ITT: Describe a game the shittiest way possible and let other anons guess it
>Be a pig on duty with nigger friend
>Fucking downy autists attack the world
>Litterally cavemen with guns
These cavemen where special, they gathered all the kids in the world in order to make the kinkiest cp act of all time
>Upside down
>wat
>World is a lie
>Let cavemen rape my kid
>Flamethrower all faggots
>All seems fun untill realization that world is gone
>np still have 10000000 lolis ready to commend 2 ur desires
Like, most underrated game, good luck fags ill give a steam game of ur choise if u get this right
>Jew
>Familly dies
>Cont jewing
>In end not jew
>>693309207
>In some jungle
>Have to save dad
>Dad ends up being the character from the previous version of the game made in the 80s
><spoiler>Pitfall the Mayan Adventure</spoiler>
>>693310171
<spoiler>FUCK MY SPOILER TAGS DIDN'T WORK</spoiler>
>>693309207
>be le prisoner
>le escape
>do wateva I want cuz fuq u that's why
>>693310801
Oblivion?
>>693310801
Any elder scrolls game.
Or Saints Row 2.
>holy fashion model
>tick tock
>go kill god
>>693309251
Inversion?
For steam game :^) http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041852335/
>>693311160
Was actually describing Saints Row. But now that I think of it, yeah. That's pretty much any ES game as well.
A wise guys nephew joins the mob
you throw cubes with points and there is sometimes a thible but you don't sew anything and you go to jail even if you are white and you have to stay at a hotel even if you can't afford it
>>693311778
Monopoly on PC or console
>>693312002
yes
>Be some dude with no limbs, still has feet and hands though
>Fights enemies by throwing his hands
>Can pick up cans or whatever to gain powers
>Best friend is a frog
>>693312513
Rayman
>>693312513
Rayman?
there are cells that are born and die and form spaceships and shit
>>693309207
>wake up
>go on an adventure
>save the world
>>693312870
>>693312878
Correct.
>>693313044
Any LoZ game?
>dead
>not really dead
>die repeatedly
>bonfire.jpg
>>693313204
Correct
Sell coke kill the buyer sell again buy some from a deal kill him too then take the money and sell the coke to another dealer and kill him too
>character introduced
>stomps guy's brains out
>>693313349
Too easy
Metal Gear Solid 5
A white guy kills alot of foreigners and bugs
>>693313556
GTA V?
>>693313556
Super Mario bros?
>>693309207
Tetris
>quite few nations
>build fest everything x2
>spam shitload of everything
>gathering point in enemy base
>win
>>693313672
>>693313833
Honestly kek'd at the juxtaposition of the two games but their core values stand
>>693309207
>Be a Native American
>get abducted by aliens
>Your grandfather is killed
>learn to leave your body
>kill main alien
>set up for sequel that never happens
You lost it.
>be nobody
> meet hot queen
>her mom gets gangbanged
>mom is also into horses
>queen' sis has a pet panther
Frog in a cape
>>693314236
Aoe or any of those type of games ?
>wake up
>punch a tree
>>693309207
dave
fox hunting
full moon
>>693314454
Turok
>>693313580
Wrong
>>693314545
Old game. But no AoE.
>>693314691
Nope, newer.
>>693314454
prey ?
>>693314745
Cossacks ?
>>693314691
Prey?
>>693313349
Fallout: New Vegas?
>Be annoying teenager/twenty something
>Accident give you pew pew powers
>Go stop lady made out of sidewalk
>>693313349
dark souls?
>foreign guy in city
>jumping all the time
>extra fast jumping going up stairs
>take everything and stuff it in pockets
>cause local merchants to bankrupt
skyrim with guns without guns
>>693315099
Infamous: Second Son
>dead
>not really dead
>go after guy that killed you
>>693309207
braindamaged american protagonist
lots of robots and guns
pew pew
SIEG HEIL
>>693315002
Yes!
>>693314986
Yup
>>693315349
Wolfenstein the new order ?
>>693315391
yissss (i'm bored)
>be big nigger
> spaghetti nigger trying to steal yo white pussy
>get mad throw barrel
>old mmorpg
>grinding
>lots of events
>publisher known for crappy servers
>only way to be better than others is to spend every possible second of your life on it
>>693315381
Yes amazing game still play myself back to war and eu wars were my fav
>>693315447
yes
>>693315644
Lineage?
>Dwarf fortess
>For 12 year olds
>mad at everyone
>kill enemies
>kill big guys who live on a mountain
>revenge.jpg
>>693315309
Yup
>>693315109
Correct #gitgud
>>693313349
Skyrim with guns?
>>693309251
>>693309251
Last of Us?
>>693315596
Sanic or Zelda
>in space
>have sex with alien
easy one
>>693315840
God of War
>Oh, I'll just explore this part of the map
>Oh wait, I forgot
>Cazadors
>I'll find somewhere else to explore.
>>693316071
Fallout:New Vegas?
>Yellow Car
>tutorial was shit
>don't know what to do
>chop 10 trees. Get bored
>follow high levels
>pick onions in field
>can change sex on death
>travel to alternate dimensions
>kill dinosaurs
>fund gambling addiction
>whole thing is a dream
>2D
>put bomb here
>pick up item to make bomb stronger
>put stronger bomb here
>rematch
>>693316268
not runescape
>>693315596
Donkey Kong
>>693316403
bomberman
>>693316403
Bomberman
>>693316029
>>693315314
fallout new vegas
>>693316604
filename is correct anon
>Wife goes insane and is put in a nursing home
>you decide to hide in a tower
>fucking jerk yells you what to do
>you do it or lose the game
>Be person
>possible friend is Nigress (or three)
>fix some shit
>Oh noes that noise
>Local man chases you
>Don't hook me bro
>>693316867
Firewatch
>>693309251
BioShock?
>>693316029
mass effect
>Hats
>Hats Every Where
>>693316948
Resident Evil 5
>>693316254
crazy taxi
>>693316867
Firewatch ?
>Piece of shit
>copied tf2
>has nigger monkey in it (probably harambe)
>>693317149
yup
>>693317193
Tf2 nigga
>>693317193
Team Fortress 2
>punch trees
>dig hole underneath
>uncover hole a few minutes later
>explode and die
>>693317276
Overrated ?
> Kill soldiers on both sides of a battle
> kill general
> kill robots
> kill cyborg robot leader
> kill tribal warriors
> kill interim tribe chief
> get killed
> come back to life
> gain teammates
> choose your boss battle
> get killed for good this time
>>693317276
overwatch
>>693317276
Overwatch
>>693317204
wrong
> in beta
> your beta
> not even playable
> doesn't stop you from throwing money at it
> think your going to be a pirate/smuggling badboy
> everybody is a pirate/smuggling fuck nozzle
> littlerally no content. Just pirates dunking on pirates.
>>693317344
Overwatch
>on a tram
>get off tram
>go into big underground building
>go into room
>shit goes down
>zombies n shit
>kill shit and travel until the end of the game
>make a civilization
>die
>>693317554
Half Life 2
>>693317554
Re0
>>693315596
Domkey kong
Big monkey...
Ladders...
Princess...
Barrels...
>>693317685
very very close.
> some fat kid falls down in a pit
> gets in fights and tries to be nice
> but even after he's mostly nice he has to play the game again
>>693318143
Episode 2?
>>693318150
bully: scholarship edition or whatever its called, i forgot.
>>693318150
Undertale
>>693318267
no...
>>693310171
Silent Hill 3?
>>693318150
Secret of Mana
Say nothing all the time
>>693318324
Episode 3? :-(
Big beast...
Punch buildings...
Destroy city...
Fucking army helicopters...
>bro dies
>bro isn't dead
>go explorin
>beat up rich kid
>>693318444
Checked
Rampage?
>>693318444
King kong
>>693317276
Overwatch.
>>693318431
lmfao no. you were so close to the answer.
HINT: its not episodic
>>693318497
uncharted 4
>>693318566
Yeah...
>dropped off in shitty middle eastern country
>zombies
>fuck you imma climb
>>693309251beyond good and evil.
>1/3 black
>steal shit
>>693318648
Half Life
>>693318754
resident evil 5?
>>693309207
>becomes elf
>wakes up in tree house
>a fly starts talking to you
>now you gotta go on a whole fucking adventure in dark caves following this fly with like sling shots and eventually a sword
>hit puberty
>still following that fucking fly but low key tryna get at a princess
>>693318798
yup. gratz
>>693318444
Godzilla or Rampage series.
>>693318791
GTA V
>>693314595
Minecraft
>>693318791
GTA 5
1 of 3 characters are black and you heist
>>693318860
Zelda
>>693318876
Whoop!
>>693318779
Correct. At least that was my guess
>>693318910
very good
>>693318860
legend of zelda ocarina of time
Btw check em nerds.
>>693318860
Zelda
You are white. Your biggest enemy is white. Rest of the world is nigger.
>not very liked
>very well known
>electric avenue
>>693316948
In two days no one has been able to get this one.
>>693319152
Far Cry something or other.
>>693317564
Sim city
>>693316948
l4d2?
>>693319159
Assassins Creed?
>party happens on island
>zombies
>>693319327
nope
>mars
>hell
>>693319379
dead island
>>693319379
Dead island?
>>Honey Badger is Satan
>>Community is cancer
>>693319367
nope
Guy attack you but theyre fun-guys
At least I have this loli ass for company
>>693319428
Doom
>>693319428
Doom
>>693319379
Dead island
That's the shittiest shit explanation of a game I've ever seen
>>693319506
got it
>>693317329
minecraft?
Come home wife and baby is dead find people who did it
>just like last time but black
>Alex is a nigger
>French
>Fat
>German
>>693309207
>fix the drill!
>>693319694
Payday
>>693319694
payday 2
>swords
>magick
>betrayal
>assassin
>>693316948
Dead by daylight.
>>693319694
Payday
>>693319653
Streets of Rage 3
>>693319524
"ITT: Describe a game the shittiest way possible"
>Throw snowballs
>Do anything else and get banned.
You fight giant cats in space.
>>693319843
club penguin
>>693319909
Yeah
>like skyrim with guns but without guns
>>693319803
Finally yay!
>>693320039
Skyrim
>sign up
>load
>make a room
>place 2 things
>require payment for ingame currency to buy other shit that you dont need
>go to another room
>talk
>insult
>get banned by room owner
>get banned by staff of game
to tell you how old this game is, i havent played it in about 8-9 years.
>>693315293
far cry primal
>Play as cyborg
>I didn't ask for this
>4 people being chased
>Apparently you're all mechanics.
>Flashlight OP
>Escape.
>>693320156
Deus Ex
tame stuff
>>693320120
Fucking Habbo?
>>693319274
Not exactly.
>>693320156
Deus Ex
>>693320188
Dead Space
>>693320225
Ding ding ding!
>>693320294
yes lmfao. i'm surprised somebody got it
>>693320188
Left 4 Dead, next
>>693320120
Babbo
>>693320188
Dead by Daylight
>>693320188
Dead by Daylight?
>>693320317
nope. I just seen this game was already posted tho, so rip.
>Block stacking
>ported on everything
>catchy tune
>>693320093
spot on
>Build a base cus need to give freedum
> build light towers to fuck anyone who comes near muh buildings
>hears a demonic sound coming from the enemie base
>fuck that shit, flasks everywhere, fukin sams
>they are near muh base, o shit o shit o shit o shit
>mission failed
>a
glhf guys
>>693320457
Should have been Oblivion haha
>>693320567
spider man 2?
>>693320188
Dead by daylight, try an older game
>>693320156
Far cry
>Play as a robot
>Sheeps
>Climb a plant
>Wizards = Gems
>Bad Guy has OP as fuck dragon
>Buy low/Sell high the game
>Plague is sweeping through the country
I'd be impressed if someone got this.
>Ur a dood playing a dood disguised as another dood
>With a Walkman
>>693320567
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
?????
>>693309369
life is strange?
>>693320833
grow home
>>693309369
The Shiva?
>be norman reedus
>have a funky fetus
>>693320917
MGS V
>start game
>singleplayer or multiplayer
>multiplayer
>join a server
>lag
>get a gun
>get a car
>get shot from 2000m away
>Game is weeb as fuck
>Story book setting with sidescrolling action
>Remake came out recently
>Train crash
>annoying robot
>diamond horse?
>beat the game three times
>jiggle physics
Die repeatedly, grind to lvl. Still die. Get lucky sometimes and beat the boss. Next boss rapes your asshole. Die some more.
>>693321030
gta v
gta 4
planet side whatever
halo whatever
etc.
>>693321024
Yis
>>693318754
Dying Light
>>693321112
Odin Sphere
>>693320967
Yes!
Holy fuck you guys are quick.
How about this
>Start on a ship
>Arrive on an island inhabited by nigger tribe
>Big monsters on the island
>Search for a woman
>>693321161
nope, not close.
>HACK EVEREYTHING
>tumblr: The Game
>>693321299
watch dogs
>>693313620
Resident Evil 4?
Leon was the foreigner
>>693321252
king kong?
>>693321299
Anonymous simulator ver.m'lady.0
>>693321372
good boy
>fall from the sky
>go diving
>touch chilldren
>kill the mayor
>>693321244
Nice. And check em
>An evil wizard starts causing trouble so a kid goes on a rampage and kills everything he can find until he ends up getting something that grants wishes.
>>693321112
Dust
>>693321113
Borderlands 2
>>693321480
Link to the past
>>693314500
Dark Souls
Ninja Gaiden
Battletoads
LIFE ITSELF
>>693318656
Yep
>weeb game
>date some anime chick with huge tits
>getting a strong feeling of suicide after you're done playing the game
>Win 50%
>Lose 50%
You'll never guess
>>693321252
King kong?
>>693310801
Prison escape fun game 2 play
>>693321408
...Yes
Another one
>Play as a rabbit with a gun
>Kill shit
>Can go through pipes
>>693321660
katawa shoujo or someshit
aka crippled girl feel injection program