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>>693195136
I literally can't keep up with all these new Pokemon.
>>693195232
It's a fagachu
I've got plenty to dump if someone can dump
>>693195136
Those balls are perfect
Woo, new thread!
>>693198947
Been up a while
>>693199166
Yeah the last one was spammed to hell and I was hanging out in the s/fur thread like a degenerate
(just kidding, love you guys)
>>693199337
Yeah that tends to happen, and gross what a straight. I actually like some sfur, it can be pretty cute
>>693199698
I like straight stuff. I need to save more of it. My straight-to-gay ratio is nuts. That's what I get for only hanging out in the gay threads.
Anyone lurking?
if you got any wallpapers, post em
>>693201119
Sorry, I'm jumping between both threads and a chatroom
>>693199934
>I like straight stuff
Ew, gaylord
>>693199934
But yeah, I find myself only going in the g/fur threads. tbh I just think you can see real women that have the bodies of those in the s/fur threads, but you can't see guys with the bodies of those in g/fur threads
>>693201447
I know. I'm so ashamed.
I've got around 5000 gay to 400 straight images
>>693202037
I did the math at one point, 68% of my porn was gay, 20-something percent was straight, the rest was miscellaneous (mostly herm stuff).
I am not in a good mood.
>>693202305
Why not?
>>693202299
I wish there was more herm stuff I enjoy But there's just way too much hyper
>>693202305
Me either. Why u?
Oh, guys, just wondering, does getting fucked in the ass feel good? I am thinking about trying
>>693202305
I'm sorry...
Jack off, you'll feel better
>>693202578
The hyper shit is really hard to filter through. I don't even mind unrealistically big dicks, but when it's literally larger than an arm and has enough blood in it it would kill the individual, I just can't be excited about it.
Marble Soda/Derpah honestly does the best herm stuff in my opinion. Not too crazy, and a great art style to begin with.
>>693202734
Feels like u have to shit, you get used to it
>>693202734
If you go slow, use lots of lube, and go into it open minded then yeah, it can feel great.
Just don't expect it to be mind blowing your first time. Not saying it wont be, just don't give up on it if it isn't.
>>693202974
>>693202970
I've used dildos and had anal orgasms before
Any of you guys smoke bud?
>>693202974
Ever been blown when you have to shit or felt poop when you're fingering or with your dick in there? I love it
>>693202556
>>693202588
I just found out that my brother-in-law's mother is coming in on Saturday, which means I have to give up my room and my 15 minute walk to work turned into an hour long one.
>>693203210
Only drug worth drugging
>>693203220
Taken a shit while jacking, feels good man
>>693203136
You'll definitely enjoy it.
>>693203210
Mostly wax nowadays, but yeah. Colorado rules, shit's legal.
>>693203220
Nope, honestly haven't been laid very much at all. The sex life of a shutin is not very diverse.
>>693203352
Damn, that sucks dude, I'm sorry. How long is she staying?
>>693203210
I used to, been considering maybe doing a little again
>>693202857
I prefer just normal dicks but I wouldn't mind a bit larger honestly. Too bad there's very little
>>693203210
Yes.
Smoke weed e'ery day.
>>693203352
Just kill her
>>693203410
>Only drug worth drugging
>lsd, dmt and Psilocyebn exist
What
>>693203410
Hell yea
Actually, since this is like some sort of gay advice thread, you guys could help me.
There is one guy, we have been friends for as long as I can remember. He says he had always wanted to fuck me, but recently he told me he is in love with me. I really like him, but I am not so secure in my undefined sexuality that i'm not yet sure if I should do anything with him or not. What do you think
>inb4 being a pussy
>>693203468
no idea. Probably about a week.
>>693203879
For reasonable people weed is as good as it gets
>>693204086
Fuck, that sucks. Cum in her shampoo bottle.
>>693204042
Let Me help you define your sexuality, do you like guys, girls, or both?
>>693204042
Fuck? What the fucks a matter with you jump on that boypuss
>>693203879
>LSD
>not NBOMe/LSA/25-i/25-c/2c-b
I fuck with the fungus, but DMT keeps coming so close to me then disappearing. I've had "LSD" 3 times and it was LSA/NBOMe/NBOMe
NBOMe is evil stuff if you're in bad company
>>693204042
Start slow, kissing, touching, etc and see if it goes anywhere, maybe have a safe word as well. Just be careful with "love", that shit's more danger than it's worth.
>>693204424
Nbome's fuckin' toxic man. I'd never touch that stuff.
>>693204283
That is the thing, does the fact you can get off to some very specific types of guys mean you like guys
If so, then I suppose I like guys. I'm pretty sure I like girls.
If they were percentages it wouldn't be 50% each, it would be more like 30% girls 20% guys and 50% don't care about either. I have a pretty sporadic sex drive
>>693204042
>he told me he is in love with me
DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON
Seriously, someone coming out and telling you they're in love with you when you've had no romantic interactions with them is a huge red flag of someone who is clingy and desperate. Just my $0.02
>>693204688
Yeah well try telllin your dude "hey this shit ain't acid" he'll fuck you up right good and quick
>>693204772
Well take all the time you need and don't rush into anything you're not comfortable with. Don't fuck with your friend unless you're attracted to him and actually want to.
An entire thread without a single shitposter. God bless
Umma be that one weeb who ruins the furry thread their anime porn
>>693204940
Very good to know. To be honest, we have had vague romantic interactions, I mean he was technically my first kiss, and we do kind of flirt a bit (according to a lot of people I do it unintentionally), and he once asked me out (but I was not ready for that.
>>693205658
Ooga booga
>>693205680
Personally it sounds like a one sided relationship he's way more into than you are.
Especially if you're friends, I've found that introducing sex into a dynamic like that is similar to a couple in a shitty marriage having a kid to try and bring them closer together. It just makes shit messier.
>>693205900
Lmfao
>>693205952
That does make sense, I suppose I am just a little anxious to lose my virginity as well. I am tempted to just fuck a stranger.
