First time I've ever seen something of it's kind.
I don't think that you should kill it though, throwing it out the window would probably be enough

that's an australian plant seed
get rid of it, it will cover your entire yard in months and spread FAST

>>693299430
It's an alien spore

>>693299430
>2017
>not owning a camera phone

Sounds like a puzzle for /r9k/

>inb4 it broke etc

I know what I am talking about after 10 years being zoology sperm collection expert.

That my friends is a samsquanch dingleberry

>>693300068
If it's a plant seed, why the fuck does it move its hair and buzz when touched? Could you give me the name of that plant?

Got my flat mates phone for a better picture. She doesn't know what that thing is either.

>>693299430

In the pooper anon

In the pooper anon

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Forgot pic because I'm stupid.

Looks a bit like a fly fishing lure

>>693301152
Very much, indeed. But it's alive, at least to the point where it twitches its "hairs", the rest of the body doesn't move at all and it doesn't buzz when touched anymore, maybe I've semi-killed it the first time it started buzzing between my fingers.

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>>693301334
Put it in your dick hole

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Used some magnifying glass for a better shot. Last try somebody has toknow what it is.

>>693299430
Put it up your dick hole

>>693302764
Looks like a fucked up "fly" for fly-fishing.

It's a fly, it's even in tying pliers. Jesus the B8 is so bad you faggots...

>>693301152
>>693304174
Because it's a fucking larva...why do you think they make Flys look like that???? OP is retarded

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>>693302764
OP it's just some sort of larvae

>>693304317
>Tying pliers
It's electrical pliers, but I guess they're not limited to that.

>it's a fucking larva
You know this thing? What kind is it?

>OP is retarded
no u :^)

>>693304630
Not sure some sort of fly, look up what insects you have around you and you will find it

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>>693299430
>>693300902
>>693302764
>>693304551
First thing that comes to mind is that alien thing/worm/spore from the movie Slither with Michael Rooker (Merle Dixon). KILL IT WITH FIRE ASAP!

>>693305140
Self reply. Anyone saw that movie?

It's a fly fishing lure.

>>693305655
It's alive.

Looks like a seed we have out here in Aus. It makes a buzzing sound then it's squished a bit and the hair bits are super light and move around a lot when it's touched. Idk tho.

>>693305744
open it up

>>693306004
I will eventually.

>>693306754
Open it now please with a fine scalpel or razor blade.

Looks like a fly fishing lure called a buzzer. And it buzzes you said, so maybe it's a buzzer fly fishing lure, called a buzzer

>>693307128
I know nobody who fly fishes and this has spontaneously popped up at my desk over night. Also it's clearly organic and alive.

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Webm of it moving.

>>693307304
Doesn't even remotely look like any larvare i know.

>>693305234
lol I seens that

>>693307304
put it in your penis hole and make a mebm

>>693307563
do it faggot

>>693307563
That thing looks like it could infest me with testicular superaids.

>>693307563
yea jam it in your cock

Niggers just Google hairy larva and you can look at tens of thousands of things just like if not more fucked up looking

>>693307866
insect in the wiener?

>>693307128
If you don't know what you are talking about don't fucking say shit like you do.

>>693307948
damn i was googling hairy labia, it didnt look like a bug, more like a wound

>>693308123
>hairy labia
kek

>>693305744

We only have your word that it is. The video you provided of it moving, looks like a lure in a slight breeze to me. Coincidentally, The tweezers and magnifying glass are both tools of lure makers.

>>693308123
I wouldn't know

>>693308248
>being this paranoid
why would op fake such a shitty thread.

>>693308248
>op is a bored luremaker fucking around on /b/

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Its a sycamore seed, you guys are retarded

Is it b8 incarnate?

Let's see inside it?

its your mum's pussy hair

>>693307304
You are blowing onto it!

>>693300333
>being this much of a normie

at least you got trips

>>693308720
>Hair clearly moves in both directions
>not all the hairs move

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I'm a hobby engineer, thats helpimg hands for soldering. Also I doubt one could manufacture lure that small.

>>693309069
That ruler gave me a boner

>>693309069
Forgot to link you
>>693308390
>>693308248

>>693308913
OK, you are right, just open it up already. You made all of us curious.

it's a baby asp caterpillar, you should eat it