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So /b/ how the fuck is this even possible?
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Uncooked spaghetti through hotdogs.
Boil. Go fuck a tree.
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You stick them in when they are dry, then you boil it
/thread
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>>693262606
Put the spaghetti into the hotdogs before its cooked, then cook it together
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>>693262606
Worm eggs in hot dogs, boiling the hotdogs makes the worms grow.
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That's just fuckin' wrong.
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>not eating goulash
Faggot
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Greatest American culinary achievement.
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>>693262845
And lemon poppyseed scones
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>>693262964
And good breakfast
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they those things in the ocean that swim and sting u if u touch em they them things on spongebob i think
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>>693262717
but the pasta is brittle what
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>>693263045
You're brittle.
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>>693263026
And chicken lunch
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>>693262717
ok genius

explain this one
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>>693263149
And then more breakfast
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>>693262606
They let the worms eat their way through before cooking them
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>>693263026
I agreed with first 2 but what the fuck man?

>something that might be tea
>grapes
>a chocolate bar
>cheese

I'm not even mad about what you're eating but if you're gonna call that a "good breakfast" bump up the fucking portions
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>>693263166
Easy. Faucet if water do the because air the in if can't it will closely
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>>693263166
Pipe in water. Made of plastic.

That better have been bait.
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>>693263166
Piping inside the waterfall.
And your mother is the Easter ferret.
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>>693263274
Then amazing as fuck Jamaican food...alone....
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>>693263332
Excuse me?
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>>693263332
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>>693263045
Are you fucking braindead?
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>>693262964
Are you baking on fucking wax paper?
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>>693263450
Then steak for 1...
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>>693263332
>Faucet
The 19th century called; they want their word back.
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>>693263166
The picture was taken upside down
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>>693263352
>falling for obvious bate
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>>693262606
It's easy you cook the spaghetti then using a darning needle you thread the spaghetti through the hotdogs. It is slow but worth the effort OP.
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>>693263332
this
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>>693263575
Laughing at a garlic that looks like a nutsack...but theres no one to here the joke, you just laugh by yourself...in the kitchen
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I'ts devil worship you fucking faggot op.
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>>693263585
Then what the fuck do you call it? I don't even care if this is bait I'm generally curious what another word for faucet is
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>>693263274
newfag lel
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>>693263332
i second this
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>>693263763
A tap. Derp.
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>>693263575
lol enjoy your peasant cut of beef
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>>693263736
A dose of reality and a bottle of grand Marnier, looking around at your empty house
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>>693263763
Any normal person calls it a tap you cumguzzling faggot
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>>693263901
i call it waschbecken am i not normal?
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who the fuck eats hotdogs and spaghetti
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>>693263774
>respond to bait with jokey response to see where it goes
>NEWFAG LEL

I thought heat was the worst part of summer
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>>693263598
lel obvious newfag is obvious
not you the bate biter
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>>693263585
What the fuck are you supposed to call it if not a faucet?
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>>693264006
I haven't even been able to bring myself onto 4chin for weeks because of all the summerfaggotry going on =[ you guys are my only friends too....
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>>693262606
cutt sassage stab paster thrught rinse and repeat untill or of your past is sassage sticks the boil them
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>>693263850
>>693263901

>cumguzzling
>tap

I meant what would a civilized person call it you yellow teethed savages
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>>693262606
ez
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>>693263763
fucking moron
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>>693263166
There is a hollow tube holding the faucet pump under he fountain making the water under pressure makes it go up the tube water falls down covering the tube so you cant c it
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>>693264140
>9gag
kek
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>>693263888
More alcohol...todays particularly lonely as you ask god why he would let her leave you so cold heartedly
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>>693263045
GET THICKER PASTA THEN NIGGA
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>>693262717
Kek'd too damn hard
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>>693263888
You look cool i like reality too
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>>693263967
No; you are a drunk who wears tights, whose diet is 90% sausages and who can't distinguish between a tap and the sink it's plumbed into.
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>>693263529
You heard me. Understand can't if dumb newfag this because and no
>>693263585
Fuck you
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>>693264126
A civilised person would spell civilised 'civilised.'
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>>693264147
>calling me a moron
>doesn't point out what it would be called

Your useless
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>>693263274
>grapes
they're fucking cherries you fucking cunt
kys
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>>693264223
Carry about 6 of these to your bed...holding your right arm out to the empty side of your bed that still smells like her
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>>693263763
I'd call it a spigot but I'm from the south that's proll why.
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>>693263332
But in the out does it wash inside it won't very good?
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This thread is some hostile hotdoggary. Someone call my grandma.
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>>693264497
And i tought my english grammer was fuckdup xD
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>>693264349
We've already gone over this you slimy Brit, stop acting like you're not a fucking ape.

Civilized people spell it civilized
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>>693263332
The fuck what?
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>>693264720
Civilised people don't engage in mass shootings every 1.5 days.
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>>693264351
nicely bake meat, ruin it with sauce
mfw
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>>693264497
Well, likely water the good hydro physics inside force of the tube. Simple
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>>693263044
>They them things
Let me guess: nigger?
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>>693263166
the water streaming out keeps it up through pressure and the force of the water hitting the floor makes enough water go up again
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>>693264720
civilized ppl dont care how you spell civilized they just think you dyslectic and go on with there day
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>>693264799
No, instead of killing off faggots they embrace them and bend over for Arabs. Congratulations.
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>>693264933
THIS IS BAIT DONT REPLY
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>>693264799
Civilized people aren't cucks to their government and then proceed to fuck their government up
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>>693264442
The last thing you swallow is your pride, the realization that shes never coming back, that youll never feel her soft hair and hear her beautiful singing again. The tapping of her foot when she walks in from work. Your last meal is a cold bullet. But no ones there to here it.
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>>693264920
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>>693262740

>This
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>>693265071

Kill yourselves
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>>693265067
>>693264799
Boys, boys. Fight and because country both are wow if argue dumb. Smh
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>>693263332
I think he's got it, actually
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>>693263166

>Photoshop
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>>693262606

What's that? Hot Dog thread?

Hot Dog thread.

Teriyaki mayo, seaweed, that white radish shit
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>>693263763
To you? I think you'd call it a cock
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>>693262964
Michael J Fox, is that you??
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>>693264933
civilized people don't care how you spell civilised they're just disgusting and go on with their fat
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>>693265071
With that trigger discepline you should also blast yourself,

Your finger should be right over the trigger guard not above it.

Source: ccw class.
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>>693263166
water pressure keeps it alfloat. its ballanced. you know geysirs? its like one of them, only with a faucet on top of them. nothing special.
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>>693265769
......this is bait right ? Nobody is this fucking stupid ?
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>>693265071
10/10
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>>693265851
LOL! You obviously have no idea how physics work.
>2011
>doesn't know about newton's third law of motion
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>>693265851
Look at the spelling. Obviously a nig. Yes, they're that fucking stupid.
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>>693265851
>......this is bait right ? Nobody is this fucking stupid ?
your post is the masterbait. like what the fuck? you even belive earth is round, do you? see kids, this is why you dont play minecraft
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>>693266146
(You)

>2016
>not falling for bait
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>>693266310
>>......this is bait right ? Nobody is this fucking stupid ?
>your post is the masterbait. like what the fuck? you even belive earth is round, do you? see kids, this is why you dont play minecraft

It's a sad day when I can't tell if someone is actually autistic or whether its just really bad bait.

Your English is also very very poor, even for bait
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>>693266352
that smelly smell of summer.
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>>693266476
"Hur Duh sure is summer in here !! "
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>>693266473
do you enjoy your first day on /b/?
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>>693266310
2+2=9

FUCKING KEK'D!
Do you get it? Holy shit, I need to go wake up grandma so she can see how bad I burned you just by acting like a retard.
Do you get it, anon?
DO YOU GET IT?
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>>693266626
Do you? I think mom said only one snack tonight Timmy, don't forget.
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>>693266626

Generic newfag reply trying to fit in
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>>693266943
>Generic newfag reply trying to fit in
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>>693262606
Ok /b/ why is this thread made everyday?
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>>693267100
I know you are, but what am I?
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>>693267100
>>Generic newfag reply trying to fit in
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>>693267297
>>>Generic newfag reply trying to fit in
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they breed the dog to especially contain the long noodles before they cut it, and because the long noodles are stronger than mexican tunnel meat, you can cut but not cut the long noodles, and then cook, without burning
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>>693267351
>>>>Generic newfag reply trying to fit in
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>>693267269
Because /b/ is now full of brain-dead millennials that couldn't create a thing to save themselves. They just copypasta everything in some pathetic attempt to fit in.
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>>693267415
>>>>>Generic newfag reply trying to fit in
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>>693267462
/b was never good stop implying that
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>>693267291
cancer
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>>693267462
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>>693262606
>Witchcraft

BURN THE WITCH!!!
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>>693267601
I didn't say it was good. But it wasn't the same twenty threads over and over and over. It actually had OC on a regular basis.
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>>693262740
Fucking summerfag you can't /thread your own post
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>>693263598
>bate

Retard
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>>693262606
https://discord.gg/zShGPDW

come visit b porn general.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuAuAWXc7jY
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>>693263736
Shallot
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>>693264351
Oh god, source please - I want to go where this is made and served.
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>>693264842
Aye, the Volsung coulda faired with a gift of yer dagger breath
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>>693264351
That was pretty cool when he shredded that ball of meat just by grabbing it...
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>>693265706
At least he's using some form of trigger discipline.
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>>693262740
>>693263149
chikcn stake is the way to go
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>>693263736
how can you eat that shit , garlic is the bane , destroys every other taste , and tastes itself like shit ...and stinks for hours
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>>693263332
Yes.
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>>693268032
You're killing the joke. Stop killing the joke.
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>>693264649
... newfag
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>>693268216
Why would you eat wood anon?
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>>693262740
>.then you boil it
/thread
>/thread
You fucking moron
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>>693263598
STFU weeaboo faggot.
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>>693268419
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>>693262606
SPAG FAG
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>>693262606
Slice sausage
Insert one piece of whole grain rice in each
Leave sausages in warm dark room for one day and cook
Pretty simple
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>>693263450
>putting a jamaican beer next to the dish instantly makes it jamaican

fuck, I should have done this before
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>>693264093
fuck off and never come back
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>>693265436
the thumbnail looks like theres a chopped off dick as the meat and a fried tarantula as the seaweed.

fuck I've been on /b/ for too long
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>>693268351
Thou sees I to gleek, oh nay, i'm not much for being a player in the daws court.

I only mean to applaud the reasoning of >>693264842
very much this whole question wouldst remain clouded for many an age if it be true not to the bright nature of this lad
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>>693263332
what the fuck are you even saying
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>>693263901
>>693263850
>tap
>21st century
you fucking idiots
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