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Dubs decides. Tinder chick so get me laid
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Dubs decides. Tinder chick so get me laid
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B
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Crashed into a tree when I saw you
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Fuck off you miserable cunt
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send nudes
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Hey, I'm just cleaning my knife from some random nigger I stabbed.
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I'm a cuck asking advice how to get laid by you on 4chan
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>>693153977
Winrar
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Hey check out my new watch
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show pooper and i'll show you mah dick
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I've missed you all this time. Send tits pls
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Cause you're bored huh, thanks cunt
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>>693153977
>>693154300
>>693154322
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So many awesome dubs
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>>693154499
And another get bread
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Show me your tits and I'll show you what I'd put in between them.
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there is nothing more i love doing than going to some tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.
i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world.
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>>693153017
Fuck you, leave me alone you cheating whore
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>>693154674
roll
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"Hey whats up sweet tits?"
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Hey, you're ugly so get out
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I hate OP
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>>693153977
>inb4 op doesn't deliver
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>>693155044
WINRAR
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>>693153977

You asked, lets see dem screenshotz
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I know perfectly why you're texting me, ok? I'm a nice guy, but do you honestly think that I want nothing in return for beinyour personal diary and a shoulder to cry on? THINK AGAIN! I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY!
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OP is a faggot for not delivering
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Dubs again
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>>693155543
show me yours I show you mine
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>>693155543
I just wanna see dem titties ;D
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I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
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>>693155328
ROLLIN 4 THIS
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>>693155543
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>>693155665
this
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What you up to sugar tits?
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>>693155543
>>693154499
Double dubs fag
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>>693155665
rollerino
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>>693155644
winner
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>>693155543
So I can jerk off, whore
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>>693155328
r o l l
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>>693155644
winrar
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Let's share nudes. You show me your boobs and I'll show you what I'll put between them.
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>>693155714
Now send the watch picture
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>>693155714
You're beautiful come on show dem titties
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JUST DO IT
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>>693154300
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Every tit is a good tit
Ill show you mine if that makes it easier for you ;)
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let me be the judge of that. and now gimme some titties
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>>693154300
THIS, OP! NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME!
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Roses are red,violets are blue,im no good at rhyming,show me your tits
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>>693155714
You shouldn't be insecure about them titties set them freeee
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>>693156082
roll for this
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>>693154300
Rolling
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>>693155714
I wasn't asking
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>>693156082
roll for this
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>>693154300
send it
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Ill cover you in my smegma
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>>693154661
Roll
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>>693156200
WINRAR!!!!
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>>693156200
winrar!
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>>693156200
winrar
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Oh, don't be. Show me and i'll show you my junk. You won't regret it.
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>>693156195
Rolling
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Be nice. Dubs
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Whats it like to realise you are part of the weaker gender
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>>693154300
Do it
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>>693156195
This
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>>693156390
fuck off then, i have better things to do.
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>>693156390
WATCH PIC NOW
>>693154300
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>>693156200
>>693156082
winrar
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>>693156390
>>693156200
Winrar
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Let me help you beat you insecurity. Show me your tits and I will send you something back.
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>>693155328
R O L L
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>>693156195
If I get dubs I veto this
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Hang yourself you nigger faggot
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>>693156582
agreed
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put sharpie in pooper for me, i will do it for you ;D
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>>693156555
TRIPS DONT LIE.
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There are only 7 planets and I will destroy ur ass
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>>693156390
here ill go first
(then op sends nudes)
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>>693156555
trips demands win
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i want to text with someone
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>>693156555
trips winrar
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>>693156590
ROLL
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>>693156669
so close
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>>693156555
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!
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Okay i'll start. Maybe you change your mind
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Want to hook up and watch some child porn?
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I own many scented candles
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>>693156555
Trips here. Type kill yourself you she devil
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>>693156675
rolling
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>>693156555
winrar
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How do you spell elephant?
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Fisting is $20
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My dick just died, can I bury it in your pussy?
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Dont send nudes. Send me pictures of your cat(s)
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>>693153017
I'm texting you to lel
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>>693157007
I am james bond. Now like my clit
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Dubs
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How about we just skipping the bullshit and just telling each other what we want to hear?
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>>693154300
Rolling
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>>693157215
reroll
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Tits or gtfo
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>>693153017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l5aaHaFU68
show her this will get you laid straight away
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I've been craving some good tits, you are really beautiful so send me some titties
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>>693155328
reroll
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>>693157215
Alright, no worries. Have a good day :)
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>>693157215
how about just one tittie
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>>693157355
> winrar
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send her a dick pic
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>>693157355
>>693157400
>>693157422
WINRARS DELIVAR
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>>693157400
there it is!
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>>693157422
wnnnnnnnnnnneeeeerrrrrrr
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>>693157215
just exactly how fat are you?
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Send her a GOOD dick pic
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Dubs for dickpick from OP
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>>693157488
Double > winrar
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>>693157215
How about a picture of your butt in tight jeans?
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I've been to the top of Fuck Mountain and now I have become a Sherpa to guide others. Let me be your spirit guide. I am the alpha
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>>693157473
Roll
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you think you're insecure, i only have a 3 inch cock. how do you think i feel
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>>693157473
rrrrrrooooolllllllll
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Op mus deliver
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Did you ever watch Legends of the Hidden Temple?
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>>693157802
Kek rolling
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Dubs again
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>>693157473
roooooolllllllllllllllll
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>>693154300
Rollin
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Oh please, you're so teasing my big hard throbbing cock. It is getting painful now!
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>>693157970
fucking ultra-topkek
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>>693157970
Enough talk bitch, fuck me or fuck off
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>>693157970
Holy shit. I'm so sorry, I'm babysitting my stupid little cousin. He's been doing that, sorry sweetie
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M8 ur mum haz cancer
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>>693157970
because i want to see how fat you are. I like em fat and round
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I am a bit insecure myself with a 3" dick
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"Just kidding, here's a gift to redeem myself" *insert dick pic*
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>>693154300
Get
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>>693158211
yessssssssssssssssss
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>>693157970
op is just fucking with u fags there is no way this is real if it was the bitch would stop responding
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>>693158107
roll
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>>693158214
roll
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>>693158211
Winner
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What do you think ever happened to Kony?
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I eat ass
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>>693154300
T H I S
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>>693158299
WINRAR
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Honestly, im ready for something serious. Im tired of wasting my time with girls who dont want to commit... will you be my princess?

Marry me?
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>>693157970
Hah send me dem titties haha
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>>693158311
>>693158299
>>693158211
wtf >>693158400
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>>693158411
wtf
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Im a little nigger. Suck me off
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>>693157970
If I had a nickel for each time a rubbed my dick against your picture, I'd have enough to take you out on a nice date. But I don't, so hey wanna come grab some burger King and watch Netflix, then Idk, maybe some over the pants touching?
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>>693158400
damn. this just took a turn
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>>693153017
wanna have consensual intercouse in the missionary position with the sole intent of procreation?
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>>693158400
winrarrrrr
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>>693158508
fucking roll this would work
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>>693158107
This
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>>693158556
re-roll
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>>693158556
ROLL
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>>693158556
ROORINGU
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>>693158556
r o l l
o
l
l
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Send me tits you cum dumpster
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>>693158556
ROLL
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I'm just kidding. My friend wrote that. Do you want to get ice cream? I'm partial to Ben and Jerry's. Have pizza. Good. Yes.
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>>693158508
Roll
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Kek dubs
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>>693158556
fucking nigger one off,
rolling for this
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Quadcopter
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>>693158556
absolutely disgusting

rolling
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Op is a faggot and won't send watch pic
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OP fucked up
OP wont get laid
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>>693154300
Kek
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>>693158556
rolllllllllll
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>>693158556
reroll
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I am very lonely. Thank you for messaging me.
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>>693158908
i'd be better if i saw some tits
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u might be ugly but i'd still fuck
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Okay? Yes. Horny? Yes. Tits? Yes?
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>>693159011
winrar
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>>693159011
I'm not sending this dubs either faggot
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>>693158908
Sorry. I'm just nervous because we're gonna make a baby I think aaahhhhh.
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S E N D
T H E
F U C K I N G
W A T C H
P I C
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i wanna eat your booty is that ok with u?
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This is absolutely barbaric.
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>>693158908
NO PAOLA, I AM NOT OKAY. I HAVE A 3' DICK.
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>>693158556
reroll
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>>693158485
Roll
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"summerfag"
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How dare you
You filthy ass skank
Get your hoe ass over here and be ready for the worst ass beating of your life
Filthy ass nigger
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>>693159133
Winner winner come get dinner
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>>693159167
THIS. FAGGOT OP DONT BE A FAGGOT.
>>693154300
>>693154300
>>693154300
>>693154300
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I bet you are beautiful! Don't be insecure, I'll send some back! Cmon, send me a pic love :)
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No I'm not. I will never be able to satisfy a woman's sexual desires with my sad excuse of a penis. I am NOT okay.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Or my icy heart after my bitch ex broke up with me. Why did Sharon do that?
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>>693159182
Kek roll
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>>693158508
roll
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Sex exists to pass down our hopes and dreams for the future through our children. Fucking is a link to the future. That's how all life works. fucking each other... that's how we can change the world. I finally realized it. The true meaning of life... So, baby, wanna fuck?
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>>693159377
winrar!
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THE FUCKING WATCH PIC!!!
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>>693159288
Oh shit
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>>693158908
Aye girl. How's about we cut the crap. You want some taco bell, Baja blast, and sweaty 3 minute fart sex
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>>693159377
oh shit
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>>693159133
Is everyone just gonna ignore this one?
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>>693158556
rollarino
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>>693159452
Do it faggot
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>>693159444
Fucking trips
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>>693159522
fucking dubs
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>>693158556
This please. Also watch pic.
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I don't trust horses.
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>>693159522
nice dubs
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>>693159477
trips followed by this for ultimate keks
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We're almost there
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>>693159477
Kek win
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>>693159377
Windy winrar winter window
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>>693159182
Roll
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>>693159477
This is wonderful.
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>>693154300
Do it
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>>693158908
admit you love little girls
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>>693159642
I can´t wait that long
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>>693159330
roll
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I've never had sex before so please understand you won't enjoy it
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>>693159642
Nah girl! I'm in the middle of a crazy jerk off session and I need your chest to finish it off!
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The whole reason I got into dick in the first place was because I was no good with women. I was scared of them. I was scared of life. I thought that I could never understand them because they're so illogical. But I've finally learned how to like one of them: YOU. I'm not afraid anymore!
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>>693158556
reroll
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>>693159642
pledge your loyalty to the fuher
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>>693159642
when we fuck, can you use a strapon on me? im super gay
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Finger fuck me in the ass while you suck on my balls.
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>>693159642
I need this
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no im not okay but i can suck my own dick so i have that going for me
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I hate my small dick. I know I won't satisfy you.
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>>693159244
winrar but OP won't send it because he's a giant fucking tool

send the watch pic OP for fucks sake
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>>693159922
winrar
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>>693153017
sup r/4chan
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>>693159807
reroll
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>>693159867
roll
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>>693159955
kek
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>>693159922
WINRAR
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>>693159955
damn
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>>693159955
dubs! check em
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I can't wait until we meat.
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U don't need to send me dem Tits. U can also send ass
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>>693159642
Before we meet I am obligated to tell you that I am a registered sex offender
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>>693159642
show us a pic of her
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I want to kiss your lips. Then kiss your neck gently, then bit by bit go down on your body kissing all of you.
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SEND THE WATCH PIC, HE GOT DUBS AS SECOND SO FUCKING DO IT.
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>>693154674
r o l l
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Can't I try before I buy? ;)
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>>693160112
Rolling
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>>693160122
do it op
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>>693160112
roll
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OP you should start a new thread soon for when this 404's
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Eat my ass babe
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Should i bring my friend tyrone?
You ever had a treesome?
R U into it boo boo?
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>>693159477
Op, Alpha up and tell her this
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>>693160163
Roll
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>>693154674
reroll
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