Do u like your job

If dubs. This is a dubs thread and op quits his job

>>693228124

Please tell me it was a harley rider

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>>693228124

Aftermath of ambo.

>>693228273
I love my job.

>>693228318

Yamaha R1 crotch rocket.

>>693228124
Can you tell us what taste has a horse foreskin?

>>693228124
do u cry at night after work

>>693228491

Was he being a little cunt weaving in and out of traffic or was it another driver's fault .

>>693228538

I do not. Seen much worse than what you could even imagine. I've become very jaded.

Did anybody blow their fingers off lighting fireworks for the 4th of July?

>>693228622

It was at no fault of anything. So far, they believe he had a seizure. So if anything, it was his own fault because you can't have a motorcycle license with a history of seizures.

>>693228124
do old ladies really call and say "help! I've fallen and I cant get up!"

>>693228751

Surprisingly. No, not this year.

>>693228950

Yes. A lot.

>>693228491
Holy shit, was this in V.A.?

I saw one heading southbound earlier today shredding up the interstate.

>>693228947

Maybe it was his first one? That's gotta be a pretty poor way to make your edit.

Every 60 minutes, 4,000 children die of starvation. Countless more are beaten to death, raped and or sold into slavery. Yesterday a girl i know was convicted of adultery after being raped and her immediate family threw rocks at her until she died.

Tell me again why I should give one flying fuck about what you do.

>>693228124
I own a motorcycle, should I sell it?

Usual trip is to and from school no highways, drinking, and wear proper gear.

>>693229112
95S

>>693229112

Nope. Last week. Maybe a little more. In PA. route 33.

>>693229203

Family said he had a history.

>>693228124
WTF kinda gurney is that? I've only seen Strykers

>>693229351

Nah. Wear leathers and a DOT approved helmet and most people walk away from bad moto accidents. Just don't hit a guard rail.

>>693229283

Shush first worlders are talking

>>693228124
WHAT IS THE MOST COMMON INJURY YOU SEE????

>>693229551

Our shit ambo and stretcher. We have auto loading and auto stretcher. Can take a picture if you want to see our 140k dollar setup.

>>693229807
YES!

I'm going to just ask the question that's on everyone's minds.

What's the strangest thing someone has lodged in their ass?

>>693229753

Most common traumatic injury? Definitely falls from the elderly. So I'd say a hip injury.

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i've taken spills off bikes and studied enough biology and physics to know that humans have no natural adaptation to anything faster than 20 miles an hour.

any human who does take such risks deserves to spill his brains in ambulance any day.

>>693229807
Shit, wish we had auto loading. Especially for bari calls.

>>693229887

Okay gimme a minute.

>>693229932

Wedding topper. "Fell on it"

>>693230022

Our stretcher goes 700 lbs and 32 inch wide. All electric. It's nice.

>>693229709
I am an American citizen. I work for Exxon Mobil in Nigeria. The girl was 14 and worked everyday. She had saved her entire life and had enough to go to university. Her father plans to use the money to buy cattle. She was a human.

>>693228341
Who has the pleasure of cleaning that shit up?

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>>693229283

Have you ever inappropriately touched (or been tempted to touch) a female while she was in your care?

>>693228124
How accurate is Greys Anatomy (when it comes to a paramedic point of view)?

OP from another thread. Copy and paste

any med fags or law fags?
some idiot rear ended my car when i was at a red light.
ER gave me some muscle relaxers.
I been taking muscle relaxers but when i tilt my head back to look up i feel some pain in my neck. I am sure its not the muscles because i can tell the difference....
When i try to bend down to make 90 degrees i feel some pain on my lower back. the closer i get to 90 degrees the more pain i get...
Before it was a sharp lightning pain but now its gotten better so its just a minor pain.
what do? please help.. am i going to be ok? (i have there insurance info)
pic unrelated. tits for you /b/ros

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Difference between para and emt?
How much you make and what state?
Why you continue to so it man? Do you feel like its your calling?

>>693230305
So you work for a company that contributes to third world problems who's only goal is profit. Hypocrite much?

>>693230314
The EMT or non attending partner. If the medic is nice, he/she will help out. (I'm not the OP, just work in the same field)

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>>693230213

Our 140k stretcher. Auto. And auto loading.

>>693230314

Me

>>693230327

No

>>693230420

Pretty accurate until it comes to cardiac arrests. Cant shock a systolic.

>>693230554
state?
Do you have ins?

>>693228124

So describe the dudes head in much detail as possible.

>>693230884
Yes i have insurance. PA

11-44?

should I suck my faggot friend off just as a goof to prove what a homo he is?

>>693230843
>Cant shock a systolic
How do you know when systolic?
Whats a good go to for helping someone mid heart attack?

Was he wearing a helmet? if he was being a squid then his own fault. if he was more details on the accident.

have crashed a couple times at the track and once on the road lady ran into me at a stop light. never had worse than bruises and a sprained wrist from flying over the handlebars and landing hands first on the ground. wear your gear motorcyclist and you'll be fine. never understood harley riders w/o helmets.

>>693230554

Quit being a little bitch. 2 days rest you should be fine. Parafag.

>>693230663

Difference is skills. I make about 60k a year as a medic in PA. I do it because I love helping people.

>>693231022

Okay gimme a minute

>>693231153

Go for it

>>693228124
Do you have a special stretcher for fat people? Like REALLY fat people

>>693228124
Is the guys motorcycle going to be okay?

>>693231384
Another anon here.

Yeah wondering same thing.

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>>693231068
Then yep, youre a dick suckin cock gobbler.

Hey, im thinking about becoming a paramedic, whats the education required and courses you needed to get into that?

>>693231428
That's what I'm worried about

Do you serve any niggers?

What's your schedule like/hours per week? Is it ever too much for you?

>>693228124
do you serve trailer trash crackers?

>>693228124
do you ever have dream about the people you let die

>>693231289
I never could understand that either. I was probably the only Harley rider ever who wore a full face helmet. Everyone always said that it ain't gonna help you when you hit a semi head on at 70 mph. Which is true, nothing is gonna help you then, but I'm worried about the old lady who turns in front of me when I'm going 30mph. Which happened. And I was fine. Needed a new helmet and jacket, but I was fine...well sore...but fine.

What's the most fucked up thing you've seen on the job

>>693231916
Were you...fine...?

>>693232028
Piggybacking on this
How much blood have you seen in one bleed out?

>>693229283
Then what are doing on 4chan? Shouldnt you be out saving the world? At least this faggot scoops dead/injured people off the road, what did you do today to make the world a better place?

>>693231247

Asystole is what you see when they show a "flat line". Only 2 shockable rhythms. V-tach and v-fib.

>>693231289

Yes. DOT approved at that. He hit a guard rail. The rail did most the damage. Pretty much amputated his arm, leg, and multiple skull fractures.

>>693231384

Yes

>>693231428

No. Totally fucked.

>>693231656

Depends on the state. Usually emt then medic. Medic is about 2 years of hell.

>>693231822

About 36 hours a week. I do 1 12 hour shift and 1 24 hour shift. So I work 3 days a week.

>>693231854

I have. But not here. I work in upper blue collar now.

>>693228491
this is why i am getting an YZF R-3

>inb4 die slow and painful..

>>693231656
You hafta go to school and learn medical and ampulance stuff.

how frequently do you deal with drug overdoses?

>>693232028
ps thanks for saving lives op. paramedics saved my mom the night she attempted suicide. You have my respect and gratitidue for the line of work you're in. come to portland maine any time and i'll buy you a beer.

more pics of gore?

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>>693230305
>>693230730

>>693231656
EMT student here, i think it varies from state but for a paramedic you need 1.5k hours or a 2year college degree for it

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>>693228124
> His brain is on my stretcher

How does one go about becoming an EMT?

Why no leather stretchers? Eazier to clean

>>693232549
Register for a class, pass the class.
Register for state exam, pass the state exam.

super simple stuff. thats why they get paid like shit

>>693229980
>I found the pussy

>>693228124
Seen any underage tits?

>rode crotch rockets for 9 years
>4 of that on superbikes
Got off easy with a fractured wrist

Topics like this fascinate me on the what ifs.

>>693231916
I had a friend slide under a truck going 45 down a highway, lost both his legs (one half up above the knee on sight) tare up the rest of his skin (looks wicked fucked) but his face is totally fine and life saved thanks to a quality full face helmet

>>693231868

No.

>>693231916

Wear you're fucking helmet.

>>693232028

Probably last week. Never ventilated a patient to only see his ear raise because his neck was broken.

>>693232200

My last call. About his entire blood volume was on the ground by time I got there.

>>693232247

Good bike.

>>693232273

Seasional. Narcan is fun for OD'S

>>693232594

Heh?

>>693232856

Occasionally

how much dead time do you have to just sit around and wait for a call?
what do you do in said dead time?

>>693230305
Why didn't you help her faggot?

>>693232994
>My last call. About his entire blood volume was on the ground by time I got there.

What happen?
Did he died?

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>>693233159

This. Pic related.

>>693228124
>Tips hat
Much respek to first responders
No joke, you really have a fucked up job

How much money do you make?

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>>693232994
>Occasionally

Story time!

>>693228318
Watch that edge m8

>>693233576
This

Why id Debby Ryans ass so eatable?

How long did it take to completely desensitize about all the fucked up stuff that happens?

have you puked on duty?

>>693233349

Oh yeah. Motorcycle vs guard rail. He died, essentially, before I arrived.

>>693233566

Without overtime about 30k.

>>693233576

Nothing special. Just kids thinking they are having heart attacks. Gotta do the 12 lead. So I get to put stickers on your tits.

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>>693232994
this Anon is a gentleman and a scholar.

>today OP wasnt a faggot.

>>693232994
>Never ventilated a patient to only see his ear raise because his neck was broken
How does that happen? Never heard of that happening with proper airway management and c spine

>>693232994
>occasionally
Best pair you've seen and circumstances that let you get a good look.

What was the closest save you had?

Alternatively, how many calls do you average per week?

>>693229283
>4,000 children die of starvation

That's 4,000 less mouths to feed every hour.

>>693228124
Fire/medicfag here on duty too. Just had a guy hit in the head with a bat.

>>693229283
>bad things happen
>so nobody should care about anyone or anything other than the bad things I personally know about

I remember being 15

>>693234473
story

Do they drug test you

>>693233847

About 2 months.

>>693234069

OP here. Please tell me, how do you ventilate a patient with a broken neck, perpendicular to a normal resting place. Compound that with multiple skull fractures.

>>693234202

Best save? They are usually diabetics or OD's. We have drugs that can stop that shit instantly.

>>693234473

Those are fun. Be safe brother.

>>693228124
have you ever played with the boobies or pussy of a person under your care?

>>693229665
Go for a snell helmet if you're doing stupid shit.

Had my motocross bike land on my head after a particularly bad wipeout in the dunes last week. Pretty sure a cheaper helmet would've killed me.

>>693234718

Constantly. I've had more tests, background checks and drug tests than I've had in years.

>>693228124
i want to be a paramedic. I'm worried about my future though. Just got married and while we aren't planning on kids, we're thinking about it someday. Are you comfortable with your pay rate? Do you think it would be a good job to have for a lifetime, or is it something you can only do when you are young?

>>693234722
Im the EMT student, you tell me. if his neck is at a 90 degree angle to where it should be, wouldnt a tracheotomy be needed? Medics get to do more stuff than us, are you allowed to cut open a neck?

>>693230305
And I should care why? People die every day, good people bad people, young people old people, smart people stupid people, you me he she us them.
Why should we care about death? Everyone dies, the fact that it shocks us still is particularly stupid, we all know it's there, waiting. So why should we care?
Enjoy what you got, you won't get more.

>>693234758

No.

>>693234783

Those rock.

>>693232477
>>693230305
>>693229283

samefag

So... he's dead?

Why didn't you help me when i dieded?

>>693235240
Why didint you help my nigger when he niggerited?

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>>693228124
Are you into cock tributes? If not why? Anyone not into cock tributes in 2016 is completely delusional.

>>693235007

It's tough but manageable. Depends where you live and where you work. City job? Look at 60k plus full benefits for free.

>>693235062

Yes. Technically. However remeber ABC's. No pulse you compress. Guy didn't have a pulse. So we had to do with what we had. If we had gotten pulses maybe a surgical crich would be necessarily but that's only upper airway. His neck was completely broken. Wouldn't have done much.

>>693232994
>doctor
>does not know the difference between your and you are
you are a liability, please consider other line of work

>>693229460
Fuck, i live really close

>>693235818
>doctor

Are you fucking retarded? The dude in OP's pic probably has more braincells than you.

>>693235818

Never said I was a doctor.

Typos are a bitch aren't they.

>>693228124
Post cock pls :3

>>693235962

What part of PA

>>693236166

No

>>693235818
>not knowing difference between a medic and a doctor
Consider suicide

>>693235699
No pulse you go from ABC to CAB instead, right? Would it be possible to have your partner poke a hole in him while you compress? Or would that cause complications since you're compressing?

>>693234442

I like this guy's way of thinking.

>>693228124
Do you like working on dogs and cats?

>>693236237
Central, bit away from state college

>>693228124
I think it was your thread earlier that 404d but from that call it sounded like the guy was beyond repair. Do you really have to take him to the ER? Why don't they just call the ME?

>>693235818
One, he's a medic.
Two, muh engrish don't tell peeps how good I be a stitchin bitches, ya herd?

>>693236029
Nice apostrophe, retard.

>>693232288
Why would you appreciate anyone who saves the life of a suicidal? You are a selfish jerk!

>>693236263

Correct. Confirmed arrest you go to CAB. So compressions first. Then airway. This guy had a compromised airway in the sense that his entire trachea was crushed. You have to go with what you get. We put in an OPA. Intubation and other advanced airways are contraindicated due to neck fractures. Not much we could do

>>693236662

Nowhere near me

>>693236668

Nope. Called it at scene.

>>693236740
>baiting this hard

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>>693236981

Ambulance gore.

>>693236981
That makes sense.
How often do you find patients actively trying to refuse care? From what i've heard, most people hate getting sent to the hospital if they dont feel its life threatening, they dont want to pay for care they've refused.

Also, are PCRs as annoying as they sound?

>>693234442
/thread

>>693235548
Anyone into cock tributes is a closet faggot

>>693237559

Depends. Car accident? People love to go for insurance claims of suffering. Normal shit? People go because who the fuck knows. There really isn't any reason why people go.

PCR'S suck but they aren't bad. I have a pre-written one on our station computer I use. Makes things easier.

If you're in ems I'll email you it if you want. Everything you need to keep your ass out of jail.

Hey op isnt being a fag
congrats

>>693237962
Well im not in ems just yet, still a student, Im not a probie either since i dont ride with any town for volunteer.
[email protected] is a 10 minute email I made. I can give you the one i use for daily use through that

>>693238209

Thanks fam.

>>693238404
enjoy your dicks

>>693228124
was he wearing a helmet?

>>693228124
Fucking magnets, how do they work?

>>693238561
you've got less than 7 minutes to send me dickpics till the email deletes itself. good luck

>>693237745
Holy shit flying ball sacks Fucking t this!!! I cannot understand the appeal of this for a straight male. Like what the FUCK?

In an earlier reply you said that Drug OD's are seasonal. Would you expand on that a bit..specifically what times of year and most common OD's in your area?

>>693238404

I don't want yours but I can give you mine haha. Use it or integrate it how you want. Don't really care.

>>693238565

Yes

>>693238789

Generally winter. People get bored. Picks up in winter and mid summer. Both for various reasons.

>>693228124

How much morphine is in the ambulance?

How tough is the lock?

>>693238752
>racing against the cock

Yesterday I called an ambulance because I thought I was having a heart attack. Turns out it was my first ever PTSD related anxiety attack cause by all the fireworks. Super weird but whatever.

They didnt take me to hospital and just kind of left. Am I going to get charged for them coming out and just telling me to calm down and running an EKG?

>>693238961
Oh, then by all means please send me whatever advice you have for me with that generated email. Though I think the general gist of it is to write down everything you hear and say, and do your job as correctly as possible. Much appreciated

>>693239094
Yes

>>693239094
not OP but yeah they will bill your ins if they took the info. If they bill you call your ins. if you don't have ins you're fucked.

>>693239094
Are you a pussy or a combat vet/combat victim (not pog vet, a combat vet)?

>>693228124
What can I do when someone has a heart attack so I don't feel completely useless waiting for the paramedic

>>693239029

Enough to fuck you up. One lock you can easily pop and the second just take the whole fucking box. Regulated drugs needs 2 locks. First is generally a meh lock box. Second is a box you can take with you.

>>693239094

Depends on the service. We charge for refusals. Some places don't. Of anything. Insurance should cover it or it'll be at most 100 bucks.

>>693230305
That's sucks but i can't do anything about it so might as well not put thought into it so i won't get mad over this shit

>>693228124

How much did you have to study to become an emt?

I have epilepsy with an extremely small possibility of seizures even on meds. What should I tell people to do if I seize out and EMS is not an option?

>>693239350

Learn cpr.

>>693239520

EMT? Didn't study at all. Medic is different.

>>693239586
not op, consider getting a medical alert tag. Dont count on any bystander to look for any indicating necklaces, bracelets or wallet cards though. but at least its something

>>693230305
>website
>falsehoods and fiction
>yadda yadda yadda

>>693239586

Don't fucking touch you. Lateral recumbent. (Lie on your left side) shitty I know but best you can do.

>>693239350
Dispense aspirin - learn to create it out of your ass.

>>693228124
"I want to be a paramedic"
"I want to be a paramedic"
"Shoot that funky anesthetic"
Is this true OP? Estimate the number of your colleagues who use their own supply.

>>693239756
I'm talking physically..like I've heard shoving a wallet in mouf etc. but honestly when I've had them i get temporary amnesia but after I sleep i feel ok. One time i got hurt was when i fell taking a shower and almost busted my head.

>>693239239

Send another 10 minute mail. Was too lazy to go get up and walk to my station computer.

>>693229980
>no natural adaption
so then practice and gain the ability to react to going faster

>>693239659

Sorry. I meant medic? What's your official job title?

And can you see yourself doing that till old age? Would you even be able to, or is it more a young persons job?

>>693239808
kek when you have a seizure you aren't conscious silly

>>693240007
Assuming you can talk during your seizure, explain to them you are having one, to call 911, and to help you lay down on your left side, as OP said. Or recovery position, afaik.

>>693240011
[email protected] this is just the same one as before, i renewed the time limit on it

If you're called for a drug OD do you take any drugs they have on them still because it's obviously good shit and they're too irresponsible to deserve it?

(yes im a junkie but in 13 years of use i've never used medical services for anything relating to my use)

>>693234442
kek

>>693240261
>>693240112

>>693240271
get your fucking life together man

>>693240261
10 more minutes of dicks incoming.

>>693234442
problems in the world.
1 out of control population boom
2 (less of an issue) greenhouse gas buildup
3 idiots and poor people

>>693228124
but did he died?

>>693228124
Hey dipshit, fellow Paramedic. How would you feel if somebody posted your family after they did something stupid?

>>693240007

OP. Don't let anyone touch your. Most injuries are caused by people trying to stop the convulsions. Tough luck of you're standing.

>>693240050

I'm going for my RN. A lot of opportunities for medics.

>>693240112

He said what should other people do. They should place him lateral recumbent.

>>693240261

After seizure most people are postictal however it is spelled. They won't remeber anything. Let alone be able to communicate.

>>693240271

No. Cops handle it

>>693240552

Yes

>>693240565

Fuck off moralfag

>>693240460

Yes because you obviously know tons about my life.
>4-year BS degree
>good job
>friends
>close to family
>can pay rent and bills
>never committed a crime to support habit

You don't hear much about actual responsible users.

What's the longest time it has ever taken for an ambulance to arrive at the scene? Any reason?

>>693240261
Needed more dick pics eh

>>693240463
bracing for impact

>>693240565
Found the special snowflake wanna be EMT.

>>693240758

My area? 20 minutes. Just distance.

>>693240003
OP is suspiciously silent on this subject, after giving detailed advice regarding morphine lockboxes....
>>693239413

turnover rate?

>>693240914
not op. Not sure how often they run checks on gear and the ambulance, but theyre required to keep an "inventory" so to speak. you arent going to lie your way out of stealing meds out of the truck very easily. especially when it actually needs to be taken out to be used

>>693240261

Sent

>>693228124
Fucken pussy i hope /b/ finds your info and gets you fired.

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>>693240914

I replied. Pic related.

>>693241067

Very high.

>>693241267

Okay.

>>693228124
How the fuck do you unwind from that?

>>693241451

Work=/=life. Pretty much. I do go to a shrink every other week but that's for other reasons.

>>693241248
Just got the template. Fuck I never did take time to figure out the GCS, Ill have to read up again on what is worth X amount of points.

Thanks again for it bro, heading off to bed. Here's to hoping you get a quiet night, or a simple call to get you up and moving. Whichever you prefer

what do you like to do in your spare time?

>>693241410
how often do you deal with fatasses and elderly who fall between toilet seats and bathtubs and stupid shit like that?

>>693241666

You'll learn easy GCS. Confused? 14. Alert 15. Then just go from there. Dead is 3. I want no calls. Off at 0500.

>>693241689

Video games.

hand is swollen. cold compress? will fucking with an xbox controller make it take longer to heal?

>>693241750

About 70% of my calls.

>>693241979
That sounds horrible. You don't mind, considering you said how much you like your job above?

>>693241967

Vague. Generally. No. If it's broken it'll just get worse. Stop jerking off faggot.

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>>693241979
good god. i bet this varies depending on urban rural area/obesity rate in states, and other factors..

>>693242061

It's the 30% why I keep coming back.

>>693228124
What part of 33? I live in East Stroudsburg

>>693242229
have you ever got into a relationship with a patient?

>>693242143
its my lefty i think i ran it into the side of a swimming pool.

>>693242224

Not really. Worked in both settings. It's the norm for the USA.

>>693242276

Belfast exit.

>>693242340

No

>>693242362

Give it a few days. Post pic for more info.

>>693241918
Sent you a reply regarding something else. heading off for good now though

>>693242521
would you want to be a medic in the military?

>>693242740

Considered it. Don't want to be shot at though.

>>693232238
so is he going to live?

doesnt sound like it/look like it

u know from the brains and all

>>693241614
Best of luck to you mate, whatever they're paying you isn't enough.
Thanks for dealing with our shit at our very worst.

>>693242860
He's fucking dead. Read a few posts in the thread m8.

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>>693242521

>>693242521
Shit, bunch of fatal accidents up that way in the last few months. Thanks for doing what you do man

>>693242676

Didn't get it. Gmail must not like 5minute mail. Might have to send from a real email.

>>693242860

No. Dead on scene.

>>693243012

Thanks.

>>693242835
death rates are pretty low nowadays, and they are unlikely to put you in the line of fire if you have any skill either

do you mind working those hours? would you rather work 3x 12hr?

>>693243181

I know. I ran 2 of them the past few months. Flew a dude today. People in PA like to get into horrible mvas

>>693243148
Diagnosis: You're a pussy*


*Not OP.

>>693243220
It wasn't that important, just saying that i didnt want moralfags trying to track you down and slam you with hipaa violations

>>693232739
emt is different from paramedic. The union firefighters/paramedics get paid close to 100k a year here in the midwest

>>693243148
diagnosis: significantly increased risk of cardiovascular disease

>>693243382
yeah I know..I'm ok but it sucks to try to clench or straighten them out.

>>693243322

I work 6 days a week now. Military just isn't for me unless I have a bachelor's.

>>693243445

Haven't violated any hippa. Cant put what I've said to a name so it doesn't matter. Everything I've said is public knowledge. Besides the pictures.

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>>693243726
oh, I thought you said above that you worked 3 days per week

>>693228341
>aftermath

Son. That's a 5 minute cleanup right there.

>>693243599
yeah I'm a fat ass..but I dont fall into fucking toilets or spill my brains out on the highway.

>>693243379
That's crazy. Stay safe man, and keep doing what you're doing. We all appreciate it