YLYL. Offensive humor edition.
>>693220770
Ogiginal wau better, this one too forced.
>>693220770
My body is ready for this thread niggers
>>693222232
>>693222331
offensive humor is the best kind of humor.
https://youtu.be/kvg9mDTRWTg
I think there's some funny shit in these.
https://youtu.be/1fHDZF1bxNw?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/N4heu0ZBU30?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/-QjhpDk60bs?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/uMNCwIKypqw?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/3pyeEcHRbGw?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/eU1VgSkXYkg?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvVALnurkb8Um67XiLmkt9H2
https://youtu.be/9HiWsTpnueE
>>693220770
>>693224651
How did you create this?
>>693224651
Fucking kek man. Great job
>>693224651
Is this the one that will brick an i-phone and make it useless?
>>693225815
yes
kek
https://youtu.be/Lbe4Vu6MyeY
>>693225398
its easier than you think just google qr code generator http://www.qr-code-generator.com/?PID=1077&kw=qr%20code%20generator&gclid=COLs1fmA3s0CFQQpaQodD-wCzA
>>693226003
Can I scan this from my gallery on android?
>>693226832
Yes
>>693226198
was this an episode of courage the cowardly dog? something's ringing in the back of my brain, i know i've heard that before....
They said no rules. Fucking normies everywhere. https://telegram.me/joinchat/CJk62gc2QxLcvBmf1EId7w No bans.
>>693222591
I don't believe it. Just... no way.
>>693220770
I'm going to leave this in various places.
>>693221083
Fucking lost.
>>693229752
believe this
>>693229223
>>693230112
died
This thread is slowly derailing.
greentext
https://youtu.be/9n-UPJ6-Tj0
>>693220770
>>693221634
>>693229204
ugh. hitler/nazi jokes are so fucking basic.
if your gunna ride the edge at least ride the CUTTING EDGE SON!
>>693226167
Toppest of keks
>>693220770
>>693231804
>>693231637
this anon just defined the word edgy for you, which ironically speaking (on /b/ anyways, due to its regular misuse) is edgy, pic....sorta related.
>>693231804
The fuq is this shit man this better be satire or imma kms
"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director
This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.
twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/688917116314120192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
@
>>693232072
no idea what you are talking about.
I just think nazi/hitler/jewgassing jokes are waaaay too over done.
Is it wrong to want innovation in my offensive humor?
I think not.
>>693232309
It's real and 100% serious.
>>693232900
>>693232309
>>693232988
>>693232652
not at all, i am simply finding irony in your post, and hoping that others might benefit from it, infact i agree with you, would do us well to get some variety in humor, all the hitler jokes have been wrung dry, feel tired and lack diversity.
>>693231804
>>693232988
>>693233089
How are these offensive?
>>693233345
I find it offensive people actually believe this stuff and try to demonize a vast majority of people who don't agree that the subject of the comic has a severe mental illness.
>>693233392
Also Faggots dont go around going faggot faggot
>>693233577
wat? Am I missing something here? The comic is about a trans person dealing with their own personal demons.
Is there more because so far I see no 'demon'ization of outside opinions
>>693233984
>Being this dense
If faggots walked around going straight straight then you'd have a point...but you don't cause you totally missed it.
>>693234246
The trans person is dealing with being mentally ill. There's nothing more to it than that. If you have issue with the fact that this person is "mentally ill" and not fighting "personal demons" then you might be offended and therefore this comic is perfect for a trigglypuff like you.
>>693233577
>the subject of the comic has a severe mental illness
>severe
really tho? so a dude wants to dress like a girl and pretend to be a girl. i don't see the harm in that, and i don't know why it would bother you. unless you're sexually attracted to traps, and are trying to fight it off by hating on trannies.
this is america. you can be whatever you want, as long as it's not hurting anyone else.
>>693233608
>*till the end of time?
>>693234246
Good goy, that's a kosher thought.
>>693231860
>>693234509
That's cute. Don't you have a safe space to run to?
>>693233392
the better version of this is the post that responds with "my brain only has space for one set of made up beings." or something to that extend. But this is pretty good too
>>693234496
What are you on about? Personal demons is a catch all phrase it doesn't mean the exclusion of mental illness. And why would I be offended by the different designation?
MY ISSUE IS THAT I AM NOT OFFENDED GOOD SIR.
Dude this is really weak. Are you offended because of the transsexuals?
>>693234952
Would have been better if they used Pikachu instead of Charmander to make sense to a wider audience.
>>693225815
That 1970 thing is easily fixable if you disconnect the battery for 30 seconds you normie. If it's not hardware damage and the bootrom/dfu are still intact then the iPhone isn't unusable. I'm a fruit engineer.
>>693235193
Your feelings are showing. I'd say you're triggered but that might offend victims of gun violence.
>>693234830
nope.
>>693234509
or Black
or Mexican
or Musilm
to be honest just if you not white
>>693235320
Look is trannies offend your delicate christian sensibilities than just come out and say it bruh
>>693235489
Good goy
>>693235552
Christianity isn't to blame anon it's retardation thats to blame.
>>693235796
You're offended by retards too? What else?
>>693235981
I'm a different anon.
>>693235981
fuck up you know exactly what he meant
>>693235552
>>693235796
stfu and go rape em in the ass with a stolen crucifix from the vatican
>>693235552
>I'm not offended.
>Why don't you agree with me, you must want to fuck trannies you evil Christian.
Found the triggered one.
>>693233392
that's not even offensive, these fucking feminists want everyone to walk on eggshells around them for no real reason, they say its "uncomfortable" when someone says anything that offends them. They need to realize that life by it's very nature is uncomfortable and they need to grow up
>>693236767
Looks like you're offended.
>>693236343
>>693236767
This, life isn't meant to be enjoyed.
>>693236150
okay
>>693236185
Not really dude. He's comparing trans people to retards and saying thats offensive?
So he's offended by retarded people?
>>693236343
see now THIS is offensive OC
>>693236459
When did I ever say he wanted to fuck trannies?
I'm saying this is an offensive ylyl thread and this comic he posted is the softest soft boy thing I have ever seen
WHERE IS THE OFFENSE?
>>693231804
The great thing about this is that I can't tell if it supports sjw's or mocks them.
>>693237039
Is that why you're going on about it?
Offended / 10
>>693237116
Look deep within the trans, you'll find your answer
>>693231860
>>693237039
I wasn't comparing Trans people to retards, I was calling the guy who was being a nigger a retard.
>>693237265
But trans people by definition are severely mentally disabled aka retarded.
>>693237039
no he's not. he is saying Christianity is not to blame its people being retarded that are to blame. why am i the only one that understands
when he says retardation he doesn't mean genuine retards he means fucking idiots
>>693236881
Am I offended because free speech is being thrown out for no real reason? Yes, I'd say I am
>>693237360
I can agree with that now that you said it, but at least make the poor guys comfortable with themselves and leave them alone.
>>693237001
speak for yourself anon not everyone live in strong christian overtones
>>693237587
Excellent, then you found the pic offensive, even if it was just the implication.
You're in the right thread.
>>693237583
Finally someone who gets it! I swear it's extremely difficult to get your idea across to others with the whole anonimity.
>>693237650
Nigger do you know what thread you're in? Those fucking mentally ill faggots need to burn.
>>693237185
I might be offended actually you might be right.
I'm offended at the gross categorization of this comic as being "offensive".
And then when I go "Surely this is a mistake. What soft boy could find this comic offensive?"
I clarify that the anon that posted it does in fact find this comic to be offensive.
AND THAT OFFENDS ME.
>>693237265
okay fine scrap that all together cause I'm lost on it
>>693237865
>Offensive humor thread
>Ideas
The fuck are you going on about you god damn faggot?
>>693237977
What the hell have we been argueing about the entire time you goddamn cuck! Don't ask stupid questions. I am aware that we are in an offensive thread.
>>693237965
I'm the anon who posted it, I find it funny, not offensive. I posted it because it's extremely controversial and incites offense.
Out of all the pics in this thread, half of which I posted, you decided you needed to focus on that one. I'd say, for you, it's the most offensive.
Your current trigger level is:
Trigglypuff / 10
>>693238237
Kek
>>693222591
I don't get it
>>693238381
Whatever you say there, Goldman.
>>693238637
Whatever. It doesn't matter, thread is gonna die eventually.
>>693238505
>>693238811
Rip, and check'd
>>693238793
This thread will never die, it will be archived like every /b thread and your trigger level will be forever available for all the public to see.
>>693233345
>>693234246
>>693235193
>>693235552
>>693235981
>>693237039
>>693237965
>>693238475
I do believe that you are in fact the winner.
>>693231524
This seems legit just look at india
>>693237360
ummm no
>>693238475
I'm offended at the lack of offense. It baffles and confuses me. I TURN TO IT WITH A HATEFUL FACE.
I AM OUTRAGED BY THAT WHICH I DON'T UNDERSTAND
GET BENT.
>>693239009
And I should care why? I was just injecting a comment earlier and got tangled up in this mess.
>>693239032
I know, good times
>>693239116
>Not
>An
>Argument
>>693230563
Lost my shit so hard
>>693239237
That pain you're feeling is your pride.
>>693220770
> Implying non-offensive humor exists.
>>693239333
Fucking lost it
>>693239032
hey hey hey hey.
Its complicated okay. IT. IS. COMPLICATED.
Am I triggered?
Yes.
Is it because of the comic?
Sorta.
is >>693238475 the winner?
I guess? But of what? WHAT HAVE WE WROUGHT!?
>>693239309
It doesn't need an argument. Just like someone saying all Oreo cookies have herpes. There is literally no facts to go off of, just a fucktards balsy statement
>>693239453
Imma let this die. It ain't worth fighting over. Like my pa once said "know when it's time to pack ya shit up and move on."
>>693239628
>Backpedaling this hard
>>693222591
kek
>>693234830
>responding to a well thought out statement with a slogan
Get a load of this guy
>>693233971
Oh come even non-nigger black people have to deal with the fact that a lot of them are niggers
>>693235552
Ding ding ding, +1
>>693238577
Yeah me either...
>>693238577
>>693240046
>>693233667
You wizard
>>693239744
So you're saying someone with severe body dysmorphia is perfectly stable and not mentally inhibited (aka retarded)? I just want to be clear that you think it's ok to operate on and provide powerful hormone pills to someone who thinks they are the opposite sex (thereby playing into their mental disorder) but in any other case that doesn't trigger the trans community it would be wrong to mutilate ones own body.
>>693222591
Don`t get it used to have trouble breathing that is some horrible stuff but thank God im still here.
>>693239891
>Not seeing the guy is on the verge of an-hero
Top kek friend, welcome to the thread.
>>693222591
>she's a big girl
Kek
>>693239854
lol I'm not back peddling I stand by all my statements.
>That comic was lame
>It's not offensive
>It was posted as being offensive
>thats lame. its like being offended by who is self conscious about their haircut
>I call him out on it
>the guy throw tumblr buzzwords at me as a counter statement
>Itcontinues.jpg
>now he's throwing tumblr meme pix at me
soft boy is soft. I am offended by his softness
>>693233577
Because being self conscious is a severe mental illness. Try harder closet fag
>>693235981
Fuck, you're mad lmao
>>693240599
>I stand by all my statements
I know.
>>693231637
Jew Funny now fuck off
Go watch fucking Jerry Seinfeld fucking prick
>>693222428
kekels
>>693222428
Lmao kek
>>693240697
>If you think being a trans faggot is a severe mental illness you must be gay
Only someone desperate for a some sort of retort would resort to false equivalencies like that.
>>693241182
right.
because thats what he was saying.
learn to read nerd
>>693233345
It's an insult to retards everywhere.
>>693226167
With it being faggots and all, is it real?
>>693233608
cute.
I am terrorist now
>>693220770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2fyROhUxcI
>>693234072
the hell
>>693241876
Terrorists don't let faggot niggers into their club.
https://youtu.be/1TNvNuMoma4?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
>>693234830
so edge
Top kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z_VY8KZpMU
>>693230112
I.....I've got to try this.
>>693241953
This is an offensive humor thread, not a sad fact thread.
>>693237886
sooo edgy
ill like to make something clear about the guy that said life is not easy or to be enjoyed.
second law of thermodynamics states that the sum of the entropies of two interacting systems always increases.
this means that any system, for example, a person interacting with something else, will always be destroyed given enough time, because energy always tries to be evenly distributed on a given space, and a person is by its very own definition an uneven distribution of energy.
this in turn means that in orden for a person or any other living thing to keep existing it has to take energy from its sorroundings which always implies struggling against the enviroment.
in conclusion life is a permanent struggle, its purpose is most definitely not to be happy (unless you like to constantly fight everything and everyone around you), and it always means the destruction of something else.
>>693242184
>Safe space
>Edgy
kek
>>693242302
Yeah sorta made it in a rage thread my bad.
>>693236685
>implying any gun owner has the balls to shoot the cops.
I'm not saying we should disarm citizens but if your argument is that gunowners need guns to defend themselves against cops/the state then maybe you guys wanna stop bitching about liberals and start your fight against them already. It's obvious you guys think they've already "struck first", go retaliate, pussies.
>>693220945
It needs air friction so no
>>693242858
stfu bitch nigga
>>693242858
no one gives a shit faggot
>>693242858
immediately an hero
>>693242858
Dude. Go to bed. Even if you're somewhere where its light out.
>>693242858
absolute nonsense, kys
>>693242858
exceptionally autistic
>>693242858
hang yourself niggerfaggot
>>693242858
immediate suicide
>>693242858
drink bleach you ultraautist
>>693239252
Who's the guy in the middle? I keep seeing memes of him everywhere.
>>693242858
most incredible display of mental retardation i've ever witnessed
>>693242858
guess how many shits anyone gives. Hint: It's not not zero
>>693243749
That's Carl the Cuck my friend!
>>693220770
>>693243868
>>693231524
Well umm, that actually makes sense. I'm starting to see the lights anons
>>693221884
I despair!
>>693243916
>>693243788
maybe its hard to realize stuff like that when you are sorrounded by your peer retards
>>693220945
No... wtf just because the fucking wheels are moving doesn't mean anything will happen. holy fuck i can't believe somebody was so good at photoshop to go so far as to put shadows on the image and so utterly down syndrome to think this is in any fucking way "troll physics".
>>693223799
Tag your fucking pomegranites shitlord.
>>693244024
>>693243678
lol y u mad though
>>693220852
Clever, but not that funny.
>>693238811
>RIP Mijnheer Paddestoel :(
>>693244070
>Being this mad
Found the autist.
>>693241823
Sadly no.
>>693243916
Wait, is that what he actually said?
>>693242858
absolutely befuddled that this much autism can exist in a single person
>>693234792
Black shorts recieves the title of honorary nigger.
>>693232342
She is a crook. Funny they were saying on the news that when the directer said that she was looking directly at him, then a few hours later she gets off a plane with Obama. Sounds like one of those I'll fire you or you'll get fired and vanish things. Seriously I would care if someone shot that cunt.
>>693242858
out of my last 12 years using this site, i must say this is truly the most extraordinarily exceptional act of retardation
>>693242858
rather have cancer that read that again
>>693243849
lol i know right? all those faggots that think life is about doing stupid inconsecuent decisions about stuff that doesnt matter and leave behind another younger person to repeat the process have their heads so deep inside their colons, lol
>>693242858
truly niggerdly
>>693242858
immaculate i say. truly an immaculate display of stupidity
>>693232342
>>693242858
That was the point of this little rant?
You comparing apples to oranges here kid. You extrapolated the meaninglessness from meaninglessness.
"Hey man according to the laws of gravity we can't never be happy because gravity brings us down maaaan"
Get bent you shitty nihilist.
man i didnt expect to make all those faggots cry so much
>>693225734
I really really like this image.
>>693233971
Pretty accurate tbh. The ball should stay on because it (imo) represents black genes.
>>693245038
y u mad bro
>>693243211
Yeah I hope the meme is mostly just trying to point out hypocrisy of people on the left in general. They pretend like they hate the government/police on one hand but turn around and say they want to give those institutions more power over everyone. In reality there currently is no real reason to "strike" at the cops because the overwhelming reason a cop is gonna fuck you up is if you're being a retard towards them in the first place.
>>693244991
kek
>>693242858
isn't it against the rules to be this blatantly, arrogantly even, autistic?
>>693234871
I'm liking him more and more. He doesn't like jews LOL.
>>693245184
I said why in reply you dumb dumb
>>693245038
>>693235883
Mohammad is a false profit.
>>693245432
y u mad tho
>>693245033
knew a guy who actually used something like that as a belt.
>>693245470
lmao. he got you dude.
>>693245521
I hate Muslims too but your Jew is showing.
>>693245579
I said why in reply you baka.
>>693245038 (You)
>>693233971
wrong. put all the obstacles in the black persons path. and make the thought bubble come from the white dude, acting like he thinks nothing is in her path that's more accurate historical retarf
>>693226623
>ifunny
kys
>>693244736
Why don't you grow a pair and do it? Waiting for someone else to fight your war for you? Pussy ass pubs
>>693245746
yeah u mad. y tho
>>693237056
gud wun
>>693239453
It was obviously made up by a woman. All you read is her this and her that it all about the poor woman and not that stupid cunts do it to men also.
>>693246087
>I said why in reply you clod.
>>>693245038 (You) (You) (TĂș)
lmfao i didnt expect to trigger all these fags with my little rant.
some day maybe a few decades from now they will all be on their beds wrinkled as fuck trying to remember why the fuck they did all what they did, and what was the point of it all. then theyll realize it didnt matter at all and that theyre fucked
>>693245743
Na I hate them both LOL. I would really love to see them nuke the fuck out of each other.
>>693243916
looks like beta fuck on manbc and that adam ruin everything hipster douche.
>>693233971
I mean she'll still beat him. Niggers run fast.
>>693235883
God i hate this images trying to get me to join ISIS