>>693220314
Does my sock count? If not then never

Last Thursday. But it feels like forever

3 1/2 years ago

does a bj count? than if so 5 hours ago!

she got me off fast, like 7 min, normally it's like 15-20 lol

two weeks agao, it was all right

Well I'm married so....I've had sex twice in the last 18 months lololol

>>693220314
December 30th 2015

Never. FML

im a complete virgin

>Last Thursday. But it feels like forever

>3 1/2 years ago

these 2 comments following eachother made me lmao

>>693220314
Haha. OP you so funny.

4 hours ago get on my level faggots wew

>>693220314

yesterday

>>693220314
Six months feels like forever! I could easily con the pants off a number of people but I have high standards.

June, a couple weeks after I got snipped if I recall.

>>693220314
couple weeks ago

Two months ago. Probably won't have again until august.

>>693220641
/thread

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>>693222965
LIAR

>>693220314
Last night.

Approximately 19 years and 9 months ago. I'm 19.

Married and quite possibly a month or two ago. In fact, probably gonna jerk it in about 5 minutes.

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sometime in march
i was hooking up with a fat chick after me and my ex fiance broke things off for a little while
i feel gross about it now

Little less than a week ago, I don't enjoy sex though, just do it to keep the girl I'm seeing from leaving me because I'm hopeless without someone to lean on/cuddle at night.

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last night, feels good to be able to say that

Last time I contacted a vagina was my birth.

February 2012

It'll be 4 years in September.... fuck

2 months ago in early May

>>693224826
I did something very similar anon. That feeling doesn't go away.
>the fatrolls
>the smell
>the sound of my bed begging to be put out of its misery from being clearly under more weight than it's capable

Few hours ago

Different girl today

>>693220314
30 minutes ago.

>>693220314
About two years

>>693226111
she smelled alright
what bothered me the most is how difficult it was to find her vagina
she literally had to lift up a tuft of fat for me to get to it

June 4th. Feels like an eternity.

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6 years

>>693220314
2015

>>693220314
Bout 2 months ago. Banged my crush from high school. Stuck it in her ass. Wasn't as satisfying as I had pictured all those years.

1 year 3 months

>>693227511
July 4th was two days ago...

Around this time of year in 2003.

>FML

>>693227366
I had to resort to doggie. She was so much bigger than me that missionary wasn't possible.

>>693220314
∞

>>693228000
June 4th, not July. Nice trips btw

>>693220314

6 hours ago. for the first time

>>693220314
2 years fuxkkkkk

3 days ago

when i showed my girl this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmbnDSW91c

3 years and I am horny as fuck

Been like 2 months. Longest dry spell in years. Started as a self control thing (stopped having sex, drinking, smoking) but now it feels like I lost my mojo.

>>693227838
similar except it was about 9 and a half months ago. also wasnt anal

Fall of 2014. I missed wizard status by 9 months. Thank fucking god.

>>693220314
Skipped last night because it was 2am and had to get up at 7am, but 3 night in a row previously. My wife is insatiable.

November, got an HIV scare few months later, too afriad to jump back in

>>693220314
2 years ago, only ever been with one girl and have had surgery on muh dick since then so I would rather like to try it out.

2 hours ago but she was fat

literally as i type this shit out.

>>693222306

>does a bj count?

Obviously not faggot

>>693220314
This morning, well it's almost 1am actually.

So yesterday morning.

>>693222494
wtf you're getting cucked

>>693222306
Being this excited about a blowjob on an anonymous forum

>>693220314
over half a year ago
was the best one i had yet to be honest

no idea when i'll have sex again cause i'm not that ons type of guy

>>693220314
2 weeks ago
bretty good
also down for round 2 tomorrow
woo

>>693220314
last summer

>>693220314

Literally about 2 minutes ago

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>>693220314

Last... Friday? Slam piece when out of town on for a couple days over the weekend. I'm seeing her tomorrow. So, it will be six days including Friday.

>>693220314
When I was 27.
Turning 40 next week. Haven't even cared enough to speak to another woman (aside from ordering coffee) in the 8 years.

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>>693220314
two weekends ago, no complaints

>>693220314
1 1/2 years ago

>>693220314
Last summer
She was 16 I was 18.
Was so ca$h

>>693220314
like 3 years a go

cant remember, maybe a week or two. but my gf is coming over tomorrow and we both know we're gonna fuck

>>693220314
6 years and counting...

>>693229953
>13 years

I'd bet half the /btards on here weren't even alive the last time you had teh sexo.

last thursday i believe

Late May then gf broke up with me to focus on her emotionally taxing job. Fuck poor people.

>>693220314
Couple decades ago when I took my vow of celibacy and chastity for the Church.

>>693220314
prostitutes count? If so, last week. If not, 2009.

>>693220314
Depends. Does getting fucked by my dog count?

The only sex I've ever had, but I can get it whenevs so, yeah.

femanon here. almost a month ago because my boyfriend rarely fucks me. he says it makes him sad, but about once a month he'll get duper horny and break down and fuck me and last about 45 seconds. I really need a good fucking. someone. help.

3 years :(

>>693220314
I'm Virgin

>>693230546
>posting on pedo site
Checks out, carry on father.

Monday evening

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>>693220314
Over the holiday weekend motherfucker.

So far all I see is a bunch of beta ass faggots in this thread.

>>693230546
What in fuck do you think you're doing on this site?

You can lie to me, & yourself, but you can't lie to God.

>>693230760
It is not good to lie.

>>693230760
there are no women on the internet

>>693230760
craigslist

Last Wednesday

>>693220314
like 6 months ago, bitch gave me herpes.

>>693230760
>tits
>timestamp
>sharpie in pooper

---------------->or GTFO<----------------

>>693230760
Just do what this anon does. Get a dog. Keep it on the dl.

>>693220314
Like a year ago. Fucked a stripper in the back room at the strip club.

>>693220314
2 days ago with my ex. It was nice.

>>693230921
I have never seen any illegal content the few times I have come here to help counsel those lost souls I've been shown here that the Heavenly Father lead me to.
Tonight is one of those nights again.

>>693220314
A really long time ago.

>>693231014
See >>693231444 for why I come here.

Im having sex right now

>>693231444
I want to congratulate you for your good deeds; but I hate your God far too much to.

2001

>>693231903
fucking kike

Four hours ago with my girlfriend.

Came home and played with my wife's tits.

>>693231903
He doesn't hate you, regardless of how you feel about Him. He is forgiving and in time, you can see His works if you allow yourself to behold all that is given to you.
I won't say He works in mysterious ways, but I will say everything is where it needs to be in the end.

>>693232194
Nope. Misotheist.

>>693220314
a hooker in Havana.

May 23

>>693232349
Seen enough of His works to formulate my hatred.
He's a psychotic egomaniac who gets off on suffering.
He requires belief & worship for sustenance.

>>693232461
Which is essentially the same, and also the last and supreme form of faggotry.

>>693220314
Yesterday morning

Married - about 2 hours ago.

To everyone else who's married and is capable of having sex more than "a month ago", what the fuck is wrong with your shit relationship?

>>693232780
Go feed your God, bootlicker.

St. Pattys day

13 hours ago :)

>>693220314
Thursday. And I pulled off the hat trick in under 12 hours. Don't believe me? Pics to prove for dubs

>>693220314
6 months. Seriously contemplating giving up on relationships and going back to meaningless Tinder bullshit.

>>693226111
kek. at least you admit it. we all make mistakes, just don't let it happen again.

k?

20 minutes ago

>>693226111
Nice trips

>>693232902
Go damn your soul in a lost fight, kid.

>>693220314
fuck its been like year and a half.

>>693232779
He requires nothing - He gives forgiveness so you can learn to forgive yourself, if you'll let it happen. He is the path, and the rest offer the journey, not the quick and easy solution.
Don't mistake what man does for what His works. He gave us all free will - it is what we do with it that causes suffering.

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"To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances, a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions. But that is not what we are deciding now." - James B. Comey, FBI Director

This is criminal. He is saying that there is not equal treatment in this case.

twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/688917116314120192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

=

>>693233594
the rest after the journey*

>>693233119
Women suck anyway. They never want anything long term. They get bored of you or find someone who makes even more money or seems more attractive or has a different sense of humor. Even if you stay together eventually they decide to get fat and stop having sex with you. They are foul creatures. And this 'guys only want one-night stands' meme needs to end.

>>693233594
God's a farce, dumdum

>>693220314
15 years 220 days

>>693220314
I think it's been almost 2 years now. I've had sex like 500 times in my life though. I should've been pushing like 2,000 times by now.

>>693234219
If you wish to believe that, that's fine. I chose a different path. I will pray for your well being none the less, because if like you think that it is a farce, then nothing but a few moments of my time wishing your well being and good life is lost to the farce, but, if He is, well then, I don't mind putting a good word in for you.

>>693233926
You're wrong and I'm sorry you haven't found that out. You'll probably be stuck in your shit cyclone until you die, though.

A couple days ago

>>693234684
0/10

>>693234800
Nice dubs fgt

2 months ago...

>>693234684
That is so righteous of you and considerate. You deserve a pat on the back.

>>693234964
Ty bb

Never and probably never will

February of '15

God damn... dry spells suck.

>>693220314
Yesterday with my wife

>>693220314
A few days ago. please believe me.

>>693234885
Don't worry, I'll include you too to in them tonight.

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fucked twice today. only a few hours ago too

A few months ago sadly, and I have a girlfriend! She's a good fuck, but I just can't be bothered honestly, probably from jerking off too much

>>693235386


MAN, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A COOL LADY. MY MOM WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A HAND JOB