What is objectively the best dog breed?
Spaniel.
American Staffordshire Terrier
All other dogs are betas.
>>693167470
Already pictured. The pit bull's nice too.
husky/labs
>>693167715
This
Dingo
My golden retriever is the best pupper.
>>693167470
Your mom.
hot dog
All breeds are fine, if I dog becomes violent its because the owner was an abusive cunt.
Which is why there are so many aggressive pitbulls, the scum and degenerate oxygen wasters of our planet flock too them because they look tough and abuse them, use them for pit fighting. Its simple statistics really.
People that dislike certain breeds are just lazy generalising fags.
Pic related, my two puppers.
>>693167470
women
english bull terrier
>>693168474
Cute puppers, friend.
>>693167470
Either American yellow lab or German Shepard
More of my golden
boxer dogs you plebs
>>693168693
Thanks /b/ro
>>693167470
does she fuck that dog?
Pit Bull Terrier is the best.
They are plentiful, loyal, and very obedient.
>>693167470
kangal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kangal_dog
Husky
These dubs is the best breed. Check 'em.
>>693168474
Agreed.... a pit bull is on as smart as the owner.
The pit bull only wants to please the owner, whether good or bad behavior
retrievers
reminder that pits are the niggers of dogs
>>693167470
The correct answer is a mutt. Mutts are genetically superior
>>693168844
looks like a total sweetheart. this is mine. had him for 20 years (im 24)
>>693170050
Aww, looks so cute. What's his/her name?
>>693170222
ponka. also, checked trips
>>693170050
Oh shit, *his, just reread it
Gonna meet my friends pupper today...he's a mutt which I've always thought is the best
IF YOU DON'T POST YOUR DOG YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TOMORROW
>>693170296
Nice, mine is named Duncan. He's such a lovely dog, he's my best friend.
>>693167470
i know where this is going
>>693169170
srsly retrievers are retarded
>>693171407
moar
>>693170050
I love old dogs, although it makes me sad to think that we will outlive them. They just live so fast.
You have a nice dog, anon, take good care of him/her.
Havanese
>50 replies
>not a single vote for australian shepherds
confirmed. /b/ is nothing but fat inactive neckbeards.
I miss my pupper.
Am Staff mix reporting in. Probably the most loyal dog I've ever had.
Ignore the dumbass caption my ex put on there.
>>693171757
moar of the bitch
>objective
How can something like this be objective?
It's literally all about preferance.
Assuming you aren't a faggot, I suggest you get a wolf.
>>693172034
>>693167470
There is no objectively "best" breed, that's why there are so many. I'm partial to working/hearing dogs as they are typically on the smarter end and can be used for practical purposes. My family when we lived in the middle of nowhere had Anatolian Shepards and a golden. The anatolians would wander about and get rid of the increasing coyote population which the goats/goat herder liked and the Golden liked to play alot.
My biggest peeve is how people obsess with one breed and I'm talking to you pit bull owners. This leads to stupid people owning good dogs and fucking em up. It's that way with German Shepards and huskies too.
>pic related, an anatolian.
>>693171700
he died last month of a heart attack. he was 20 years old, i had him since i was 4...
>>693167470
This post came at a pretty good time in my life. I just had to put down my doberman of 9 years last saturday (June 25). While they are prone to absolutely falling apart health wise, I absolutely loved my red doberman. She was loyal, smart, a goofball, and would protect my family and my house with her life.
My vote goes with Doberman, with the English bulldog as an honorable mention.
>>693171882
looks like my friends dog that just passed
Brian?
>>693171882
me too.
>>693167470
Rottweiler/ German Shepard mixes are make awesome dogs.
There is no such thing as race, all dogs are undeniably equal, reject science or die fascist scum
>>693167470
This is old man Toby, ol reliable, 14 years old. Yellow lab
>>693170388
your pupper is gorgeous i love his eyes
>>693172149
she's so my type
>>693172126
wolves are bad ass
some of them have bite power 5x stronger than rottweilers
>>693172330
Nope, name's not Brian.
And my lab here passed away about two years ago day of Valentine's day. Had to put her down because of cancer.
It wouldn't hurt as much these days if I hadn't heard that howl she made when they gave her the injection. And my brother not being a fucking tool when he said "It happens, get over it" two weeks later.
rate me daggie
>>693172721
D'aww/10
>>693172721
7/10 would pet.
>>693172706
Thats crazy thats sounds exactly like what my friend went through minus the brother but it was like a week ago. I think he said he had her since he was like 6 or something. Sad watching him deal with it. Sorry about your dog too bruvv
>>693172721
>blacks and asians want to torture and murder this
>>693172721
This is a pic from the day we got him
Pugs are smart, chill, girls love them, minor health problems, safe with kids, non violent mine loves weed
>>693172944
Had her since junior high, so since I was 14? She was a loveable dog. Either really retarded or really smart, there was no inbetween. She also enjoyed being chased around.
>>693168474
lol dam my dog never sits like your black dog and its a staffy
>>693173346
is that the same dog from the picture prior? Nice dogger, what breed?
>>693172288
heres a pic of her and my golden retriever, Doug. I rescued Doug as a stray when he came through my neighborhood. He's an old, mellow, gentle soul.
>>693167470
I like pits.
They're protective.
They're intimidating what means no fuckers fucking with me while walking with mine.
They're sweet if you aren't a cunt with them.
They're playful as fuck.
Good traction dogs to run with bikes.
The cocks aren't very big but still...
>>693173601
https://www.instagram.com/mackenziedern/
German Shepherds mang
all dogs are best dogs
>>693173682
l'm more interested in the dogger than the owner.
>>693167470
Pits are objectively better if you don't abuse them to turn them into pit fighters.
>>693167470
the breed you like being with
>>693168210
kek
Klee Kai
>>693173913
i'm more interested in the owner than the dog
Labrador Retriever
(Pic related, its my dog)
>>693167470
Rate my bitch.
>>693173926
sofbol doggo
Greyhoundsssssssss
Retired race dogs are total bros
>>693174134
perfect shot of him licking his asshole. Pretty much sums up the entire breed of lovable oafs
pound puppies mix breeds.
purebreds have bullshit recessive traits because they're inbred forever.
and they cost 1/20th the cost of a purebred anything.
>>693167470
I love my hound
Greyhounds. I have two and they are God damn amazing.
>>693168504
wow! funny joke dude! trying to fit in with the rest of the faggots on /b/ who talk like that to trigger feminists, while you take it seriously!
>>693173346
she's awesome
>>693174204
psyco/10 but cute as fuck
My pupper, 4 years old Australian Shepherd
>>693167822
Hurr durr im an alpha these dogs are all betas my autistic retard looking ass motherfucking terrier is clearly the fucking best cant you see that im a hopeless virgin
>>693167470
mine all urs are fucking cucks
>>693174304
Love them. Beautiful dogs. Lazy as fuck but watch out when they go.
>>693167470
Corg
saint bernard
>best dog
>staff m8
Most loyal dogs, had a staff for 17 years till he passed, now got a 2 year old staffy.
>>693167470
the one that's best suited for your personality.
end of story.
I win the internet... can we go home now?
My nigger Frank.
Dalmatian + Jack Russel Terrier = Alpha Breed
>>693167470
shih tzu
>>693175764
>had a dog for a long time
>therefore that dog breed is the most loyal
I don't get your logic
these fuckers holy hell
>>693175764
assuming you mean those big fuckers, how did it live so long? the bigger the dog the shorter they live.
>>693173682
mfw she's god tier martial artist
>>693167470
Obviously depend on personal goals for animal
But lets be honest pitbull aren't good for much, shit tier niggers of the dog world.
> https://pethelpful.com/dogs/100-smartest-dog-breeds
Not even to 75 on the intelligence list pleb
Clearly the "deadliest" dog
> http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics.php
> hurry durr owner.
Numbers don't lie, your can only blame the owners so much
> http://m.entirelypets.com/loyaldogbreeds.html
Not loyal
Personal opinions are irrelevant when the numbers are so consistent
Get yourself some sort or hearing dog.
Smarter docile and more loyal
>>693167470
Your hairy mother on a leash
>>693176872
Hearding*
>>693176998
herding...
>>693176998
>>693177077
Herding**
>>693167470
the dog you own is the best dog.
this be me pupper. can he get a r8?
>>693175671
Completely agree! St Bernard's are protective and sweet at the same time. They'll protect your family and are so well tempered. My issue with them is they don't live nearly long enough
Border collie. By far the smartest breed. Perfect size. Easy to maintain.
Mini schnauzers
German Shepherd
No buts
Most loyal dog you will ever get
>>693178331
Also, rate the pup I just rescued. 3 year old Australian cattle/Shepherd mix
Shepherd of the Shar Mountain
>>693178636
10/10 would rescue
>>693178636
good enough for a stew
>>693172231
Sorry,anon
>>693176872
Do you really need a smart dog? Trainable is all you need, and every dog is trainable.
Pitbulls are famous for being strong and big, so they're bought by people who want fighting dogs and are trained (read abused) for that, it's logic, many dogs with horrible owners results in many horrible dogs.
Loyal listing is complete bullshit, just that.
>>693168474
>implying there aren't mentally ill dogs out there that are going to be aggressive no matter what.
Not talking breeds, talking individuals
love me some goldens, labs, and corgis
>>693167470
not niggerdogs
>>693167470
Cats
>>693180453
Implying they aren't basically the same thing.
>http://iheartdogs.com/the-10-most-trainable-dog-breeds/
>http://pets.webmd.com/dogs/features/how-smart-is-your-dog
Nice try though
>
Australian Flying Kelpie
>>693167470
Snip snap doggos of course
>>693181278
>Turning simply trainable into most trainable.
You don't need your dog to jump poles and watch sheep, you need your dog to be protective and to not do shitty things like biting.
Please rate my puppy
r8 my doge
>>693182299
stoner/10
nice double dubs
>>693182299
Looks a little hung-over.
shiba inu
>>693182299
I rate it pretty high.
>>693182299
do you have a non-blurry pic? I feel really bad for the way that dog looks.
>>693167470
I would say Schäfer or Labrador, only dogs i have had except for a wolf-dog hybrid that was the dog i loved the most.
But he was also the most extremely dangerous and unstable dog-wolf, he even attacked me once but after some scars to my face i gave him a hard straight right fist and after that he was totally lotal.
So schäger or labrador is my choice.
>>693183173
I guess she does look kinda stoned. She has those hound eyes
>>693170006
This times a thousand
french bulldogs are best dogs, pictured is mine
>>693183633
looks like that generic depressed dog that's in some animated films
Objectively best breed of dog? EASILY the Standard Poodle.
These motherfuckers are pretty much perfect. Very stable health (regularly live to 10-12), very good temperament, and very versatile in every sense of the word.
Want a hunting dog? Poodle. Want a show dog? Poodle. Want a companion or family pet that is good with kids AND hypoallergenic? Poodle. Decide you want to do agility training or schutzhund one day? Poodle. Decide you want to literally go into battle with an OFFICIALLY CLASSIFIED DOG OF WAR BREED?
POODLE, MOTHERFUCKER.
Pic related: my dank award-winning champion standard poodle is on the left. His fat, lesser quality friend is still dank but not quite as much as mine.
>>693182287
>Obviously depend on personal goals for animal
Literally the first thing I said.
Imply trainable and most trainable are different
There's a lot of things people don't "need", but people like to have "better" things
Such as obedience, intellect, loyalty
My friends Border Collie is a pretty awesome dog. it's extremely friendly, literally addicted to cuddles, but also extremely obedient, you can pretty much remote control it with commands.
I generally don't like dogs, but I adore his dog.
>>693183888
Kek trips of truth
>lesser quality fat friend
Statically you're pretty correct
Cattledog/Corgi mix. Best dog I've ever had by far
>>693167470
>objectively
>best
pick one or narrow down the criteria
>>693167470
PitBulls are the most loyal loving dogs there are. And they'll literally die to protect you and your family.
Pic related my pooches.
>>693183888
I want to beat the fuck out of those dogs, they're so fucking rage inducing just looking at them. It's not even the dog's fault, it's the faggot owners doing shit like making their hair look like that
>>693183888
kek poodles look so retarded though
nice trips
>>693167470
Malamut
>>693183797
It's hard to get her to sit still for a picture
>>693183064
>>693184240
Not true
>http://m.entirelypets.com/loyaldogbreeds.html
Shit tier nigger breed
See>>693176872
>>693183742
heres another one with her friend pepe
>>693184407
it's just those droopy eyes, everything else is fine.
>>693171882
This breed is the smartest I have ever had. It was smarter than most humans I know. I culd throw a tennis ball as hard as I could into the woods and 2 hours later tell him to go fetch. Every time he would come back with it.
the kind that'll still lick your cock and balls even if you're out of peanut butter
the one with the biggest cock
>>693167470
No such thing. You might as well ask "objectively, what's the best type of woman"
It's all subjective, dawg.
Personally - jack russels.
Clever, cute, affectionate. Can't fault them IMO.
>>693167470
Turtle
>>693184267
enjoy getting rekt by this perfect creation
he'll probably even give you kisses after because he's such a good boy
>>693184276
yeah, pleb-tier grooming like that always looks fucking awful. if you're not getting your standard poodle groomed by a nationally certified master groomer you should commit sudoku tbh. pic related
THIS POODLE TRAIN AINT STOPPIN BOYS
>>693183945
>Obviously depend on personal goals
>Pitbulls are niggers
If people like to have better things fucking give their dogs better training, Pitbulls are just as likely to be loyal and obedient as any other dog, dogs aren't only breeds they're also individuals, and if you want intellect get a fucking human.
>>693167470
This bitch right here. Beagles FTW
>>693184756
Brasileirinho sujo, posta mais.
gsd
>>693184756
for fucks sake
>>693171757
that's a real cute pupper. post more of that
>>693184551
It is true, the only dog that even competes with a well maintained, non nigger owned PitBull is a German shepherd and boxers. I breed pit bulls and have 6-10 ar any given time. Idc what your faggy graphs say I see it first hand every day. Which is probably why pit bulls are America's breed. Only mongoloid tier nigger raised inbred bulls are aggressive. Not pure bred ribbon winning mutts like mine.
>>693167470
Objectively is the new literally.
>>693184969
https://youtu.be/pfBc7Qssctw
>>693171833
Shepherd master race reporting in, Mine's dutch though, Shes fucking amazing. Seriously the smartest non-human being I have ever met.
Fast and agile with great protection instincts without being aggressive at all.
Bad news: Gotta keep em busy or they get destructive. I own a horse ranch so that keeps her busy enough.
>>693185099
Jesus Christ that dog is adorable
>>693185245
Forgot pic, not mine just one who looks like her