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You must pick one to have sex with. Which one is the gayer choice?
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You must pick one to have sex with. Which one is the gayer choice?
What does your choice say about you?
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The one with a vagina because I'm not a faggot.

Enjoy being rammed you queer.
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>>693314637
I choose C
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Neither
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No one said you have to get penetrated.
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B. easily.
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>>693314637
Sexuality is determined by what arouses you. You can't see genetics. So obviously the one on our right is less gay.
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Rush B ;)
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>>693314888
Both? You sick fuck.
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>you can't say neither
Stop trying to be deep, both of those people are disgusting
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>>693314870
you're evolutionarily broken if you pick A as a male who's normally attracted to females
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>Pick B
> keep pants on
> fuck face
> cum on tits
> ???
> profit
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>>693314637
b. would worship that cock and i aint even gay.
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>>693314637
i'm not gay, so the girl with the penis
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>>693314637
Anyone who is straight would pick B
>>693315277
Explain how B is disgusting.
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>>693315171
No, they fuck each other and I walk away
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>>693315064
>>693314888
>>693315277

Confirmed for sexually insecure people.
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>>693315277
are you legitimately autistic or something? do you not understand the premise of "would you rather" questions?

saying "neither" to a question like this actually shows a total lack of any kind of social acuity
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>>693315277
Its not about being "deep" you fucking retard. Both choices are bad, that the whole fucking point of all "would you rather" questions.
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>>693314637
That's like choosing between fucking two fat chicks and saying which one is the least body shaming choice.

Both are ugly as fuck OP, but if I had a gun to my head I'd choose the right, because if I'm being forced to fuck something it better look at least 90% chick. Not 99% dude like dude on left.
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>>693314637
>Which one is the gayer choice?
A is gay, but B is even more gay bcause thats actually a man.
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>>693315328
>>Give this guy a cookie
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>>693315406
I don't think you realise what you actually chose.
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>>693315416
Jimmies being this rustled
Welcome summerfag
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>>693315751
>>693315775
Degenerates
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Just fuck B in the ass, wouldn't probably even get hard at A, Fucking disgusting.
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>>693315440
Think outside the box.
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>>693315811
Being this triggered, back to Tumblr faggot
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>>693315788
Fuck the cookie, now I just want to fuck someone in the face....

Where did I put that chloroform?
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>>693315751
>ugly as fuck
Well I guess the tits are a bit small.
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>>693315848

That was the weakest insult I heard in my entire life. Have a (you).
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>>693315848
Please stop saying summerfag fucking turd sucker.
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>>693314637

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT
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>>693315866
>Degenerates
Welcome newfag, first year?
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>>693315775
Insecure much? Becuase you picked the one that your senses would tell you is overwhelming male when you fucked it.
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I choose B

A is 99 % Man and 1 % woman

B is 99 % Woman and 1 % Man
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>>693316134
Damn xD! I'm Newfag :-D lol!
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>>693315958
>triggered
I don't think you know what that word means anon.
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>>693315066
this
obviously B
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>>693315866
why? B is the faggest option
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>>693314637
B, because you can have that dick cut off and surgically turn it into a vagina, if not, there's still another hole.
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>>693316367
explain
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>>693315328
I would suck her cock tbqh
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>>693314637
meh. If I absolutely had to, I'd fuck B (not be fucked) from behind. A. is too masculine.
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i would pay to fuck b
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>>693315932
how about you think inside the box just this once since that's the whole fucking point you fucking retard
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im so triggered rn
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Neither because i dont give a fuck about some queer from 4chan that probably made this shitty img to feel better about himself for being a faggot and im no under rules of a fucking faggot so neither motherfucker
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>>693316294
Careful. You're gonna get doxed.
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>>693315328
straightest answer gj
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>>693316213
what u mean

OP asked which is gayer choice. Im postin my opinion.
I wouldnt fuck any of those freaks
>i like women
at least the one in the left is a woman/was born a woman
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>>693316294
>newfag since 2k5
You never stop being a newfag, that's the secret to being an oldfag.

>>693315996
I think it's the penis that gives it the ugly as fuck classification, tits aren't bad
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Both. I'm curious of what it would be like. Or 3 way cuz party time
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>>693316664
No !! Reported trololol
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>>693316467
>Has a penis
>Calls him a her
Lel
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>>693314637
>fuck something thats 95% male
>fuck something thats 95% female
B is only logical choice
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>>693316736
lol
fag
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>>693314637
which one has a Y chromosome? Good luck "transitioning" that.
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>>693316778
New
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>>693314637
i aint even gay but B
if you pick A then you are clearly attracted to males and youre gay
if you pick B then you are straight because its more female than male and you dont have to get penetrated.
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>>693316134
here comes another neckbeard who takes pride in having spent a larger portion of his life on here and tries to prove it by acting edgy and weird

been here on and off for 6 years kiddo (not the guy you're responding to btw) and this place has always been full of degenerates, this is a fact
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>>693316461
This. Fucking something that looks 95% female is gay as fuck. Straightfags would happily fuck something 95% male instead.
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>>693315144
good argument but
>>693315328
is the heterosexual male here
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>>693316854
>implying y chromosomes matter to your senses
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>>693316808
what u mean nigger? B's genes are 100% male

That aint no big clit
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>>693314637
B, if it's the classic where it's Bailey V Buck angel

Why would I wanna fuck a dude in a vagina when i could fuck a cute girl in her asshole?
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>>693314637
I said neither so fuck you op
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>>693316778
Pretty sure the point of this is to imply both are mythical things. One is 100% genetically male with a pussy, and the other is 100% female with a cock.
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>>693316086
you prefer newfag?
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>>693316989
See
>>693316980
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when would this be a choice ever?
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>>693316854
they could both have a Y chromosome
B could be a guy that got tits and A could be a guy that got a vagina.

Its possible to turn your penis into a vagina
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>>693317083
i dont get it, explian pls
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>>693317114
Why would that matter?
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>>693315395
It's got a cock
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>>693317079
You're most likey a Newfag who's been here for two years and thinks you're an oldfag regardless. Just stop posting. Go outside.
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>>693317079
everyone who talks about summerfags/newfags is probably mentally ill and deserves to be treated as such, "newfag" actually meant something back in the day, it doesn't now. you don't get any cred for being an "oldfag" in 2016, moron
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>>693315277
Exactly.

Traps are for faggots.
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>>693317114
in a hypothetical scenario, perhaps? jesus dude it's not that hard
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>>693316885
>place has always been full of degenerates
You basically just repeated what I said, and 2010 is newfaggotry at it's finest. Can't have a neckbeard anymore at my company.. sf is getting more strict.
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>>693317083
well, women cromosomes are very relevant to my senses
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>>693314637
both are fucking gay and queer and either choice would make you a faggot

try again gaylord
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>>693317286
Take a look at that "woman" with the vagina. Tell me what is straight about liking that.
>Inb4 has pussy
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>>693314637
id fuck A while being rammed by B
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>>693317306
>>693317312
lol newfags
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>>693316602
You're adorable with your jimmies all rustled.

He just doesn't like manly chicks or dudes with fake tits.
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>>693317260
Imagine fucking b if you would. All you see is that feminine body, all you feel is soft skin. All you smell is the purfume, and you hear a feminie voice. To your brain literally everything about B screams female (except tbe cock obviously) thus 95% female.
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>>693317400
yes, but one makes u more faggot than the other..... and that is B, with a huge peenur
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B.

the left one is absolutely terrifying, And i've fucked a tranny before.
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>>693317382
>no they arent
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>>693314637
not gonna lie A is fucking terrifying. B anyday, id do B anyway tbf
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>>693316213
You're all over this, aren't you, samefag?

What a brave SJW you are.
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>>693314637
Both are disgusting. If you fuck either one, you should have your head examined.

Only one is gay though, the one with the penis.

This irrefutable, objective fact.

sage, and good day to you
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>>693317459
>You
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>>693316237
You faggot, a cock counts for more than 1 percent. If you pick A your a faggot too but adjust your percentages or be exposed as a gayfag. I leave the choice to you.
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>>693317373
some people are so desperate to look for "newfags" that they try to find it where it doesn't exist, there's nothing wrong with calling out degenerates even if you're fully aware most people here are degenerates, the people responding with "HAHA I FOUND A NEWFAG GUYS :D" just look autistic

nice try with the "haha only 6 years?" too, either you're lying or you actually spent like 10 years of your life here, both are equally pathetic. kys
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>>693316883
>Actually considers a being with a penis to be a her
Lmao you're killing me man
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>>693317512
> all you feel is those big pendulous balls slapping against your own

5% matters quite a bit in this case
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B
only fags will choose A
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>>693317481
probably not a big fan of reading either
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>>693314637
B
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>>693316237
No, b is a man that tries to look like a woman. Traps are for closet homos.
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>>693317260
What he is saying is genetics don't matter in determining sexuality. When it comes to sight and touch reality is in the eye of the beholder so to speak. If they saw/felt something that is an attractive female then it would arouse you (assuming you're not gay) regardless if it was a female or not. For example if you see tits, even drawn ones, online they should arouse you (assuming they look good). But in reality they are nothing but pixels. They aren't real. But your brain doesn't gaf about that.
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>>693317703
New
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>>693317546
with A you're fucking a ripped dude, the vagina doesn't really make it any better.
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>>693317745
This anon gets it
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>>693317745
More than the 95% on the left?
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>>693316467
I'd suck her cock dry
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>>693317481
>He just doesn't like manly chicks or dudes with fake tits.

confirmed autistic for not understanding the premise of the "lesser of two evils" question then.

"would you rather get stabbed in the dick or in the arm"

"xD I'd rather not get stabbed at all rofl :DDD"

your brain doesn't function and you should probably die, i gotta be honest
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>>693317272
because NEITHER OF THEM ARE ATTRACTIVE YOU FUCKING SJW
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It's not gay if the penis is feminine. Also what is the name of the tranny?
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>>693317635
Actually it is only 1%
>>693317745
You wont feel that if the trap has done >her job right and its still better than seeing that hairy manly body and hearing >him groan
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>>693317809
You're on /b/. Chill.
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>>693317767
whats wrong with someone being a faggot? Id make A wear a strap on and ram me whilst i suck on Bs cock

fight me
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>>693317437
If a person has a vagina, it's a female. If it has a penis, it's a male. Not sure what's so hard about wrapping your brain to this concept
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>>693314637
Not a fair choice. Both were born male. One just kept the dick and got tits, the other kept the body and got his dick inverted

Since either way, it's actually gay, b is the answer due to the fact that 13 shots of whiskey might make you forget while ramming that ass
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>>693314637
I take B
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>>693318013
Buck was born female though you potato
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>>693317512
LOLOLOL

u serious bro?

Id never reach that point because I AM AWARE thats a dude....
How am i going to feel sexually atracted to A MAN, if i like motherfucking WOMEN???

>and anyway, feel its soft skin
gross

>feminie voice
kek
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>>693317917
some people are so autistic holy SHIT

do you actually think the question is being asked to push some SJW agenda about traps being hot? jesus fuck man how do people end up this stupid
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>>693317994
You are a delusion faggot. Please learn Anatomy.
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b, without any doubt.
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>>693315406

Mfw if they fuck each other it's straight heterosexual sex.
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B is fucking hot, I'd pay good money to fuck B. A is gross and looks like a man.
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>>693317847
>Actually considers a being with a penis to be a female
Lmao!
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>>693317942
Kek you have been exposed. Gayfag. It's cool now we know. Welcome Gayfag.
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B easily like who would be comfortable fucking a buff dude if you're not gay
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>>693315395
the penis. i don't find men attractive so, i don't find A or B attractive.

i'm straight and i choose the vagina. just turn the lights off and pretend she looks like she did before the testosterone injections.
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>>693318013
its a mtf and a ftm trans dude..

and yes, it's still both gay (to an extent), and B is objectively the better choice for people attracted to female features
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Guy of course cause not fucking a mental patient.
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>>693317635

Okay let's say 93 % and 7 %, the genitals are not that big, but the logic is still the same.

As much as i love pussy, i find a man body and face more revolting than a penis.
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>>693317562
what u mean? i fuckin love women. the real ones
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>>693314637
What do you find more attractive apple or orange?
You can't say neither, neither is invalid, one of these draws your sexual attention.
The only reason you would say neither is to protect yourself from sexual insecurities.
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>>693318159
Im bi and im ok with it but b is still the straighter choice out of the 2
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>>693317971
didn't say there was anything wrong with being a faggot you faggot now stick some shit up your ass and stop trying to be offended faggy faggot bilbo dildo faggins
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>>693317437
It's not a woman, it's a man trying to look like a woman but got a penis
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>>693317911
Some of us don't blindly follow directions and can actually discuss a broader topic.

I'm guessing you're in high school, where that is discouraged. That's not an insult, they just force kids to think like you do.

It's okay to discuss a topic outside the constraints of an anonymous /b/tard. You'll see that in college, if you go.
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>>693317971
Hahaha what a champ
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>>693318271
That has nothing to do with your sensory perception of a trap.
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>>693318111
Fuck, learn grammar. Damn.
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If i absolutely had no choice, it would be option B. pic is right, B draws my attention, not my attraction though because i cant pound a pussy. Every heterosexual male would kiss, titfuck and mouthfuck option B, everything that has to do with his dick wouldnt be an option though. Also, why does this faggot have a boner in his photoshoot? Does this fucking idiot think the cameraman is hot? If so, fucking faggot.
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>>693314637
better scenario:

You have your dick stuck in a mountain of ice and there is a rescue crew 5 hours out that can save you and your dick. There is a news helicopter nearby filming your rescue. You do have the option of breaking off your dick and the helicopter will bring you to a hospital.

However there is a silver back gorilla charging at you that is hyped up on 5 hours worth of Viagra and will fuck you for 5 hours straight, this will cause more news helicopters to show up and your gorilla monkey fuck will be showed throughout the world. This shit will be covered more than 9/11 ever was and literally everyone will know who you are. You would be known throughout the world as that gorilla guy and no woman will ever sleep with you again.

Do you break off your dick or have 5 hours of gorilla dick in your ass for 5 hours?
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Only answer is B keep it clothed and have it suck your dick cum on fake tits and go home
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MOST of you fucking vrigins saying B is straighter. Have you ever seen a pussy? Touched one? If you have then you'd pick A because even if its 99% male they still got that sweet sweet pussy. A
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>>693318259
Fuck man I couldn't bring myself to fuck a dude with tits but I'd kill my myself before fucking that dude with a pussy. I guess either way I see them both as dudes.
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>>693314637
B for sure.
Sauce? please
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>>693318102
>How am i going to feel sexually atracted to A MAN, if i like motherfucking WOMEN???

obviously the guy you're talking to is retarded, you wouldn't enjoy fucking B.

but CLEARLY if you have any kind of standards at all, you couldn't enjoy A any more. you know you're fucking a mentally ill person, you're fucking someone who physically looks like a guy, someone who sounds like a dude, someone with the testosterone levels of a dude, etc.

obviously neither option is enjoyable, but B is better by a mile, and it's pretty autistic to deny that
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>>693314637
>A
>muscular body
>vague feminine features
>vagina

>B
>awful looking fake tits
>terrible man face
>obvious manly body
>penis

fucking easy, A. B is a fucking abomination.
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>>693318111
So guys have vaginas and gals have penises. Where have you been going to school??
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>>693318405
forgot to mention, you will not be able to have a new dick attached.
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