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>>693227544
i am enjoying this.
>>693227876
>.> <.< >.>
What...
If they don't believe me now, will they ever believe me?
cannot even understand the lead singer, it's perfect
>>693227876
What?
well im sure lost here
>>693228016
There is also this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1_eV9tabiY
>>693228354
it is queued.
Aw fuck I forgot to put nick on there
>>693228571
Be careful before I post how short you are.
>>693228710
how short is he
>>693228571
oo is that an argonian maid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DioEMCKWv4
>>693228710
4'2"?
>>693228805
ʳᶫʸ ˢʰᵒʳᵗ
>>693228895
No.
>>693228710
But you didn't save any pics Autismo Maximo
>>693228841
No but I got the next best thing
>>693229128
how short are you spoony
>>693229128
Are you sure?
>>693229154
Yes!
short dudes are the best for cuddling
>>693229128
quelana... my heart ever aches for thee
>>693229198
I was....... Short enough that I had to jump to take that picture?
>>693229359
Not if you're little spoon.
>>693229288
He's so small he doesn't even have a body.
>>693229392
give me a number, boy.
>>693229392
Give me a number. Surely you can't be shorter than I.
>>693229392
you are cute and i adore you.
>>693229483
i will never be the little spoon. it hurts.
>>693229288
I'm 100% sure that your sweaty fingers didn't save anything.
Because if you did I'm sure you would've fapped to it by now
>>693229543
I'm no boy, sir
>>693229663
Give us the number spoon.
>>693229571
Imagine a tiny man. Like, the tiniest little man you have ever seen. Now imagine someone so short they are essentially feet attached to a head.
>>693229657
Shorter than that?
pics incoming
>>693229649
Be my big spoon ^^
>>693229663
LOL
>>693229649
pppls dom
>>693229801
Apparently sleeping got too tiresome so hey there again
>>693229810
He's speaking the truth though c: Or if it's a she, I dunno
>>693229786
No the only digits I'm giving anyone are going to be from my old python projects
>>693230171
there are no girls here
>>693230171
She always tells the truth, don't question her
>>693230171
Hello.
>>693230195
I'll tell you how short I am if you tell us. I guarantee I'm shorter than you.
![Snapchat-5149936092641132329[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3QqT05W.jpg "Snapchat-5149936092641132329[1]")
>>693230572
what the fuck is this
>>693230569
Fine here you go
>>693230400
Can't be too sure, there are many girls who like gay stuff
>>693230551
Hello
>>693230496
Like I'd doubt it :p
>>693230805
It's god gift to mankind
>>693229805
my arm is firmly nestled around your tummy
>>693229810
touches your tail
>>693230832
That doesn't mean anything to me.
>>693230926
there are no girls here
![Snapchat-4887195203756424656[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/u04qnvP.jpg "Snapchat-4887195203756424656[1]")
>>693230805
Lit.
>>693230959
oh my god
>>693230926
How are you? I'm thinking of buying up a bunch of plaster to carve.
well this thread got gross I'm done
![Snapchat-8385786858068974257[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LqmKx8v.jpg "Snapchat-8385786858068974257[1]")
I wanted the Nick to penetrate me.
>>693231242
I have lost my last ounce of shame
>>693231184
A bit tired but fine otherwise
>>693231415
so I'm curious, do the old guard fur fags resent or welcome newfag zootopia fags who just want to fuck the bunny?
>>693231513
Well that's good I suppose.
do you guys like my tail
>>693231843
Wanting to fuck the bunny does not make you a fur fag.
>tfw no dragon tail to touch
>>693232038
Yeah, it's just a bit annoying when you want to sleep but aren't nearly tired enough for it, but I've slept for what, 16 or 17 hours so there's enough of that I suppose
>>693232493
No.
>>693232635
You can't sleep for 36 hours straight?
>>693232493
That's really fucking gay.
>>693232493
this isn't a cringe thread
whoever posted this pic earlier is a god send
>>693232771
That sounds rather unhealthy...
>>693232493
Post the matching collar you obviously bought as well.
>>693233115
I'm a rather unhealthy individual.
What about my shirt?
>>693232771
:(
>>693232783
That was the entire point.
>>693232791
Are you sure?
>>693233174
I really meant to get one as well, but I forgot.
>>693233437
>he forgot the collar but not that shirt
Money = wasted.
Did you buy and redrusker prints?
>>693233437
>hes fat too
>>693233343
So am I tbh, but I couldn't ever sleep for 36 hours straight if I tried, so you win that one
>>693233437
You did a good job at it. I kinda like it, but I certainly wouldn't wear a tail. Unless it was a tailplug maybe.
>>693233857
I know.
It wasn't a furry con boi
>>693233884
Ya got me!
>>693234003
It's not an honor worth having.
>>693228272
cool
>>693234093
On the bright side con collars are trash so you lucked out. But at least you bought a tail that you will probably only ever wear a couple times a year.
ᵁᶰᶫᵉˢˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏᶦᶰᵈ ʷʰᵒ ʷᵉᵃʳˢ ᶠᵘʳʳʸ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ ᵃᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ⋅
Oh.
Do they not sell furry smut anyways?
>>693234158
Well it's morning at least, and the sunrise looks nice as usual, even if these stupid trees are in the way
>>693234066
Thanks fam. I only got it fur the con and future cons. The guy I bought it from did tell me their parent company also makes plugs, though.
>>693234381
I will order one. Not that I have a use for it here, but maybe one day.
They probably had some doujins, but I couldn't find any with furry.
is that really all it takes
>>693234381
touches your collar
>>693234597
>One day
furpiled.com if you are that day to be sooner.
I like those tails though. I still have mine from a million years ago I got from the same vendor you got yours from. It is pretty soft.
I thought doujins are exclusively furry.
>>693234518
I too hate trees.
You guys better stop touching each other before I get tempted to join in
>>693234974
That website is parked. I do, though.
It is very soft, and has some weight to it. It almost hits the ground and I am like 6'1+
Nah, doujin just means hentai manga.
>>693235144
I think they're nice, got one right outside the window. He says hi, btw
>>693235234
Oh wait. Not that one.
Uhhh.
Pounced.org
There we go; that one.
Well I mean it does seem like you got the extra large ones or something. I like how they swing when you walk, though.
G R O S S
Did you buy some?
>>693231127
Bunny on far right is win.
>>693235435
I too have one outside my window. It blocks the view of the sky.
>>693235621
The sky is great. But then again there are stupid clouds
>>693235484
Excellent. I forgot the name of it.
Yeah, it does have a good swing to it.
I bought two yaoi doujins, one from Blue Exorcist and one from Attack on Titan. I was pretty disappointed though; the Blue Exorcist one wasn't even lewd and both are very short.
>>693235827
I like the clouds.
>>693236019
I guess they can be great, when they aren't blocking the sky too much
>>693235878
Only to be repressed again, naturally.
U have a good swing to it.
Is there not like a "try before you buy" thing?
Or can you not at least open it?
>>693236207
You don't have very many strong opinions, do you?
>>693236235
They are sealed.
The hell
>>693236394
You want a strong opinion, I can tell you I really fucking hate it when the sky is all clogged up with clouds, but it's neither raining or snowing. Why would nature do such thing?
>>693236647
Why would you hate that? I enjoy completely overcast days. I don't like overcast nights though.
>>693236400
I guess they do not want people to reseal them when they are done.
>>693235878
I actually forgot you bought those, at least you didn't grab the black butler one with most obscene cover
>>693236825
It just makes everything look gray and depressing in my opinion. At least the rain is a little refreshing when it's not too cold, and snow is wonderful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEQ7ONGm1Qw
>>693237112
I like the grey. I prefer when things appear the way they should.
>>693237359
I guess it's ok on those disgustingly hot days and the clouds protect you from turning into fried chicken
>>693237598
You express an opinion, and then go back on it, why?
>>693238052
I didn't think of the benefits at first
>>693238271
You speak without thinking?
>>693238398
Sometimes yeah
Maybe most of the time, I dunno
>>693238548
Do you know why?
>>693234224
one time i had one of that at the thing
>>693238731
Does there have to be a reason? Maybe I just speak too quickly, I have no idea
>>693239068
There should be a reason, there is a reason, you just don't know it.
Isn't this normally a porn thread?
>>693239396
Fine by me, I'll think about that in the shower. See you later
>>693239644
I dunno what happened honestly
>>693239904
I don't mind really. Your conversations are entertaining.
aces sux
>>693238876
okay what
>>693239713
cute
>>693241075
Adorable, i wish i had more
>>693241198
i got this
>>693241608
and this
KIDDENS
>>693242125
slightly frightening
>>693242125
THE GOAT'S HEAD CASTS SPELLS, ARISEN!
I WILL SILENCE IT!
>spoon is short too
>Furfags
>people
I want to buy a big office building and hire a bunch of workers to work there, but we won't do anything or provide any service.
eisen this is hard help me
can you guys shut the darn up
>>693245180
No
>>693242660
You forgot the snake does too!
>>693245340
Hunnibuns!
>>693245340
well you better start saying some cool words then
what are some cool words
>>693245887
>>693246051
What're you two up to
>>693246503
Clusterfuck
>>693246996
Listening to Violent Femmes and playing Forced Showdown.
>>693246503
Sporange.
>>693247543
i prefer sojourn
>>693247861
i forgot my favorite word
holy fuck get a chat room
fags
>>693246051
Homo!!
>>693246161
No
>>693246996
Tv
Stuff
Lazy
>>693247861
>>693247906
Music is probably the best word ever
At least if I do say so myself
>>693247688
I don't know what either of those are
>>693247997
Get some ice cream
>>693247997
I need back scratches.
>>693248174
Why you be so lame?
>>693248145
Define music.
>>693247688
Cool, I'm currently playing through The Cat Lady for probably the 8th time
>>693248174
I did
2 kinds
>>693248461
I need snuggles!
>>693248505
... The organising of sound...?
>>693248461
I can't be lame
>>693248675
What kinds?
can unorganized sound be music
>>693248145
music is just a word to me
>>693248174
>>693247906
Hows it going you two?
>>693248689
So anything could be music if it's sound that has been organized?
>>693248675
Take that very tempting snuggling somewhere else or I'll join in
>>693248588
I should play Dishonored to get ready for the sequel.
>>693248675
Then you should've gotten tomorrow off instead.
>>693248860
You be lame.
>>693248956
im okay. did nothing over the weekend, and wish i had more hours at work. still visiting?
>>693248927
It's one of my favourite words at least
>>693248963
That's pretty much what music means if I remember correctly
>>693236400
Nick...? What are you doing? Come back to bed already...
>>693248956
Fine. New tamiyo perplexes me
>>693249088
How do I unlame
>>693249248
Yep I am.
>>693249351
This is luc so I don't know shit about magic.
>>693249269
So any sound can be music?
>>693249269
the word or the concept? the word is worthless to me, but the concept priceless.
>>693249507
howd the transaction go
>>693249507
How was the buttsex
>>693249088
Never played that game myself, but have fun with that
>>693249522
So long as it's an enjoyable sound I guess
>>693249626
Pretty good
>>693249600
I didn't have time to call him. I'm second guessing buying 10 NES's.
>>693248860
Sea salt carmel
Pitchachio and almonds
>>693249088
I know!
Lemon grass x3!! In size!
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
the apocalypse fox
>>693249712
So it's any sound that has been organized and is enjoyable?
>>693249351
Suck one million cocks.
>>693249759
What did you guys do besides fuck
>>693249977
Give
>>693250062
That'd just make me a slut
>>693249600
The concept is pretty much the reason I like it, but my favourite word would be mosquito, even if I hate mosquitoes
>>693250061
I suppose, I'm not really an expert
>>693250203
flea markets, thrift stores and dates.
>>693250274
well at least we've determined that your favorite word is, in fact, not music
>>693250477
Get anything cool from the flea market?
>>693251174
A Sega CD model 1 broken and a SNES. Found an N64 with 4 good controllers for $54ish at a thrift store.
>>693251055
Speaking of music, what's your favourite song?
>>693251363
Gonna keep any for personal use or is it all gonna be sold?
>>693251481
mu.
>>693251509
Going to try and keep the Sega CD and a few other things. Going to sell the N64 and Sega I got along with some other stuff I'm forgetting.
>>693251553
Is that a song or don't you just want to tell?
>>693250203
What do I get?
>>693250274
Well then.
>>693251740
When are you gonna head home?
>>693251892
What do you want?
>>693250062
>>693251751
it means the question is absurd and you should unask it.
>>693251998
In 5 days or so.
>>693252160
Very well then, just trying to make friendly conversation
>>693251945
Okayy
>>693251998
What you got worth dis good cream iced up with tasty flavors?
>>693252343
You really like talking, huh?
Hello
It's me
>>693252587
You could say so
>>693252178
You bring your equipment to work on consoles with you?
>>693252443
Not much. Throw out an offer
>>693252664
Oh hi there
>>693252698
No I'm shipping what I find back
>>693252343
this is your just reward.
i have been listening to NES soundtracks lately. before that, new age/ambient fusion. before that, small jazz ensembles. before that, 70s prog. i am not conceited, but i do enjoy varying music, and i have no ultimate favorite.
>>693252748
nyello
>>693252665
Any particular reason?
>>693252778
I didn't have to know, just don't get why it would be such an absurd question, but since you told me I might as well. I've been quite obsessed with Sigur Rós lately myself
>>693252899
How're you doing?
>>693253140
Just trying to get to know the pack, you know, without getting someone to hate me for one reason or the other
>>693253148
I'm doing alright, all things considered. How about yourself?
>>693252698
Snarf would say butt pick
>>693252776
What're you plans for the week?
>>693253287
I stepped on a tick and that was really freaking gross, but otherwise I'm fine thanks
>>693253338
You are not snarf
are you still on about the tick that was like 4 hours ago or something
>>693253341
cuddle fuck and rest.
>>693253532
It was the first time it happened and it really freaked me out
>>693253476
Plus how you get it?
>>693253451
Ticks are ew
>>693253275
Do you have a particular need to be well liked?
>>693253572
Sounds great
>>693253786
Ice cream finds a way
>>693253958
it is.
anyways I am going to get some sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj5pXytIY_4
I'm going to sleep. Goodnight, slllllllllllllllllllluts.
>>693253958
Eat it out of Nibi's butt!
>>693229128
AX was lit this year
I drank all day and I mean all day and by the time the 21+ club started I threw up and blacked out
>>693253841
Agreed, freaky little creatures
>>693253956
Not really, though if I'm gonna be here I might as well not be a stranger
>>693254077
g'night
>>693254189
Why nibi?
>>693254252
Yeah, they can cause encephalitis, which is pretty terrible
>>693254413
I just think they look horrifying
Ugh, let's talk about something else
>>693254252
You can not be a stranger and not be well liked. Look at me.
am i a jew
>>693254545
Does that correlate with that pic somehow...?
>>693254539
Alright. Uh.. how's the weather over there?
aw i almost scored both
dammit annoying tick guy i hate you
Welp, I just carved down one of my Venuses into a head. I was looking at it, and it wasn't sitting right with me, so I started carving and now it's just a small head and neck on a wide base.
>>693254818
No, that image is a picture of the police response just outside the alley that Mark Linkous took his own life in. It has nothing to do with me.
Do you have that one picture where Nick is looking over from behind a car and he looks insanely smug?
>>693255183
does that picture make you hard? fucking queer
>>693254958
I've already talked about the weather but I don't mind doing it again. The sun is rising, it's clear and warm, so I'd say it's quite good! How's it over there?
>>693255061
Sorry D:
>>693255147
Oh ok, just found it a funny coincident
what even is this thread?
don't be sorry just leave and never come back
>>693227876
U R so fucking gay
>>693255494
How so, stranger?
>>693255525
A secret meeting of various marketing firms to discuss future advertisements.
>>693255525
the inane slow death of several unimportant individuals, kindly just fuck off or join in
>>693255494
It's cloudy, but cool, which is much more acceptable than the sun trying to melt me.
melt this dick in your mouth
>>693255568
You ain't getting rid of me that easily
>>693255664
Just thought you made like a joke or something by talking about not being well liked and posting that picture, as if to say the neighbors called the cops or something
yay life is good
>>693255452
It looks hilarious.
What the fuck is even the point of this thread?
Avatarfagging?
>>693255749
While I do like the sun, I have to say it is exhausting when the it tries to burn you up
>>693255960
No, I've never had the cops called on me.
>>693256080
more or less
>>693256148
Good, keep it that way
>>693256261
It's like the shitty old days, back when /b/ was better and actually generated content, but the worst of that time.
The only thing worse than obnoxious avatarfags were attention whoring tripfags.
Thanks for the walk down memory lane.
>>693256278
I think I should go mad and start shooting randomly into a crowd of people because it's the ultimate act of Surrealism.
>>693256895
That's how the idea for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre came up, except it was with a chainsaw and not a gun. He didn't actually DO it of course, he just thought of it
>>693257165
Did he? I thought he was inspired by various actual serial killers.
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