What the fuck is the difference between shampoo and conditioner?

>>693270506
you are a fucking genius, i have no idea

>>693270458
Why does my dogs breath smell like cat poop?

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ur mom

>>693270458
Don't leave false illusions behind
Don't cry 'cause I ain't changing my mind
So find another fool like before
'Cause I ain't gonna live anymore believing
Some of the lies while all of the signs are deceiving

>>693270506
shampoo makes hair clean, conditioner makes hair soft and pretty

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What's this position called?

>>693270599
>>693270506
wut

>>693270637
double wut

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>>693270599
Because...

>>693270506
shampoo is essentially just a weak detergent - it allows oils and dirt and other stuff that isn't very water soluble to be washed away more easily.

conditioner on the other hand is closer to lotion for your hair. it contains humectants, which allows moisture to stay in your hair, and lubricants, which allow your hair to flow.

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What God would let a man like me get dubs?

When did you decide to become a colossal faggot?

>>693270706
the sex one

>>693270458
what's the reason you have changed your perception?

>>693270905
Good One.

>>693270927
Met a qt3.14 Jewish girl. So basically for the puss.

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>>693270458
>>693270581
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW

come visit b philosophy general.

>>693270927
yes, anon, what happened?

What god and why? Did you have faith before you were an atheist as well, raised religious?

Where is MH370?

>>693271003
OP Here, this is not OP.

I actually started reading a lot of Islamic literature and saw the way Muslims are persecuted across the World.

>>693270458
Were you convinced by the evidence pointing to the Primordial Tradition?

>>693270458
Can u give me something for contact u ?

>>693271003
So, you're just an idiot? Most Jews don't even actually believe in god.

>> If all muslims would be atheist, they would not have been persecuted.

God loves atheists.

Are you, per chance, a Jew? I notice a lot that those secular jews convert to jewjew whenever it is convenient for them

>>693270706
Reverse cowgirl

>>693270458
What, do you believe in the Egyptian gods now?

How much of a faggot are you?

What happened? Did you have a vision?

>>693270927
actual op here.
mostly to calm existential thoughts that where starting to consume most of my day. i wasnt able to function normally at some points until i adopted my faith in something bigger than i.

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>>693271126
>don't even actually

>>693271079
did you say...

primordial tradition?

Hail to a fellow traditionalist.

>>693271003
so you don't actually belive in God.

>>693271211
no its "the sex one" you fucking nazi

>>693271266
tell us about it...what religion do you follow now?

>>693271266
What faith?

>>693271026
no god in particular.
why? see here
>>693271266

i was raised christian, but denied it out of anger for the way i lived. (extremely poorfag, no father ect..)

>A belief is just a thought you keep thinking

>>693271211
>Reverse Cowgirl

No faggot it's the sex one.

Fucking jew.

>>693270706

Reverse cowboy obviously

>>693271357
You Yosi now?

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>>693271304
>the sex one
>there are actually 2 having sex
I bet you can count to potato too.

>>693271323
>>693271345
no faith in particular.
i pick and choose from all religions as i do not wish to be part of organized religion as they are all outdated and purely for profit these days.
i guess id be labeled as a newage or even hippie.

>>693270706
Gay af.

>>693270458

Benign or malignant?

>>693271569
recommended reading: Julius Evola

>>693271266
Okay, so you're just dumb or need help. Enjoy fantasy island. Da plane boss da plane.

>>693271569
You are a real christian my brother, You will see the power of god for his beliver.

>>693271747
>Enjoy fantasy island
thats the thing dude.
believing in fantasy island is amazing lol.
dont gotta worry bout shit thats beyond me.

>>693271266
What's sort of odd is that one would post this without any actual details of said belief.

Did you expect all kinds of hate from /b/ and think it would be like a test of faith or something?

I can surely appreciate your predicament, though. I think "something bigger than i (sic)" nicely states a central belief that a lot of people, even those who don't believe in "god," can get behind.

Sometimes the "something bigger" is friends and family, sometimes it's humanity itself, or even just the idea of something that can't even be named.

Either way, as a fellow sufferer of existential angst, I just want to extend fellowship in the vague and poorly defined faith in the "something."

>>693271728
will look into it, but care to give me a tldr real quick?

>>693271889
what do you mean?

>>693272128
You will understand my words very soon, i let you the surprise ;)

>>693272128
tl;dr

A born maniac who was a soldier, an artist, a philosopher, an occultist, a fascist, an anti-fascist, simply a general badass writing about the primordial tradition. Look it up. Pure awsomeness.

>>693272062
>without any actual details of said belief.
i avoid going into details cuz /b/ will be /b/ you know?

what i expected was to talk about why i transitioned, not so much what i transitioned too. i guess maybe i did it to just strengthen my own beliefs just a little bit more.

the "something bigger" i believe is the universe itself. the grand unified source energy that is everything. something that is beyond human comprehension / description. something i believe no matter how many scientific achievements we make, it will still be beyond us. and i do believe it is a good in nature. but i also believe bad things are extremely important and neccessary in order to achieve balance in this universe. prolly seems like a bunch of crazy bullshit but whatever man. it works for me and thats all that really matters to me.

>>693270637
sup alan