>>693270180
I did something about it
>>693270260
Now go retake Constantinople. Deus Vult

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>>693270286
Isn't that just called an out of body experience?

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>>693270343
>keep dumping to a minimum
ftfy

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>>693270260
>you can't expect me to remember every single cat.
I can and do

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>>693270397
Dude there's, like, 14 million turks there.

>>693270441
Influences yes but it doesn't have to have the final call.

>>693270462
Problem isn't really a size dependent term I don't think.

>>693270485
Well you're gonna be real disappointed.

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>>693270401
No, I think that's different. I'm not out of my body, I merely lose control of it.

>>693270515
I disagree.

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>>693270515
I'd consider my house being on fire a problem.
Waiting for a new thread to pop up doesn't really compare.

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>>693270587
You described yourself as observing it, that would seem to imply a departing to me.

>>693270607
Your house being on fire is a big problem. Lack of thread is a small problem.

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>>693270515
>Well you're gonna be real disappointed.
Disappointment is my natural state, so not anything different

>Dude there's, like, 14 million turks there.
Systematically wipe them out, then refuse to call it genocide and trashtalk anyone who does.

Good morning all you beautiful boys.

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>>693270681
Listen man if you can get me 28 million rounds of 5.56 (because I assume my accuracy is going to be at BEST 50% even at close range) I'll make a go at it but otherwise I don't know.

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>>693270660
No, like, I'm in my own head observing myself. It's terribly difficult to explain.

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>>693270738
good morning, anon

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.....can I have goat son?

>>693270515
I'm sure you'll find a way

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>>693270799
yes

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>>693270787
I'll do what I can. Godspeed, little SF

>>693270799
Since he is dead, I guess that is technically necrophilia

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>>693270795
Yeah, this seems like one of those deals where you really have to be there.

>>693270816
I mean if you can get me a strategic nuclear weapon and deployment system I'll have options but right now I'm at least slightly limited.

Or, short of that, a few thousand good men.

>>693270896
I also need several flatbed trucks to carry it in on. And a giant cardboard crate for them so they don't seem suspicious. I assume snake knows what he's doing.

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>>693270660
To be honest, it probably all depends on a person's perspective of what a problem really is.

>>693270973
You really have to experience it for yourself.

>>693270796
i h ope everyone has a fantastic day and get to touch butts with someone

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>>693271013
Yes, it is semantic. But since your native language is some baltic abomination and mine is English let's assume I'm right.

>>693271031
I'd borrow some of your drugs but I don't like the idea of poisoning myself.

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>>693270835
Bless you...

>>693270896
Why must you ruin dreams like this?

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>>693271039
i doubt that's going to happen in my case
but sure
why not?

>>693270973
Start working on that recruitment campaign

>>693270397
but maybe I have other things to do now

>>693271108
why is that hun?

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>>693271117
I fully expect you guys to help me.

>>693271091
It happened before I ever took drugs. Again, the head injury.

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>>693271092
and you~

>>693270343
why not get a telegram group if you just want to chat

surely it'd be easier, no?

>>693271130
Then go do those things

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>>693271091
You make assumptions too quickly. I'm better at English than I am at my native language. You're right, it is an abomination which is exactly why I rather speak, read, write and think in English.

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>>693271170
Well I'm definitely not smacking myself upside the head hard enough to cause lasting damage. My gray and white matter is important to me.

>>693271178
Not half.

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>>693271164
single and crushing experiences with an ex etc etc

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>>693271092
You brought this upon yourself

>>693270973
No problem, you can just commandeer their trucks

>>693271187
then I will

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>>693271251
See, as true as that may be, I'm still right and now you're just making me feel warm and fuzzy about American hegemony.

>>693271295
Do T*rks have trucks? I realize that phonetically those words are real similar but I assume they transported goods via a complex network of roach tunnels.

>>693271252
I didn't have a choice in the matter, someone ran a stop sign and hit my family's vehicle.

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>>693271295
Depending on the ending you get, he is alive enough.

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>>693271355
I'm sure you aren't disregarding the fact that Britain developed the language.

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>>693271388
Did you get the obligatory payday?

>>693271412
No, he's not. The twisted remains of his will are made temporarily manifest.

>>693271453
They developed it, we perfected it, then won world war 2.

>>693271168
You might get some good cannon fodder from this lot
>>693271353
Have fun with those things

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>>693271517
I'd put several of you in leadership positions. Out of nepotism, mostly, but I imagine nef would be pretty capable, for example.

>>693271285
aww well i can touch your butt it that helps

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>>693271506
>alive enough
I am aware of this.

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>>693271506
Putting your nationalism aside, how are you doing today?

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>>693271603
you can and it won't

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>>693271355
Well yeah, how do you think they transported all that oil they bought from IS?

>>693271412
No, he's basically a ghost. It's even sadder because he never moves on. He's stuck there, in that empty mountain. Forever.

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>>693271623
Well, you're fucking a zombie...you know what knock yourself out.

>>693271638
Really goddamn patriotic.

>>693271700
...roach tunnels.

>>693271506
I did, it was enough to pay my medical bills and then let me have some fun as an adult.

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>>693271700
This is why we can not have nice things...

>>693271671
i'm sure there are ways i can take you mind off of things for a few hours at least

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>>693271780
Man I really need to take a dive in front of a lexus.

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>>693271805
like what?

>>693271855
I wouldn't recommend it.

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>>693271762
You don't have to state the obvious.

It says something when the best character in a game is a flaming glamour robot with LEGS.

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>>693271786
I have plenty of nice things

>>693271762
They can move trucks through the roach tunnels, duh

>>693271888
big toys, rope restraints and candle wax

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>>693272006
pass
i'll take the toys though

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>>693271925
And here I thought you'd be eager to be rid of me via avaricious automobile "accident."

>>693271946
I feel groovy. How are you, para

>>693271996
Goddamn they dig deep. I wonder if FMJ 5.56 will even pierce their confounded carapaces or if I'll have to go green tip.

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>>693271996
Well you are not one to share I would assume.

>>693272099
Eh, there are more efficient ways.

>>693272074
okay just big toys

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>>693272099
On a scale of 1 to 10 of doing alright, I'm at about 7.
It's always a new day full of opportunities to seize.

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>>693272251
goody

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>>693272236
To make money or to get rid of me?

>>693272295
Dude you're usually the hugest sad sack of all time, a 7 is a goddamn accomplishment.

>>693272352
Both.

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>>693272194
Everyone is free to bask in my gentle glory

>>693272099
Oh, it should do easily enough.

If you can break through the carapace they'll dry up internally and die, so you don't even need to land a mortal wound.

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>>693272352
I have my ups and downs. Monday was quite an annoyance, but I do think the therapy is helping somewhat. At least the behavioral part.

>>693272332
maybe two at once

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>>693272451
Actually I think relative to effort and difficulty, lawsuit and settlement trolling might be the most efficient way to make money ever.

>>693272456
Yeah but will that happen fast enough to prevent me from being overrun. I really don't want to drown in a sea of t*rk.

>>693272470
Mmmyes you're doing cbt, I remember. That's good, I'm glad your pliable little baltic mind is responding well to manipulation.

>>693271588
Well it's time for me to go to sleep.

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>>693272541
i'd be up for that

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When you want to bottom but you're 6''6" and everybody expects you to top <\3

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>>693272442
I really liek this one

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>>693272643
you poor thing
i'd fuck you

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>>693272615
Goodnight, patriot.

>>693272643
Have you tried walking on your knees to trick people

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>>693272606
I don't think you read my last sentence. The behavioral part is making me feel better. The cognitive part not so much.

>>693272618
now you sound fun

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>>693272671
i like your taste in tigers in general

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>>693272643
Bigger person bigger anus.
I bet i could get many large things in there :)

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>>693272714
It's all part of a package, darling.

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>>693272752
it all depends how the mood strikes me
and you're doing fine as it is

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>>693272795
>Bigger person bigger anus.
Is this verified scientifically? I don't know that the anus is one of the body parts that scales up. I mean I'd believe it but I'd want to check.

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>>693272802
You don't think I'm self-aware?

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>>693272606
You're the American Action Hero. I'm sure the inverse ninja theory works here

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>>693272699
My hero

>>693272708
I need to put this master plan into action

>>693272795
I ain't no gaper but I'll try my best

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>>693272905
There's levels of self-awareness. I'm just saying, your stock suggests you are on one of the lower levels.

>>693272940
You know what, you're totally right. I've GOT this.

>>693273004
>tall guy
>posting longcat
you're the shit

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>>693272869
Well their bones are bigger so that make hips wider, so that logic means that larger things can be inserted before the bones get in the way.
The anus stretching part is the fun stuff :)
>>693272764
I do leopards as well.... rarely.

>>693272847
toys in public is even more fun

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>>693273004
you're welcome~

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>>693273077
where at?

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>>693273066
Oh ok but that doesn't mean the anus itself is bigger, de facto-and I'd also point out that tall people are more likely to be ectomorphs who actually have narrower hips than meso and endomorphs. So I think that might not be true, at least not significantly.

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>>693273038
Are you referring to my nationality again? Because that's gotten a little old, subby.

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>>693273038
I'm an angel

how about wearing a big toy under your clothes while at the beach

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>>693273272
More ethnicity, really. I'm just saying baltic rapebabbies aren't exactly the pinnacle of human evolution, with room for exceptions granted.

>>693273369
Yes good keep posting cats you hero.

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>>693273077
plugs and chastity make for thes best combination

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>>693273375
sure

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>>693273004
What you need to do
Is wear a really big old trench coat
and walk around awkwardly

That way people will think you're actually two short people, with one on the shoulders of the other, pretending to be a tall person

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>>693273141
The ass can be made to grow larger through time, that's a given depending on the bottom's willingness and determination. Bones are not as forgiving.
You maybe right about their body type though, i'm not 100% sure it applies to bone structure. It's usually flesh related.
>>693273375
Only if i've locked them onto the plug :)

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>>693273417
Yes sir

>>693273427
especially those new plugs that can be controlled from a phone

>>693273465
wear toys as we shop for girly clothes for you to wear?

>>693273502
I think we're both speculating here about the nature of bones relative to other body traits.

>>693273417
Considering my parents didn't really reach anything in life, nor did/will my sister, and I've managed to get accepted into a university in the UK, I think I fit in the exceptions group.

>>693273421
Yeah my type of tiger!
Brings beer and meat!

>>693273613
i don't wear girly clothes but i'll keep the toy in my butt as we go out in public

>>693273722
he's the perfect hubby

>>693273723
as long as you wear clothes that show off legs and ass i'll be happy

Sultana freklz Avafag, first of her name has died.
She is succeeded by her daughter James Avafag.

Sultana James Avafag's new heir is Luna Avafag, second of her name (It didn't let me name it this time)

So the Avafag lineage so far is

Luna -> freklz -> James -> Luna II

>>693273642
Or it's just the brits taking pity on a poor eastern european. It's really a matter of perception.

>>693273801
>tfw I will never be royalty

>>693273777
Trips confirmed.

>>693273797
i'll wear just a big sweatshirt with only a pair of booty shorts underneath so that it looks like i'm wearing nothing underneath it while the toy is nestled deep in my ass

>>693273490
Thank you for this flawless plan, I'll be sure to put it into action

>>693270343
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW

come visit b porn general.

>>693273960
oh i like you

>>693273847
In the end, we're all the same little creatures on a miserable rock - small, solitary, striving and fighting one another.
The ones who get to the top of the food chain are dictated by luck and determination.

>>693274066
~~

>>693273847
If they let me name a new one, I'll name it Subby

But are you sure you want to be? The religion of the country is Shia. They're muslims. I made them Shia specifically so they could be aggressive against like, 95% of the countries in the game.

Allahu ackbar, my friend

>>693274120
i got to go to work soon but you have a email so we can chat?

>>693274161
>>693274161
>>693274161

>>693274160
Allahu Snackbar

>>693274204
i don't email hardly ever, sorry

>>693270343
New thread

>>693272567

>>693274287
well darn.

>>693274369
sorry hon.
i wouldn't give my email away on a chinese pictogram board anyways

>>693274350
see >>693274212

>>693274472
here is my burner then. maybe you will find a way to contact me. [email protected]