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>>693253069
i usually hide around 140 threads when browsing 4chan.

my friends mom tried to car me in the back of my fingers friend

>>693253069
I fondle and finger my niece's pussy and ass when she sleeps over.
She's 7.

I'm a murderer and have watched the rape of a 14 year old by a 25 year old and decided to record it. Raped her after he left too. Getting hard thinking about it. The 14 year old girl was my cousin

Been cucking some dude for about a year now
Would feel bad, but the dude's a piece of trash

My brothers and I had a really incestuous relationship from around age 5 to 13. Constantly fooling around any moment we had the chance. Thinking about how sexual we both were kind of makes me cringe.

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ImmolationBro reporting. Currently burning myself with lighters and waiting for sleep to happen. How're you kids doing tonight?

When I was young, I had a fetish for man to woman transformation. Then I realized I just liked breast expansion. Then I realized I like breast and butt expansion. Then I finally realized I liked hentai more than live action porn.

>>693253839
Blow ya brains out. It's over for you man. No cure. You got to be put down.

I suck cocks <3

>>693253069

I go for walks every night between 1:30 and 3:00 am and on these walks I go to a park and walk around completely naked.

Walking around in a public place like this without a stitch of clothes on me feels so fucking good and relaxing. Not to mention it's extremely erotic and really gets me horny.

So horny that I end up jacking off and cumming all over the childrens playground equipment for them to find in the morning.

>>693253839
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>>693254645
you people help me believe that the old /b/ isn't completely dead yet.

>>693253069
My mother used to be a fall-down blackout drunk who I banged while she was in a drunken coma. My younger sister is also my daughter. Neither of them know she is MY kid.

>>693254834
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i wanna kill myself

I'm an eproctophile.

>>693253839
I shower with my 7yo niece (and other nieces) fairly often, she is old enough now to wash herself but when she, and my other nieces, were younger i had to help them quite a few times. Most recently showered with her and a 9yo niece a few days ago, didnt go any further than that, nothing sexual though I admit they are pretty cute, 9yo is starting to develop and has an awesome body but i only look, no touching.

>>693254834
Rules 1 & 2, faggot

>>693255029
How long ago was this?

>>693255029
How do you know?

>>693255281

lol shut the fuck up

is this day 1 for you mate

Me and my best friend used to have sex with each other from the ages of 8 to 16.

His mother caught me sucking her son's dick at least 7 or 8 times. Most times that she caught us I was completely naked too and would be stroking my cock while I sucked my friends dick.

So not only did she see me with a mouth full of her son's penis but she also saw my naked penis many times as well.

Knowing she saw my cock really turns me on and I've jacked off hundreds of times thinking about it

>>693255363
She introduced me to 4chan when she was a teen. I won't say more, she trolls /b/ and I don't want her to find out.

>>693255429
Row Row Fight tha Powah

>>693253069
i always pretend that i'm a homosexual male on /b/ so i don't have to post tits and all that shit

>>693255413
She is a cute female clone of me. None of Mom's "love interests" stuck around long because she always picked booze over men.

>>693253069
I took my girlfriend to an orgy once and watched as people used her. When they asked me if I knew her I lied and said no.

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>>693255445
lol were you doing it in the middle of the kitchen/living room or something?

>>693253069
>sometimes, i dream about cheese.

>>693255612
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

>>693255887
damn i do the same, then i wake up and eat the whole thing

>>693255221
Do you get a boner when you shower with them?

>>693255924
Go 2 bed, Dan

One time I was drunk late at night and had to stumble home. On my way there, I masturbated and came all over a church's doorknob.

>>693255786
Cold blooded.

I let guys "groom" me online because I get off on thinking I'm being abused. I tell them I don't wanna take pics or cam for them and I let them coerce me into it. Hottest thing is when they blackmail me afterwards, and they often do. My top fantasy is this happening in real life, like having to give a blowjob or they'll send videos to my friends and family. I'm weird as fuck.

>>693256135
How did you know that you nut all over a doorknob... You were drunk.

Last time my cousin was here i stole one of her thongs.
Apparently, she was on her period.

Incest secret: My little cousins and I used to do weird ass shit. My cousin who's a year younger than me and I used to be obsessed with trying to have anal with each other (but didn't know how to do it) we got busted a few times too. Then after his brother was born, when his little brother was about 3-4 and I was like probably 12-11 we'd still be obsessed with trying to fuck each other. I'd also dry hump my female cousin who's two years younger than me and would masturbate when I was 11 thinking about touching her

>>693255445

Alot of the times we got caught I would be sucking my friend off in his shed.

Other times we got caught while we were swimming in his pool

Whenever I'd sleep at his house we'd sleep in his waterbed together so when we'd wake up we'd both be horny so I'd giving him a blowjob right away and is mother used to come into the room and catch us all the time.

She was never mad about it and the first couple times she just appologized and would leave us but after catching us more and more she used to joke about it and say things like "Not Again..." and "Holy Shit you two are horny little bastards."

>>693256135
>imagine being catholic and having to tell the priest during your next confession session

Sometimes i like to push my peenor up into my body and tape it all down so i can wear the my friends moms secksy thongs. i think he knows though, cause he keeps leaving her underwear in my laundry when he comes over and then he sends me weird texts about how i could 'totally be girl for a day' sometimes. How do i tell him he's a fag but still get his mom's panties? :o

>>693255534
I hope this isn't my dad...

>>693256042
sometimes, but usually not for long. I dont even worry about it, if it happens it happens. Plus, they have brothers so theyve seen dicks lots of times, just smaller.

>>693253069
I haven't told anyone this until now. I jaywalked across the road.

>>693256387
got a contact method? coercion and blackmail where you know the blackmailee is secretly enjoying it is hot.

Done blackmail roleplay a few times and it's ok, actually coerced semi-willing girls into nudes and sex and found it hot as fuck.

>>693257016
YOU MONSTER!

>>693257016
did you at least look both ways 1st??

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I used to have a cat that loved to lick my dick. I can't count the number of times i came on her face and i'm pretty sure my knob has nerve damage from her rough tongue now.

I fuck dogs since i was 14. so half or my life now

>>693256633
Dude, wut

>>693256389
I remember things when I'm drunk, especially stopping in front of a church.

>>693257144
same. I used to have a cat when I was about 14 and loved to have her eat my pussy. Once I had her do it while my cousin slept in the same room

>>693256760
I think someone's dad just bailed out for the night while a femanon is checking to see what he is doing on his computer.

>>693257113
All I did was speed walk across the road that'd all I have done! :(

When I was with one of my exgf's I used to go to the gym twice a week before having to take care of her two sisters for the night while she and her mum worked night shift. I used to get pumped and then show myself off after a shower and let them feel me up. Good times.

One time i ate a whole pizza all to myself

>>693257420
Mike? I was on the shitter, you could have saved me a couple slices. If you are not Mike, nevermind.

>>693257527
Fuck you buddy those slices were mine the second you left.

I once ate 9 cans of ravioli.

>>693253325
Such as?

I like young boys.
Very young ones.

I hate life, and have hated myself since I was 10. I constantly think of suicide, and almost streamed my suicide to /b/ a few years ago, but didn't end up making the post because im a pussy.

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>>693255029
Go on.

>>693253069
fucked a girl behind my wife's back for a few months. Got her pregnant, convinced to get an abortion.

Sex was good, guilt is not.

>>693257625
Dick move, Mike. Dick move.

>>693253069
I was bored at work and I ate a hand full of rocks. Incredible pain for days.

>>693257737
sexually? any specific thing?

>>693257830
Nobody likes to admit it. But I did, and I'm ashamed of myself.

>>693257956
haha fuck that show was funny until season 7

>>693253069
My ex gf fucked behind my back
I fucked behind her back
I do some crimes sometimes (serious ones)
I got a lot of fetishes and like BDSM world in general
I lie to get my goals
I do drugs but everyone thinks I am clean.
I use to cry when no one is there, I am emotional cunt.
I like to humiliate weak ones and exploit others to get my goals, sometimes I feel bad about it.
I want to change my life 100% but dont know how.
I broke up with my ex and I want her back, now we got out etc..but all I want is sex, I just realised, also I like cudling, sleeping together but I dont like to go out with her cuz my ex's before here were better looking.
When I was younger I beated up some guy and pissed on him, put gun in his mouth etc...later he tried suicide.
I jerk to cuckold porn, I would like to be a bull in general but sometimes I would like to be a cuck, I feel ashamed after I cum while jerking to that fantazy (its not that often)
I would like to fuck trap, literaly to rape her and beat her.
I fucked my gf in the ass even she said NO and she was in pain, I felt insane amount of pleasure when she said she cant sit anymore!
I love banana spam and I used to spam a lot of boards.

>>693257892
Jesus I was hungrier than a black child in Africa!

>>693253069
i want to be starved by someone

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>>693253325
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>>693254576

https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx

come visit b general

>>693257795
Top lolz

>>693254192
Edgy

>>693257057
It doesn't work if the guy knows it... -_-

I hate/dislike nearly everyone/everything I've come across, including family and girlfriend.

>>693258026
Holy fuck. That is exactly me in a nutshell. Ive never heard truer words spoken

>>693253069
I had sex with my milf neighbor when we just moved in when I was 14, pretending to be 18. I recorded it. When she found out I was 14, she said she could not do it again because I was too young and I lied. I gave her a copy of us having sex and told her if we did not continue to bang, my parents and the police would see it. Blackmailed her with it for sex for 6 years before I moved to another state.

I'm jacking it to furry SL porn right the fuck now.

>>693253069

Here's one that literally happened less than 24 hours ago

>21 years old
>live with two roomates who are a year younger (one male, one female)
>female is a total babe
>from a small country town so her family was religious af
>actually has respect for herself, dresses extremely nice unlike most hoes
>has a faaat booty too
>anyways
>24 hours ago
>I'm home
>both my roomates are at work
>they won't be back for a while
>I'm horny
>start jerking off
>mid session start fantasizing about female roomate
>realize her room is empty and will be for hours
>move to her room
>jerk off in her room
>looking at her pictures of her and her friends
>looking at her bra and panties
>grabbing her panties and rubbing them on my cock
>eventually blow a massive load on her floor
>clean it up
>leave no trace I was ever there

Not gunna lie I felt like complete scum after. I've never done anything like that prior to today, I have a girlfriend, we gave a good sex life too, I was just home alone and wanted to live a fantasy I guess.... I think I actually just respect my roomate too much though, I just felt bad after lol

I'd really like to fuck an obese woman, preferably a little more mature. I would seem like such a creep if I ever tried to hit on one of them.

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister, have been for a couple months, have fucked pretty much every day this summer

>>693258587
>if true
you remind me of this dude:
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198090380218/
>check his comments
half cringy fags trying to cheer him up, half h8 comments... often the h8 comments are from the cringy fags after they discover what an asshole he is...

>>693258504
I'm the opposite. If I know the girl is secretly into it I'll be a lot more forceful and manipulative.

If you change your mind let me know. I'm in contact with a few recreational blackmailers I met on here who'd love a tipoff about a vulnerable girl.

I haven't eaten today because I'm so broke that I can barely take care of myself but I don't tell anyone because I'm ashamed that I can't take care of myself and don't want people to feel sorry for me.

>>693258916
its the best, especially when they are pure filth and fuck like it as well.

>>693259019
>I don't understand how he can hate everything...
he says being nice makes him feel sick

While having sex with my ex, heard her grandmother choking in other room. Never said anything, she died. Still remember the sex 7 years later.

I love punching my balls while jerk off.

I fuck my friend gf on a regular basis, it started a few months ago, I have no regrets though because she is a whore and I know he'll get rid of her sooner or later(plus the thrill is fucking cash)

>>693258770
Attention underage horndogs... blackmail rape instructions here.

>>693259058
The thing that does it for me is their disregard for me and their lust for me, that really goes away if they know I'm into it :x sorry

>>693259201
>pussy shit

I've tried to castrate myself

>>693259209
Okay... so... you are a typical player? How rare.

I sometimes use an electric razor as a vibrator.

I'm a dude

>>693259019
He seems annoying.

>>693259352
I've done that.

I'm attracted to a fellow work mate.

>>693259095
One day I'm sure I'll be lucky. I've tried CL, but there were either chubby or thin.

>>693259477
bars and clubs work wayyy better
the fat desperate uggers are left over at the end. Most are absolutely gagging for it as well.

a year ago my mom moved my family into the city away from all my friends. Since I can't afford to live on my own I was forced to go with her. So I started pretending to go out and make new friends when really I was watching her through the window and waiting for her to lay down or get in the shower. I see her do all kinds of shit like masturbate while on the phone, eat popcorn from the bag by pouring it in her mouth so her hands don't get cheesy. Anyway after she would lay down I would sneak back into the house and move things around to make her think the house was haunted. My plan worked and eventually we moved back to my town, but I still do it for some reason. I'm addicted to fucking with my family and freaking them out. My mom is convinced a demon is haunting her and she spends most her time now reading things online about poltergeists and ghosts.

>>693259333
actually no, It's vert rare that I get laid like this,I'm no loser but I'm far far away from being a player

>>693259333
Also nice trips

i used to frequently fap to pictures of my parents having sex

>>693253069
Cheating on my amazing girlfriend with a slut that I'm probably going to leave my amazing girlfriend for because I'm retarded. I think about killing myself about half of the time that I'm awake, the slut makes me feel alive and will hopefully fuck me up so bad I will actually go through with the suicide.

I steal weed from my stoner roommate all the time.

He works full-time, has a girl, pretty much has his life together but he buys so much weed that I can constantly sneak into his room and smoke a couple bowls from his stash without him ever realizing.

I never take more than a gram at a time. But I've lived with him for so long, and it's happened so much, it honestly has had to have added up at this point.

It would just be so impossible for him to ever notice though, it's just a pile of busted weed and with the amount I take he'd have to be rainman to catch on.

>>693259415
>VERY
He adds a million people randomly, and never talks to them. then complains about how bad his life is. boo-hoo. I wish he legitimately would drink bleach, he's such an asshole to everybody then wonders why nobody likes him.
>"I can't help it, being nice makes me feel sick!"
I tell him, he needs meds, not even being rude, was being honest and nice too
>He calls me a fucking retard for even suggesting it.
fuck him.

>>693259727
Can you buy weed yourself?

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>>693253069
I'm hearing voices since 6 years in my head that I can't control

I don't even tell my therapist out of fear that she'll send me to a nut house

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about seven or eight years ago i spoke at the funeral of a guy i used to sell opiates to back in high school. at some point i actually introduced him to heroin knowing full well he had an addictive personality (sometimes you just know). I stopped selling just before I went to college, and six months later i hear from one of his friends that he OD'd on some low quality heroin cut with who knows what. his parents always saw me whenever i dropped by to make a sale, and they reached out to me thinking i was his best friend or some shit (they were never suspicious; i like to think that for a person who peddles dope I dress fairly well, plus I'm asian - i mean, what suburban white parents would be suspicious of me?) but in reality i couldn't stand that poser ass. didn't feel bad at all that i got him hooked on this shit

pic related, part of the reason this fucker was so annoying

>>693259598

this went in a completely different direction than I expected.... but I still feel just as sorry for you lol

>>693258643
>Holy fuck. That is exactly me in a nutshell. Ive never heard truer words spoken
KEK, nice to have a similar anon.
What are the things that suits you, I mean what of those things I mentioned you did or you do today?

>>693259727
I've been doing the same thing with my sister for about a year now. She's asked me before if I've taken some and now leaves traps to catch me but I'm so good at detecting them that I'm still able to not get caught

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>>693253069
I once did a triple penetration with my friend's girlfriend. I liked it when my cock was rubbing against my friend's cock while we were fucking her. I thought it was a pleasant sensation in my opinion.

>>693259181
And masturbate often

>>693259931
Tell your therapist. You will get medication. Keep it a secret and you WILL end up in the nuthouse.

>>693259727
Buy your own damn weed shithead. You smoked off another mans stash for too long. Have some educate. What are you, 18?

>>693253069
need advice actually
>found a 16 chick from a fake account
>no biggie just chatting
>Wants to see me
>send two old pics of me
>wants to be in a relationship
>why not
>sends me nudes with trying much
>strips for me on cam
Need to break it off before someone finds out
I live in a different country though

>>693260083
This
You're going to commit a crime or lose your fucking mind and be in the mental health system for a long time. Or you can tell your therapist, you'll get a psychiatrist in an outpatient environment and get treated.

>>693259598
LMFAO

When mom thinks the crib is haunting but you're just a peepin perv

>>693260083
>>693260225
But I like talking to her

>>693259931
Those might just be your actual thoughts, but you refuse to believe they came from you. What do they say usually? Things you find you should be morally ashamed of or against?

>>693260241
It's not like I'm watching her and getting off to hit, it's more like I'm observing and waiting for a time to strike and allude her. It's a rush I can't explain

>>693260083
I told. Got put away

>>693259901

Most of the time. I'm a bit of an addict though, so it's a bit wasteful for me to buy it because I'll just burn through it and barely get anything from it.

If I just mooch of him when he's at work or something then I at least have to control myself somewhat, enjoy the two free bowls I get or something, ya know?

>>693260205
Can you cut contact? Delete profiles and/or blockage?

>>693259931
do yoy want to be friends?

>>693260396
it's probably the same kind of rush you get when you steal shit or cheat on a test

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>>693258026
I was ok with it all until the banana bit
go to hell m8

>>693260481
Just have some self control. Remember that the longer breaks you take between smoking the higher you'll get. Smoke like a bowl every two days for a while and stick like that.

>>693259257
no need to be sorry, good luck with it.

Who knows, you might already be an entry in my blackmail-material file. There's a lot of people in there.

>>693260484
what about the pics if put it up somewhere I am fucked
easily recognizable
although they are just face and no nudes

Alright then i'll give it a quick go.

I get hard when I play Fire Emblem.
Also, I don't masturbate. I just watch porn and get an erection.

>>693260178

"Have some educate"

How about being smart enough to not waste any money on weed because I have some dumbass supplying me for free

Who the fuck comes into a secrets thread and then shits on someone's confession. If he really cared he could set traps like that other anon mentioned, but he doesn't because he's an idiot.

Fuck off.

>>693260603
Yeah but to create fear and watch your family be constantly on edge is so liberating. Plus I get to pretend I'm afraid to and in a way i am afraid. Their fear is so real that it scares me. I don't think I can ever stop

I'm banned on another ip. Retards can't stop me. Even though I did nothing

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>>693260395
its not my own thoughts

I can talk to the voice
she's nice to me and cares for me

but I read on the internet that schizophreniacs can't talk to their voices

so maybe I'm just imagining it but it's been already 6 years

im afraid that my therapist will call me a liar or try to drug me

>>693260650

Straight up! I got some demons but I totally know what you mean. My girlfriend has been trying really hard with trying to help me find that balance. It's just hard when you have other shit going on (trying to graduate from uni, start your career etc.)

I appreciate the honest advice though, really.

>>693260703
>While playing waifu simulator
This suprises you?

>>693260073
A triple penetration... Woah.

Who took her analy then?

>>693260974
Try getting a new therapist and explain it to them. If you just allow the voices to continue it will get worse and take over your life. It's better to get help for it now then end up in a mental hospital later

>>693260692
>old pics
>fake account

how much does she know about you? town? workplace? If she had to get in contact with you out of the blue, how close could she get?

If the answer is 'she knows fuck all', you can cut all contact. pictures of your face on the internet somewhere are very unlikely to be seen by friends and you can claim somebody else used old pics of you.

if she knows where you work or your city/full name? Don't go with a sudden break, go with a gradual one. Be online less, maybe don't turn up a few times when she expects you to. be nice but seem a bit more distant. there'll be a few difficult conversations, reassure her that its all okay but keep acting the same.

I do this to girls all the time when they start getting too close. Usually you can wait a few months and then start reeling them back in again for more, and repeat the process.

>>693254192
Thanks for The edgyness

>Be eleven
>Neighbor is an old pedo
>Spied on me and friends
>Exposed himself to me several times
>Tried to touch me a few times
>No gusta
>Never occurred to me to tell parents
>Fourth of July comes around
>Dad buys fireworks and we light em off
>Not supposed to in town but yolo
>Sleepy time comes and dad puts up the leftovers
>Had a storage closet down hallway
>Go get ready for bed before cheeky idea comes into my head
>Decide to aim a firework at his house for terrorizing me
>Don't know what it's called but it was basically a little rocket that shot off a stick
>End up shooting it from the park behind his house
>Don't see where it goes but it makes a high pitched whining sound, no boom
>Run inside after shooting it
>Take off robe and shoes and hop into bed
>Fall asleep but dad wakes me up soon after
>Yelling at me but I'm sleepy
>Dad picks me up and takes me outside
>Slightly freaking out because I'm nude and thought I got caught
>Turns out neighbors house got caught on fire
>Dad took me to our car and we ended up staying in a hotel for a few days

Never got caught, but my parents got questioned. Pedo moved because his house was beyond repair. Think the police wrote it up as dumb teenagers fucking up with fireworks. Kinda went through a big emotional ride that night, kek.

>>693258026
Not to judge but damn it I hate you for banana spam

>>693257885
You sound like every regular of /b/

>>693255192
Whats that anon?

I once stuck a dogs tail up its own asshole in front of my cousin. I thought it was funny but he did not. Neither the dog or my cousin thought that was funny.

I have fucked one of my friends when she has been passed out drunk

>>693261208
Her boyfriend was the only one allowed to do her anally at first. While it was me and another friend who took her pussy. In the end though he didn't care and I ended up doing a double anal penetration with him.

>>693258859
you don't respect her that much if you wanked into her panties

>>693257885
life is what you make of it

>>693261404
You should hate yourself for browsing YLYL

>>693261291

Damm!!! That would be hella intense! I can definitely relate from doing some risky shit as a kid.

One of those nights you probably over-analyzed EVERY word your parents said to you. Wondering if they knew haha, great story anon

>>693261430
Basically I'm sexually attracted to farting. Specifically girls farting in my face. Can't get enough of it. You'd be surprised how many women like to do it too.

I created the Keit-ai meme.

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>>693261540
So let's make it right

>>693261639
But isn't that disgusting?

>>693261291
>pedo
>fireworks
>4th july

mfw
>26, staying at family friends holiday house
>everyone running round for 4th of july having fun
>girl over the back fence says come over
>nobody there but me and her
>wanna make a fireworks show
>um okay
>think shes got some awesome fireworks to let off
>tells me to sit down on the couch
>pulls my pants down
>starts playing with my cock
>um
>"make it do fireworks"
>cum everyhwere
>clean up
>go back to party
>have fun for the rest of the night

Your random story made me recall that.

>>693261639
Animated James, gtfo.

>>693261639
You're a fucking animal

>>693261710
Maybe to (you); but not me.

>>693261754
How old was the girl?

my girlfriends shit on me twice, once on my chest and once in my mouth. she brings it up everytime I don't want to see her family.

>>693261755
No idea what you're talking about, honestly.

>>693261766
Thanks, I think?

>>693261882
no idea, she looked pretty pre-pubescent

My wife has no libido and if someone even remotely attractive talks to me I fap furiously to the idea of them.

How to let people know I'm dtf but on the DL ?

I posted some stories about how I took creepshots of my female friends last night. Anyone want me to continue those? I ended up going to bed.

>>693261964
That wasn't a compliment. You probably have shit breath

>>693253069
I intentionally dont select all the images that match the captcha request. It goes through about 75% of the time. Fuck the man.

>>693262140
Make eye contact with them while removing your wedding ring for a second. If your wife notices just say it was bothering you

There used to be cp of girl called cat goddess posted on /b/ all the time. One night, a few of us were sick of it set out to figure out where she was. I ended up finding her vk, and posting in to the thread because I knew that fbi/europol were watching, and mentioned as much in my post. Two months later, her step-father was arrested.

I haven't really forgotten about her. I remember the first time I saw the profile, I didn't know what to do. I browsed the photos, and saw step-dad. I made me really angry. I was really hesitant to post her profile to /b/, because of the craziness that would result. I also knew that meant she would be rescued.

I sold my business about a year ago. For whatever reason, too much spare time or whatever, I started thinking about and found her again. I just kind of browsed her profile. I wanted to communicate with her, and make sure she was okay. I wanted to tell her that I found her, I felt the need to apologize. Instead I just offered to pay for her education in the USA, no strings attached. Wherever she wanted to go. She declined, and blocked me.

>>693261899

"Anon, you made me shit in your fucking mouth, you're coming to dinner"

hahaha, oh man

>>693261639
Oh ok, thanks for telling me ! Is Like those videos of braziliean girls farting even on cakes!

>>693262188
And if I do? What's it matter to you?

My bf's sister is staying with us, and I keep randomly sucking his dick in the hopes that she will walk in on us. I don't know why, but I want her to see his dick down my throat.

>>693261220
I haven't told my current therapist anything about it

right now she's treating me for old fashioned depression, but I don't know how she'll react

>>693257795
Awesome. How old was the daughter?

>>693259598
I got hard reading your secret....

>i hold in my shit and lick it off my fingers sometimes

>I used to be a kleptomaniac, was caught twice. No criminal record, quit stealing to better myself

>recently blocked friend I've known from kindergarten because she's fat and I don't want to go to her stupid wedding

>I fantasize about killing my abusive mother, but could never go through with it because I love her. Poisoning would be the best bet

>>693260666
Haha, any halfblood Korean girls from the Netherlands?

>>693262304

Dam man, first off, bravo for making the call to get that scum arrested. About the whole getting decline and blocked thing, I wouldn't think to much of it, Imagine what it was like for her receiving that message? People who go through stuff like that are usually pretty messed up, she probably just wants to move on with her life and shuts out anything that could remind her of those days.

Still though, hats off for helping her.

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Mary

>Be me
>Be 16
>Late night party
>Get smashed and laid
>Next day girl calls me
>Anon I have HIV
>fuking.killme
>Go to get tested
>Doc says come back in a week
>k
>week passes, girl apologies, cool with everything
>Go back to docs
>Anon you are immune to HIV
>whatthefuck.jpg

Turns out I have something called a Delta32 mutation. Im fucking invincible

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Gwc amm bpm xmwxtm Q sqttml izm ug tmoikg vw wvm qa ittweml bw nqvl bpmu ivl bwckp bpmu.
Rirel qnl V fgner ng gurz juvyr gurl qvfnccrne guhf znxvat zr xvyy rira zber crbcyr.
xqp E zkjp swjp pk gehh ikna laklha wjz E hwyg pda opnajcpd pk ajz iu heba.
J epou lopx xibu up ep cspt

I've masturbated In atleast 7 public places. Like Walmart or a paint Store. And not in the restroom I mean on isles or in the back corner of the store

>>693262691
You should've got money from that bitch

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im looking for someone with a printed who is up for doing this with my wifes pics

>>693262765
Ayyy lmao?

I use to have sex with my mom almost every night from the age of 14 to 18.

>>693257420
Andrew! You will never be a vfx artist with that attitude!

I dry humped one of my cousins while sleeping with two of them on the same couch. She fucking loved it.

>>693262691

that sounds amazing. you could totally pull one over on those fucked up radical groups who try to spread their HIV with everyone.

>free clean body ready to receive HIV
>has crazy group sex with a bunch of pysco-nyphos
>jokes on you I'm immune bitches, thanks for the good time

>>693262529
not off the top of my head, but I'd have to go browsing through a lot of material to be definite. I only file them by location if they're local to me.

'halfblood korean girl from the netherlands' rings a bell though. You posted before, quite a while ago?

>>693263003
Guvf vf npghnyyl rnfvre guna vg ybbxf

I abused the shit out of my female roomate's and friends' trust in me to creep through their room/apartments.

>Be in college, lots of close female friends
>End up renting a two bedroom apartment with one, whle the others all share another apartment in the same complex.
>Roomate goes out of town for the week
>Go into her room, get on her computer
>Find her dirty facebook and skype convos with her long distance bf
>Fap like crazy to the convos repeatedly, shooting my cum on the wall behind her computer
>Go through internet history
>Fine orders on Adam and Eve and Amazon for sex toys.
>Go search through her room
>Find a black dildo and a bullet vibrator, as well as lingre
>Put on the lingre, at least as well as it will fit, and fuck myself with the dildo and vibrator while fapping
>Find an old phone of hers
>Charge it up, find nudes she had saved on it and put them on my computer

Later
>Be winter break
>Group of three close female friends live basically next door in an appartment
>So close with eachother we have keys to each other's apartments
>Winter break
>Come back to town early, no one's going to be there for weeks
>Let myself into their apartment
>Go through their rooms, don't find anything as interesting
>They all only have laptops and took them with them
>No toys
>Dig through underwear drawrs
>Wear their thongs and panties
>put on some of their dresses/skirts/shirts etc
>Fap like crazy in them while laying in their beds
>Eat the food out of their kitchen while wearing their clothes and watching netflix on their tv

Feels good man.

Was hanging with a girl that has been pining over me for years. Only ever have sex with her when I am drunk. One of the times we were hanging out I caught and microwaved a spider. . That same night I told her I could never date her because I didn't think she was ever going to do anything with her life. She low self-esteem. We still fucked that night.

If I know a girl likes me a lot it is a turn off. I fantasize about being with a true psychopath that is only fucking me to spite someone or to use me for something.

>>693263048
Yes, name starts with H

Stole a bunch of noodz of my housemate gf from his phone. Can't share since he lurks /b/

>>693254192
I would enjoy flaying you

>>693262971
Bcf jebat crefba
Guvf vf npghnyyl rnfvre guna vg ybbxf

I despise slutty girls

>>693262645

The weird thing about that thread, is that I recognized a restaurant that a friend of mine, who is Moldovan, has a picture of himself if front of. I combined that with the poser outlets, which were of eastern european design, and just started searching. It took all of 5 minutes to find her.

The blocked thing I feel bad for, because I wanted to do more for her. I feel like that if I would have said it right, I could have set her up for a brighter future than a Moldovan slum.

I also kind of understand how fucking weird it is to have some random dude offer to pay your education in a country you've never been to.

>>693263269
same, but it makes me want to spite fuck them

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>>693258859
sounds completely normal to me. At least nothing to feel bad about

>>693253069
I've jacked off into my 14 year old stepdaughter's panties...twice.

Work from home...was doing laundry (not folding), forgot which baskets clean and which were dirty...pulled articles out to smell...2nd or 3rd item was her panties...smelled pussy....Insta-boner. Jacked off into panties...washed them.

Repeated the following week.

>>693263032
and now he has syphilis, chlamydia and hepatitis.

Just because you have a bullet proof vest, doesnt mean you can walk through fire

>>693257189
Male or female?

I don't want to be with anyone. I have no reason. I just don't feel like having a relationship. This causes guilt because I feel I'm not behaving "normally".

>>693263173
I'll have whatever info you gave at the time written down/any pics saved but I'm guessing I couldn't narrow down who you were enough.

I'll dig up what I have later and see if there's anything else to be found.

>>693257420
You monster! !!

>>693255221
The other is 10 years old right?

>>693253069
I get off a lot fantasizing about being emasculated painfully... being restrained, forced to take cock hardening drugs, so I won't go limp from the pain... all throughout there is verbal humiliation... I must beg and plead for them to PLEASE completely rupture my balls into mush... they do so with their hands/feet, they play with my squishy/mushy sac, asking how it feels to be emasculated, and to thank them or they wont continue... I thank them... then they bend my cock hard and swift to the point of inducing complete penile fracture... making my cock go limp... I must thank them again... then getting a rough hj, focusing on where its broken, for pain, but also stimulation for the dom(s) to see how long it takes me to cum with my broken parts, and if it takes too long, they'll hook me up to an electro-ejaculator forcing my muscles to try and make use of my broken parts for 10-20minutes... agonizingly ejaculating a mixture of cum and blood over-and-over until my cock only drips prostate fluid (and likely blood) forcing me to painfully dry orgasm for minutes... afterwards I'm gangbanged still in excruciating pain...
...then after all that's over... being taken to a doctor, for sex reassignment surgery... and once I'm healed from that, the dom(s) use me as a sex slave for the rest of my life, to replay them for being so kind as to emasculate me...

...You wanted deep and dark secrets?
>there you go. honest to god truth, I fap to that a lot, while hitting my balls as hard as I can.
I try to castrate myself, but the pain always becomes too much... I just wish someone would emasculate me, since I can't do it myself... although, I don't want the whole slave ending irl, I just want the one session of torture... if it ever happened I'd probably need drugs for the pain, but it would be no the less fun for me... afterwards they'd leave me somewhere with a phone dialing 911, and I'd go to the ER afterwards, and say I was kidnapped, and tortured against my will...

I like teen girls

>>693257420
>420
>ate the whole pizza
This is gold

>>693263784
Thats ok anon, a lot of people lately doesnt feel Like having a relationship for various reasons, dont feel pressured about it, and enjoy Your time

>>693263784
Nah you are fine. With how populated the Earth is, think we can afford quite a few not wanting to be in a relationship, have kids etc.

I was engaged but as soon as I left, I felt great and just happier doing shit on my own. Occasional friends with benefits here or there but nothing serious. Just keep doing what makes you happy

>>693258770
More details. Was it good? Did you fuck her ass?

>>693262304
post it again and see how she has healed after her dad got locked up and butt raped

>>693264300
That profile was deleted, because she was harassed by a bunch of /b/tards.

My grandpa touched me and I never told my mom at age 5 than at age 10 my dad's friend tried to rape me but my dad walked in and the guy said I was crying In my sleep when I was crying because I was scared.. I later was molested by my babysitter he was 19 I was 11 ..nothing else happened to me and i found mr right married 10 years and I'm pregnant, expecting a girl.. I'm terrified for her but my husband says we don't have creeps in our lives. I hope not. This mama bear will be shooting to kill.

>>693260396
I know the feel anon. Used to peep on my stepsister when I was younger. Lived in a house full of people so it was ridiculously hard to find the opportunity to catch her doing something lewd. It felt oddly powerful, like the entire family had no idea I was doing this, and I was seeing things privy only to me.

And typing that out makes me feel like utter trash. Somewhat glad I put that behind me, though thinking about the rush it gave makes me worried sometimes.

>>693255221
>9yo is starting to develop and has an awesome body but i only look, no touching.
Nice, I've been nannying upstate for a single mum who works overnight and will be over summer. The mum actively told me I had to bathe her two daughters if theywon't. I've taken good advantage of that straight away as well. The last couple of nights they have been sleeping with me in their spare bed in just shirts no underwear. As recently single 27 year old it is oddly comforting spooning them. Boner and all.

>>693264537
you have a fucked up family. Keep them away. Dont worry though its not the norm, just be vigilant with hubbys fam. If they dont have opportunity they cant do a thing

>>693264537
Did the 19 year old fuck you?
>greentext

>>693263789
Okay. If you find me, send me a message.

>>693263180
She hot?

>>693264865
Of course. But I won't let on it's me.

see you in a few days, possibly.

>>693264012
>>693264017
thanks

my sister's boyfriend fucked me after he found me dressing up in her clothes when i was yyounger

>>693253069

happened two days ago
>wacked out junkie trys to rob me of my skateboard
>junkie is at best 150lbs, I am 254lbs
>I laugh at junkie when he tries to hit me and I hit him back
>he falls down and is basically zero threat
>I keep hitting him and then start elbowing him
>lights out
>another junkie tries kicking me in the head
>catch leg and snap his knee
>hit other junkie some more and then fuck the hell off

mfw hear on news that 1 junkie in coma and other with severe leg and head trauma

never told a soul. really enjoyed it, would do again

>>693259201

You'll give yourself testicular cancer if you keep doing that.

I've jerked off with my own shit, had my dick sucked off by a calf and first 69d and experienced piss play when I was 8. I love finding dirty pink baby diapers in trash cans and jerking off with them.I want to fuck and get fucked by a dog,

>>693265009
Yes sir

>>693265084
You make or female?

>>693265168
>254 lbs
>skateboard

que?

Ate my cousin out for good 20 minutes then we had vaginal sex for about 15 minutes and then anal for about 10. It's too bad we were loaded. Couldn't get it up first, so that's why I ate her out so long. She's 12 or 13 years older than I am. This was three weeks ago, I think.

Makes me a bit sad because she was so loving. She still hints when we talk, but it's at the worst times (when I have baby, work, busy times, etc.).

>>693263883
Dam son

>>693261434
that's fucking hilarious

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This

I jerk off at work every day.

>>693261291
roman candle?

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>>693253069

My secret is that I know 4chan logs all ip addresses to posts made here and now cooperates with LEAs, and there are regular data and userbase mining threads on a few different boards.

>>693265909
good luck with me, I'm a chronic liar and shitposter

>>693265590
check out evolve electric skateboards

I use the AT wheels and they easily hold my weight

>>693265909

cool story nigger

>>693266123
bono deendoe my friend

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I steal money from my parents to cover up for my speed addiction

>>693261239
nah doesn't know my town or country
cant contact in anyway if i delete my account

More concerned if her parent checks her phone

>>693265628
yeah... I'm fucked up...

>I write a post with my darkest fantasy... never even told either of my boyfriends I have any fetish even close to that...
>worried, people are shitstorm me
>I post it
...
...
>you're the first person to reply to it, and it took 20min
kek, I was worried... I shouldv'e known ppl would probably shrug that off as fake and ignore it.
>true tho

>>693265398
male

>>693266378
if she doesn't even know your country, parents cant do shit if they check her phone.

you're worrying over nothing anon, keep getting win from her and enjoy life.