ITT poorly describe a video game and have people guess it
>Have like 5 people or some shit
>Get resources
>Queue up commands
>Get more people
>Build shit
>Fuck you goblin dude
>Dogs in the distance
>>693301209
>have 4 retards in your team
>casual one
>enemy has a nexus
>>693301479
LoL, easy.
>>693301209
>Face a plane you must make safe
>Always start with the corner for no good reason
>Reveal clues to avoid death, mark dangerous areas to make them safe
>When it's all done, don your sunglasses and look on in victory
>>693301209
>go on vacation
>daughter runs away
>look for bitch
>spooky
>aliens
>>693301709
Minesweeper
>>693301715
Gone home?
>>693301209
>gandhi nukes you
>Cut off their limbs
>Shoot the limbs off of enemies for extra damage
>"Listen, forget about shooting them in the body, you gotta cut off limbs."
>"Go for the limbs - dismember them. That should do the job."
>"Conserve ammo by dismembering enemy limbs"
>Apparently you should cut off the enemy's limbs
>>693301908
Any Civ game, but it's V.
>Follow a clown into a sewer
>Show soiled tissues to everyone you meet
>>693301945
Dead space
>>693301887
Nope
>go in a lobby >hacker joins >Game starts before you have a chance to leave. >gets destroyed in match. >account get fucked up.
>>693301788
Yeah
>>693302021
You got me, which is rare, grats.
>>693302053
Call of duty
>>693301209
Halo Wars?
>>693302113
Silent hill
I assumed it was obvious
>>693301209
>have a horse
>brother in prison
>slay your kind
>save humanity to save your brother
>>693302188
Nah, son.
>>693302207
NAh son
>>693301209
top-down micro management
silent blue hair
wolf girl
muscle dude
>>693302304
Darksiders 2?
>>693302207
Sorry, I'm a newfag and assumed your reply was to my post, not my answer.
>Car
>Soccer
>>693302438
Newfag
>>693302439
Rocket league
>>693302416
winrar
>>693302498
I deserved this.
>>693301209
Warcraft 3?
>GIVE US THE GIRL.
>WIPE AWAY THE DEBT
>Resident Evil
>The shitty one
creepy-ass dungeon crawler, possibly an allegory of the game developer's abusive childhood
>>693302162
Close it is call of duty world at war
>>693302625
Bioshock infinite
>Get real gun from coat check
>follow worker with tool box into bathroom
>replace real gun with fake
>blow up lights when appropriate
>return to bathroom on way out
>Ace mission without firing a bullet
Wake up in crazy hospital
Escape
Meet bro
Bro dies
Gives sunny d
Kill guard
Fly to another country
Start a new life
People say your the chosen one
Zombies everywhere
Fucking hell man
Go to a church
Wallow in the sewers
TOXIC!
Kill sexy girl
Meet worm guy
Adventure starts now, apparently
Save the world
Kill God
Shit was cash
Play it again
>>693301209
>kill monsters
>fuck 10/10 bitches
>>693302576
No, but I do love the fuck out of Wc3.
>>693301209
>Give people different jobs
>click & drag actions
>Indie game
>>693302712
Blood Money
>>693302745
god of war?
>>693302631
Not narrowing it down much, but I assume you mean 5 or 6?
>>693302726
Darksouls 2
giant bugs killing teddy bears.
space police is here.
plot twist. it was the brother all along.
flying robot becomes bruce willis
>>693302782
Yep
>>693302825
>>693302631
Operation Racoon City?
>Get released From hospital
>get horse
>get dog
>get naked girl
>>693302809
nope
>>693302726
Dark Souls
>>693302845
SO FUCKING CLOSE GOD DAMN FAGGOT
>>693302745
witcha mah nigga
>wake up underground
>use holes to escape
>>693302631
"You were almost Jill sandwich"
These games were always shit
>>693302995
DDINGDINGDING
>get killed over casino memorabilia
>some doctor unfucks your face
>revenge
>>693302936
Mgsv
>>693303000
>>693303066
Check mah gets
>evil corporation steals AI
>rival research company sends spy to take it back
>meanwhile aliens hatch a plan to clone the president and replace the original
>inspire columbine massacre
>chainsaw
faggot main character
two faggot helpers
one of whom might be a little "goofy"
>>693303133
Yes!
>>693303272
Doom
>>693303272
doom 2
>>693303228
>>693303000
>>693303066
Good shit man.
>>693303309
Yup
>>693303122
Fallout New Vegas
>>693302207
There sunny no ayyy lmao's in silent hill
>>693303272
Doom 3
Betrayed by master, kill everything in your path
>>693303380
Yeah
>need torches
>>693303459
tetris
>play as gang
> 10/10 story
>10/10 gameplay during its time
> movie
> game was fucking GOLD man
> Go home back all the way to Coney Island
>"...You ______ are good, real good.gif"
>"The best.jpg"
>Use a portal gun to create portals and solve portal related puzzle rooms in order to escape the portal testing facility from the evil robot that's making you think with portals.
>wake up on spaceship
>no memory
>aliens take over ship
>bitch helps you
>bitch turns bad
>do what bitch says
>>693303518
i fucking loved the warriors blackout was cash
>>693303526
Dota 2?
>>693302657
The binding of Isaac
>>693303526
Half life?
>>693303526
Doorway
>>693302657
What is this one?
>>693303046
Singles of truth
>>693303279
Kingdom Hearts something something?
>>693303635
They're making a tv show of the Warriors. Directors of Captain America going to direct the first episode, so we'll see how that goes
>>693302726
>Wake up in crazy hospital
There's no hospital in any dank souls WTF you talking about Willis?
>>693303700
Binding of Isaac
>>693303518
Gta San Andreas
>>693303459
Zoombinis
>>693303588
System Shock
>>693303381
Alien ending fucker
>Be me only black guy in group with Russian old man, 5 year old biker, and a qt 3.14 who never speaks
>Zombies n shit
>OHFUCKNIGGAWHATISTHAT.webm
>Biker kid is dead, it almost sounds like I can hear him yelling at us
>Crying
>Screaming
>Coughing
>Burping
>Laughing
>8/10 game kinda spooky
Kinda worried I made it too hard. If no one gets ot I'll give hints.
>Being a blue fag
>Kill everything that moves
>Repeat the process
Guy from 1958 is underwater in old divers suit saves little girls
>>693302011
It the game
>>693303526
Portals 2
>>693303810
The Walking Dead?
>>693303859
Bioshock
>>693303800
Yup
>720+ or no inv
>>693303588
sounds too much like my sexual fantasies
>big castle
>need torches
>>693303859
Idk, Biocock?
>>693303588
System shock 2
>do our work for us Nintendo edition
>be amphibian
>jump from lily pad to lily pad
>eat some flies
>win
>>693303810
Sounds like l4d
>>693303971
Frogger
>>693303752
Undead asylum, newfag
>>693302657
Binding of isaac
Grind till the end of time.
>>693304013
nope
>>693303960
Mario maker?
>>693303895
Nah. I can kinda see where you got it though. Here's a hint, it's mainly multiplayer.
>>693301209
Evidently this was too hard, Stonehearth
I'm out dudes, was fun
>>693301209
Goblin commander.
If not, google that shit. So fucking fun.
>>693303954
Yes
>>693303821
jak and daxter
>>693304137
Will do man.
>>693304098
Yup
>Campers, fags, 12 year olds cussing when their parents are sleep
>>693304163
nope
Hats,hats everywhere
>>693304137
Oh shit mah nostalgia time to dig out the xbox
>>693303971
>>be amphibian
>>jump from lily pad to lily pad
>>eat some flies
>>win
P.S. Not Frogger
>>693301209
>be Ghost
>spook family into alcoholism and marital problems
>multiple endings
>all the endings are feelsbadman.jpeg-large
>anticlimatic fight with so called most powerful dragon.
>The exact same game will be released this year again, with worse graphics than modders have achieved.
>>693304294
Beyond Two Souls?
>>693304294
Silent hill, shattered memories?
>>693304330
Skyrim so fucking obvious
>>693304330
Skyrim
>future
>play as batmans long lost bro
>shoot terrorists
>find out terrorists were good the whole time
>help terrorists
>>693304219
Overwatch
>Wear 18 helmets and eat dog food
>Somehow you're the greatest soldier ever
>>693303684
>>693303765
>>693304017
correcto
>>693304006
Yee. You got it boi.
>Everything is shit
>Get loot
>Make shitty place even shittier
>Loot 4 days
>[nigger intensifies]
>Keep looting
>Shoot niggers in testicles
>Have rod of metal that shoots bullets
>blow up huge tank
>kill hitler
>>693304330
Skyrim
>>693304415
Deus Ex?
>>693304462
The first 20 minutes of fallout 4
>>693304219
csgo
>im dead
>the fuck is fate?
>chakrams
>chakrams
>chakrams
>game over
>>693304330
If you own the game and add-ons you'll get the Special Edition for free. PC only. obviously.
>>693304480
Sniper elite
>>693301715
Silent Hill
>>693301945
Dead space 1
>>693304444
Q U A D S
U
A
D
S
>>693304480
Sniper elite 2
>>693304415
Deus Ex
>The promised "plenty of hours" of game play is the game expecting you to build, rather than explore, do quests, do the main mission, or anything but building
>>693304567
Yup
>>693301209
>big blue reflector thing
>>693304575
Nah
>Zombies
>4 player
>if you don't work as a team you're gonna die
>>693304219
Every modern call of duty ever
>The guy has a job
>Bald guy tells him he killed the boss
>The boss is a woman
>He goes to prison
>It was a conspirancy
>Guy is angry now
>The game
>>693304592
I'm only interested to see how this engine upgrade and performance of new graphics will compare to ENBs and 4k textures we currently have even for chickens.
>>693304748
Left 4 Dead
>>693301209
>cowboys
>romans
>hookers
>The shitty one in the series
>Fly around mostly
>sky pirates
>way to many different colors, better when it was simple
>>693302625
Bio shock infinite
>>693304748
Nazi Zombies
>>693304683
>>693304617
Sniper elite 3
I'll give you the winrar, close enough
...it was the shoot people in the balls clue, wasn't it?
>>693304462
Borderlands?
>>693304290
tail guy
faggot knight
big tongue bitch
>You are nigger
>do nigger things.
>There are 2 other guys, white
>They also act like niggers
>One of them is a raging closet faggot
>Dude! I used to fucking love that game!
>*never even got past the parking garage*
>Shot in the head
>Alive
>Look for guy who shoot you
>Shoot him
>Get fucked by giant mutant monster
>End
>>693304794
MGS Peace Walker?
>Side scroller WW1 game
>Not a shooter
>Actually informative on the War
>work shit tier job
>listen to some tapes about some guy that has a fox waifu
>probably get killed idk
>>693304927
Yup
>>693304961
gta five?
>>693304973
Fallout NV, someone already did this one.
>>693304973
Ah fallout new vegas.
>Get fucked by giant mutant monster
With some mods from loverslab?
>>693304973
fallout new vegas
>>693302745
mass effect
>>693304973
New Vegas?>>693305007
FNAF
>>693304973
Fallout 3?
>>693305029
Obviously
>>693304973
Fallout New Vegas
>>693304973
Fallout New Vegas
>>693305118
Shit, it's NV
>>693303872
does it exist?
>>693304987
nope
>play as super cool edgy man
>whack people on head
>steal shit
>go home
>alien man steals eye
>>693305106
You got it
>click circles
>water is money is life
>ricochet sharpshooter
>best band ever did the music
I've posted this in so many of these threads and the thread always 404s before anybody even tries.
>Walk into room and see priest lady getting assaulted
>Ohhellnawnigga.jpg
>Priest lady smacks weapon away from attacker
>Pick it up
>Scars you
>Attacker yells at you
>Explosion.webm
>Wake up in chains
>Apparentally some soldiers saw you walk out of hell
>Demons n shit
>Meet short guy & his gf and tall guy with weird ears
>Scar apparentally makes you the Chosen One
>Literally some of the best party members since Mass Effect 2
>Sex scenes btw
>>693304794
Dishonored
>Jetpack
>Probe Gun
>Mind reading
Any more will spoil it
>>693305267
Osu!
>another settlement need help
>here, let me mark it on the map
>>693302745
Duke nukem
>>693305342
Destroy all humans
>>693304710
Fallout 4
>Everything neat
>Suddenly not neat
>Retarded niggers appear
>Shoot niggers
>Invinci-nigger appears
>Burn that nigger like a joint
>Continue shooting niggers
>Fork looking sculpture summoning theese niggers
>mfw
>Destroy sculpture
>mfw niggers still appear
>This is your story
>Your story is about pressing buttons all the time
>Some people would find it boring but you like it
>Next day everything has changed
>The game starts
>>693305440
Yep
>>693305292
Dragon Age Inquisition
>>693305391
Yea, it was pretty obvious
>Name yourself
>Kill people by cutting them off
>Become bigger
>Someone cuts you off and eats you
>Rename and restart
>>693305318
Yep
>>693305342
Destroy All Humans
>boat crashes on island
>feline show prison
>escape
>pants
>>693305456
Stanley parable?
>>693302745
God of war>>693302936
Phantom pain
>fast fast
>make the ball go other side
>other fast fast bad man
>slap the ball make ball go in good
>win feel super good
>lose blame it on dumb luck
This is either super obvious or super difficult. I can't tell. I'm dunk and I'm gonna go play it after I see if you guys get it
>>693301209
>artistic bitch
>have leechy punk bff
>art teacher tries to rape and kill you
>>693305512
yeah
>>693305495
Agario/slitherio
>>693305446
Dead space
>>693303122
New vegas
>>693304710
Shit man, Fallout 4? I actually liked the settlment building.
>>693305543
Rocket League
>>693305495
Slither io
>>693304932
Yes
>be ninja
>game hard as shit
>fight through dojo to fight uncle
>evil samurai bitches start attacking yo town.
> oh fuck they stole a legendary sword.
>almost die but u still live nigga
>go on airship
>make airship crash at destination
>fight through a modern city full of the army, ninjas and eventually demons
>explore catacombs
> after 50 hours of killing/running and meeting two 10/10 bitches, you start making progress.
>kill guy who almost killed you, turns out he wasn't master mind
>reach top of mountain
>find out it was your uncle who was mastermind all along
>ohshit.gif
>fight uncle AKA easiest boss battle out of the fucking game.
>destroy evil sword, turn into crows or some shit and fly away
>End
>>693305553
Life is strange
>>693305446
ethnic cleansing
>>693305418
Fallout 4
>>693305660
Yep. Super obvious, then. Oh, well. I had fun writing that.
>>693305656
Yea but when half the game is settlement building, the other 40% is exploring/leveling up and then the last 10% of the game is the story, it's pretty damn boring
>>693305479
You got me boi. Was hoping it wouldn't be too obvious.
>Fast fucking cocky-ass Bostonians with bats
>RPG that doesn't one-shot
>W+M1
>Scottish niggers with base launchers that also can't one shot
>Fat people with sandwiches
>Aimbot Guns that do all the work for you while you lay back and drink beer
>Spamming of the "e" button
>Gun capable of decapition at long range
>invis hacks
People who have logged 1000 hours+ in this game, let the newer players try it