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whining about life thread
UGH LIFE
end your life snuffles
Why am I not getting all this white male Privilege
I keep hearing so much about? Did I miss when they were handing it out? When will life stop fucking me in the ass before I can even stand up on my own?
>>693173106
meh. sucks.
fuk life
>>693174048
i dont think you're white enough
why cant I stop going onto a 10 degrees angle when I ollie going fast
>take 2 Benadryl earlier
>forget that shit makes me ravingly horny for some reason when it kicks in and makes me sleepy
>go to shower to fap
>enters shower
>stops being horny
>mfw
>>693174741
>paying an extra £2 for cetirizine hydrochloride with a fancy name
ok
>>693174048
you must be jewish, canadian or a toothbrush then. obviously.
>>693173956
katia pls save me
>>693174238
Ay gabu avatarfag dood
>>693175377
Fuck i mean mei.
im going to the kitchen
pray for me
>>693175879
bring me a snack
>>693175879
No.
Also: What are you doing there?
>>693173106
my fucking job is fucking boring as fuck but I really need it to pay off my debt
data entry is the worst
>>693175085
this is stressing me the fuck out
My story begins in West Philadelphia, it was a happy enough existance. I lived with my mom and I miss her quite a bit. I was picked on quite a bit but I always could slip away. The bullies would throw stuff at me, steal my stuff, and call me names. I often played the piano at my local chruch, they let me play after hours because I was close with the priest. A bully named James we'll call him followed me home one day, at this point I was sick of his shit. I got in one little fight and my and my mom got scared. She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
>>693176401
well...
>>693176885
that was pretty low quality tbh
>>693177155
that typo though...
>>693176054
makin a sandwich
>>693176015
too late, and you didnt give me money for a bridge
>>693177487
well it sure looks like there won't be a bridge nor a wall being built then
>>693177737
your loss
>>693177487
so... make me a sandwich then?
i guess..?
i am confuse...
>>693177910
i never wanted any of this
>>693177487
make me a sandwich
>>693176272
Try retail man, you got a deal with cunts all day.
>>693173106
My fucking brother spilt koolaid on my fucking xbox 360 and now it has the three rings of death. I just cant deal with this shit. I did a 360 and walked away.
>>693177979
It's too late
>>693178010
You did, you just can't admit it or your fragile heart would break
>>693178049
Too late, I am already back. I am crippled again, katia
my every waking moment is endless agony
>>693178128
Hahah faggot! If you did a...
>owning a 360
So.... Anyone else dealing with construction workers at home? That kind of sucks...
>>693178370
i can see what you did there
>>693178368
my frail little heart has nothing to do with this
>>693178368
NooooooooOOoo00
>>693178128
this thread is getting a little bit too memey
>>693178590
thank you for your concern
on the plus side i have like, 4 different varieties of painkiller
paracetamol, ibuprofen, codeine and tramadol. The only downside is they are not quite strong enough
>>693178787
It has everything to do with this
Watch Mob with me next week. It has bowl-cuts.
>>693178850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
My parents are not bad people at all and have never done anything to hurt me badly but if they died I dont think i'd give a shit. Just a weird empty feeling ive always had where I dont want or feel the need for parents at all and want them gone for less hassle
>>693179240
>paracetamol, ibuprofen, codeine and tramadol
where are you from? germany?
>>693179240
this is like the 4th time ive been told to watch mob for the bowl cuts
and im not gonna watch it
>>693179564
>my name is not important
>>693179240
>4 different varieties of painkiller
Bruh
Those arent painkillers
Painkillers = Narcotic+
Class 3 +
>>693173106
Why does everyone get sex but me!?
>>693179714
Australia
Used the chemical names cause I wasn't sure if American brands are the same as Aus ones.
>>693179730
It isn't even out yet
>>693179845
I am a simple citizen, I use the colloquial term
>>693180097
from a quick google search i found manga caps
idk about an amine
>>693180097
>colloquial term
Then call them NSAID
Non Sterodal Anti Inflamitory Drug
>>693179942
Because their gay
And Alpha males
Just accept it Beta
>>693180097
probably not the same. (AUT here.)
Try Mefenamic Acid. Works fine. At least against moderate pain.... But it's not available everywhere. Also (and again) it's against moderate pain, not boredom or depression.
Besides Nibi
How is everyone else?
>>693180365
Kiss my ass bitch, you settled for a nasty, dumb, fat nigger like snarf.
eh
hungry
cant complain tho
>>693180194
That's because it doesn't come out until next week
>>693180333
That is not what the general public call them
I also have naproxen
>>693180533
Well this is crippling pain, not boredom or depression. Gonna wait on docs orders though
PROTON.
>>693180875
oh
i read your previous post as "is it even out yet"
>>693180760
Yeah
Beta with beta
You beta so look for beta
>>693180875
Why crippling pain? Because at some point your can't do anything about (physical) pain... (Until then it's manageable though...)
PROTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Demos doesn't know his fucking Death Grips.
>>693181240
Pressure on spine is a possibility
Something is wrong with my leg
>>693181185
Good, you get exactly what you deserve you piece of shit. Human filth and decay that is haplessly named "Snarf".
Death Grips is a shitty meme band anyway. I don't see how anyone could enjoy that garbage.
get some taste, chet
>>693181431
well that sucks. since i'm no medic, listen to your doctor i guess. good luck!
>>693181701
That's gonna upset some people.
>>693182002
Good, I love upsetting people.
>>693181986
thanks bae
>>693182136
nice meme
>>693182191
np.
So tell me. What is this "bae"?
yall just jealous that nobody will have a thread singalong to your favorite band
>>693182349
How is that a meme?
>>693182386
Slang for babe, used for ones significant other
kill me
>>693182504
ok the memes are getting old now
SNUGGLES LIFE IS TERRIBLE
>>693182349
Stop using 'meme' for everything, man.
>>693182507
faszinating.
>>693182624
you can't tell me what to do you meme
>>693182624
He's a fucking underage faggot, suggestions don't faze him.
>>693182621
Also snuggles is dead.
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
RAW NO FUCKIN FILTER
TUMBLING DOWN
>>693182469
I'm sure everybody is jealous of your bowlcut collection too.
IM SMOKING CIGARETTES IN THE SHOWER WHEN THEY GET WET I JUST LIGHT ANOTHER
>>693182891
>I'll call people I want to attack underage
stop this meme
>>693183242
No, he's actually underage. Read the shit he types, he's immensely childish. Not to mention I've seen his face before. He can't be older than 16. I would know because I acted like a faggot when I was underage too. Never as much as him, but my point still stands.
>>693183484
I could be 19 for all you know, someone has their meme trousers in a bundle hehehehe and you call me mad
>>693183484
He is pretty childish, isn't he?
>>693183667
Stop lying to yourself. Seriously, how old are you? 15?
>>693183689
Very.
Yay!
Memes!
meme school
>>693183689
I sure am glad I didn't give you my steam in that case
>>693183870
weren't you saying I was an easy target or something? look at you all assblasted over nothing
Sometimes I think my life sucks but I think I just watch too much TV I mean it really makes you adopt unrealistic standards especially guys women complain they have it so bad but really its not easier for guys we are just as objectified as they are how many guys you know really are like James bond ladies you need to lower your standards
eisen come snuggle me to sleep
>>693183242
>>693183484
>>693183650
>>693183874
>>693183932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl41HO0Bta0
Meme studies. What a time to be alive.
http://www.northwesternflipside.com/2011/11/23/northwestern-unveils-new-meme-studies-department/
it's not time to sleep
it's time to post memes
>>693184017
>look at you all assblasted over nothing
You clearly don't know who I am. I'm not mad, I just have a very abrasive personality, and you're fun to fuck with.
loona is sleepy though
well I'm not
>>693184296
I'm sure that's exactly it
https://youtu.be/UM9055iV8Nc?t=41s
I refuse to believe Nibi isn't Dash
I was out and about in the city. I had recently gotten my paycheck cashed. I went to best buy to buy some new beats by dre headphones, i scratched the right cuff on the outside, its ruined. Anyway, i went to starbucks to get my normal quadruple mocha grande with room to add 2 equals in. Then all of a sudden this guy comes in, he is fully dressed in black, he screams: gurgaumesh. LIke what the fuck is that even, damn germans or something. I sat in the starbucks for about 2 hours, recovering from the inceident.
o-okay i'll just go to bed by myself, then...
Sweet dreams
>>693184561
Whatever helps you sleep at night my dude.
*sniffle*
>>693184561
i told you bro
>>693184774
Bro, my memory is shitty at times. Are you a chemist or chemistry student?
>>693184687
Don't flatter yourself, it's not that important.
>>693184774
you did bro
>>693185049
No
>>693185119
all of the day bro
Who the fuck even IS Dash?
Your secret admirer.
>>693185500
Sleep tight
>>693185497
There's no secret about it.
>>693185618
I want to officiate the wedding ceremony.
>>693185343
Do you do anything related to chemistry?
this sucks
I dont date fat guys.
>>693185670
No. I'm not going to marry a dude, ever. I ain't no faggot.
>>693185759
Then I guess I have a chance, huh?
The question is does DASH date fat guys
>>693185722
then get up and MEME with me
>>693185847
Fuck no.
>>693185710
yes
>>693185759
this is more confirmation that Dash is Nibi
How else would he know Dash is fat?
Nibi better hit the treadmill though if he wants to win Dash's heart
I can't I'm too tired
this just keeps getting better
then go to sleep
Dash is a fat piece of shit. I would stab him if I met him.
>>693185914
Kek, I'm not. I legit weigh 105 lbs.
>>693186079
While I'm most definitely not fat, I would greatly appreciate the stabbing.
A-alone..?
You should go to one of those fancy restaurants with him that serve shish kabobs
When your date is over you both have weapons and you can fight to the death
>>693185914
Which is what? These one word answers are not enough for me.
Luna I'm not tired I can't
>>693186259
I wouldn't even fight. I'd know I'd lose, so I'd just let myself die.
b-but I can't go alone... I get scared
>>693186188
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>693186294
not that much I guess, I am studying to major in Mechanical Engineering and minor in Physics
why do you ask? do you need something answered?
I imagine Nibi beating Dash up in the parking lot while people watch in confusion like in Fight Club
>>693186188
FAT
YOU ARE A FAT TURD
FAT FAT FAT AFDTGFDSGDRFSTGDRHSDRDF BFUGFHREFDFASDGSHFDDRG
Luna where is Freklz
He can help you
>>693186559
in Chicago
>>693186504
I'm not really a skelly. I'm just a turbomanlet.
>>693186556
No, but I used to be. So I became anorexic instead. I'd rather be skinny than be a fat, disgusting faggot. I fucking hate fat people.
On a plane... I dunno when I'll get to talk to him next...
Hopefully when the plane lands
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>693186504
No I was wondering why whenever I see your name I think of chemistry. Apparently I just got the association from nothing.
Two self-hating NEETs in love
These threads bring so many people together
Faggot no
>>693186899
No. I don't know what love is.
>>693186841
This is the best post you have ever, and will ever make
Savour it
>>693186698
Post belly 4 proofs
>>693186525
rofl this
>>693186698
DOOT
>>693186896
I did argue about chemicals once, maybe thats it?
Why do think of chemistry?
>>693186841
> lands with no survivors
How does this happen?
>>693186989
It's okay to have these thoughts
It's all a part of growing up
>>693186989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5G1FmU-ldg
>>693187028
Nah, not right now. Too much of a pain in the ass. I did take a pic about a week ago, but for unrelated reasons. Isn't my hair fucking glorious?
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CJk62gc2QxLcvBmf1EId7w
Why do people step aside for people who are in a wheelchair but not for us who have Autism? Is not being able to walk a more noble disability?
oh shit
Dash is YourMovieSucks
>>693187179
A crash is a landing too.
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SENDS SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
>>693187329
you look like a slight breeze could knock you over
>>693187329
THIS IS THE CUNT THAT SAID HE COULD BEAT ME UP HAHAHAHAH
HE TAKIN THE PICTURE WITH THE DS LMFAO
https://youtu.be/NKGrE-CoFUs?t=1m6s
HE TRIED IT HAHAHA
>>693187140
Not that. I remember that argument but I'm fairly certain you were being baited.
I think it was one of the first things you mentioned in conversation with me. Maybe it was that you said you had a friend studying it.
>>693187402
Don't insult YMS, please.
>>693187405
Don't ever be a pilot.
>>693187518
The thing is, I'm not that skinny. I'm more like skinnyfat. I just have long, skinny arms, but the rest of my body doesn't look like that. My proportions are all kinds of fucked.
>>693187634
I was joking you dumbass faggot. You really don't understand me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4
This is who Dash reminds me of
>>693187329
>DS
Nice hair, mine's better.
Might rape.
>>693187728
no, no you weren't hahaha I wish you were but you weren't.
>>693187957
I'll be the judge of that. Post your hair.
>>693187690
>me being baited
makes sense, i get triggered by people's stupidity
And I dont have any friends who are strictly studying chemistry
the search continues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwxNVnPKaPE
this is who dash reminds me of
>>693188139
Do you really take seriously anything I say? You're more stupid than I thought.
>>693187022
And how would you know what GREAT posts I've made or will make. This is just scratching the surface, I tell you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUdsmUbs3s0
this is who YOU remind me of
good post domes
>>693188261
I don't know you were pretty furious when you said it, if I couldn't take that seriously then I guess I can't take what you're saying now seriously. It's okay you tried
>>693188496
I'm chill as fuck, dude. I just like to pretend to be mad for fun. Its fits my angsty teenager look. You're actually not too bad. You seem to be a bit less of a faggot than you used to be, but I'm still going to harass you because it's fun.
>>693188650
Then you shall not rape me.
>I'm chill as fuck, dude. I just like to pretend to be mad for fun
hehehe
>>693188882
I'm serious. Do you not see the Slayer shirt? I like to act like the stereotypical metalhead faggot because it's fun, but I'm a surprisingly nice guy when you get to know me.
>>693188179
I would have thought you'd leave it since they were clearly joking the whole time, Nef did say so.
I think I'm just a bit retarded and made it up.
>>693189069
You're the best
Please marry Nibi
>>693189073
i'm glad to see you've come to grips with your mental state
>>693189229
Yeah I guess that's a bit more accurate. But whatever, being edgy is fun.
>>693189243
Not until he shows me what he looks like.
>>693189073
I must not have read it
its okay shit happens, I often to forget about things
please send help
>>693189069
this is logic I cannot comprehend
>>693189434
that's not really saying a lot
>>693189434
How? What is there to not understand? Everyone thinks that people who listen to extreme metal are mean, evil people, and I like to go along with it for keks. It's ironic because I'm so small and weak. That's why I do it.
luna are hungry someone send moneys so I can get pizza
