>>693252635

Are you fat, ugly, socially retarded or all three?

>>693253130

I'm athletic, average looking but very socially retarded.

>>693253404
Pic

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>>693253479

Here is body. Won't post face.

hey man whats goin on?

>>693252635
Not gonna lie, if I could just not want sex so much, I'd be a better man. Gotta get off at least three times a day though, so, I'm fucked.

>>693253679

Not. Just came back from the gym.

>>693253863

That's a lot.

>>693252635
what would you tell to yourself if you could go back in time and talk to the 20 yo you

>>693254858

Do more drugs, fuck university.

Not trolling, but have you considered you might be gay?

Does being a virgin get easier?

>>693252635
Will Danni marry me?

>>693253621
you've been doing these for the past 1-3 months now
i think you just want us to feel better (and also show off your body) if so then thank you anon
but it does not help
it only gives me a glimpse of what im going to become

>>693256697

Yes. And I am not.

>>693256756

It kind of oscillates.

>>693256887

Danni's a bitch.

>>693256943
>it only gives me a glimpse of what im going to become

It's inevitable. Embrace it.

>>693257094
She's not though. She's an angel with amazingly rare and wholesome values.

No wonder you're a virgin OP.

>>693257311

Show pics of her.

>>693252635

You been kissed on the dick before?

>>693258220

No. I would kiss my own dick but I am not flexible enough.

>>693252635
do you have any personal contact with people or girls?

>>693258508

No. But I like how you differentiate girls from people.

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>>693252635
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbnLicdx

come visit b porn general.

>>693252635
Have you realized that being gay is not ok and are you going to change your ways?

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Does sucking your friend's dick count?

>>693258550
so what do you do for a living?

>>693258422

You got a phone?

>>693258936

I'm currently unemployed.

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Does Anal count?

>>693258992
where do you take money? parents? are you into anime or smth?

>>693259570

I live from my savings while trying to find a new job. And I am not into anime or smth.

>>693259779
any hobbies? how do you spend your ordinary day?

>>693252635
Do you want to engage in homosexual intercourse with me?

>>693260336

Sports (climbing/bouldering, running, cycling), cooking, reading, video games.

>>693252635
what's the closest you've come to sex?
have you approached a lot of women (I assume)?

>>693252635
If you were next to a 10/10 female and she was really into you and wanted to fuck would you do it?

>>693260679

Only conversation. There was never any further sign of interest that I noted.

I only hit on about a hundred girls in my life. That's probably a number which normal people get in a year.

>>693260848
what a happy man, seriously

Elaborate on your social retardness. Maybe you're just shy?

What is your socioeconomic status

>>693260785

Of course.

>>693261259

When I found a women interesting or I thought that she might be into me, I usually managed to walk up to her.

Also what degree do you have/ what job did you have before?

>>693261520
That is not an elaboration on your social retardness.
Why not just pay an escort

>>693261477

Unemployed at the moment. Was a postdoc before so made around 30k a year. So average.

>>693261637

As I said, postdoc. Degree is in molecular biology.

>>693253621
Dude you look great. I don't know what you're doing wrong lol you're just gonna have to own it. Make a profile. Put "literally a virgin" but with your body pic and someone will buy it off you

>>693261911

That was an elaboration on why I am not just shy.

Is your face like horribly disfigured or something?

>>693262598

No. My face in itself is average. I have a case of resting bitch face though and when I smile it looks like I have brain damage.

>>693262893

What's so hard about talking to girls for you?

>>693262990

I'm stupid when talking to people. No idea what to say, unable to understand jokes, just plain boring.

I will fuck you OP

>>693263178

Thanks bro. I will come back to you should I turn gay.

>>693258743
id honestly like to discuss this too.
cause when i was younger i experimented with my guy friends before i hooked up with girls.
im not gay though.
but if it does count then i lost my virginity in the single digits.

>>693263103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiQA3XSw5UM

Without hearing specific stories there isn't much advice I can give apart from that you should keep working on yourself (in terms of becoming more confident and knowing how to conversate). The fact you look average or better helps. Now the more confident you become the more successful you'll probably become.

>>693264002

I don't even know if confidence is the problem. As soon as I have a bit of alcohol, I become very confident but that doesn't help because I am still cringy.

>>693252635
Does being a virgin affect your relationship with male friends?

>>693264409

I don't have any friends at the moment. And when I was younger, I had primarily female friends (that comes when studying a subject which is 70% female).

>>693252635
I do actually feel pretty good thanks bro.

>21, engaged with 5 month old master race daughter, had sex regulary since 15.
>youre doing a great service to some of us OP

There's a good book called Models by Mark Manson. It might help you OP. Godspeed.

>>693265017

Happy to help.

>>693265184

Will give it a look.

>>693252635
If you have a job, hell even somewhat reliable income, you're better than me.

Fuck you, you well off almost normie fuck.

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I saw you body and it is verry good.
It looks to me that you are tall.
By the answers you wrote I could say you are not some idiot.
Is money, dick size or some depression problem?
I dont get it.
I look worse than that honestly but I got height nice dick and pretty face (girls told me that) and I fucked since 15y old, I had sex like 500times for sure and 10 diferent gfs.
What is problem OP?

>>693252635
I had sexual intercourse with my sister and her best friend when I was 14.

And

Still I identify with the age 20 dude.
Am 34 btw.

>>693265814

As I said, I am unemployed.

>>693266025
>I saw you body and it is verry good.

No doubt.

>It looks to me that you are tall.

180 cm so above average.

>By the answers you wrote I could say you are not some idiot.

Doubtful.

>Is money, dick size or some depression problem?

Money is tight at the moment, but until recently it was never a big problem.

Dick size is fine.

Depression is treated.

>I look worse than that honestly but I got height nice dick and pretty face (girls told me that) and I fucked since 15y old, I had sex like 500times for sure and 10 diferent gfs.
>What is problem OP?

In case you never noticed, looks don't matter. Character does.

>>693264397

You seem pretty self-aware so I just think you should be more careful with what you say. See what others in whatever group you are trying to enter are saying and emulate it. You could also just try a bunch of different ways of trying to be less cringy and see if they work.

>>693266859

When I am talking to people, I am usually so overwhelmed that I cannot really observe or copy anyone.

>>693266510
>In case you never noticed, looks don't matter. Character does.
Character plays main rolle but if you got 3inch dick you are fucked, if you are midget you are fucked, if you got IQ~80 you are fucked, if you are ugly you are fucked, if you are whale, fucked also.
BUT, you are right, main problem is lack of comunication skills and bad character.
Is that hard to socialize yourself?
To make girl laugh, to make her comfortable near you, to make her call you or text you?
Are you weirdo or freak type?
I feel bad whem I see this tbh...and than there are statistics like average guy fucks twice or 3times a month but reality is that someone fucks 10-15times and majority doesnt fuck at all.

>>693267979
>Is that hard to socialize yourself?

Yes.

>To make girl laugh, to make her comfortable near you, to make her call you or text you?

Yes.

>Are you weirdo or freak type?

Yes.

>>693268468
what makes you weird? have you ever tried to be a part of some community? if you like sports it shouldnt be a big problem to find persons with same interests, also travelling can help

>>693267811

Even with people who share the same interests as you?

well shit im just beyond saving now, at least i have alcohol to keep me company!

>>693268832
>what makes you weird?

I have no idea. But I know that people mentioned it about me.

>if you like sports it shouldnt be a big problem to find persons with same interests

Yes. I joined a lot of sports club in university. But I was always the one who never managed to connect to the other people who usually became kind of friends.

Did you consider fucking a hooker?

>>693269157

Yes. But I don't know how this is helping me. If I would be afraid of e.g. sexual underperformance and that would be a reason why I remain a virgin, it could help. But I am not.

>>693269007

Even with my fucking family.

>>693269371

Can you elaborate on being "overwhelmed"?

>>693269349
It will help you build a self confidence. You will fuck a hooker, you will say to yourself "iam not that bad" and realize its not that deal to find a girl...I mean, in 33 you have nothing to lose man...

>>693252635
Why dont you give a gift to yourself in your next birthday: pay an expensive hooker, just once, just to be able to tell yourself youve tried sex and its not a huge deal.
It is not.

>>693269371
Get yourself an expensive call girl. Tell her its your first time and you want her to make it special and feel like the girlfriend experience.
Your confidence will only grow from there dude

>>693269577

Being stressed. What should I say? What is my facial expression? How should I position my body? Is my dialogue partner joking, sarcastic etc?

>>693269785

But fucking a hooker has nothing to do with the skills it takes to get a girl.

>>693270388
So you are absolutely not afraid of having sex, just comunication?

>>693270537

It's just sex. What could possibly go wrong?

>>693252635

Well, where did you go wrong?

Is there a singular moment that you can pinpoint where you knew you were fucked?

>>693270388

I know you probably don't consciously get stressed but it's not as complicated as you are making it. You should probably just start talking more to your family because they aren't going to judge you (unless they are dickheads) and just get familiar with holding a conversation. Although you previously denied that you lack confidence that may be the case. You are so caught up in what people think of you that you are overthinking it and you are consciously doing what most do without thinking and you are coming off as weird as a result.

>>693270704
Dunno, maybe you wont get erection becouse of stress, like me, when i was trying to fuck for the first time (i was 15)...

Are you even trying to communicate with girls in some way?

>>693270720

Not a singular moment. The realisation came slow. In high school, I was quite a popular kid because I alway throw parties and my parents were quite liberal with alcohol (I was of course popular because of that, not because of me as a person). But yet, I never managed to get a girl. This was a first indication that something was wrong.

>>693270934

But when I don't consciously do it, I say nothing. Ironically, when I get drunk and stop giving a shit, I become not more but less talkative.

>>693271183

Has there ever been a time where you could have a conversation without thinking about it?

>>693271298

No.

>>693271358

Can you think of a reason why you don't say anything?

>>693271111
Quads > socially inept autist. Youre winning tonight again

Every idiot in /b/ describes themselves as socially awkward/retarded, it's just an excuse.

>>693271445

Nothing comes to mind without conscious search.

>>693266025
>500 times
keep telling yourself that retard

>>693271725

You should watch that video I linked before if you haven't already. It wont help with everything but it's a start.

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Do u play moonecraft?

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I need no sex
I need no woman
I can invest all my money on myself
I'm really ok like this (I'm 32 and just like OP)

>>693271839

no.

>>693271111

just go out and make jokes. Small talk and absurd jokes will get you everywhere.

The formula is as follows;

>approach fem
>say hi
>having noted anything about her, ask a question you will get more than one word answer from
>smile, laugh politely, and say something related to the answer about yourself.
>end your statement with another question either about the same topic if she doesn't seem receptive or make an inquisitory statement about her. Something flirty but not overt.
>introduce self and ask for her name at some point during this interaction. Feel out when it's a good time to do so. shake her hand if appropriate to initiate physical contact
>do this for a few minutes or questions and if she continues to be receptive ask her if she wants to get a coffee.
>always ask for the coffee date. it is casual, low commitment, low risk, and bitches love coffee
>if she says yes grab her number/set up the date.

>While out for coffee
>ask her what kind of drink she likes
>get it for her obvs
>sit with her and ask literally any question that isn't to personal.
>be agreeable and connect with whatever she says by telling her about similarites you may share.
>Gauge interest
>slowly increase activity over course of coffee
>ask her if she wants to go for a walk after
>continue talking to her
>sperg out about normy stuff you like in a passionate way and ask her more and more probing questions about what she likes

congrats, you now know how to into dating. Good luck op

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>>693271910
Ok

U wanna get the moonecraft??

You know what's stopping you from banging girls?

Shit like pic you posted. 90% of the people here don't get laid because they're stuck in "wew i'm such a faggot i browse 4chan all day there's no hope for me" mindset

You can be 5/10 and fuck good looking chicks. Hell, my best friend from highschool looked like a fucking ape and got laid with a different 7-9/10 girl every week.

Be confident and humorous. Control your body language. If you're ugly, try to fix it with makeup. If you have acne go to see a doctor. After fixing your face don't look in the mirror, you want to think that you look like a fucking model.

still, the best option for me is fine hooker...your confidence will grow so its good to start with

>>693272078

>this nigga gets it

if you can make her laugh she'll let you make her cum

>>693272012

If I could make jokes, I would but. But ask me for a joke and my mind is blank.

>>693272070

no.

>>693272078
>Be confident and humorous.

Problem is. I am not.

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>>693272302
Ok
Do u like the moonecraft?

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>>693272408

Why didn't your mother just swallow you?

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>>693272078
This faggot is right, i consider myself average looking and i have fucked lots of attractive girls. With girls its more about personality than it is with guys, just act confident its really not that hard. My ex gf was 9/10 German aryan master race, she looks like pic related.

>>693272298
You can't just be that clown though, there has to be sexual advances, conversations and intent. Otherwise you are just that funny guy.

>>693272506

OP here. The same what I was saying. I look good, I am athletic but I have no personality and that is the problem.

>>693272302

I'm not kidding. literally anything works, if you say it like you know it will work. I once asked "would you rather all your clothes were denim, or everything tastes like caramel forever?" to a girl on a first date because I had nothing better to say and she blew me that same night.

a joke is just an observation that subverts expectations. they're dead simple.

I consistently open with "don't tell anyone this, but I was THIS close to wearing that exact outfit"

get's a laugh and it works

>>693272623
Go read up on canned game, like really old Real social dynamics and just learn a routine.

And if you dont have self cofidence, learn how to pretend it. Pretending that you are confident is almost the same as to be confident.

>>693272581

yah doy, the jokes just keep everything light. You make jokes as diversions while you're making advances and connections. it's a trident system

>>693272767

they're the same fucking thing

>>693272302
>Problem is. I am not.

I'm talking about how people see you. When I lost my virginity I was insecure about everything - my nose looked like a potato, I was kind of fat, I had a shit ton of acne on my back and didn't exercise.

It's really easy to make girls laugh. If you don't know what's considered funny you can be malicious, girls laugh even if you point out little silly things that they do. Never go for long, over one minute jokes and never make an ass of yourself.

You will look confident by speaking loudly, standing like a statue and never looking down. If you don't look like a typical 30yo daddy you can go for le bad boy behavior and have a body language screaming "come at me, faggots"

>>693272627
>"would you rather all your clothes were denim, or everything tastes like caramel forever?"

But this is smart as fuck. Could never come up with something like this.

>>693272993
>If you don't know what's considered funny you can be malicious, girls laugh even if you point out little silly things that they do.

"Hey girl, you are a cunt!" is the only thing that came to mind.

>>693252635
>15 yo
>middle school
I've seen this shit cartoon a million times and never noticed it was made by someone who got held back.

>>693273204
Uhh, you don't understand. Nothing should come to your mind right now.

Jokes are all about commenting what's happening right now. If she drops her cup with coffee you should help her, but you can joke about it. If you slip on the stairs you can compare yourself to something. Girls will find EVERYTHING funny if you'll say it in a way that implies that it's funny.

>>693273042

it's not. It's fucking absurd and sounds like the rantings of a crazy homeless guy. You could say literally anything to a girl at the end of the day because the words are 5% of the conversation. Everything else is subtext. Your opener is you sending out your signal. if she laughs then she's sending back a positive reception. The whole conversation takes place between the lines and there is next to no wrong answer if you're sending the right signals.

Make a tinder and call me on my bullshit. swipe anyone you find remotely attractive, if you're fit you'll probably get matches. From there just practice the stupid lines thing.

it's text so you'll have a good amount of time to formulate your responses and worse comes to worse you move on to the next one because it is really easy.

no risk

>>693273528

I was now imagining both situations in in both case, I have no idea how to joke about it.

>>693273634
>it's not. It's fucking absurd and sounds like the rantings of a crazy homeless guy.

Yeah, but it's funny. I have now taken five minutes to come up with something similar and I didn't find anything.

>>693274188

Jesus Christ OP, you have got to be the most socially inept person on Earth

>>693274452

Dude, I wasn't lying when I said I am socially retarded. I am probably the most literal, unfunny person in the world.

>>693274188
Its spontaneous, when she say something stupid, make fun of that. But not in the "youre stupid as fuck, kill yourself" way, but in some "cute" way with smile on your face, not serialkillah face. Girls love when youre making fun of them in this "cute" way.

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>>693274550

God bless, I am nearly half your age and have gotten more action than you. Hope your endeavours in attaining some pussy become lucrative although it sounds like it's going to take some work.

>>693274876

True

Anyway, OP here. I go to work out now.

>>693274550

just be empathetic, OP. crack a joke that you would find funny. If it makes you laugh it might make someone else laugh. don't sweat it if it doesn't though, that'll just make it harder

also post more pics of your bod, I'm getting off to the idea that your cucked ass needs my fat self to help you

>>693274959

pics bitch

>>693253621
>ASOIAF books
nice

>>693274876
MODS!

>>693275764

Emphasis on nearly (as in not)