If drake wasn't on time he'd be late

I think he'd be cornbread.

If drake was a pirate he'd be a mate

if drake wasn't real he'd be fake

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If drake was a dragon he'd be a drake.

Amidoinitrightguyz?

if drake was a dessert he'd be cake

if drake was a body of water he'd be lake

if drake was a reptile he'd be snake

if drake did ballet he'd do swan lake

if drake was a breakfast, he'd be pancake

>>693251539
If drake was greedy, he'd take.

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>>693251539
...Maybe, like, a steak you'd get from Denny's.

if drake was a disaster, he'd be earthquake

If drakes mom told him to do his chores he'd rake

>>693251539
If drake suffered an injury itd be heartbreak

If drake went to prison he'd shank

I fucking love this thread.

if drake was a chef, he'd be bake

This thread has given warmth to my heart. drinks are on me

If drake wasn't asleep he'd be awake.

If drake were sore, he'd ache.

If drake was part of a fence he'd be the stake

if drake was a cereal, he'd be cornflake
>i've written like six of these. Help me

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If Drake was a verb he'd be make

if drake were a jew, hed be dead

If drake had Parkinson's he'd shake.

>>693251587
>>693251685
>Can't even rhyme
His name is not Drate

If drake was white he'd be jake

if drake was a part of a car, he'd be brake

If drake weren't reliable, he'd be a flake.

If drake was forgetful he'd be a flake

If Drake were a chocolate, he'd be a Flake

>>693253948
>>693253957
Hive mind?

>>693251539

If Drake didn't rhyme with anything he'd be a nigger.

>>693253827
Best one

>>693253957
>>693253948
HTE FUKC

If Drake had PC, he'd play Quake

If drake had muscles, he'd be a beefcake.

if drake wasn't original, he'd be remake

Drake is a flake

If drake had Parkinson's disease, he'd shake.

If drake was a boat he'd leave a wake

Drake would worry, if only he knew whats at stake

If Drake was a social construct, he'd be a lunch break

>>693254246
You suck
>>693253801

if drake was a weapon to fight vampires, he'd be stake

If drake were to speak in the past tense, he'd spake.

>>693254246
Stop copying faggot.

>>693251539

If Drake tripped and fell, it would be a mistake.

I've written so many of these, and I'm out of ideas.
I think that's it for me.

Somebody screenshot this shit

Of mice & men

Have we used every single word that ends with ake?

If Drake wasn't transparent, he'd be opaque.

If drake satisfied thirsts, he'd slake.

>>693254750
If Drake ran out of ideas, I suppose he'd take a break.

if drake ran for office he'd have his own state

If drake assisted with breathing he'd be a trache.

If he was a franchise, he'd be Steak & Shake

>>693255129

niggas say he lax but trust me he aint

>>693253827
Ayyy lmao
That's my name

>>693255277
he's make trump look like an an easy oven, the type that bakes

>>693255370
you thought this was fire but hold up, just wait

>>693255420
i'm going straight to your thighs like the cake you ate

(pls don't sue me childish)

If drake were a fish, he'd be a hake.

Hes just another dumb nigger

If Drake were a mispronounced Japanese alcoholic beverage, he'd be a sake.

If drake got mad, he'd say for God's sake

>>693255370
>>693255420
>>693255470
You must be, drake.

>>693255307

that's everyone's name from 1992 - on

>>693255569
This one's a stretch, but I approve.

i love drake like drake loves drake

If drake was a nigger, he'd be nigger.

If drake were a part of a boat, he'd be a strake.

If drake had a dick, it'd be a fine example of alabama black snake.

If he was a wealthy man of promiscuous habits, he'd be a rake.

>>693255597
i mean look at all those 0's
>>693255666
of course i get trips on this shit

>>693255666
/thread

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I don't like this gaynew meme shit go back to the old drake meme's
k thx.

If drake was an infant he'd be a mistake

Oh wait...

If drake wanted to exile your creature, he'd cast unmake.

If Drake was a good morning, he'd be a wake & bake.

At the end of the day, im just tryna bake, with my boy drake.

If drake was told to make dinner, he'd make some shake n bake

>>693251539
If drake was a food he'd be fucking lima beans.

If drake isn't asleep, he's awake

If Drake was a medieval witch, he'd be burned at the stake

If drake was a garden tool he'd be a rake

If drake wore a trench coat and carried swords, he'd want to be a Blake

If Drake was was easy he'd be piece of cake

If drake was an illness he'd be a headache

>>693251539
He'd be aids anon..

If drake were chest problems, he'd be heartache

If Drake was kool-aid he'd be grape

>>693251539
If drake was hungry, mcnigger he will take

Drake rhymes with Blake, but what im trying to say? Lets just go on a date

If drake was a feminist, he'd cause an earthquake

If Drake were the originator of the morphic resonance concept, he would be Rupert Sheldrake.

>>693256519
Impressive.

>>693253746
Kek

If Drake was white, he'd handshake

>>693251539
if drake was a stoner/jew, he'd be baked

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>>693253387

If Drake was rich, he'd want a tax break

If drake had breasts, they'd be fake.

if drake was a drink, he'd slake

If Drake was Japanese, he'd go jump in a rake.

If Drake was crazy, he'd be a fruitcake

>>693251539
If drake wasnt a nigger, he'd actually be someone important

If drake was eight, he'd be jailbait

>>693251539
He's canadian, he'd be poutine

if drake were the derivative of y=8x with respect to x, he'd be eight.

if drake produced calcium hydroxide by combining quicklime with water, he'd slake

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If drake needed to bring some boys to the yard, he would do so by using a milkshake.

>>693256850
Lol

>>693251539
If Drake where a video game character, he would be Nathan Drake.

if drake was a speedy hard drive, he'd be solid state

If Drake's dad was Drake he'd be a namesake.

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if drake produced hellish hallucinations that caused people to drown themselves in lakes, he'd be deadly mandrake.

>>693257231
If drake were to talk about the current state of the african american community, he'd be a tad bit irate.

>>693257231
Oh...

If Drake wasn't The Fatman, he'd be Jake.

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>>693257330

If Drake wasn't black, he'd be blake

If Drake abandoned someone or something, he'd forsake

If Drake were a strawberry, he'd be on a shortcake

If Drake was under the hood of your car, he'd be an intake.

If Drake had Zika, there'd be an outbreak

>>693257657
Best one yet

>>693257657
If Drake was a movie scene, then he'd be an outtake.

>>693251539
If he was in Killing Floor, he'd be a Scrake

If Drake was a novel, he'd be Finnegan's Wake.

If drake were killed, I would fuck rihanna during his wake.

If drake were a great guitarist, he'd be Dave Mustaine.

>>693257960
Leave

Nigger

If Drake was a feminist, he'd be a special snowflake

>>693257960

If Drake were a long-dead great guitarist, he'd be Nick Drake.

If Drake was the product of a broken condom, he'd be a mistake.

>>693258119
kek

If Drake wanted to try something, you know he'd partake

If Drake had a hairlip he'd be afraid of p'nakes.

>>693251539
if Drake was honesty about who he is, his name would be "fake"

>>693257991
nah

If Drake had corn it'd be flakes

Test post to see if I am still banned for child pornography without doing anything, also if drake were a nigger, he'd steal and take

If Drake were a creepypasta, he'd be the Rake.

If Drake was was a male duck, he would still be a Drake.

If he was instead, a bird belonging to the Rallidae family, he would be a Crake.

>>693259411
Yep, you're shadowbanned

If Drake glimpsed something he liked, he'd double take

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>>693259411
What the shit I can't post without Wi-Fi anymore which one of you fucks got this IP banned

If Drake was part of your workday, he'd be the bathroom break.

if there were another Drake, he would be a remake

>>693259710
just reset your router, works for me

>>693257722
or maybe a retake.

Will Drake partake in the morning hotbox wake and bake just so he can become opaque? you'll find out on the next episode of dragon ball Z

>>693260013
thats it guys, pack it up.

If Drake didn't have any clothes, he'd be nake.

>>693260118
I'd drake was a piece of glass, he'd be opaque

If it was drakes birthday, he'd want cake

Is drake was a beverage, he'd be a milkshake

If drake breaks his friend jakes opaque snake will Blake rake him into a lake? Also drake is a nigger unga bunga watermelon bang bang

>>693255129
THIS DOES NOT RHYME

If drake were kitchen ware, he'd be a plate

If Drake found a white bitch, he'd want to mate

If Drake were to make meth,he would try the Shake n Bake

If drake was 28 yrs old, he'd be born in 1988

If Drake was your relationship counselor he'd teach you how to give & take.

If Drake posted on 4Chan,it would all be b8

>>693255666
Ok satan whatever you say

If drake wants senpai to notice him, he'd wait

If drake ate to much shit, he'd have a belly ache

If Drake was a jitter he'd be a tiny shake.

If Drake wanted some ass,he'd rush to my room with haste

>>693251539
If Drake was a man, he'd be a Mandrake.

If drake were the empire, he'd want to destroy the rebel base

If drake were a letter grade, he'd be A

>>693258119
My favorite one

If drake killed around 50 gays in Orlando, he'd wish it were two hundred and eight

If drake was a rebellious teen, it would be just a phase

I think we are done, gnight /b/

>>693260224
glass is transparent

>>693260944
???????????????????????????

>>693261842
If drake posted that glass was opaque, it would be bait

>>693251539
If drake went to an island it'd be Wake

>>693253186
Soiled it

If Drake was a wrestler, he'd be Jake the Snake

If Drake was on Amazon, he'd sell like hotcakes.

>>693253186

Stannis the Mannis does not agree.

Drake will bend the knee or be destroyed.

If Drake was in a Chinese kitchen, he'd be the fish cake.

If Drake was in Utah he'd be the Great Salt Lake

If Drake was missing a d he'd be Rake.