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See this thick woman by your oven.

She offers you intense sex.

What do?
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turn 360° and walk away
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>>693319178
retard
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Offer her a slimfast
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>>693318800
Tell her to lose some weight
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>>693319256
Newfag
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>>693318800
fuck her because she is hot?
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>>693319679

Finally. Somebody with good taste.
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eat her ass
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>>693318800
That is a nice thick ass though. Would fuck
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>>693319178
You would still be facing the same way idiot
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Bend her over the counter and fuck her from behind like a raging dog until I cum and I start to cry simultaneously.
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>>693320151
>>693319256

Newfags
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>>693318800
Tell your mother to stop drinking and walking around in her underwear
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>>693320151
Here we go
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Make her some sandwiches
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>>693318800
Got any more? Fuck, she's hot.
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>>693319567
>>693320249
newfags falling for reverse bait
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>>693318800
Call the cops becaue there is some terrifying abomination in my apartment
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my dick aint big enough to make it past those cheeks
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>>693320151
>>693319377
Hope your summer break is treating you well faggots
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>>693319256
Who da retard now you newfag
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>>693320347
Newfag trying to come off like hes not a newfag detected
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>>693320347
newfag falling for newfag bait. Enjoying summer so far?
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>>693320528
I'm not even the fag who reverse baited you
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>>693320347
what the fuck is going on here?
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>>693318800
give her intense sex
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>>693320528
newfag trying to come off claiming other newfag is trying to come off like hes not a newfag detected
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>>693318800
I will say to her that OP is being a unsecure faggot again and stick my dick into that bitch's mouth, stupid ass question, give us a real challenge asswipe.
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>>693320659
this is newfag thread now
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>>693320331

Her name is Jessica Kylie, though this is the thickest I've seen her.
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>>693318800
I politely decline, but ask if I can have some of whatever she's baking.
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>>693318800
Give her intense sex.
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This thread is cancer, when someone calls someone a retard for saying 360 and walk away, just fucking ignore them, either way you cant tell of it's bait or a newfag, most of the time its fucking bait anyway so fuck off.
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It's that time
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>>693320798
>>693320952
>>693320673
>>693320659
>>693320528


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>>693318800
Pause, make it into a gif to put on /b/ and ask people what they would do if they saw this to get some ideas. Fail miserably.
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>>693320952
newfag
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>>693321018
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xddd le nice meme. Whos the newfag now?

Faggot
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shitpost on 4chan
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>>693321042

Doing better than last night. There was so much boner-denial.
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>>693318800
well i was practically drooling over here, until she made that fucking bullshit face when she waved.
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>>693318800
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That oven is shit. Coil under glass? Please. How the fuck are you gonna get rapid heat out of THAT? Shit, if you're gonna own an oven, it's either gas or induction or GTFO.
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>>693321734
i agree that stove is bullshit. ive had to use one like it before and you have to wait like 6 minutes for the stovetop to even heat up, gas all the way
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I guess I would have sex with her but I wouldn't enjoy it.
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>>693318800
Wash that ass crack and pussy with a hot soapy towel 1st.

You know she can't.
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>>693321734

Could be wors...."
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>>693318800
high impact sexual violence
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>>693318800

Fuck her in the bedroom. I don't want to have sex in the same place I eat.
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>>693318800
Club her to death why the fuck is she in my house
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>>693322855

Maybe you invited her?
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>>693320983
more/sauce
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>>693323014
Lol she's turned on by abuse, typical dumb bimbo whore
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>>693318800

Spank her butt firmly.
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>>693318800
ask why dinner isn't ready and kick her ass for her laziness
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>>693323535
You wish she wanted you
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>>693325126
what's this from?
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I'd treat her to a very fattening dinner, over the course of many nights.

Gonna make her Thicker.
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>>693320391
It's great! I finally had the time to take your mom in the pooper. Oh and your dad asked me to say hi.. At least I think he did, I couldn't really make it out..
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>>693318800
i'd quickly throw her into a tub full of water and bring shamu back to SeaWorld
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>>693318800
>woman
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>>693325604

And I spank her for being a naughty pig.
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>>693323535
that's not abuse you mindless cuck
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>>693325595
some gay radiohead video
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>>693318800
Put her in the oven and wait for her to become thin
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>>693318800

Ask her to fart on me.
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>>693328586
Here Buddy. You need this:
http://www.crisistextline.org/textline/?gclid=CI3h6pLZ380CFQcLaQod_OEIMw

Get well soon.
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>>693318800
sauce?
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Ask her why she is shitting on my floor.
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>>693318800
This is a really stupid thread, but at least you provided sauce in the filename. Good work, OP
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>>693319256
Being this new.
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Ask her how much her ass ando title implants were.
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>>693331395
Welcome to 4chan, friend. Are you enjoying your stay?
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>>693320151

Exposed.
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>>693318800
Vomit in my mouth and go jerk off.
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Make her cook vedgies, when done, put her in oven, cook her for 45 min. When crispy eat her.
Intense sex on remaining with side vegetable.
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>>693318800
I demand intense breakfast in exchange.
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>>693331955
>vedgies

Tubby Americans are so unfamiliar with "veggies" that the can't even spell the word.
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