finding 4chan

>>693326108
why does the picture change, I'm scared

and being a fucking pussy when girls showed interest in me

replying to this lame-ass post.

>>693326108

Getting my girlfriend of only 5 months pregnant. She used to be kinda of a slut awhile back too...

>>693326108
Coming to 4chan

>>693326108
starting to watch porn, specially c porn at a very young age

>>693327570
same happened to me, we got an abortion though cos we aren't bible bashing cretins

>>693326108
>What is your biggest regret?
torture and dismember all those hookers back in the 90s. i mean they weren't perfect but no one deserves to die that way. i see that now.

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That you used a picture of my gf in the op. Proof:

>>693326108
allowed my bf to talk me into giving his friend a bj

Smelling my friends panties even though I have a girlfriend. Shit makes me feel so bad... but I'm a horny idiot

>>693329031
Tits or fuck off

>>693329031
but... why? lol

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>>693329031

Studying infocomm and becoming a software engineer. All this money can't buy me a time machine. I want to kill myself every day but there is literally no other skill I have.

>>693327986
Why you regret it?

>>693329031
That's pretty hot. I love slutty girls who can be talked into anything.

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>>693328427
That's actually my gf asshole. Proof:

>>693329301
I'm so ashamed I did it and my bf and I just aren't the same now. I think I just wanted to be hip and my bf said it didn't matter and he thought it was hot.

>>693330451
ur bf is a cuck

>>693326108
Buying Fallout 4 and Overwatch

>>693326108
HIROSHIMAAAA

>>693330711
all I know is he will barely touch me now and the only time we are intimate is if he is drunk. I've tried to talk to him and he won't look me in the eyes. What made things worse is his friend has been trying to get me to go out with him which I will not do, am not interested nor do I really like the guy and my bf saw his number on my phone. I ignore any contact but the guy persist.

My biggest regret is not making friends with successful oriented ppl.

You know how much pointless drama there is in my circle of friends just over the fact that they don't give a shit about their health and don't want to get their shit together in life? It makes them a bad influence.

And drama gets stirred up over when I choose doing things that are majorly important to my success and survival and life over wasting a whole day playing video games with them. I love them but you have to put survival first and they don't understand that.

I mean you only live through your teenage years once. Pick a group of friends that doesn't suck dick. Find great people and make great memories together so you don't look back on them in your 20s and cringe.

And for the love of all that is fuck stay the hell away from recreational drugs if you give any sort of a damn about leading a successful happy life.

>>693331476
You fucked up, he was testing your propensity to be unfaithful and you failed. His friend will fuck you and leave you too next.

>>693329727
i am now addicted to porn, i spent my teenage years inside fapping instead of out getting laid and i could end up in jail
depression, anxiety and all kind of stupid shit is also a result of it

>>693329432
You can use the money from that profession to fund the learning of the skill you want to have

>>693331476
This >>693331822

now you're just a slut to them

>>693331040
Are you me

Born

>>693331476
>>693331822
>>693331983
he probably thought it would be hot and he decided it wasnt... not really anyones fault.. break up and move on

>>693327629

True that

>>693326108
not killing all three of them at the same time.

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>QT3.14 rich girls really likes me
>Fuck her on and off for a year
>She wanted to get married

tfw I didn't marry and then divorce a rich girl and retire because I was too autistic to think of it at the time.

Marriage...

Getting married.

>>693326108
Ending the four years sexual relationship with my friend's mom...

>>693334783
How do you even start a relationship like that?

>>693334783
but why end it?!

>>693334299
SUCKS BRO feel bad for u as a newly married man of almost 2 years hope i don't regret it

>>693335747
You will.

Not pursuing her harder when I had a chance. Maybe we'd be together today.

>>693335175
Pure luck. Given the fact that she was a single mom, still fairly young and sexually frustrated it didn't take much for her to snap.

>>693335391
Moved out of the city to attend university.

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>Be me
>Be young
>Meet super cute girl
>Good times ensue
>She asks if I want to be her boyfriend
>Decline in fear of messing up and losing her
>She changes and all goes to hell
>No girlfriend and barely friends
>No more hanging around or fun conversations
>Both still keep contact for some reason
>Years later it turns out she's a lesbian
>She still insist that we should keep contact but it's even weirder than before
>I'm sad and confused and she's sad, if I don't talk to her

I regret for messing that up in the beginning, but on the other hand it would have ended sooner or later, so I'm not sure, what I should have done. Because of my answer she changed and is now distant and doesn't talk much but doesn't want to let go of me either. So I kind of lost my best friend and didn't get to have her as my girlfirend even for a short time. Seems like both options would have ended badly for me but I guess I chose the wrong path, because something is more than nothing.

>>693336328
feels thread is that way, bro ---->>

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>>693335747
16 years together, been married for six. Hope it works out for you man but I'm considering 357 aspirin.

I regret taking advantage of my sister when she was drunk. Now she's pregnant and I don't know if it's mine.

>>693331822
I don't want anything with my bf's friend so that is not an option. I don't think my relationship will survive this however. It wasn't "hot" for me and I wasn''t into it, just went through the motions. I do suspect my bf didn't think he would be hurt but it's obvious he is but I cannot undo this. It seems he blames me only but then again I could have said no and possibly broke up with him for even asking.

>>693337103
story time you liar

>>693337307
you say that, but you were soaking wet

>>693337675
Fuck off, mate.

>>693337307
Do what any good girl would do, say you were raped. All better.

>>693337561
She was at a party and either got super drunk or was roofied, I don't know. But some guys took her in a bedroom and used her, and her friend called me to come pick her up. When I get there the guys are gone, so me and her friend clean her up and dress her and get her in the car. I drive her home but stop before we get there, and I fucked her in the back seat. Then I tookk her home and put her in bed. That was five months ago and she's showing and I don't know what's going to happen. Her bf is taking responsibility but it migt not be his.

>>693338102
I'm not like that, he didn't force me and I accept responsibility and as I said before this is a regret of which I am ashamed. It was horribly foolish not thinking of the consequences in an effort to appear cool. I'm not like this

>>693338465
you raped her anon

>>693328226
damn, and i thought i was the only one.

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>>693331040
Hey, I like playing overwatch after I've snorted about 2g of cocaine. Otherwise, it's not that much fun...

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>>693330448
Holy shit I'm dating her too.

proof

>>693338845
Yeah, and? That part I'm OK with.

>>693331724
I have the opposite fam, how did it happen?

>>693336464
Relationships very seldom workout the first time. The best thing you can do is gain experience and make a better relationship each time. That is until you found someone worth putting up with and arent bad at being in a relationship yourself

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>>693336868
>>693336070
>>693335747

Jesus does everyone hate getting married?

Fuck me, I've been married for two years together for eight and nothing has changed.

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>>693331724
Are recreational drugs really that bad? I think it is more of a self control problem.

Source: Use recreational drugs, am moderately successful.

>>693340163
productivity and going into worse drugs is the problemo

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>>693326108

>>693339790
Just give it time. Nothing lasts forever.

Cheated on my gf. Pretty shameful

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>>693340394
I understand, it might be a maturity thing too, how old you are when you start?

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>>693340508
Haha, some people are just negative.

>>693340731
Same, and I want to stop but can't. She gives much better blowjobs than my girl.

>>693338719
>willingly putting yourself in a cuck scenario
>cool

pick one

>>693340765
Im not OP of the post you're responding too. I personally dont do drugs cause im a track runner, my brother battles with productivity at UNI when smoking the devils cabbage, and have a mate who at 18 owed drug dealers 2000$ and ws mentally fucked by heavy drugs

>>693340508
mine was great the first 4 years until she started working late and going away for conferences and I find out she and her boss were having an affair while I was at home with our child.

>>693326108
I want a nasa super pc to store and watch porn

>>693341234
what I mean is I had never done anything like this, never believed or thought I would, yet I did and it's shamefully hard to admit

>>693341137
Does she know? Mine does not.

Not fucking all the women who wanted to fuck me

>>693341280
>my brother battles with productivity at UNI when smoking the devils cabbage

Your brother is lazy. I smoke weed all day and I have a 3.5.

>>693341498
No, mine doesn't either, but she'll flip out if she finds out.

>>693341467
I've never cut off my left nut, but I now it wouldn't be cool.

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>>693326108
that i obtained the gift of life, and i'm imcapable to handle it, but on the other hand i don't give a fuck about that, so nothing changes, existence is in vain

>>693326108
Sticking with my ex instead of dumping her for more pussy.

Not learning about computers, so I could find where people like you live, and go and stab you.

>>693341628
This. Having a girlfriend, getting married to her and having her divorce me, while simultaneously giving up on myriad poon along the way.

>>693326108
Discovering 4chan

>>693341889
She felt pressured by her bf since he asked, and didn't want to come off as frigid or a bitch. She wanted to be seen as a fun party girl, game for anything. This isn't difficult to figure out.

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>>693341280
Are you 18? I can see how drugs make someone less productive. Most of the people I know who did drugs in highschool are now not as successful as those who didn't.

Owing 2k and being into drugs in highschool tells me something else is going on too. Like any sort of observant parenting.

>>693341467
It's not that shameful honestly.

>>693342276
You don't think I see that, new friend? People that do dumb shit to impress their friends/bfs/whatever are tools. It's not that difficult to figure out.

>>693341686
I agree, it is a lazyness thing.

I am a professor.

>>693342562
I'm glad we agree. I am a doctor.

getting banned from bitcoin.com for talking too much about deepweb sites when the coin was $5 and not investing in it before it rose to $1200 a coin damnit