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Need help, quick /b Im at a good friends place and we were chilling
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Need help, quick /b

Im at a good friends place and we were chilling on the PC and laptop to play together. He leaves to search for his phone charger and i wanted to play some nigga music on YouTube...however this popped up!

/b/rous what should i do? Im still at his place and intended to apend the night with him at first place
Haaaalp pls, wtf
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>>693258929
Fuck him in the ass and call him a faggot if he likes it
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>>693259106
this
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tell him to play oldschool runescape instead of that gay league of legends, fucking idiots
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>>693258929
How could you not tell he's a fag from watching "League of Legends Top 5 Plays Week 209"

And you wanna put on nigga music while your friend is wanking over you in the toilet?

Sounds like you suit each other OP
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>>693258929
search in his browser history
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>>693259802
this
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>>693258929

LoL? How didn't you know he was gay before?
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>>693259802
Yeah do this quick OP let's see how deep this faggot hole goes
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>>693259802
>>693259897
>>693259982
Op diliver
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>>693261022
Run OP
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>>693261022
Dude holy fuck your mate is proper fuckin gay! Lmaoooo what the fuck does no one know of.this?
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>>693261022
looks like he has a fondness for boys eating sperm, yuck! This is Just disgusting!
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>>693261204
>>693261222
>implying it isn't OP's computer
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>>693261358
See if he'll suck your dick. You're already half a fag for posting this shit, you may as well bust a nut.
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OP...

it is time to your new boyfriend what he craves for.
Just like The Purge, this one night will not be considered gay. All things, such as fisting, drinking semen, sucking cock and assfucking is allowed.
Make it a hot, sweaty night.

Just for once.
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>>693261482
then ur a one-third of a fag posting here
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Tell his parents that he's a faggot and show them the photos.
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>>693261716
This OP

You will not believe how heavenly it feels to cum balls deep inside a tight asshole with no fear of getting a girl pregnant.

Or to feel warm sauce being pumped deep up your butt.. It's as if you are being covered by a warm blanket.
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/shrug talk to him about it
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>>693258929
Honest answer? If you're really good buds, ask him how long he's known he was gay.

If you're just acquaintances, whip out your cock, get it hard, and see if he'll blow you.
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>>693261995
>>693262005
how should i start THIS conversation?? And what should i do after it?
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>>693261993
>cum balls deep inside a tight asshole
>no fear of getting a girl pregnant
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guys he s back with some spätzle and found his phone charger. how should i behave right now? i think he already realizes that something is wrong, i dunno what to do srsly guys halp
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>>693261995
>>/shrug
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>>693262172
Yea, cause she might shit out the semen overnight while she sleeps, and this mixture of semen and poop might ooze into her pussy.

That's how nigger babies are born, man!
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>>693258929

Come out as gay to him see what he says back. Say gotcha faggot I'm not gay wanna suck my cock
> he will want to
> if you're actually gay let him
> if not laugh and say no way you thought I'd let you suck my cock
> boom record it
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>>693262130
Honesty.

"So I was gonna fuck with you by putting shitty music on YouTube but that's not what came up. How come you never told me you were gay?"

Or you could just leave it alone, he isn't hitting on you, he's still the same friend you had. If he wants to tell you that's his business.
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>>693262130
Just ask him flat out if he's gay.. and tell him you don't care, still buddies.

"Dude, we've been buds for years...and I don't care about the answer...we'll still be buds. But I have to ask, are you gay?"

If he gets defensive, drop it. He's not ready to come out.
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>>693258929
try and get on him who doset want some of dat dick brh. or just carry one with your life we all know you jerk off to worse shit than gay porn
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>>693262470
should i shout that at him or ask him this normally?
i just cant continue normally being a friend of him with this type of information?
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>>693262476
im not sure whether i can be a friend with an homosexual
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>>693258929
Ignore it. I'm sure your computer's borne witness to stuff you wouldn't want your friends stumbling across.
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>>693262908
ur gay
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>>693262908
You're a shitty friend...go kill yourself.
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>>693263008
anything is better than boys eating sperm from eachothers
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>>693258929
it's not as bad as finding out he's looking at cp. but it's fine if it's gay porn, in fact i think everyone is a little bit gay. if you're comfortable with your sexuality then i dont see the problem
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>>693261716
i rather cut of a finger
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>>693263135
why??? i have the human right to select my friends
when someones get gay he has to anticipate that he gonna loose friends, especially with this kind of nasty porn
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>>693261894
That makes you one fourth

Hoh shit that makes me one fifth
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>>693263644
You got dubs, you're good.
Me on the other hand..
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>>693263604
That is true, but you chose him as a friend. And just because he's gay youre going to throw it all away? I hate gays as muchas the next guy but im not going to disown my friend if he turns out to be gay. That's the kind of petty shit women do.
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who gives a fuck at all if he's gay. grow the fuck up op it's 2016
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post a pic of your friend, i want to see what kind of faggot we are wirking with
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So your friends gay? And? Get him to come out of closet and use him as ultimate wingman.
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Ask him this
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>>693263960
why should it be inconsequential when ur friend secretly is lurking for your cock???
i cant go in changing room with him or play any sport with him in case he could "accidentally" touch me and so on and so on...
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>>693263975
any dickpics of him?
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>>693264213
who the fuck says he wants your cock faggot? Just because he's gay doesn't mean he wants to fuck every single male on this planet. If we follow your logic then that means you want to fuck every woman on this planet because you're straight. Ugly, fat, skinny etc. What an actual retard
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>>693264213
That's not how friend work m8, if you have straight women friend, do you think she is always hungry for your cock ? I don't think so, same for you gay friend, he surely don't give any fuck about your cock.
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>>693264213
uh.. do girls fear being near you because you might just randomly rape them? fucking bigot
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>>693258929
Do nothing cause you are probably an ugly neckbeard he is most likely interested in beautiful man
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>>693263975
his whatsapp profile painting
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>>693264213
you're just projecting your fears of wanting to suck his cock
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>>693262298
I knew it u Bavarian homos are fags. But don't worry we don't dicriminate ur kind.
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>>693258929
Is new Google feature called iGay automatically directs u to faggot site if it thinks u r gay
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>>693264213
I think you are secretly gay my friend
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>>693262908
You are already friends with a homosexual tho.......
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>>693264793
Time for some recherching
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>>693264427
His friend prolly thinks of him like a brother
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>>693258929
If you're that bothered that your friend as you call him likes to suck dick then you're not much of a friend.

Grow up, accept him as a queer and get on with life.
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Everyone calm the hell down.
It's actually one of his parents, I can feel it.
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>>693264427
but girls are not the sme like gay guys? boys want more sex than girls in general, and gay guys want more gay sex! furthermore they don have so many selection!
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>>693265088
Dubs of truth
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>>693263604
Because a real friend wouldn't let his friend's sexuality define their relationship.
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OP stop being a fuckwad, the kids a faggot let it go, he's still your friend and so what if he likes the D, if that kids stuck by you then you stick by him you fucker
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>>693264845
im Austrian faggot
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succ his dicc
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>>693265132
Can you stop being homophobe for two sec and realise that what you said is a bunch of crap based on nothing
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>>693265152
Found the queer
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>>693264793
this is another pic of him the best friend of us two made. i dont make many pics, perhap u already saw that my phone camera is fucked up ^^'
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>>693264901
why? this make no sense
thinking about it makes me vomiting
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newfags
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>>693265150
okay, assuming that i know for sure now that he s gay, how should i remark our friendship? besides the gay-abuse stuff, im not able anymore to talk about girl with him or about sex. And what if he would get a boyfriend?
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Just let him suck you off. Everyone knows you want it
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>>693265354
He is a fag and hangs out more with your crush that's why you hate him lol don't be jealous op you fucking faggot
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>>693265354
Are you honestly a fucking moron or just fucking blind? This kids hand motions and shit alone scream flamboyant, grow the fuck up and move on with your day you fucking faggot.
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>>693265721
You leave his house and never talk to him again. He deserves a better friend than a moron like you.
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>>693258929
>Implying this isn't your pc
>implying that your not a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA
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>>693258929
ZOMG MY FRINDA A GAY!!! fukn hell I though u summers were supposed to be the enlightened ones or some shit. Hell at least now u might get a decent blow job friend
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>>693258929
Slap him across the face with a glove And demand satisfaction in the arena of Greco-roman wrestling
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OP here. Looks like I wasaccidentally posting my own browser history after i logged in to chek gmail.
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>>693258929
Say nothing, go home, eat dinner, go to bed. Jack off about it.
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>>693265847
noo he doesnt seem gay
i never expected that he could be gay, still not believing it 100%
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>>693265721
How old are you?

You most certainly can talk to him about women you tard.. he'll likely have the feminine perspective. So long as you're clear that you're straight, he won't want your cock.

Hell, take him shopping with you for clothes, he'll make sure you look good for women.

So what if he gets a boyfriend? If he's a friend of yours and you're a real friend, wouldn't you want him to be happy?
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>>693265434
Show his parents. Do it 4 teh lulz.
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>>693261993
No you will just get aids instead... worth it
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Just cum all over his keyboard. He will get the message if u know what I mean!
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>>693265721
> gay abuse stuff
What, are you 12? Da fuq is wrong with you?

> not able to talk about a girl nor sex
Why the fuck not? Just because he's gay doesn't mean he's unable to talk about girls or sex. Again, are you fucking 12? Grow up, kiddo.
> what if he gets a boyfriend
Then good for him? Why is that an issue? He's gay, so he's gonna date other men.

Seriously, grow up. Fuck's sake...

Your friend is gay, but you're the real faggot. Holy shit.
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>>693264793
Really? You should've known he was fucking gay with a face like that you faggot.
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>>693261022
>Gay straight cumshots
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>>693266280
okay and then i tell my stories aoubt my bitches and he tell his storys with his ...boys or what? do u really fucking think this conversation could work?

1. im not sure whether i can cal him still friend 2. do you think i can look this couple in the eyes normally and hang out with them knowing that they fuck eachother and my friend is very probalby eating his cum?!
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>>693267242
>probably eating his cum
>probably
have you ever had a blowjob you faggot of an OP
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>>693267177
kek
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>>693267242
youre the one that doesnt deserve his friendship if you actually dislike him so much just cause he likes dick you fucking mongol
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>>693267242
So fucking what? Gay guys don't talk about their sex lives with straight guys. They may talk about relationship issues....the same kind of relationship issues straight people have.

Seriously, grow up. If this guy is a great friend, who he fucks shouldn't make a damn bit of difference.
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>>693258929
if he's a /b/tard, make nothing out of it. He prolly just clicked it to find JPGs or vids to shitpost on /b/. I sometimes find myself on shadey parts of the netz just to find JPGs for shtposting.

Or he could be gay, then >>693259106
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>>693267242
If you hang out with a women, your friend gonna see two person having sex or two friend loving each other ? Protips : the second answer is correct.
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>>693267579
im also against OP, but YOU probably never got ur dick sucked when u think jizz eating is something usual
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>>693258929
Gay anon here, I'll break it down 4 u
I'm assuming he isn't out of the closet.
If he isn't I would honestly act like you never saw it.
If he makes a move on you, then you know why.
I'm telling you this 100% don't force someone to come out to you.
It was hard enough for me to accept myself, thankfully I had one friend who never pressured me and was there when family wasn't.
Coincedently it was a guy friend whom I just really trusted.
If this guy is really your friend, then just treat him normal it's not like it's a big deal he is gay.
I know people on this site hate fags but I gave a hard enough time dealing with homophobia irl so just be a good friend to the guy that's all anyone needs sometimes
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>>693264793
uni wien, ne?
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>>693261022
Change his desktop image to gay-cum-eaters.jpg?
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>>693259787
Not to mention the "jailbreak IOS".
Confirmed massive dickfag.
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>>693267242
I talk to my married bud about my sexual explorations. He thinks it's hilarious etc. You know why? Because he isn't a backwards dickhead.

Secondly, If you can look at your parents and talk to them despite the fact that your mom was cumdumped by your dad. Then you can easily talk to your friend. Shit, I'd call him a cum guzzler in front of his bf
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>>693258929
>CTRL+H
>check his porn
>if it's good you're in good hands
>if it's bad ask him to bring friend
>if he watches submissive and you loke to be pounded ask if he can do you this once
>if else tell him it's a no go coz both of you won't enjoy getting buttfucked
Thank me later faggot and have a good night
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>>693268147
Jaaaaa kennste ihn? :O
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>>693263960
yeah guys its "the current year".
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>>693268127
okay this ones touched me, perhaps i really should stay his back

but i dont want to be interfered in this gay stuff
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>>693268223
KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>693269793
Agreed. Best response.

But remember, he's probably jacking it whilst thinking about you.
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>>693270160
Yuck okay this is disgusting! I cant handle this friendship this is too much >:O
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>>693269218
erkennt man am Hintergrund. Ausserdem "Schnellwahl"-Tab vom Chrome.
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A straight friend of mine found gay porn on my computer once. Later drunkenly told me it was okay that I was gay. I'm still in the closet though.
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>>693271873
What kind of gayporn,
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>>693267242
Were you going to fuck him before? Do you intens to fuck him now? If no to both, why the fuck do you care where he sticks his dick?
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>>693271829
Ok creeeeepy xD war schon geschockt wie klein die welt is
Was hältst du von der sache brou?
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>>693270609
Are you jacking off while thinking about your girl friends? And if so, how is that different?
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>>693272429
When i sticks his dick into me???
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>>693272614
Girls abd their aesthetic are made for this kind of fantasies and the girls could pissibly do this stuff with me as she likes my sex
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