Wazzzzzup xD ;p

Can I sniff your armpits?

Do you like sand?

>>693146661
Send me your tits.

ayyyy gurl you s fly you like a fucking airplane

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......

So let's spice things up, got any fetishes?

>>693146800
Do it fgt

>>693146871
Roll!

>>693147063
i showed you mine.. what's your kink?

bite my nipples and call me a bitch

>>693147283
roll

do u think u can also shit in my mouth?

While we're on the subject, can you send me a pic of your feet

>>693147467
Roll

No I'm not. I'm just joking, I actually have cancer xD

Come on now! You know all I really want is just nudes, send them!

>>693147626
roll

Hey, send me a quick pic of those titties.

>>693146661
Can i see your boobs

>>693147626
Rolling

>>693147626
Rollieo

>>693147799
yas

>>693147283
Rollll

>>693147799
WINRAR

>>693147799
>Win

>>693147799
do it

Just send her your dick.

i mb to my dads groans when he takes a dumb

I read online that black guys like kissing girl's butts, would you like something like that? I kiss your butt?

>>693148199
Dub-win

>>693148199
winrar

>>693147799
>>693147899
>>693148199
so many 99 dubs

>>693148199
do it faggot

what if dubs decide that you send a dick pic?

>>693148557
yea and dubs decided!!

>>693148557
It said quads not dubs

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>>693148518
Fuck off fag

update please

>>693148557
roll

quads

dick

>>693148518
what kind of sorcery is this?

I was hoping if we hit it off on facebook I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasse...s of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused façade. If you enjoyed my company then perhaps we could do it again. If not, then you leave with a stomach full of good food when otherwise on a night like that you would throw one of your Lean Cuisines in the microwave and watch One Tree Hill just hoping one day you could find a man like Julian.

seriously lets get a pic of those fun bags ;)

>>693149383
reroll

>>693148199
DO IT OP

>>693148518
Black magic
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?

>>693149375
roll kek

>>693149383
roll

>>693149375
roll

>>693149383
Roll

>>693149744
Winrar

>>693146661
Dick Pic

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>>693149744
Winrar

>>693146661
Send dick pic.

Get quad

>>693149885
roll

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>>693146661
Rollerino

>>693150052
Best answer i could ever imagine.

Fuck it, wanna hang out on the weekend?

>>693149966
>skipping the other get

Shit OP

>>693150335
roll

Why am I still a virgin? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my dick, my balls, even my boypussy! The pussy I never had, the dicks I never had...won't stop hurting! I will make you take my virginity!

>>693150400
WINRAR

>>693148518
(You)

What do you like most about me?

>>693150400
OP IS GETTING LAID!!!

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh.

>>693150533
WE DID IT!
WE BROKE THE ETERNAL CURSE

>>693148518
Stop

>>693148518
Fuvk

>>693148518
So what was the background picture about. I missed it

*holds you tighter and massages your breasts while kissing you deeply*

When we hang out i want you to spank and fuck my slutty ass with a strapon.

>>693148518
Kek
Never seen the real version of this before

>>693150647
I'll hang out my balls you hang out your tasty tits?

>>693150785
roll

Oh wait.. nevermind... I got this thing this weekend..

Oh shit, I'm sorry

>>693150647
Guy I know says he'll let me bring a girl in to see a private showing of Finding Dory,

>>693148518
vfv

Wanna see some child porn?

I love you

Do you wanna Hentai roleplay?
*A worm wraps onto your body*

>>693151108
roll!

>>693150947
rawl

>>693150947
Roll

>>693151118
Roll

>>693148518
k

If I had a dollar for every time I nutted to your picture, I could afford a fancy date, but since I don't, taco bell and Netflix? Maybe some over the pants touching?

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Give her some Donald Duck Titties

>>693151108
rooollll!

>>693151334
Roll

Are you into poop/scat games?
Cuz im eating poop on a regular basis
Sometimes its like my only meal for the day
Lol

>>693151108
Oh god yes great dubs

>>693151334
This plz

>>693151340
roll

send arsehole pic

>>693151334
Going for this.

>>693151108
roll

>>693151334
Rolling

>>693151108
rolling

>>693151572
wanna hook up, instead of just hanging out?

>>693151572
why is this girl so nice?

How about saturday at 7? We can get some pizza if you want and chill.

i cant wait to mash my balls in u pussyhole bb

>>693151334
Rollo

Just kidding, i cant, i have boyfriend

>>693150947
rerolling again

>>693151695
roll again. check'em

>>693151747
roll

What flavor ice cream do you want me to bring?

Oh, I'm already in love with you, and it's all your fault! I want to bring you home after a nice mutual fucking and then we fuck again,forever, for the rest of our fucking lives... <3

>>693151730
roll

>>693151726
Hey OP here just saying I'm fucked she knows my gf

>>693151681
roll roll

>>693151572
Sweet, well the child porn convention is in town, that sounds fun yeah?

I have a micropenis.. wanna see?

>>693148518
Fucking Faggot

>>693151811
winrar

>>693151811
Win

>>693151828
roll

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>>693151696
girls are nice when you are treat them nice

>>693151811
fuck you u took my dubs

>>693151877
Win. Op do it.

>>693146661
Hey xD

*Nuzzles ur butt*

>>693151877
kek

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LISTEN HERE I GOT 8 ORDERS
3 trips
5 dubs

HURRY UP WE GOT MORE COMING AFTER THAT

>>693151976
yeah im not a wizard (i think at least) but op isnt being nice here

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What is this

>>693151681
>>693151730
>>693151739
>>693151791
>>693151806
>>693151810
>>693151828
>>693151832
>>693151852
>>693151868
>>693151868
>>693151896
>>693151907
>>693151960
>>693151991
>>693151996
Fuck off faggots i want to see nudes

>>693151852
proof?

>>693151877
Well done.

>>693151828
reroll

>>693148199
Reminder that this dubs was skipped and needs to be delivered.

>>693148518
fuck u

>>693151334
Roll

>>693152158
Newfag detected

>>693152135
there's a million vagoos on the internet

>>693148518
this has gotten old

>>693152117
You know what's sweeter than ice cream, your ass, God damn I'm rock hard right now.

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>>693152144

>>693152182
tell her you died

>>693151334
Rolling for this.

>>693152052
MAGIC

>>693148518
nigger

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I fucked your mom and your sister too.
I hate these poems like I hate you.
Good bye and fuck you

>>693152331
you bipolar?

yep , is a trap, nj dude

>>693152306
roll

: was a joke. I don't have a gf, but if you want you can be mine ;)

>>693151896
reroll

>>693152331
Nah, I was hoping it just be you and me ;)

>>693148518
Faggot

I'll fuck and get you pregnant then 5 months in you will get an abortion the we will take the fetus home and I will grind it into a paste then we will cover our bodies in it a eat it.

send her a pick of ur asshole after shiet, she will like it

But I do really like ice cream so what do you want? I'm partial to Ben and Jerry's.

>>693152331
Actually. we cant do this. I'm actually gay

>>693152523
This

>>693152331
I don't want her there, she might feel some type of way when I'm tearin' yo fat. Ass. up.

>>693152505
reroll

You wanna try anal?

>>693152441
Roll

>>693152523
roll

>>693152523
Roll

Is it okay if i dip my balls in your ice before you take a lick ?

>>693152505
rolll

I wanna fuck you hard on the sink

>>693152505
Roll

>>693152331
hey im actually starting to really like you a lot, exchange some pics? :)

>>693152668
This roll

>>693152650
roul

>>693152777
HOLY FCK

I'm really sorry I'm being do immature. I meant to type so. I have mistyped and for this I am sorry.

You've been my sexual fantasy since forever babe, you up 4 a fucc?

>>693152784
reroll

>>693152752
No dubs for me

>>693148199

>>693152331
OR. We keep this our little secret? #sex

>>693152777
Winrar Trips of the Truth

>>693148518
pls stop

>>693152831

>>693152737
roll

>>693148518
well played.

>>693152505
rerolling

>>693152777
Win

>>693152752
reroll

>>693152777
shit i think we lost her

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>>693152823
Thanks didn't see it

>>693152940

>>693152441
rolll

>>693153053

Sorry for that faggot just now

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>>693153035
Damn mate

>>693148199
:^)

>>693153035
Lmao

>>693153159
holy shit ok

>>693153188
do it

>>693153159
And then after I'll give you something to drink

>>693153159
Shits gets serious. Ask for pussy pics and post results

>>693152551
Nigger

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>>693153188

>>693153159
Is it okay if i'd stick my D in the shredder while you finger pop my ass?

>>693152441
Roll

>>693153308
Kek roll for this

>>693153188
Now is the time dude

I'm clearly a virgin.

>>693153035
If I had a nickel for every time i jerked it to you, I could afford a steakhouse. But I don't, so how's about we rent Zooptopia on demand, order some Za, and maybe some OTPHJs?

where are the nudes fecking mcnignegger?

>>693153325
Reroll

I've never had sex before.