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2016-07-06 07:40:55 Post No. 693253840
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:40:55 Post No. 693253840 [Report]
/b/ get me sex. Or at least nudes. I'll deliver if we succeed.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:41:26 Post No.693253895
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:41:26 Post No.693253895 [Report]
>>693253840
She's the chubby one.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:42:13 Post No.693253983
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>>693253840
Holy shit those thighs man
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:43:58 Post No.693254175
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:43:58 Post No.693254175 [Report]
>>693253840
I'll bump
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:45:31 Post No.693254364
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:45:31 Post No.693254364 [Report]
Monitoring
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:46:02 Post No.693254409
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:46:02 Post No.693254409 [Report]
>>693253840
I'd jim all over her pam
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:47:03 Post No.693254499
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:47:03 Post No.693254499 [Report]
thicc

holy shit. I would impregnate this bitch.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:47:33 Post No.693254541
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>>693254409
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:48:47 Post No.693254689
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:48:47 Post No.693254689 [Report]
>>693254499
Thats what i'm trying to do. Also will a girl get weirded out if you send her a tinder message at 4 am?
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:48:56 Post No.693254713
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:48:56 Post No.693254713 [Report]
Just put a common, well known Office quote. She will eat that up
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:49:55 Post No.693254856
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:49:55 Post No.693254856 [Report]
>>693254713
Like what? I never watched the office.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:51:20 Post No.693255088
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>>693253840
Bumping for thick girls
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:52:35 Post No.693255288
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:52:35 Post No.693255288 [Report]
>>693254856
"Have you ever had a cream pie?"
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:54:34 Post No.693255510
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:54:34 Post No.693255510 [Report]
>>693255288
Is that actually well known or will I look like a weirdo?
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:55:08 Post No.693255558
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:55:08 Post No.693255558 [Report]
>>693254713
Hey, i saw your profile and thought i just HAD to take a chance to say hello.
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - Wayne Gretzky
-Micheal Scott
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:57:30 Post No.693255778
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:57:30 Post No.693255778 [Report]
>>693255510
Nah she'll know it for sure, it's a recurring joke.

Don't say this though>>693255558 very poor taste
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:59:52 Post No.693256005
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:59:52 Post No.693256005 [Report]
>>693255778
This guy actually has the right idea. It puts the idea of sex into her mind immediately as well as referencing her favorite show
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:59:57 Post No.693256016
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 07:59:57 Post No.693256016 [Report]
>>693253840

Ayy babby I want to paint you green and eat you like a naughty avocado.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:00:39 Post No.693256094
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>>693255288
I just found this. do you think it would work?

>>693255558
I actually know and like this. Even I know the quote cause its a leddit meme. The only problem is it sounds kind of beta to me.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:04:45 Post No.693256478
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:04:45 Post No.693256478 [Report]
>>693255288
>>693256005
Ok I'll do this. Should I put quotations around it or does that seem to beta? Also do grills mind if you tinder message them at 4 am? I'm pretty new to tinder so I don't really know what I'm doing. Also kinda drunk.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:08:54 Post No.693256849
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>>693253840
Bumping with another pic of grill
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:14:02 Post No.693257356
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:14:02 Post No.693257356 [Report]
>>693253840
bump

pls help
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:15:44 Post No.693257507
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>>693253983
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:20:52 Post No.693257953
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>>693256016

This is your only chance.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:24:28 Post No.693258284
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:24:28 Post No.693258284 [Report]
>>693257507
this makes me sooooooo horny
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:24:30 Post No.693258286
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:24:30 Post No.693258286 [Report]
>>693256478
Do it.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:25:44 Post No.693258392
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>>693257507
Went to high school with this chick, those thighs are ridiculous
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:27:01 Post No.693258513
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:27:01 Post No.693258513 [Report]
>>693258286
Give me source of quote.
Fuck man are you guys trying to trick me? I googled that phrase with "the office? and nothing came up for it.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:27:42 Post No.693258565
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:27:42 Post No.693258565 [Report]
>>693253840
God, why does every chick think she's Pam? I immediately swipe left on these girls
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:28:15 Post No.693258615
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:28:15 Post No.693258615 [Report]
>>693258392
I'd give anything to be shrunken down and live in her pants
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:29:08 Post No.693258697
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>>693253840
how the fuck are her hips/ass/thighs so remarkably fat relative to the rest of her? It's like she has elephantiasis or some shit.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:29:25 Post No.693258727
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:29:25 Post No.693258727 [Report]
>>693258565
Why do you give a fuck if she thinks she's Pam or not?
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:30:46 Post No.693258854
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:30:46 Post No.693258854 [Report]
>>693258697
Elephantitis of the ass my man. Also her tits look kinda fat but I'm alright with that.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:31:29 Post No.693258930
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:31:29 Post No.693258930 [Report]
>>693257507
>>693258392
She has a serious medical condition and its only gonna get worse. kinda sad really
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:32:54 Post No.693259052
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>>693258854
I mean that's literally what I posited in my comment but wasn't exactly serious. Anyway, gross. I like a fat ass and thick girls but it just looks so out of proportion
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:33:15 Post No.693259093
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:33:15 Post No.693259093 [Report]
>>693258930
I'd pay a $1000 to eat her ass.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:33:44 Post No.693259135
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:33:44 Post No.693259135 [Report]
>>693253840
it's like she absorbed the body fat of the girl beside her
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:34:17 Post No.693259191
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:34:17 Post No.693259191 [Report]
>>693259052
fuck you dude. Your standards are to high.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:34:27 Post No.693259206
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:34:27 Post No.693259206 [Report]
>>693259093
thats how she makes her living, almost.. She sells "request" videos. not much more she can do
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:35:08 Post No.693259262
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:35:08 Post No.693259262 [Report]
>>693259052
Also I've had like 6 beers so that might be inflencing me.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:35:37 Post No.693259313
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>>693257507
>>693258392
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:36:01 Post No.693259353
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:36:07 Post No.693259362
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>>693259206
Can you post link where i can make requests?
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:36:33 Post No.693259412
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>>693259353
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:36:54 Post No.693259444
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>>693259412
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:38:01 Post No.693259557
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>>693259444
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:40:19 Post No.693259768
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:40:19 Post No.693259768 [Report]
>>693259412
Goddamn. Not only is her body fantasy tier but she has a pretty face on top of all that.

>>693259362
this. Whats her name.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:45:35 Post No.693260255
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>>693259412
>>693259557
>>693259444
>>693259353
>>693259313
>>693258392
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>>693255088

Are you guys really attracted to centaurs? Fuck /b/...
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:49:42 Post No.693260647
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All of your advice was shit so I ended up doing this
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:51:50 Post No.693260821
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>>693259768
https://www.instagram.com/love.randalin/?hl=en
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:54:02 Post No.693260998
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:54:02 Post No.693260998 [Report]
>>693260647
Idiot
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:56:48 Post No.693261217
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>>693260647
sooo much better
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:58:17 Post No.693261361
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 08:58:17 Post No.693261361 [Report]
>>693260647
I cringed so hard the building shook
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:04:30 Post No.693261873
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:04:30 Post No.693261873 [Report]
>>693260998
>>693261217
>>693261361
Its not that bad. Girls love corny pick up lines, emotiicons, and it puts sexual ideas in her head.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:11:36 Post No.693262485
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:11:36 Post No.693262485 [Report]
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>>693261217
>>693260998
explain yourselves? Where did I go wrong?
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:21:12 Post No.693263284
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:21:12 Post No.693263284 [Report]
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>>693261873
OTT corny pickup lines (particularly unoriginal ones) do not work most of the time.

Make an observation about her, her pic, her profile to show that you have actually read it.

Make is short, 1 or 2 lines max.
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:22:42 Post No.693263408
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Anonymous 2016-07-06 09:22:42 Post No.693263408 [Report]
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>>693263284
So i checked her profile, shes making a reference to "the office" tv show. theres an angle, dont overthink it tho
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