd literally be the coolest motherfucker around.

>>693344033
Your hand looks like cheap pizza

>>693346114
You ain't shitting us. That shit was stupid.

>>693346283
my feet are bigger than everyone i know that i am also comfortable wearing their shoes. so no, not since i was a child

>>693346405
i would have licked that all day everyday if i had that. did it heal right?

>>693344774
That's kinda fucked up that your brain is hanging out your arm, but a few band aids and that'd be fine

>>693346405
jesus fucking christ this is why you wash

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April 9

>>693345304
underrated

>>693346444
hahahahaha!

>>693346625
those are weird hairs

>>693346081
Get an eyepatch. Seriously, eyepatches are cool.

>>693344033
Masturbating at mach speed, i see.

My most painful scars are internal

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Greenhouse guy here again, I also snapped a shaving razor in half last year because I'm a fucking idiot, and this hurt worse

>>693346625
ORIF surgery?

>>693344033
You should have used ky jelly instead of ajax when you watch gay porn

>>693346405
that doesn't look good. Did you keep the wound open all the time?

>>693346784
did you have an appendectomy?

i had an inguinal hernia repaired, which wasn't so bad.
catching flu during recovery was though.
coughs and sneezes ruptured the stitches eight times total

>>693346405
how the hell did let that get necrotic

>>693346616
It was cauterized

>>693346666
jim?

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>>693346625
Xray

>>693345638
God damn that's a good face

>>693346867
the only thing im getting when i google ajax is programming stuff

>>693346334
shit, broken fibula and dislocated ankle? did it fuck up your gait at all?

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>>693346081
I'm sorry that happened to you, anon.

On the bright side, You can get /fit/ and become Big Boss with a realistic fucked up eye beneath the patch.

>>693344033
Cool stuff bro and I snapped a toe off before

You can see demons on it

>>693346961
oh so thats not horrible necrosis?
did you take a giant chunk out with the boxcutter?

wtf blyat

>>693346973
Bones?

>>693347105
Yes sir. Gait? Are you the ORIF anon?

>>693346836
Greenhouse guy? Is that a pseudonym, are you supposed to be somebody or something?

Left humerus was nearly severed after suffering a seizure behind my desk

wat to fack

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>>693346616
It was cauterized>>693346580

>>693346405
Kek you aren't supposed to use your finger as a bowl.

>>693347366
he posted earlier in the thread that he tripped through a greenhouse wall

>>693346905
sounds like he's trying to make this a feels thread

>>693347431
great success!

>>693347105
I'm still in cast. Happened 3 weeks ago. ORIF surgery next week.

I don't have a pic, but around when I was in first grade the school playground had these splintery as hell flower patches, so the rims looked like a Brit's mouth. They told us to stay away from them, but since I'm a dumbfuck, I didn't listen.
I tripped and fell while on top of one, put my left hand out to take the fall and got a nice stake for my efforts. It went through lengthwise, from under the pinkie to between the pointer finger and thumb. It was about a centimeter thick, four or five inches long, and an inch wide. Could kill a vampire with that fucker.
It almost completely severed the tendons in my hand, and I still have a weak grip.
I'm not entirely sure what happened afterwards other than me passing out, and I'm willing to bet the school nurse put an ice pack on it.

Oh and one time I fell into a river through a very steep hill of blackberry bushes.

>>693346666
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

HEIL SATAN

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>>693347095

Its an abrasive cleaner for your sink, toilet, etc

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>be me at work
>be cleaning up dishes after function
>rectangular plate falls and breaks into 2 lengthy triangles
>shit, better dispose safely so it doesn't cut through the bin bags
>flatten cardboard box to wrap shards
>think be "extra safe" and break long shards into short shards so can wrap easier and safer
>bring broken plate piece to edge of counter with cardboard wrapped all way round
>lift up and thrust down to break neatly lengthwise
>motherfucker instead breaks PERPENDICULAR to planned break zone, creating extra-lengthy triangle edge
>still in swift slamming motion, said triangle stabs my wrist
>enters wrist
>feel dull pain across forearm
>blood fucking everywhere
>grab wrist with other hand and squeeze for dear life in case I've cut an artery
>begin 11 hours of Australian medical system to get it checked, xrayed and eventually microstitched

I severed my PM tendon but thankfully that's the vestigial one from our tree-dwelling days that does nothing. Was 1mm away from stabbing my ulnar nerve and having a claw-hand for the rest of my life. Everything covered by workcover insurance, back at work next day.

4/10 would not recommend.

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Finally this thread lol. Aside from broken limbs, heres my fingers i fucked up lol. After 2 weeks of healing i had to rip off the scab to take out pieces of ceramic (i broke a plate)

>>693346114
Fucking kek

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>>693346252
Thanks, i didnt realise

>>693347111
Thats gonna be my life plan anon thanks
I need to find a good doggo though


Pic related is my eye, I've been wearing it more recently. I need to get them made until im 35 apparently.

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Fucked my finger up in the gym got sandwiched between 2 weights had to get the bone trimmed

>>693347319
no i'm someone else. and your gait is the way your legs move when you walk. so i guess in laymen's terms, do you walk all fucked up now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gait_(human)

>>693347074
JESUSFUCK THERES A SKELETON INSIDE YOU

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Scar from a bad accident. Looks really gnarly in person.

>>693347685
did you get money from the school for your disability?

>>693345231
I just threw up my balls.

I don't have pics so it might aswell have never happened, but the time out from the injury playing MW2 I will not soon forget nor can ever be disputed; but I snapped my shin when I was like 14 doing parkour

>>693347788
Gotcha. Still in cast. ORIF next week. Ortho said I should fully recover. I'm still "young."

>>693345908
Woah the edge

>>693347855
are you a fat girl?

>>693347307
>be me 13
>filename

fucking underage B&

>>693344033
pretty intense fapping routine you've got here

>>693347671
gotcha. good luck with the surgery and all. what'd you do to break it?

>>693347776
this is why you don't work out

>>693347947
I don't know.
Probably not.
Unless that's a mandatory thing for schools, no.
I live in an incredibly redneck area.

>>693344033
Well, I fucked your mother and made you for a start.

>>693348302
i think your parents would need to sue the school

>>693348180
Nope, regular sized. Are you a fat neckbeard?

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giving birth tore out my vergina

i got 10 stitches on my dick a few years ago. no joke. only took me 2 weeks before i could jerk off again

>>693348427
im not even that dude but comeon, youre not regular sized

>>693348244
Thanks. Jumped off a bobtail truck. Done it a thousand times. This time was special

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>>693347689
OH SHIT

No pic, but about a year ago i hit my thumbnail with an axe

not very strong but i had just sharpened the thing so it cut halfway through my thumb

Not painfull but graphic.

>>693348200
nice work sherlock

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>>693348200
That's how old I was when it happened dumb ass, it happened 5 or 6 years ago. I had to screenshot the pic of the stitches because I didn't have it saved on my phone. This is it now

>>693347855
>>693348180
>>693348427
Obesewomanconfirmed.exe

>>693348403
Maybe they did, I don't know.
I was in first fucking grade when it happened.
Hell, I can barely remember when my house burned down when I was nine, maybe I just have shit memory.

>>693348494
I absolutely am you shit dick. My legs have always been kind of thick/muscular and I got picked on for them my whole life so kindly go fuck yourself.

>>693347703
Don't mean to be "that guy," but I think you mean your PL tendon - palmaris longus. Some percent of the population doesn't even have that tendon and muscle; if doctors need to perform a tendon graft, that's usually the one they take and use. But anyway, you're lucky you didn't cut any of your essential tendons or nerves

>>693348786
was it stolen?

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>>693348285
It doesnt look too bad now NHS did an awesome job on it its kind of sensitive but you can't really tell unless i point it out

Cut down my top of my finger and opened my chin 7x

>>693347074
How long were you down for? Did you get plate screws removed? Pain after surgery?

>>693348427
>Nope, regular sized.

Your knees have double chins. There's nothing regular about that.

>>693348643

killyourself.gif

>>693348786
really weird to get a proper photo of these kind of things

>>693348787
right im not trying to blame you or anything, just saying thats how it would have needed to happen, not an automatic process.
>>693348820
alright so a couple of things, THATS NOT MUSCLE and theres no way even you believe that. some women do have larger legs than upper bodies, that is true, but it still doesnt fall under "regular" size. especially if youve been getting picked on. people dont pick on people for no reason

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>>693348948
Yeah, i'm not a nigger.

>>693344033
I'm not self absorbed enough to take photographs of my injuries.

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>>693347105
>Broken bone
>Asks if gait is fucked up

Nigga, of course it is. It's broken.

>>693344033
>Had boiled eggs in hot water in a caserole.
>Tried to pour water out of caserole into the sink
>Poured towards myself
>Spilt boiling water on my dick

It luckily didn't get on my balls. Had it not been for my foreskin, my dickhead would have suffered a 2nd degree burn.

Only scar I have is a dark spot on my foreskin which looks alot like a birthmark.

>>693345304
topkek

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>>693349115

Sadly lost the picture but I fell of my bike last year and being the massive spaz I apparently am didn't even get my hands out meaning I completely chinned the fucking pavement, Thought I was fine until I sat up and noticed the blood pouring out of my face on to the rest of me.

Had cut all the way to the bone, only needed 9 stitched though thankfully.

PROTIP; if they ask if you mind the trainee nurse doing a stitch tell them to fuck right off, bitch missed the numbed area and having a needle shoved through your face is not fun.

Ruined my favourite pair of jeans too, 4/10 would rather not do again.

>>693348445
that hurts my eyes..

>>693347776
jesus

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>>693344033
Checkd
Shattered tibula knee straight forward foot 90degrees left
Broke L1 & L3 vertebrae
Crushed 5 bones in foot dislocated two others walked on it for 6 months
Reconstruction surgery 6pins
> picture related

>>693346955
It's not necrotic. I went to the E.R. and the doctor cauterized it for some reason.

>working on high power fan in my garage
>think I fixed it
>go across to a battery unit to give it power
>It's jammed and whining
>Go back with a piece of short rebar to leverage it to start pwoperly
>It starts, i slip, hand goes into it
>Middle, little and the finger in between all amputated at the second knuckle more or less
>can see bones barely hanging on
>call 111

Remember OSH kids.

anneurism

that shit hurts more than breaking a bone.

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>>693349094
>summerfag
Does anyone even reverse search anymore

>>693349109
I don't know what to tell you dude. You basement dwellers can think what you want. I'm not taking more pics and I don't need to prove shit to you.

>>693349226
kek

>>693349298
all at once? motorcycle accident?

>>693349298
You walked on it before you realized you fucking destroyed it?

>>693349062
lmao true

>>693349162
i meant afterwards, dipshit. i asked that before anon said he was still in a cast

>>693349412
youre right, and thats a healthy mindset

>>693344422
Tried to commit suicide with a shotgun in the mouth but it was loaded with beanbags

>>693349248
six weeks ago some numb cunt opened a car door as a i was cycling. no damage to my bike or his car, but somehow i got a fractured sternum.

>>693349248
...travis? is that you?

>>693347855
Lol why the fuck are your knees so fat fucking exercise

I once drank boiling hot chocolate.
As in, I didn't spit it out because I'm a fucktard and in my moment of panic I thought that not making a mess was more important than getting the boiling liquid out. While it wasn't actively bubbling, I had forgotten that I'd had it on for a while so it was boiling for a bit, and I waited around two minutes to drink it.
As it turns out, feeling in your throat stops at around the middle of your sternum.

>>693349365
>cauterized it for some reason.

Cauterization is a pretty serious means of dealing with it. It's one step before amputation.

>>693348953
i actually think its fairly obvious that it's fucked up

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>>693346666
Oh lord... what have you done?

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>>693346666
CHECKED

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Not really an injury, just got a surgery.

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>>693349665

>>693349769
Oooh i bet that hurt like a bitch

>>693344422
>Whoyoucallingpinhead.jpg

>>693345654
Have you considered trapping it up with that bod

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prolly acl surgery

>>693349911
Do you shower regularly?

>>693349514
Tibia was a motocross injury somehow didn't fall
Going up a jump rut knocked foot off peg into ground, drove to the ambulance
>>693349516
I knew the foot was fucked up, doctors said it was ok, x rays bine scans mri found nothing. Two months later somehow a military doctor found it.
He said it was too late to heal attempted physical therapy for 4 months shit still didn't heal surgery
Photo is from surgery
X ray looks like a wolverine foot

I was going to get a boil drained at the hospital and caught staph infection so a large amount of tissue was removed from my armpit the hole was about the size of a baseball. Had it dressed and redressed for a few weeks until it finally closed up hurt like a bitch

Literally the worst thing that has happened to me is that i ran into streetlight when i was ten or so. Doctor said i had a small fracture in my kneecap, but it was best to let it be. Told me if i was retarded enough to do it again, might lose my kneecap.

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was in college, taking a computer apart to make a sculpture. was pushing that plastic disk off of dvd drives so i could use the hole, decided to use as much force as possible with my thumb. got the plastic off, but the metal rim jabbed into my thumb and it was bleeding and flapping about. only 6 stitches.

>>693349839
There are a million ways a kid could end up like this and yet I can't imagine any.

I feel sorry for him though. Look at his face, he looks so defeated. Actually he should be happy, a little more to the left and it would've pierced the big artery.

>>693349403
where'd you have the aneurysm? brain? aorta? somewhere else?

>>693349411
hopefully you realize that has nothing to do with my comment

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>>693349248
Cancel that, found the photo on my phone

>>693349747

Afraid not mate, good to know someone is unlucky as me though!

>>693350039
Are you a fucking superhuman? How the fuck did you not realize it was seriously fucked up?

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>>693350146
here's the art i made with it

>>693349067
You're still fat, even if I kill myself you still won't exercise

>>693346359
How the fuck? Chicken broth?

>>693350180
for real and he would have bled out fucking quick with that bamboo holding it open

>>693349672
HAHAHAH

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>>693350180
Life is so fragile.

>>693344033
i bet that feels amazing , Blisters feel so weird once the skin comes off and run your finger tip over it.

>>693349939
It did.
Not nearly as much as I've been told boiling water hurts though.
It was around as painful as a moderate kick to the balls.

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>>693349412
Your gender is meaningless to the discussion and having a shit childhood is practically the norm.

If you want sympathy tits and timestamp or gtfo to tumblr where they eat that shit up because there is literally nothing going on in their lives.

If you're here without tits and timestamp you're just another fag. Suck it up, fatty. If nothing else, you've had practice.

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>>693347111

Retard, Bigboss's eye is MISSING, it's venom who has the fucked up eye.

>>693350279
Worth it.
I haven't had any noteworthy injuries. Sorry /B/.

>>693350394
well to be fair man the balls are the most sensitive part of the body, ive been knocked unconcious before getting hit in the nuts

I buckled my arsehole with a Boxing Day poo poo

>>693347825
That almost made me choke, fuck.

>>693350267
Underageb&

>>693350526
thanks /b/ro

>>693345231
Is he kill?

>>693350465
>implying their something going on in our lives

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oc. ring caught on a shelf i jumped off of.

>>693350616
Was 19 in that photo, just got a baby face I guess

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>>693347855
Now "this" I can work with

>>693344033
power wank!

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>>693350465

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Dunno if you can see it, fell off bike around 16 and handle bar twisted and cut just next to my testicles. >getting the stitches fucking hurt

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>>693347855
>>693350843
Also, checked
Also togtfo
Obligatory

>>693350791
How bad did it hurt?1-10
That's my fear, bro. Every day at work I'm stupid careful about my hand placement.

After partying a dog ran into me 7 weeks ago.

Fell over my bike and landed on the road curd with my upper lag and hip. Thighbone broken three times and due to the movement of my body it severed the muscle, thankfully both arteries and skin were still intact otherwise I would have probably bled out.

I can currently walk with only 1 cane and hope to be able to walk again without it in the next month.

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>>693351252
no more rings man. and it was painful but not horrid. maybe a 4.

>>693350267
shit dude, has it healed up nicely?

>>693349911
I'm assuming thats nail fungus, (cause im in a late cure stage of mine but that's what it looked like before i started caring about it) so, just gonna ask, WHY IN THE HELL would you get that surgery? I had terbinafin pills for 6 months while putting apple cider vinegar on my nails, slaughtered the fungus, and now that my doc wont let me have the pills im gonna have a mix of 1% terbinafin créme and 40% urea créme b4 i go to sleep and coconut oil or vicks during the day on the nails and toe area, and its gonna get that shit right out of my toes.

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>>693344033
>Happened today
>clearly at least a few weeks old
>kill yourself fag

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>>693351252
heres the ring. lucky it didnt deglove

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>>693344033
Had a systemic infection from hitting someone and sustaining a tiny cut on my knuckle.
This pic is post operation. They had to make an incision to clean the infection out. Had to leave it open like this till it healed naturally

>>693346359
I am also interested.

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>>693350492

Since 10 years I have two herniated vertebral discs in my NECK! Pain every fucking day since then.

>>693351489
holy crap, i wear 5 rings on a daily basis. i always take them off before i get close to any sort of machinery but damn, a shelf?

>>693351483
when the cure story hits too hard

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>>693351492
Here is pre operation. If you look closely,you can see the red streaks from the blood infection running down my arm.

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>>693346405
by cut do you mean ruthlessly stab? and by box cutter do you mean super-heated re-bar?

>>693351474
Well there's kind of a dent in my chin now where I hit the floor, you can't really notice the scar now if I have a bit of stubble though - which is pretty often as the dent makes shaving a bitch.

My chin was swollen as shit for about a week after though, made the stitches super easy to take out though.

Not an injury per-se but I had a kidney stone a few years back, too big to pass, had to have doctor go up the 'ol piss hole and blast it.
when I woke up and the drugs wore off it hurt like Hell, took too long to get perscription at pharmacy (Tylonal 3's) almost threw-up/passed out but managed not too, popped 3 of those fuckers right away.

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>>693349767
>Lol
>lol
Go back to 9gag you 20 year old pleb.
Fucking cancer everywhere.

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I was working on my guitar's wiring when my father called me and I put down the soldering iron on my fucking arm because I got distracted.

It wasn't too bad at first but it became red and the skin peeled off after a day or two. I just put some lime juice and a bandaid on it and took it like a champ if I may say so myself. It healed pretty well, you can still notice it though.

I wanted to get my arms tattooed anyways.

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>>693347307
you are clearly still 13.

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Pilonidal cyst surgery from falling on my ass at work a few years ago.

>>693351974
well that's good, i thought it would leave a pretty nasty scar.

>>693351492
But we should see the other guy, right?

>>693351991
So the doctor gave you a blow job claiming that it would remove your kidney stones?

I died once, but I'm okay now.

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>>693351492
This is what it looks like now. It's been exactly a year today

>>693351489
Degloving is so horrid. Ugh.

Godspeed, brother.

>>693345231
Jesus Christ anon how are you still breathing?

>>693347074
is that a taylor slip?
I had the same thing just recovering now

>>693344033

I got my head cutoff about 3 years ago, i cant take a pic since i cant see anything anymore. It's been hard but through motivation I think I can get through.

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>>693350465
Fuck off you piece of shit. Other people mentioned my sex and my weight because /b/ can't see a normal sized human female without calling them names. No one mentioned my injury.

So why don't you slide your neck on thru a noose and swing your body around like a pendulum until you die. The world will be better for it.

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>>693347855
You should post more
Some of us want to see

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Don't have a pic because it was before cell phones had cameras but I got a bunch of boxes fall on my hand at work. It ripped out 3 finger nails. They were still hanging on their by the cuticles but that's it. Ring finger was crushed like a pancake and was green.

I called my mom to come to the hospital as I was 15 at the time and didn't want to sit in the waiting room for 5 hours alone.

When I took the gauze off to show her what it looked like she fainted and the doctors tended to her first because it was considered more life threatening. So after waiting 5 hours.to be seen in absolute pain I had to wait another 20 mins while they made sure she was ok.

Oh, and then about 10 mins later she almost fainted again when the cauterized my one finger nail that was still attached to ease the pressure of it being swole ass fuck. It made a terrible smell and blood spewed all over like a mini fountain. I yelled at ger to get out and wait outside.
>My mom's face when

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>>693349672
holy dog shit I kekd so hard ahahahaa

>>693351818
I would have cut it open myself and soaked it in vodka.

What the hell made you wait so long?

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I have osteogenesis imperfecta, the long bones in my shins have a curvature to them. I broke my tibia and fibula on this leg when I was 8. It never got straighter.

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broke both my arms at different times, right then left and had multiple operations

pic is of my worst scar on my left

>>693352323
I mean, I didn't fuck him up that bad. Just gave him a black eye and a fat lip. That's how I got the cut. I split his lip and cut my knuckle on his tooth. The police showed up fairly quickly,s o it didn't last long.

>>693344033
Holy shit.

>>693347307
Kek, at least bitches ask about that.

>>693346081
Eyepatch m8, make BB proud.

Had some abused neighborhood dog try and tear my goddamn arm off at the shoulder, actually weathered it pretty good

Took a fucking 35mph saturn sedan to the fucking face, tore the side view mirror off and dented the windshield pylon on the same side.

Broke my right arm in 4 places, twice.


Most painful injury I had was falling on a deep sea eagle clawed fishing lure, and having a fuck tard male nurse literally try and tear it out. Instead he snapped the fucking hook.


I also got kicked in the nutsac hard enough to black out 3 times and cause my testicle to swell in excess the size of a grape fruit.

The goriest injury I've had was around the age of 7-8 I found an abandoned cross country bicycle, and started riding it down a hill that had a mild enough incline I could gain enough speed to coast up hill, pedal a bit and zip back downhill again.


I hit a gravel patch going like 30MPH at some point, and skidded about as many fucking feet.

My pants, underwear & T-shirt sounded like Velcro when I removed it all


This all happened before I was 15

>>693352449
That's how my cyst surgery was too. They couldn't close it after they removed the abscess and hair and shit because it would get infected again, so I had to get someone to change the gauze every day for like two months!

>>693352309
Explain.