>>693293830
Pass.

fuck her after making advances

Fuck her

>>693293830
More please

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>>693293830
get the succ

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Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

Id slice off her head and skullfuck her with no mercy

Ignore her until she gets in my face about it, then tell her I don't speak Gook.

>>693293830
Break anooos hard then get out kwik and also delete and block number.

>>693294160
But what if you don't have katanas?

>>693294160
1000 keks

>>693294199
so much edge its going to spear the thread.

lie to her, tell her im a jew and i don´t eat pork

Man the harpoons

>>693294441
then ur fuckd. Only nippon steel folded 1000 times can cut through that much fat

Dick her

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>>693293830

Offer her a nice sexy black rubber suit that emphasizes her body.

Get her number and text her for weeks, avoid actually meeting up with her. Eventually she would lose interest and we would never talk again. Kek. I'd fuck that fat bitch so hard the neighbors would smell it

>>693293830
stop posting this land beast sea cow I almost lose my lunch every time I see this disgusting ham beast with her shit laden butt crack hanging out

>>693293830
tell her to stop fucking the vacuum cleaner

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>>693294441
>Implying that people leave there house without at least one sword.
How the fuck do you survive?

>>693293830
>what do
there's a thin person in there struggling to get out. help her out and fuck her amidst the ruins of fat.

>>693294745
Why are people sexually attracted towards obese people? Seriously, it's like you might as well get it up to retards and cripples. Being fat is fucking wrong. Anyone who is fat is a terrible person.

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>>693294647
Top kek

>>693293830
Fuck till Brain damage... what else

>>693294160
kek

Smash. Keep her on the side she probably fucks like a champ.

More cushion for the pushin boys.

>>693294160
saved

>>693293830
Walk away at a modest pace to escape certain death

>>693293830
RUN NIGGA, RUN BEFORE SHE EAT YOU.

>>693293830
Smash the fuck out of it. I love fatties.

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>>693293830

I>'d bake her a cake.
>Then, while she was eating the cake, I'd eat her out with two fingers deep inside her.
>I'd make her cum violently several times.

>Out of breath and sweating, she'd ask to rest.
>"You can ahead and rest and have some more cake."
>While she's eating, I'd get in front of her and titty fuck her like no tomorrow, until mysterious fountains of semen seem to be magically erupting from her cleavage.
>My cum surprises her, and she drops cake on her tits. I pick up pieces of cake, dip it in my cum, and lovingly feed it back to her.

>Then I'd never call again.

For the rest of her life, she'd equate cake with my baby batter. Every other relationship she'll have with a guy is doomed to fail.

And I got to feed cum-covered cake to a landwhale.

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>>693296716

>>693295898

In my case, I saw a lot of expansion scenes in cartoons.

>>693296911

Nope.

Those are nasty tits. If I'm going to fuck a fatty, I prefer she have huge tits and ass - basically just a funhouse mirror of a normal woman.

No weird fupas. No small tits on a huge belly.

>>693295600
Underrated post

>>693294160
>nothing personal, kid

>>693296911
This fatty is pretty unfortunately shaped but I guess I'd still fuck her if I was bored.

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Why was >>693296911 deleted?

Did the anon post it needed he needed to call 911 on those horrible tits?

>>693293830
Physically shutter and verbally protest in utter disgust.

/thread

>>693296911
Nope.

>think she would let you?

I don't need the approval of anybody if i want to fuck it.

it's time to bust out the harpoons /b/

I'd be all up ons watching her videos if she did some with BOBB instead of those shit production value ICD vids.

Anyone with me?

are these the beached whales from los angeles

>>693297841

She's Japanese.

>>693293830
See if my fist fits in her cunt.

>>693293830
eat da booty and slap her tits.

>>693298549
that fukushima radiation is wild m8

>>693294564
kek

>>693295745
LOST

>>693295600
realest post

>>693295600

Why would you need a sword?

>>693293830
Man the harpoon.