MASHED POTATOES CAN BE YOUR FRIEND!
just kidding! WHAT'S EVERYBODY DRINKIN' TONITE??
>>693235774
Odd way to start a thread.
>>693236490
Some bourbon I found laying on the floor from last night.
Boy oh boy.
>>693236501
A bit of background then!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhwddNQSWQ
>>693236854
whatever IT TAKES!!
Listening to music and drinking some jack.
Nothing else to do. Got fired two days ago.
>>693237051
I know that feel, unfortunately.. here's to the moment, eh? cheers~
>>693235774
..dave?
>>693237489
Its you What up man
>>693235774
>starts with lyrics to weird al song
>fat neckbeard hipster
>>693237605
nickel, actually, but dave's a cool name! sounds like a giant slayer name
>>693237821
haha
you look just like my online friend dave
>>693237707
me, late, along with a pile of tunes!
enjoy~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze4HRRfBmDo
>>693237813
Weird al was the shit back in the day.
>>693238168
total biscuit and notch's love child?
>>693238202
I'unno, Tacky is a fuckin' jam! and those outfits, visible from ORBIT..
>>693238168
Good person is back!
>>693238723
we do things fun around here!
come come, now.. I've got 82 ounces of beer left, are I gonna have to enjoy 'em with a trial of mutes?
well, damn..
>>693240094
Sorry, I was stargazing drunk.
REVIVED POWER!!
I don't wanna make this about me though, how was everyone feeling when they saw the fireworks yesterday?
Show tits or GTFO
>>693235774
A mash to surpass Metal Gear !!!
Hey Mashed!!
Do you like my video?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
>>693240518
Where did you get this mask you wearing ?
https://youtu.be/Fk15H6PjBis
>>693240532
>>693240537
>>693240723
I feel as though irrevocable damage has been done.
why don't we try something a little more up-lifting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-qhj3sJ5qs
>>693240518
Was already drunk by that time but i set my own off a little while later and had a lot of fun. Now drinking pic related and relaxing after a drunken fire works filled vacation.
>>693240748
I was wondering the same...
>>693240895
AAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!! oh wow, that is.. ferociously entertaining, thanks! holy crap
>>693241199
we were near a landing strip, but the launchers were on it, so when a plane came flying in a bit later, we all freaked out a little..
because we were shit-housed~
>>693241199
Same here.
alright, round 2~!
do we feel like the world is headed towards a leap forward or an awkward stagnation? I'm curious
>>693241622
You are not using a mask ?
>>693242133
Are there two conversations going on here? this is my face~
>>693242133
look at this OP anon, he looks just like guy fawkes incarnate
y wud he need a mask lmao
Heeey dude! Long time no see! What's up?
>>693242378
weirdly enough, I always thought those masks looked like timothy dalton as a mime
>>693242514
far too much! how about you?
>>693242933
tbh i think u look kinda like Bronson the criminally violent insane british prisoner lol
we need bass-slaps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M_jh4CA8a8
>>693243539
I actually haven't seen that yet, I just tom hardy says the word CUNT in it~
>>693235774
sup bro
>>693243926
Waiting for No Man's Sky OP ?
another musical update, from an album I enjoyed back in middle school.. reason why? figure it out~
but if I can find my hard copy, I'll post it.. because I bought InFinity on 9/11
no foolin'
>>693244065
how do, brother?
>>693244188
I would like to play it on my own PS4, but yeah.. even though I've got some weird worries about it
FUCK, forgot the link!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lapOfKSMh7s
whatthefuckamireading.jpg
>>693244535
pretty good where do you live
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISBI_C_bJw
>>693235774
Damn you always drinking that steele?
Busch light for me tonight, it's practically water and I'm trying to take it easy after the weekend I had
>>693244842
placidresponsepresentedinearnest.jpg?
>>693244890
a little ways outside of Dallas, TX
I love the plains out here, where I can find 'em!
MORE TROUT!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLhIAytO5Kw
>>693245278
a bit more than I'd prefer, but these are the conditions.. I feel a barf coming on though, that should be fun~ have a hard party weekend?x
>>693245536
Yo Nickel, just dropped $382.00 on some BOSE over the ear headphones. Tell me how dumb I am
>>693245294
oh cool im moving to arlington in a week
>>693235774
Pacificos and corona familiar
>>693245892
>>693245892
Are you a beaner, cause that's what beaners drink
>>693246091
Yes, I am a beaner
>>693245695
if you're listening to your favorite music, you are earning those dollars spent.
Have yourself a hell of a time with those, brother!
in fact, let's put 'em to a test!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w72ZcLFDs6M
the good part's right at 2.50
>>693245536
I hear ya, I usually buy magnum 40s when broke because they're cheaper, but steele has a higher alcohol %
And yeah, a little too hard lol. Started drinking early Friday evening, got arrested Saturday night, got out and kept drinking until I passed out around 6pm Monday evening.
I also did more drugs in one day than I have in the last year. But I don't do shit other than drink usually, so that doesn't mean much ha
>>693246150
Sorry I called you beaner. That wa s edgy of me. You don't deserve that. I'm sorry for being stupid
>>693246291
lel
>>693235774
Fuck you. Kill yourself, nobody wants you here
>>693245536
What do you think ? Can you explain this ?
>>693246562
One of my favorite images
>>693246562
rape?
>>693246236
Thanks Nickel. You always know what to say man.
What you drinking tonite? I'm drinking bud light. Can't go hard tonite since I went ham last Nite
>>693235774
Hi Dave, whats going on?!
>>693235774
I like your glasses
Steel Reserve is reconstituted bum piss scraped from the sidewalks of San Fransisco.
Fucking foul.
>>693235774
This is also my friend
http://streamboobs.com/really-ample-penis-enhancer-flesh-p43861.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvICt-HRWVk
>>693246451
I'm pretty sure mass consensus will prove you wrong.
>>693246237
well hot damn, that's a lot of chemicals.. but fuck it, fun is in the moment!!
>>693246451
DEEPTHROAT A DISAPPOINTING DONG!
>>693246562
I uh.. nazi propaganda breakfast cereal?
Hey it's you again, how the fuck are you!
>>693247188
If bum piss gets you as drunk as steele does, I'm going to have to start drinking right off the tap.
>>693246747
ONE of my best
>>693247419
I got you fam.
>>693235774
tell us about your self non anon
>>693247476
Why would... what... who?? so crooked
>>693246829
SR-211, as I've come to call it~
>>693247102
thanks, friend!
>>693247188
yeah, but it gets the job done, fella
>>693247268
oh FUCK YEAH! god, I miss the mosh
Kill yourself you fucking fatass
>>693247626
Brazilian logic
>>693247600
He's Everdread from Earthbound, dawg.
>>693239653
Do Americans drink beer out of plastic bottles?
Holy shit, how bad does that taste?
Steel reserve triple export and smoking casino black&milds
>>693247750
I want to watch you die tortuously.
>>693247850
It tastes like freedom
>>693247476
>>693247811
kek'd, also hi OP
>>693237821
Nickel sounds better actually. I like that name.
>>693247358
Haha, mostly just coke and a little bit of smoke too. I fuckin love coke but I never really do it because of how more-ish it is. With the way I used to do drugs and how much I drink I'd be a straight coke-head if I started buying it on even a semi-regular basis because I have zero to little self control with shit like that.
I mostly just do it on new years though. And other rare occasions when somebody brings it up, and it always sounds like a great idea until I'm sobered up 2 days later and spent ~400 in two days.
>>693247402
I'm TONALD DRUNK!!
>>693247600
name's nickel, I'm full of shit and booze, love music and happiness. I was once described as a fan-fiction character that went off the grid.. I forget for which series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vizP1GNycQ
>>693247476
That looks like a building out of the game dying light, lol.
>>693248119
It's time to talk about Talos !
>>693248004
Freedom must taste like shit then.
>>693235774
Hey, could've sworn I either saw you just last night or two nights ago. Nice seeing you again. Rolling sober rn, out of anything to smoke/drink. I only drink when I'm out anyways, and haven't been out with friends for ages. What's on your end my friend?
Oh its you again stop playing around and post a time stamp with a sharpie up yer asshole
>>693248358
You wouldn't know, you've probably never had it.
>>693248195
In a brazilian favela pal
Nickel! Whatsup bro? Cheap ass keystone light for me tonight.
>>693247775
solid post there. I bet you and all of the other teenage girls at school that make shitty comments are best friends.
>>693248119
So what gonna do with your fame ? You are becoming quite the popular dude here on /b/
I know I always come into your threads to chill and have a good chat with you and the bros
>>693247850
not so good, actually. I remember the glass Forties giving a better flavor than these things.
>>693247936
the black cans! hell yeah, brother.. CHEERS!
>>693247988
take a seat, then! it's called life, you cock-sock
>>693248040
it's what I go by, so that works out~
>>693248060
well, to each their own, but take it measured! I'd rather a fine fella like yourself make it to the next step.
MORE MUSIC!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw
Dave, why is everyone calling you nickel?
>>693248473
I figured, but if you've played dying light you know what I mean. There's quite a bit of structures that look similar, maybe it's where the games based. Idk, I've only played it a few times
>>693247775
Fuck off, this guys alright, at least he contributes something to this god forsaken board
>>693248119
You all need talos !!!
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter.
I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
>>693248429
Beer in plastic? No, never had that...really can't see a situation where that would be acceptable.
>>693248722
>implying contributing to 4chan is a good thing
>>693248661
I know that high life had plastic bottles for about 4 months and it tastes worse than it usually does. The only good thing about plastic is that it doesn't make a lot of noise when you toss it in the recycling bin but other than that it's shit tier for storing anything consumable by humans because of the chemicals that it releases into said consumables
>>693235774
time stamp for proof?
IYDM
>>693248290
..huh?
>>693248361
horrifying malt licka! and a lot of music on tap too~
>>693248378
ohhhh my god, alright!
>>693248473
those cheeks look ripe for a spankin'~!
>>693248490
same as always, hope you're enjoying 'em, brother!
>>693248644
I am? ..damn! probably stick to what I do, maybe go youtube eventually. play games, shoot out fun commentary, give some good company to some folks out there
>>693235774
fuck yeah i remember you, how's it goin'?
>>693248590
Lol'd
>>693248661
I'm actually pretty convinced that I can't die from OD based on my own stupidity back when I was heavy into drugs.
Obviously not true, but I know that I'm not going to die from a little coke on the oddball occasion, lol.
Drinking is my poison these days, and it doesn't interfere with my day-to-day life like other shit does.
Though I did ignore calls from my boss the last 2 days, but fuck him. Guy waited 3 weeks to pay me so he can wait a few days for help. Though almost 3 weeks worth of work in one check was pretty nice
>>693249296
What ? You don't know talos !?
>>693235774
Op is based
>>693235774
Your body looks like mash potatoes ya fat fuck
>>693248745
I SMELL TIN-FOIL!!
>>693249061
it's a new thing, I blame the people trying to heal the planet.. or, wait, no I don't.. OR DO I??
>>693249500
I am very close to throwing up if I don't slow it down, but otherwise doing okay! how about you?
>>693249296
this guy is awesome
better then all you anon faggots
>>693249296
Yo nickel, I got no internet and I haven't for two months, and I'm in the middle of nowhere Oklahoma. The only radio stations i get are tear in your beer crap. I should have internet by the end of this week though, so I'll let you choose whays the first song i play loud as fuck on my sweet Bose system when I get it?
>>693249725
I'm doin' fine my man!
>>693248748
It's only for 40oz bottles, as far as I know. A lot of them switched to plastic for "shatterproof" bottles. I can personally say that a shattered 40oz makes quite the fucking mess that no drunk is capable of picking up properly
>>693236490
A sip of water. Goodnight /b/ros
>>693249558
I ain't put on this earth to tell your business, but I think you should make a couple phone calls before something goes south.. then again, that's just me~
>>693249642
Narp?
>>693249668
Right? warm, delicious.. desirable at any pace?
THERE GOES A NARWHAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkzvM7Skxg
>>693235774
Sup child molester stacey
>>693249725
If you're gonna throw up it means you don't drink enough. Step your game up brah, lol
I think the last time I puked was after drinking nearly a handle of Jim Beam apple
>>693235774
flat earth? yes or no?
AYYYYYY AN EGGMAN THREAD, sup dude how are ya?
>>693235774
oh shieeet he is back
>>693250273
No fat lumpy white and full of starch. Show your gut again.
>>693250273
wassup my man! you're the best thing on /b/ and way better than any trap threads cause that's just faggot shit
>>693249797
So when you marrying your first cousin bro? That's pretty neat that you can sex family without judgement from others. I have a lot of cousins I want to bang
>>693249797
SCI-FI FUNKADELICK!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izr3Cidaz1M
hope you enjoy stable happiness all the same!
>>693249869
super cool! let's have a blast, eh?
>>693250142
'sup and rest easy, pilgrim.
>>693250607
He makes threads like 3 days a week.
>>693250380
> step up your game
>Jim Beam apple
>>693250919
ya but i hardly ever go on /b/ im always busy or hella tired
Hey OP are you still in texas?
>>693250864
I just moved here from Chicago you witless cunt. Move out of your mom's basement.
>>693250919
Wears the same clothes 7 days a week.
>>693250273
I'll be alright, he has a hard time finding help that actually stays plus his daughters boyfriend wouldn't let him fire me even if he wanted to. He's an old highschool friend and we get shit fucking done together when we work.
We got back recently from an out of town job that was quoted for a month and we got it done in 2 and a half weeks. We work really long hours sometimes but I prefer doing that and getting it done rather than spending an extra week or so just slowly doing it. Quicker shit gets done means more jobs available means more money.
>>693250380
Jim Beam? I hear they use that as paint thinner. You buy that at Home Depot bro?
You should check yourself before you reckon your liver m9
>>693251097
You aren't missing much.
This board is pretty much strictly porn now a days.
>>693250867
Alright man, that's gonna be the first song i play and I'll have a shot of whiskey for you!
>>693249098
>>693250380
haah? that shit is super easy mode, c'mon.. I mean, unless you downed the whole bottle at once~
>>693250527
funny you should bring that up.. I think he played this show in Dallas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNIQrIXlrNw
>>693250666
eat a prostate, muppet humper!
>>693250844
aww, I'm flushed with smiles!
>>693251021
It tastes so damn good, though. I can put it down like it's water.
I normally drink Jim straight or Jim and coke, but I like to taste that delicious fruity shit once and a while. Judge me, homo.
>all these food captchas are making me hungry
>>693251493
put a shirt on david hasselhoff!
You look like the alien from Men In Black 3.
>>693251719
kek he does
>>693251101
yus, across the flat earth.
>>693251208
very well, then! keep bullet-proof, brother~
>>693251290
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather.
>>693251699
alright, damn.
>>693251719
Same teeth
Op- do you have kik?
>>693251493
Read
>>693251687
lol
I know it's easy shit to put down, but that's still quite a bit of liquor, even at 35%.
Quantity + sweetness+ quickness are probably all factors to why I puked, I normally dont. I can drink a liter+ of regular and never puke from it
>>693251990
Tell that anon not hassle the Hoff
>>693252100
I did for a thin minute, but only for OKC hook-ups.. not a wise policy
>>693236976
fuckin knew it was Yankovic.
i immediatley thought of Dare To Be Stupid
>>693252438
hey nickel, you play World of Warcraft at all? if so what class/spec
>>693252438
Oh shit man, you're in OKC?
>>693252438
Gretting streetlamp wizard, appthecary here. Passing by to spread the word of the emperor and say Hi. The emperor is with you in this thread it seems.
>>693248748
You ever drink a beer called "Eye of the Hawk?" It's high alcohol percentage and it's not hella nasty. Made by Mendocino Brewing Company.
I tried this "malt beverage" called "Drink Like A Boss" the other day, it was $1 for a tall can, 14%abv, and only came in grape and watermelon flavor. It was fucking disgusting, but got me a way better buzz then 2-11.
Anyways, what're you listening to?
>>693252607
OKCupid, genius
>>693252433
permit.. DENIED.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
>>693252531
you're the MAN!! or WOMAN!! who knows~?
>>693252552
I used to, but my days are too busy with sleeping or working. I always preferred the Horde though~
>>693252607
I was, but I have a lover now <3
>>693252691
Eh, I meant to ask this to OP.
>>693252917
goodnight nickel, wish you some good brews and some quality drafts
>>693252679
Emperor's blessing, brother~
>>693252691
Mendicino, eh? sounds like it would be a vicious reefer beer~ which, personally, I think would be an awesome idea.
and I'm listening to whatever I'm linking!
>>693252917
Fuck man, if you are in OKC, I would totally meet up and buy you some drinks, you seem like a cool ass dude
MUSIC BUMP!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq7Eki5EZ8o
>>693253919
I was at the 51st street Speakeasy when I saw Golden State beat OKC on that bullshit call into overtime back in February.. plus, I had a Prarie Bomb that evening, awesome beer with a shitty call..
>>693254237
who is your basketball team?
>>693254237
Lol I was at a bar in Manhattan Kansas at the time, I was the only who really gave a fuck
>>693254237
May I inquire oyur height?
>>693254476
I don't watch basketball, but me and my buddy were in there that nite and joined the outrage gradually.. I know, that's bullshit, but goddamn, that game sucked and those kids in the bar were pretty cut up
>>693254526
weird, but not ordinary!
>>693254237
Yeah Nickel, what's your team bro
>>693254991
gay
https://youtu.be/fbUtGcEW2jI
>>693254991
Had anyone ever said this around you and felt stupid
"Yeah if I had a nickel for every ....... (oops) "
>>693254830
about 5'10" or so
>>693255065
Mavs, naturally.
>>693255215
Tragic? is that you?
reached my calorie intake for today so no alcohol for me tonight
but my cute wifey is with me this time
Fuck off, neckbeard. Your shit isn't original or funny.
>>693255526
Nneeeiigh
but have more BH
https://youtu.be/dyQJH615KwA
>>693254991
what do you like?
>>693255766
suck a duck fam
I had to restart this laptop..
TIME FOR THE MEDICINE!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ
>>693255745
a wise policy! you kiddies take care now
>>693255803
God, I'm worried this fatal year is gonna claim that kid..
>>693255953
excitement!
Yo.
Ding-dong, man, Ding-dong.
Ding-dong, yo.