hey /b this is my girlfriend and I.
Roast us!
Which one's the girlfriend
>>693260173
Both.
>>693260025
I like to roast cows not whales
>>693260173
my girlfriend is the one to the left of me.
>>693260025
Is that ya'lls reaction when the doctor told you that you were sterile?
>>693260728
Ouch
You guys actually look pretty cute together. Rooting for ya. Hope you have a nice day.
>>693260939
Don't give them pity.
>>693260939
thank you kind sir
>>693260025
which one is the girlfriend ?
>>693260025
This isnt reddit fucktard.
>>693261126
One negative comment could make someone have a shit day. It's within your power to anonymously make someone have a better day with as few words. Why would you choose the former?
>>693261396
Faggot
>>693261396
This guy
>>693260025
Got any nudes of the girlfriend?
>>693260025
Girl's fine. You're a neckbeard without a neckbeard.
>>693260025
you guys look exactly the same. hopefully youre the last of your species so that your children wont reproduce
>>693261396
because you're a massive raging faggot, that's why
>>693260553
Huehuehue
>>693261901
>>693261587
>>693261396
>>693262023
fuck off samefag
>>693261396
THE ROASTS ARE REAL
Both of you would be more attractive if you did not weigh as much
>>693262077
Nope
>Not a samefag
>Totally a different anon
>Fuck your face with a Mcnugget you cumguzzling piece of shit
>>693261396
You come to /b and ask that question?
>>693260025
Last time I saw so much hair in one place I was staring at my sister's vagina.
>>693262281
>>693262269
samefag trying to say hes a diffrent fag god i hate summer
She's not committed to you dude. Shes looking for an out. I can see it in her eyes.
>>693262350
>>693262077
Just fuck off newfag
>>693262556
summers trying to call me a new fag go to summer school kid
>>693262270
Obviously rhetorical
Makes you think tho
>>693262350
Now see...if you had any sort of a brain in your head, which its quite obvious that you don't, it would have occured to you that the OP of the post you are referring to was actually a very nice and genuine guy. My post, however, was insulting and demeaning. Pointing out the obvious fact that you, my silly little friend, are quite cancerous and autistic. Now fuck off and keep fucking off until you fuck off so hard that fuck right the fuck off of a fucking cliff and die. Sincerely, NOT THE NAMASTE DOUCHE
>>693262635
>>693262350
>god i hate summer
>original AF
>EDGELORD ANNOUNCEMENT PENDING
>Someone give this douchecanoe an award for being a dumbass
>>693262396
do you really think so man?
>>693262450
>>693262635
Suck it faggot
>>693262635
>inb4 ms paint
>>693262881
>>693262886
ayy
>>693260939
YOU JUST GOT BREADED!!!!
>>693262416
Moar
>>693261396
>>693262779
im not samefag but if you like her then have to change too so get her some dildos and stuff so shell know who the dungeon master is
man i thought id get like one rely didnt think you'd all fall for the bait
>>693262779
lol dude she looks fine to me
>>693260025
She's kind of cute, but you look like Chris Chan in a fucking wig.
>>693263100
>joke's on you, I was only ACTING retarded!
Fucking nigger.
You guys look straight out of the middle ages. Like your girl looks like a peasant woman with horrible breath and you were lucky enough to be a few social classes higher than her, otherwise she wouldnt want to associate with your overweight 17 year old Triple H looking ass.
>>693263100My posts had nothing to do with yours feg. I was busy telling fucky mcfuckface how much of a dipshit he is for thinking i was samefagging the peace and love post lel
>You're welcome for the bumps
>>693263554
>>693260025
Your girlfriend''s cute. Got nudes?
>>693263722
Nope. I'm actually retarded. Do you like fish sticks anon???
>>693263942
>>693260025
Why the fuck do you both look like a dudes with long hair? Swear you guys could be brothers.
>>693264036
Thats actually a pretty good pic of me...bet the aliens took it. I dont remember anybody being at that angle and taking a picture of me ever. That makes sense, right? Who else would take a pic like that? That you FBI??
>>693263909
just ass
>>693260939
That's fucking sick
>>693264431
Let's see it!
>>693265743
Nice, got more?
>>693260025
>>693265743
we want to see her ass not yours
>>693260025
>Roast us!
isn't that a hate crime? i mean seriously because picking on you would be too easy.
when did you two start transitioning to male turned females?
>>693260025
You look like a Down syndrome Thor who beat his sister half to death with his shit covered hammer.