Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>693224181
Little early, eh m8?
You draw the pic?
they have the same creator
>>693223866
I meant I would 'fight' you. Id win, but then we would both win.
Rory-sama claimed
>claimed
>>693223810
Hai, wakarimasu
>>693223986
Rikka as a bespectacled beauty was almost too much for me.
>is she really that squishy
I feel as though I need a donut at this very moment.
>Go out and by a tire inflator
>Don't notice the only power source it uses is the 12 volt lighter slots
>Mfw motorcycle
I guess it's time to install one...
A few months ago I promised to ship corn dogs for Christmas to a waifu, but I don't remember who
Can someone tell me who it was?
>>693224429
mfw forgot to link post
oh well, figure it out
Hidden lurking claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg
This song has me rolling every time.
>>693224543
I dunno but u can ship me some
>claim
>>693223986 (Chuuni)
>this gif kills the Amatsu with cuteness
>>693224181
>claiming
So many rules, today.
>>693224260
Lauren Faust (the creator of MLP)'s husband created the power puff girls
>>693223652
It seems forgettable, something you'd rent at Blockbuster (If you can even find one) and forget to take back. I hear you but eh that's not me, fine being outside the limelight.
>>693223793
1v1 me with Genji bro.
>>693223810
>Amatsu! Amatsu! Amatsuuuuuuuuuuuu!
>>693223986
Kek, really? How much was it?
>Best idol claimed
>>693224734
>Amatsu in that sweater
Hngg...
>>693224359
Cousin like sister did. She said "I'm drawing shinoa for you now k?"
>>693224736
>
>>693223627
Cause it's TEXAS!! We also have this place called texas roadhouse with amazing rolls and sweet butter
>Nibu sugiru no yo tensai tekida wa hontou
You're welcome :3
>>693223652
Lmao I sing the first part when it comes on
>>693224768
animated* I believe. Any why would your parents have that knowledge.
i think they just think it's a show for kids/grills.
I would just watch it off your tablet with headphones if you must.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X2atEH7nCg
>>693224479
I wish I had more of her in glasses it makes my heart stop. Go, go eat one and share it with me please
>>693224948
Like a dollar, she wrote John senpai on it, it made me die, my best friend got his name on her other cheek so we were both taking over her face
>>693224734
God damn it I will revive you!
>>693224948
Id reck you with genji
>>693225064
Texas Roadhouse was started in Indiana.
>>693224594
This gwan be good. Currently watching.
>>693224736
Wow Shinoa's really good at guessing. What's crackin?
>>693225064
What...what is it?
>>693225234
I'd reck you as Bastion!
>>693224948
Bring it on mothafucka!
>>693225144
I said her husband created it but I worded it weird.
I don't really want to watch it that bad I just thought it was cool that it was on TV.
Claimed.
I'm going to roll to claim Rory's pantsu and get Karen lewd
>>693224948
Leave a mark. Lasts forever. Rick & Morty. Season 3.
>>693225445
I miss when boomerang was a good channel. CN fucked it up with shitty remakes and all that jazz.
Now where am I going to get my Top Cat and Pink Panther fix?
boobs the bats mine
>>693224948
>takes revival pills
Just a prank bro, I used the pills that fakes my death :^)
>>693225008
Isn't she a beauty~
>>693225176
>Heroes never die.. For a price
It's fucking pouring rain, yet I'm still going for my run. Bye.
>>693225349
It's very short, enjoy.
>>693224485
Or you could use a car? Theres one under the seat of some newer bikes.
>>693225623
These pantsu?
>>693225623
I 2nd this
>Rolling
>>693225288
Lemme be happy about Texas
>>693225349
It's where maki's anime is from. This is one of their many songs
>good at guessing
Holstaur said the same thing
Claiming best girlie!
>>693225852
I could, but I plan on keeping this thing in my bag when I'm out for rides, as well as a pair of jump cables. I'm running into more and more people that have dead batteries.
>Not like I ever have anything else in my bag
>>693225852
they will be mine
>>693225921
you better back the fuck up
before you get smacked the fuck up
>>693225740
W...whar price is that??
>>693226256
I'm still waiting for that folder
Tenryuu claimed
>tfw your project works
>tfw it nukes itself after you put in VLANs
>tfw your project is basically back at 0
kagami claimed!!!
>>693226598
Ohayo qt.
>rollerino
>>693226420
https://mega.nz/#!4ABX2K4K!s74hysgcsi04Y4RWIVM_XXE8sh1LgcfD_iH3mJF1W1s
Enjoy all my RAM killing I went through for this.
>There's about 900 repeats though, but I can't be damned to remove them manually.
>>693226391
You tell me
>>693226598
lewd
>>693225064
It's good to see you again, Shinoa-bro. And your dance.
>>693225349
Shinoa guessed I would thread reply today? She'd have to be some sort of oracle, because I didn't think about it until just now.
I'm doing well, thank you. I just finished up on a good read, and wanted an intermissioni before starting another book. How are you faring?
>>693225410
>>693225234
I'd Ryūjin no ken o kurae! the fuck out of both of you.
>>693225064
That place sounds familiar even though I'm sure it's not here.
>Chikadzuita ashioto kimi nara ii no ni
You should know the rest, if not I'm disappointed.
>>693225176
Haha, that's pretty sweet. A dollar isn't so bad for that entertainment either.
>>693225638
Is that the slogan or something? Gah every mention of that gets me hyped. If that's not the slogan then yes, it may feel nice having a impact on history.
>>693225740
Wew, had me for a second there Boss!
>>693226697
hello!
>>693226785
s-stop calling me that!!!
>>693225836
Hai
>>693226070
Oh. I see. I'll have to give it a listen in closed quarters one day then, if it's that catchy. I don't know who that is.
>>693226785
Uh......I..youre confusing me
>>693226886
Oh no no I didnt think so and she was pretty cool too so it was totally worth it
>>693226336
>Challenging a god
You're gutsy, I'll give you that
>>693226886
Bitch pls just try and touch me
>>693226336
>>693225921
Ladies, theres no need to fight
>keep fighting
>itll get hot
>>693226256
Jumper cables for bikes are a BAD idea. If you jump from a car, you can easily short the bike. If you jump from a bike, you can kill your own battery. Jumpstarting is easier and safer. Bad for the gears, but its the safest option.
Claimed UMARU BB
Here's a real dick
>>693226957
>rollerino
So how goes it once again?
>>693227103
lmao
>>693227061
We could all be enjoying some Rory lewds but this nigga wanna catch these hands, I like me some kurumi but I cannot resist a challenge
>>693227168
it's going good!, i think im about to go to bed though!!
>>693227061
Would a quick jumpstart from my bike really kill it's battery that fast? I do keep it fairly fully charged...
>>693227046
I bet you don't even know about the animation cancelling attack. Step up your game boi.
>>693227045
Do you remember her username?
>>693227151
Banned in 3
2
1
>>693227506
Lol wrong board, post dicks m8
>>693227387
>last chance rollerino
Alrighty then. Goodnight. See ya tomorrow.
>>693227151
Kys
>>693227506
>Banned for porn
Thats the day I die.
>>693227362
Listen to our Pink Goddess and contain your mammaries.
>>693227046
Being a god can't save you
I'll have Rory's pantsu if it's the last thing i do
>>693227672
If you want to live longer then don't go to /a/ lol
A tired moka is claimed
8 hours overtime this week
A garenteed 4 next week
Whats everyone else up to
>>693226764
Thank you!
You're the best~
>>693226886
Don't worry about me, Boss
>>693226957
Never!
>>693227045
Sorry
>>693227589
w-what!! im not going to bed right now!! lol
>>693226886
I'm not sure what it is, but my body is ready.
https://youtu.be/TgqiSBxvdws
>>693226806
Wouldn't put it past her.
Right into the book thing, huh? What was it you were reading?
>>693226806
It's best Dance! How was the party where you, from /lit/, got... lit?
>>693226886
Never known till you check out
I think this is the part they say "a-re?" Or something
>>693227040
Turn this down for reasons lol
https://youtu.be/7aIyGZkqJhA
>>693227891
Laying in bed
Shiina Mashiro ~~
>>693227487
Nigga any genji players know that
>>693227722
Yes my son, heed my words
>>693227774
Hell awaits for you, dear child, you'll soon regret challenging a god
>>693227891
Dreading over sleeping early for tomorow
>>693228024
You are now my little qt. Go sleep. Off you go.
>roll then
I'll take some Karen lewds in the next thread she's in
and nobody can deny me this right
not even Dio
>>693227478
Depends on the age of the battery, size, voltage and resistance.
>>693227362
Why not do both?
>>693228220
>>693227774
Keep fighting!
>
>>693228512
After all i did roll quads just now
>>693228141
>turn down for what
I'm gonna play that in the office at work. Loud. On repeat. And then hide my phone. And then leave.
>>693228709
I suppose you're right, am in of an itch for a fight
>>693228833
i'll take three dubs
>>693228833
DOES IT COUNT
O SHIT
>>693228325
you're right...i should!
good night everyone!!! sleep tight and sweet dreams, i hope you guys have a good day tomorrow!
>>693228709
It's fairly new considering it's a 2015 bike. Also believe it's a 12 volt.
>>693228908
aren't we arrogant
>>693228880
Hey friend. Could I trouble you to check your steam?
>>693228018
But if something happens to you who's going to bring down Cipher?
>>693228093
Jermaine's voice is wonderful. What was your favorite episode?
>>693228141
You have a point there.
Uh nah m8, you're kinda off. At least you know the song, right?
>>693228220
>Doubt
>>693227487
Nicolesalera is her name
>>693228958
Goodnight purple haired friend!
>>693229474
If I go down, another will take my place
I'm passing the torch to you, I'm tired of fighting
>>693228958
Goodnight lewd one
>>693228880
Oh you
>>693229420
Sup milinda
>>693229474
The roll and sweet butter. Gotta get some
Uhhhh yeah...
>>693229342
Go ahead, make my day
>>693229474
Boy..
all your panties are mine
>>693229294
The newer batteries might be good for jumping other bikes. Cars are a bit more of a problem, a lot of them are 24 volt. You should just tell them to get a trickle charger or use moar power.
>>693228141
>>693228220
Whats tomorrow
Also american truck simulator is really fun and relaxing
>>693229998
that looks like rwby
>>693230074
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>>693229998
Ahh. And use more power? I'm talking about outright dead batteries, and can't start their car. But if the volts are different by that much, then I guess I wouldn't need the cables after all.
>>693230069
Ac work in the attic
>That better be Moka naked under that apron
>>693230255
If a car battery is dead its their own damn fault.
Check my singles
>>693229912
sadly i'm too tired to deal with you
>>693230188
this is borderline heresy
>>693230443
Perfection.
>>693230443
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>693229891
You shush. Im not here.
>>693230525
Run little rabbit, run
>>693229530
Much appreciated. Let's see what she has going on.
>>693229826
No one can replace you Boss! It'll never be the same!
>>693229891
If I wasn't full from that pizza still I'd go down there right now.
smhtbhfam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e76kUP27A-4
>>693229912
Just a lil banter m80. All though we will have to settle this now.
>>693230525
Not really. We have a Blake claimer and Ruby used to post here.
>unless you meant heresy that someone thought of that
I wouldnt think of it as heresy. Just autism.
Might be my last day in Turkey.
Hope I find the bazaar!
How's everyone doing today/night.
>>693229420
Sure. Hold on.
>>693229474
Hard to say. Probably S2E1. The timestream collapse was pretty intense.
>>693229891
>requireddogface.png
>>693230873
hey mami!!! i hope your last day is great! just stopping by really quick before i sleep to say hi!!
buy something cool, and take pics of it!!
>>693228093
Damned by Chuck Palahniuk. Summarized, it's about a rich, pampered, fat 13 year old girl who goes to Hell. It's not my favourite, and I found it hard to read at times, but overall, it was really comical.
>>693228141
Oh my God. Oh my God. Please don't remember that. I had been pre-gaming.
It was really something. There was an absurd amount of people there, so I didn't stay for long. I didn't even get in the pool. My friends felt the same way, so we ended up convening at the regular location afterward.
>>693230751
What do you purpose we do?
>>693230873
I'm alright, rewatching mirai nikki for like the 58th time
>>693230442
I 100% agree, but I like to be helpful. To an extent that's probably not healthy.
>>693230716
you don't have to be so eager to die
https://youtu.be/J5wmw_Ro4pM
hurr hurr summerfags hurr hurr /a/ hurr hurr...
>jenny claim