are you retarded?

I SAID ARE

YOU

RE-TAR-DED

>>693145195
yes

>>693145119
how do you imagine Music?

>>693145323
nigger i cant hear

>>693145347
we watch asl videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr4IYPfSgE

Whats your favorite band?

>>693145119
How can you read this right now

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?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Q0cyJSs04

is this funny or offensive to you?

do you talk like wuuhhh wuh wuh wuuuuuuh wuh wuuuuh wuuuuuh wuuuurrrrrrrrrrrh?

Favorite music? Not even sarcastic, red that deaf people can feel the music at concerts

>>693145119

Have you developed super x-ray night vision to compensate?

>>693145491
hmm idk i cant really find any asl videos for bands but i like night lovell

>>693145541
i can read and speak sign but i cant say anything

>>693145541
guessing sign language or braille or some shit, idk how it works tbh

>>693145591
funny

Are you allowed to drive?

>>693145692
braille is for blind people

finally someone who can really appreciate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN2zcLBr_VM

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>>693145762
yes

Can you hear thoughts? Or are they in sign language?

>>693145119
If I fuck you in your ear, would you hear me cumming?

Have you seen the movie Deafula?

Also is the term "deaf" offensive now?

>>693145119
can you fingerspell a little fucking slower please?

>>693145852
i can hear thoughts but i cant hear the outside world

>>693145818

He said he was deaf. If you're deaf you're blind too. Have you even been to school?

>>693145918
idk

>>693145119
what's you favourite band

>>693145119
How many fingers am I holding up?

>>693145623
i use to go to the deaf club for punk rock concerts

the deaf people loved us cause the throb of heavy base they would dance to (quite normal dancing) in a cordoned off section and all us punk rockers would slamdance in the front by the band

ps i love you gordon poptart!

do you need a wheelchair? does someone come round every morning and lift you onro a toilet then clean you up and empty your poop bag?

>>693145944
You can't hear anything? No sound whatso ever?

>>693145119

Assuming you've always been deaf - Do you have an 'inner voice' that narrates your thoughts? I mean, clearly you understand the written English but you wouldn't know what the words sound like so how does it work?

>>693145119
Can you dream?

>>693146114
im not handicap nigga please

what did you think of the mormon sign language announcement video to stop deaf people from masturbating?

what was your favorite remix of it 50 cent in da club or other?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pzkLPpOLxE

are you on medication for it? how long does it normally take to clear up?

>>693145119
When you go to McDonald's, bring your own motherfucking notepad

>>693146161
yes
i cant hear but i can spell out words so if there is a word i dont know in sign languange i spell it out on paper

>>693145119
i'm half deaf but you don't see me trying to get sympathy for it from the world. go back to tumblr fagget

Sent from my Android phone

>>693146292
nope

what do you use for an alarm to wake up in the morning?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CgspQIRFZW

>>693145119
Are you deaf since you were born? Do you hear the words as you read them or you just see them or see weird signs with gross lips movements in your head

Would you be willing to go blind but suddenly hear again?

do you have a cochlear?

did you make a vid of getting your hearing back when it got installed?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ym1ybKPC8Y

>>693146406
nigga am i trying to get sympathy fucking android nigga

>>693146326
that's really cool tbh

>>693145119
want to listen to my mixtape?

>>693146526
no im still deaf

>>693145119
whats your favourite song

>>693145119
If we created technology advanced enough to make you hear would you be able to speak?

>>693146598
sure

>>693145195
>>693145325

Okay you answered yes to this.

In my history; Are you retarded because the state says you are but are pretty fucking smart by collecting free money?

>inb4 I had a friend who was deaf and doing this.

>>693145119
Can you describe your inner monologue? Like, when thinking, do you just picture the sign for the word or do you "hear" what you think the word sounds like?

>>693146651
probs bryson tiller exchange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtysgVpfqWg

>>693145119
So when you realize that a fart makes sound?

>>693146673
I don't have one so you're not missing anything

>>693146701
i live in uk and i collect no money im in college

>>693145323
Idiot. The fag is deaf. You'll need to post pictures of you're lips for crying out loud.

>>693146762
in a restraraunt with my girlfriend it was a big wet one and everyone looked horrified at me

if you had to let either a) a nignog fuck you or b) let your dad fuck you then which one would you choose and why?

>>693146762
we feel vibration of it so yes yes we do

>>693145119
How long have you been deaf for. Since birth? Developed with age? Medical condition?

What's your favourite band?

How can you tell the difference between a yawn and a scream?

>>693146924
since birth

>>693146884
>Idiot
>you're lips
>you are lips
>Idiot

>>693146126
He can hear thoughts fool, the fuck more do you want?

>>693147033
because we feel tiredness when we yawn and when i scream i feel vibration

would you eat a dog turd for a million dollars? you're not allowed to spit any out and if you puke then you lose all the money

>>693145119
can you hear me?

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>>693146517
Answer my questions OP

>>693147154
I meant on other people

>>693147208
no

>>693147164
yeah

Did you know that the webms do not have audio ?

>>693145119
How did you die?

>>693147280
WHAT ABOUT NOW?

>>693145916
guess not, but he'll feel your tiny dick

>>693147320
ok, so deaf people like eating dog turds, I get it now

>>693147241
oh umm not really we cant hear anything so yeah

>>693147327
no

>>693147044
This'll probably be a tough question to explain or answer but, how was it trying to learn growing up in your early years? Like, as a child everything is new, so if you've never seen an apple someone will tell you ' this is called an apple'. But if you're deaf how do you learn that? Does someone just keeping signing the word "apple" to you until you grasp the concept?

>>693147391
damn

>>693147327
Underrated post

What porn do you get off too?

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>>693146436
This is a good one

>>693147498
i had a mentor that followed me in school who taught me everything

>>693147637
we have a vibration alarm

Muuurah naaaah feeeeee doooolaaah ?

What do you think of music videos? Does it seem crazy?

>>693147721
Are you trump 2016

>>693147721
my sister has one of those, I found it in her drawer once

oh shit, I just realised my sister is deaf

>>693147721
So you just set it on the bed or is it like a watch or something?

>>693146711
>>693146711
This yo!

>>693147600
normal, mostly lez

>>693147643
describe what you think is sound

Are you the same deaf guy that posted the thread about realizing that farts make sounds?

>>693147721
Kinky bastard

Does deaf people vote for Trump?

>>693145119
Okay

>>693147803
ages ago yes but now im fine

Am I your aural John Cena?

>>693147643
That's pretty cool. Did it affect your ability to keep up with the rest of your class? What sort of profession do work in now?

>>693147875
we have to lay on a surface like wood

>>693147355
Kek

>>693147875
you put it up your cootch you idiot...what are you? 12?

>>693145480
yea but with asl you can "listen to" the words, what about the sounds, like idk, how do you imagine metal songs where it's almost all about instruments?

>>693147860
Is she hot?

>>693147956
well my mentor said hes a wanker

>>693145119
When did you realize that farting makes noise.

>>693146741
thats a nice song

>>693145119
what is love?

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>>693147860

>>693145119
When did you learn that farts makes a sound?

>>693145119
Sauce on that girl ?

>>693148109
she's 15 you sick bastard

>>693148133
Omfg this.

>>693145119
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG

>>693148165
Baby don't hurt me

Do you your super power to fuck with people?

How can you use the computer if you can't hear what you're typing?

What do you think about this all-original story?

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>693148055
it has to be the expression of the asl person

>>693148018
That must be awful. You don't sleep on a regular bed but like a piece of plywood?

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>>693148004
He's in college you dingus

>>693148206
Legal in Holland /b/ro

>>693146892
Oh glorious no way
The reason I asked that was because someone screenshotted that story and i read it in a later thread

Does it worry you that you might have a really awkward loud laugh ?

>>693148280
Don't hurt me

>>693148206
Is she hot?

>>693148243
IDK

>>693148430
No more...

>>693148326
Whoops, must of missed that.

>>693148319
noonon like a night stand

>>693148290
Fucking phone. *Do you use your superpower

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>>693148304
Good pasta is good

>>693145119
If you was deaf since you was born.
1. How did you imagine music.
2. How often do you fart loud without noticing

>>693148206
Yeah, but is she hot?

>>693148588
How do you feel the vibration if it's on a table next to the bed and not directly on the bed?

>>693148705
true is she hot?

>>693145119
Do you speak like a retard now?

>>693147965
Kek

>>693145119
farts don't make noises incase people told you that

>>693148746
it has to be right next to the bed

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>>693148558
>Whoops, must of missed that.
>Whoops, must of missed
>Whoops, must of
>must of
>must of
>of
>of
>of

>>693148799
pretty much yes

Plz confirm whether 15 sister is hot or no

>>693146211
>not handicapped
>Deaf
nigga pls

Do you have a job or do you live off the government?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INJOvNziUyE
this shit is fire is it sick

>>693146280
Thats amazing

>>693149051
>>693148326

How do you experience music?

can you hear me?

Can you hear me now?

>>693145195
>>693145323
laughed louder than i should have

>>693149051
i help kids in school when there deaf

>>693148938
Damn.... You ever fuck with people in public with it? I would... Like use sign language that almost looks like your choking or some shit

>>693149184
same

>>693145119
What's it like knowing you'll never hear your girl scream in bed?

>>693149270
xD no but i get away from getting tickets

>>693149380
its fine

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>>693149158
>>693149175
your joke was already made m8

>>693149242
I hope it's not english grammar you're helping them with, fucking retard

>when they're deaf

>>693149386
Well that's always good....
Doesn't beat music though haha mother fucker!!

>>693149439
yes

are you gay?