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Ask a drug dealer anything
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>>693145875
how come you sell shitty shredded bud? and what are those white pills
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>>693145875
also, why do you only have like 10 grams on you if you sell weed
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How many customers do you have weekly?
How many come back regularly
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>>693145875
Whats your profit margin
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>>693145875
does is often happen they find out it is candy?
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Do you sell drugs?
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Lololol how do you get away with selling all that shitty ass weed?
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i like that heart shaped candy, it would help my van business, how could i contact you?
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>>693145875
Why do you retards always try to rip off customers?
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>>693145875
What do you care more about pureness or profit
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>>693145875
Wtf is with the shitty weed bro? I would never buy bud off you..
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>>693146057
>>693146159
I don't sell weed. Those are "tea-ready" psilocybin mushrooms

>>693146188
About 20 customers per week
I know, it could be more, but I just started recently

>>693146188
About 80% come back reguarly

>>693146264
300-400 Euro per week

>>693146304
Yes, and when they do, they hit me in the nuts

>>693146312
I would NEVER do that illegal shit

>>693146350
NIgga, what is weed?

>>693146352
Just email me at [email protected]

>>693146405
I don't rip customers off, I sell to make people happy and gain some money

>>693146416
Pureness (see the above answer)

>>693146422
See above answers
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>>693146057
Oh, I forgot to tell you what those white pills are
They are Tilidine
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Ever had a fight, cunt?
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yo dude i am taking some LSD on my birthday this weekend what is fucking fun too do?
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>>693147004
Nope, never
I live in a small city - there are no other drug dealers

>>693147085
LSD is great, have fun
You should try candy flipping some time
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>>693147085
>yo dude i am taking some LSD on my birthday this weekend what is fucking fun too do?

Acid is not a "fun" or a "party" drug. Try weed instead.
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>>693145875
what is your name?
what country do you live in?
what is your address?
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>>693145875
Ever shoved a dildo up your anus? If so, how was it? If not, why?
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>>693147238
nahhh weed is shit and it is just me and like 3 other friends
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>>693147238
weed, lol. fucking fag
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im sure that on the left is oregano and on the right candy
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How common is it to mix drugs together to create a bigger attraction with the customers? (lacing or whatever)
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>>693145875
Where do you sell / how did you find your customers?
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>>693145875
pop the molly im sweatin' huh
pop the molly im sweatin' huh
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>>693145875
why do you ruin peoples lives and tear families apart instead of working a normal job?
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>>693145875
reasonably good attempt at a pile of fake drugs
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>>693146658
>300-400 Euro per week
Nigga that shit ain't worth risking jail time. I earn more doing a easy as fuck job.
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>>693145875
looks like (from order of left to right)
Spices, Left over candy hearts from valentines day, tiny mints or ice breakers. Also you don't need tin foil for any of those "drugs"
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>>693145875
looks like ground up oregano, candy hearts, and melatonin. what do i win?
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>>693147496
>there are people in the world who genuinely believe this
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>>693146658
what are those hearts? are they good for kids?
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gimme an ounce of oregano
a couple of smints
and a dozen of those heart shaped candies
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Is that ham?
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Why don't you have a real job and support your local community?
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Boom
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the brand new flattened out tinfoil is what gave it away
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>>693145875
>Ask a drug dealer anything

Hi, a friend of mine has a bottle of 10/325 Hydrocodone (vicodin). What might a bottle with about 200 pills sell for?
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>>693147816
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>693145875
why are you selling valentines candy hearts with the messages scraped off?
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>>693147496
Because i would rather have pot of alcohol than go to a job. And i dont really care about my family. Btw, im not op
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>>693148066
*or
Also, fuckin dubs
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>>693147238
>>693147372

If he with his best friends and he trusts them, it should be no problem
Otherwise I agree with you

>>693147268
Ayy Lmao
Nevada, USA
Area 51

>>693147412
Among other dealers it is quite common
But I personally give my customers only the product they ask for

>>693147414
I don't sell on the streets, customers call me and I come to their houses
I started by giving shit to my friends and they told their friends that my drugs are not laced and a good price

>>693147496
This
>>693147677

>>693147570
Thanks mate

>>693147618
I don't see it as my job, I have a regular job

>>693147650
Whatever you say, big boy

>>693147662
You won my drugs

>>693147687
Flintstone vitamins, nigga

>>693147816
See above
I am a sociopath who wants to ruin peoples lives

>>693147903
Depending on where you live 3-5 Dollars per pill
200 * 4 = 800 Dollar
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>>693145875
candy and oregano. Nice try.
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>>693145875
How much for 1 g?
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>>693147380
he is right, LSD should be reserved for some more worth and educated experience
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>>693148135
flintstone vitamins how do you feel when taking em?
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>>693145875
Do you run your business over the "dark" web - (.onions and shit) or through alt means?
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>>693148233
It's not weed, bro
Those are psilocybin mushrooms
5 Euro per gram
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>>693148386
Very energetic and loving
Kids know what's good

>>693148389
I am a small dealer atm, but I plan to create a website since I would be able to securely do so, but idk if it would be worth it
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Why are you not selling Coke or amphetamines?
Every one knows that is where the money is.
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>>693148667
Because I don't have access to it right now
Soon, though
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where do you get them from?

how much do you pay for them and how much do you sell them for
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>>693148592
i like you and im sure kids would love em
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>>693148592
>creating a website
>not dealing through dnm
>kek

going to tip the fbi
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>>693148774
I grow the mushrooms myself (in bulk) and I get 1 xtc pill for 2 Euro and I sell for 8 Euro

>>693148866
Why would you like me, I am sooo evil

>>693148954
I am talking about hosting in on the dark net, boi
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>>693149192
are you getting the pills online?
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>>693148135
Thanks /b/rother.
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>>693148770
Go for amphetamine, best product to cut without anyone noticing.
Made crazy money selling amphetamine cut with methylphenidate, found in ritalin/concerta etc.
You can cut it up to 40% depending on the product, but only if you sell small doses. Not worth taking the risk on a brick
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>>693149344
Yes

>>693149503
No problem

>>693149552
I will look into it
Where did you get your speed?
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>>693149192
i like the way you write those messages to me, i think its very hot
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>>693145875
Could you get me unpasturized gloucester cheese?
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>>693149756
I'd fuck your face
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>>693149991
http://www.smartsgloucestercheese.com/cheeses.html
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>>693145875
Why do your drugs look like complete shit OP?
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>>693150155
Because I shit on them to lace them and get more money
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>>693145875
what's the capital of north dakota?
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>>693150218
Right.
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>>693149695
If you dont got connect on speed, go too the biggest city near you and ask street dealers.
Most of the people who take speed are realy dumb, so asking around in a punk bar, rock bar or a MC bar may be the Quickest way to Get a connect.
I personaly Get my speed from one of my best friends big brother, he got connects directly in lithaunia Who makes speed.
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>>693150284
South Dakota
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>>693149998
oil up your perky anus for me would ya?
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>>693145875
Catnip. Candy and mints
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kitchen spices
candy hearts
baby asprin
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>>693145875
How much are sweet tarts and oregano pulling down on the streets these days?
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>>693150317
My source is the deep web, so it would not be a problem for me to get some speed

>>693150441
Sure daddy

>>693150448
>>693150481
Faked good, right?
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>>693147085
heroin is fun to do.
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>>693150709
Krokodil bro hahhaha
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>>693150709
nahhh i am good thanks only do week LSD and mushrooms
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>>693147677
your dumb
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>>693150987
Irony overdose
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Hello mr. FBI
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>>693147085
is it a birthday party, like a wild and crazy type of party?

LSD is.... imagine if you were mentally retarded and super happy.

you walk around with a childlike sense of wonder towards everything, so simple and hands on things are awesome.

Playdoh and silly string is fun haha anything colorful and playful

aka be a 2 yr old for 12 hours, and in between the shenanigans will come insight.

and keep drinking water slowly
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>>693151311
nahh dude i having a party with like me and 3 other firends and there is going to no drinking just getting high and chilling
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>>693145875
How does it feel to destroy peoples lives? Not that I care about junkies lol
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>>693145875
>>693145875
Got some problems colonizing coir in bulk. In some trays coir doesn't colonize at all, in other trays you could only see a little mycelium around the rye. In one just at the top in one corner
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>>693152216
Got some Tips, Hacks, Techniques to grow in bulk?
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>>693151610
ah yeah thatd be nice, just dude

dude

dont make my mistake and take too much late in the day. its SO FUCING HARD to sleep on it, so i tossed and turned for four hours.

make sure you rest up really well for it and try and start early.

everything will look soft and comic book-tinted. <3 it

and you sure its legit? 99% of "legit" acid is bitter 2c-X.

those things can be significantly stronger, and have lead to a good 10 deaths or so per year. so if its bitter, be careful. the longest comeup is on 2c-bromofly and its a good 2 hours, then lasts about 16 hours stronger than lsd


really gotta be careful
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>>693152216
u tried shroomery dawt org?
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>>693145875
You been working with necco long?
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>>693152988
Yeah... everything they suggest, was done by me. Righ pH, right moisture level, pasteurization, sterility, ... but they don't colonize. I've used pure coir mixed with some worm castings... where could be my fault?
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